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(Today)   Reporter, world's greatest girlfriend, reveals the key to a man's heart   (today.com) divider line 34
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20249 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2013 at 4:48 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-14 02:15:29 PM  
8 votes:
They show blowjobs on Today now?
2013-11-14 02:14:03 PM  
8 votes:
media2.s-nbcnews.com
Who's the lesbian on the right?
2013-11-14 02:57:56 PM  
6 votes:
He looks like a character from a Kids in the Hall sketch.
2013-11-14 05:25:42 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2013-11-14 03:04:37 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net

He (?) looks like an early '90s Helen Hunt
2013-11-14 06:10:51 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
i.imgur.com
2013-11-14 02:36:42 PM  
3 votes:

ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.


Which he handed out to the crowd at the pride march.
2013-11-14 05:48:52 PM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-11-14 05:03:36 PM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: He (?) looks like an early '90s Helen Hunt


I was thinking more Macauly Culkin in Party Monster.

Either way, the facial expression in the pic with TFA says, "she was supposed to curse me out, slam the door, the never come back. Not actually make the sandwiches."
2013-11-14 02:29:44 PM  
2 votes:

ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.


I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.
2013-11-14 02:15:16 PM  
2 votes:
I remember this shiat. She said he was a clone of Alexander Sarsgaard or whatever the fark, from True Blood.

SHE IS A LIAR AND A WHORE!
2013-11-15 12:24:19 AM  
1 votes:
I can make my own sandwiches.  I can't suck my own dick...
2013-11-14 08:04:44 PM  
1 votes:
Fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

// duh.
2013-11-14 07:24:21 PM  
1 votes:

KawaiiNot: Oh please. For the right man I 'd make him a home cooked breakfast every morning and good dinner most nights.


BS
2013-11-14 06:49:39 PM  
1 votes:
BJs... finish off sex each time with one.  More intense orgasm for them with the added bonus of less clean up for you later :-)
2013-11-14 06:35:51 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
2013-11-14 05:53:58 PM  
1 votes:

Eutamias21: LlamaGirl: ami5000: LOLOLOLOL

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 618x379]

All I can think is that scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous where Brittany Murphy's character screams that her brother is gay. Coz that guy is gay. Super gay.

What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??

He's imagining that he's the cameraman's balls deep in the cameraman's his ass.


FTFY
2013-11-14 05:46:36 PM  
1 votes:
Also: eat, gay love
2013-11-14 05:39:56 PM  
1 votes:
That's an awful lot of work to go through to land a gay dude.
2013-11-14 05:32:00 PM  
1 votes:

lockers: bulldg4life: How good are these sandwiches?

They actually look pretty good. She isn't just slapping some ketchup on a hotdog.


I have a hot dog she can slap ketchup on..
2013-11-14 05:29:01 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: [img.fark.net image 618x379]

He (?) looks like an early '90s Helen Hunt


That dude must have a penis that reaches his calves. It's the only explanation.
2013-11-14 05:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
cltampa.com
2013-11-14 05:05:15 PM  
1 votes:
Blowjobs?

Sandwiches?

Ok judging by his pic, yea he's more interested in sandwiches than blowjobs from her.

/ladies, the answer is blowjobs.
2013-11-14 05:05:06 PM  
1 votes:

Warlordtrooper: skybreaker: #mensrights

You are right,  All mens rights activists are just sexists.  There are no valid issues that affect men and we shouldn't form groups to deal with those issues.  Men should just sit back and get screwed by the system....


We're feeling a lot of pressure by the media to have boners all the time. While driving our trucks down country roads, preparing food in the kitchen, setting up a tent, after the opera...
We need to stand up! Or, wait for a few minutes till we can stand up, and say NO MORE!! We'll get hard when WE want to!
2013-11-14 04:04:02 PM  
1 votes:
Lessee...a key to a man's heart...hmm...

Blowjobs and don't be a nag / biatch.

Ta-da!
2013-11-14 03:20:49 PM  
1 votes:
www.bite.ca

Approves.

/so baby give me sandwiches
2013-11-14 02:45:19 PM  
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: LlamaGirl: ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.

I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.

I'm suicidal because THAT guy has a girlfriend that will do that and I'm single.


Life is hard.
2013-11-14 02:40:44 PM  
1 votes:

LlamaGirl: ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.

I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.


I'm suicidal because THAT guy has a girlfriend that will do that and I'm single.
2013-11-14 02:22:37 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.theatlanticwire.com
2013-11-14 02:19:49 PM  
1 votes:

Honest Bender: If this ho can make 300 sandwiches for that lesbo, then what's your excuse?
I think you're just mad that she's making you look bad.

Do you even sandwich, bro?


I ain't your bro, shiatass!
2013-11-14 02:18:46 PM  
1 votes:

ami5000: LOLOLOLOL

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 618x379]


All I can think is that scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous where Brittany Murphy's character screams that her brother is gay. Coz that guy is gay. Super gay.

What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??
2013-11-14 02:16:24 PM  
1 votes:
LOLOLOLOL

scallywagandvagabond.com
2013-11-14 02:15:24 PM  
1 votes:

skybreaker: #mensrights


/r/mensrights
2013-11-14 02:12:27 PM  
1 votes:
Oh god is that her boyfriend in the video?
 
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