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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Worst motivational speaker since Matt Foley   (wfaa.com) divider line 33
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11737 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2013 at 3:19 PM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-14 03:36:13 PM
3 votes:
"Why did you tell girls to get out of abusive relationships instead of telling guys not to be abusive in the first place?" one student asked.

This kid has a bright future as an awful Slate blogger.
2013-11-14 03:25:09 PM
3 votes:
Does he live in a van, down by the river?
2013-11-14 03:08:53 PM
3 votes:
and if anyone's an expert on who is and isn't "datable", it's this dude:
www.premierproductions.com
2013-11-14 05:54:47 PM
2 votes:
Sorry guys, I was down in the basement drinking coffee for about the last four hours.
2013-11-14 04:41:22 PM
2 votes:
 Douchapoo says what?

www.titletrakk.com
2013-11-14 04:26:45 PM
2 votes:
archive.hi-res.net

how would you rate this speaker on the Fear / Love line?

www.unsungfilms.com
2013-11-14 03:41:48 PM
2 votes:
Dateable Boy Rules:

"Men of God are wild, not domesticated. Dateable guys aren't tamed. They don't live by the rules of the opposite sex. They fight battles, conquer lands, and stand up for the oppressed."

Oh yeah, sound like ever Farker I know *rolls eyes*
2013-11-14 03:33:45 PM
2 votes:
WHAT?!

a "christian motivational speaker" showed up and ran a bunch of stupid bullshiat by our kids?

shocking!

/This snake oil doesn't even work! I'm going to tell everyone! They'll thank me and comment on how smart I am.
2013-11-14 03:29:57 PM
2 votes:
"Lookadoo"?
2013-11-14 03:25:58 PM
2 votes:
Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Jonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
//Tell him you like his article in the newspaper
2013-11-14 03:21:54 PM
2 votes:
I didn't know Guy Fieri was a motivational speaker now.
2013-11-14 09:15:54 PM
1 votes:

Frank and Beans: Dateable girls put out.


That's why I only date the fat ones. Not just "regular fat" either, I'm talking about the really fat ones.

/If they can get around without a mobility scooter and an oxygen tank they're not a sure thing.
//Words to live by.
///A cat is fine, too.
2013-11-14 06:38:22 PM
1 votes:
I like Matt Foley the motivational speaker, as many kids actually got the crap together when they realized living in a van down by river is a thing.  I have seen worse, not as bad as this guy, but worse than Matt Foley.  I have a feeling this guy has the big muscle, breaking stuff, screaming guys open for him when he can.  I wonder if he ever worked with the 'I did a lot of drugs and should've died' guys.  I have seen the muscle guys and the should've died guys work together.

I have seen other motivational speakers fall into a category with this guy, but they were much better.  One of them actually said stuff that is useful for anyone.  He said things about loving and respecting the one your with.  It's crazy how that works.

/where can I get my captain obvious license so I can yell at kids and watch them yawn?
2013-11-14 05:24:50 PM
1 votes:

Cymbal: not_an_indigo: I didn't know Guy Fieri was a motivational speaker now.

He looks like a love child of Guy Fieri and Vin Diesel, with a sprinkling of Herp Derp in the eyes.


I was thinking Guy Fieri and Wallace Shawn...
2013-11-14 05:13:42 PM
1 votes:
How to be a "dateable" girl:

1.) Put out or get out
2.) see number 1
2013-11-14 04:34:48 PM
1 votes:

Cygnus God of Balance: [whatculture.com image 575x366]
FEAR |--------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------|LOVE


3 minutes...   not sure how I feel about this in regards to the fear/love continuum.
2013-11-14 04:29:55 PM
1 votes:
whatculture.com
FEAR |--------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------|LOVE
2013-11-14 03:57:30 PM
1 votes:
Was he suppose to motivate the kids to atheism? Because I think that's what he did.
2013-11-14 03:55:09 PM
1 votes:

oh_please: timujin: and if anyone's an expert on who is and isn't "datable", it's this dude:
[www.premierproductions.com image 700x467]

The kid from Sum 41 has NOT aged well.


FTFM
2013-11-14 03:51:39 PM
1 votes:
www.filmmisery.com

So he's saying the best girls are the salad-eating biatches? No thanks.
2013-11-14 03:44:48 PM
1 votes:
Clearly, he needed to date more teenagers.

//you know, for research
2013-11-14 03:40:21 PM
1 votes:
My advice?  Just skip to my loo, lookadoo, skip to my loo.
2013-11-14 03:38:04 PM
1 votes:
Oh and ladies, IF you pass the "R U Dateable?" test, this is what you get:

img.gawkerassets.com
2013-11-14 03:34:41 PM
1 votes:
Well Lah di freakin da.
2013-11-14 03:33:19 PM
1 votes:
Dateable girls put out.
2013-11-14 03:29:24 PM
1 votes:
Dateable girls know how to shut up

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-11-14 03:28:57 PM
1 votes:
"Why did you tell girls to get out of abusive relationships instead of telling guys not to be abusive in the first place?" one student asked.


God, I hate this line of 'reasoning'.

How about this:  "Guys, don't be abusive to girls.  And girls, if your guy IS abusive, don't do a thing to get out of the situation, because you shouldn't have to."
2013-11-14 03:28:38 PM
1 votes:
Looks are everything.
www.plentifulpet.com
2013-11-14 03:28:10 PM
1 votes:

not_an_indigo: I didn't know Guy Fieri was a motivational speaker now.


He looks like a love child of Guy Fieri and Vin Diesel, with a sprinkling of Herp Derp in the eyes.
2013-11-14 03:25:18 PM
1 votes:
He's just wrong on that 'Datable Girls' thing.

Datable girls don't need to know when to shut up.

It's that undatable girls don't know when to shut up.
2013-11-14 03:25:13 PM
1 votes:
And the people that had to listen to this asshole also got to pay for it, against their will.
2013-11-14 03:23:08 PM
1 votes:
Well, one of the butthurt parents has a hyphenated name -  Dr. Jaime Clark-Soles...that is all I need to know about he heloparenting self

Also, the babes do tend to talk too much, dudes do tend to be insensitive.  It is what it is
2013-11-14 03:23:03 PM
1 votes:
" But the Christian motivational speaker, hired by the PTA, .."  annnd, done.
 
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