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20263 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Nov 2013 at 4:48 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-14 02:15:29 PM  
6 votes:
They show blowjobs on Today now?
2013-11-14 06:49:39 PM  
2 votes:
BJs... finish off sex each time with one.  More intense orgasm for them with the added bonus of less clean up for you later :-)
2013-11-14 05:05:15 PM  
2 votes:
Blowjobs?

Sandwiches?

Ok judging by his pic, yea he's more interested in sandwiches than blowjobs from her.

/ladies, the answer is blowjobs.
2013-11-14 02:36:42 PM  
2 votes:

ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.


Which he handed out to the crowd at the pride march.
2013-11-14 02:14:03 PM  
2 votes:
media2.s-nbcnews.com
Who's the lesbian on the right?
2013-11-15 01:49:22 PM  
1 vote:
That is the oddest looking couple I think I have ever seen.  It's basically like a "what's wrong with this picture".
2013-11-14 10:43:24 PM  
1 vote:
Dear Ladies (and some gentlemen),

The key to a man's heart is blowjobs.

Sloppy

Wet

Cock-Craved

Rub it on every inch of your being

Love it like it has the Holy Spirit

Blow Jobs


Sex is fun, but on-your-knees, cock worshiping blowjobs will pretty much hook a man...
2013-11-14 06:10:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
i.imgur.com
2013-11-14 05:53:58 PM  
1 vote:

Eutamias21: LlamaGirl: ami5000: LOLOLOLOL

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 618x379]

All I can think is that scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous where Brittany Murphy's character screams that her brother is gay. Coz that guy is gay. Super gay.

What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??

He's imagining that he's the cameraman's balls deep in the cameraman's his ass.


FTFY
2013-11-14 05:48:52 PM  
1 vote:
media.tumblr.com
2013-11-14 05:45:27 PM  
1 vote:
His favorite sandwiches are ones with sausage.

Tuna --- no so much.
2013-11-14 05:29:01 PM  
1 vote:

scottydoesntknow: [img.fark.net image 618x379]

He (?) looks like an early '90s Helen Hunt


That dude must have a penis that reaches his calves. It's the only explanation.
2013-11-14 05:11:24 PM  
1 vote:

orclover: Blowjobs?

Sandwiches?

Ok judging by his pic, yea he's more interested in sandwiches than blowjobs from her.

/ladies, the answer is blowjobs.


This.  There is almost no relationship that couldn't be sustained with a higher application of blow jobs.
2013-11-14 04:51:33 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: Lessee...a key to a man's heart...hmm...

Blowjobs and don't be a nag / biatch.

Ta-da!


This. Sammiches are just a nice-to-have bonus.
2013-11-14 04:04:02 PM  
1 vote:
Lessee...a key to a man's heart...hmm...

Blowjobs and don't be a nag / biatch.

Ta-da!
2013-11-14 02:15:16 PM  
1 vote:
I remember this shiat. She said he was a clone of Alexander Sarsgaard or whatever the fark, from True Blood.

SHE IS A LIAR AND A WHORE!
2013-11-14 02:12:27 PM  
1 vote:
Oh god is that her boyfriend in the video?
 
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