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2013-11-14 02:12:27 PM  
Oh god is that her boyfriend in the video?
 
2013-11-14 02:13:43 PM  
#mensrights
 
2013-11-14 02:14:03 PM  
media2.s-nbcnews.com
Who's the lesbian on the right?
 
2013-11-14 02:15:06 PM  
Best of luck to the both of them.
 
2013-11-14 02:15:16 PM  
I remember this shiat. She said he was a clone of Alexander Sarsgaard or whatever the fark, from True Blood.

SHE IS A LIAR AND A WHORE!
 
2013-11-14 02:15:24 PM  

skybreaker: #mensrights


/r/mensrights
 
2013-11-14 02:15:29 PM  
They show blowjobs on Today now?
 
2013-11-14 02:15:43 PM  
He looks like he's wearing a bad toupee or something.
 
2013-11-14 02:15:50 PM  

oldfarthenry: [media2.s-nbcnews.com image 412x309]
Who's the lesbian on the right?


It's nice to see that Carson Kressley found love.
 
2013-11-14 02:16:16 PM  

LlamaGirl: I remember this shiat. She said he was a clone of Alexander Sarsgaard or whatever the fark, from True Blood.

SHE IS A LIAR AND A WHORE!


If this ho can make 300 sandwiches for that lesbo, then what's your excuse?
I think you're just mad that she's making you look bad.

Do you even sandwich, bro?
 
2013-11-14 02:16:24 PM  
LOLOLOLOL

scallywagandvagabond.com
 
2013-11-14 02:16:34 PM  
Also, I don't know which grosses me out more - this or the dude who turned his proposal into a 30-minute, multi-thousand dollar acting reel.
 
2013-11-14 02:17:28 PM  
That's all it takes to get a book deal now?
 
2013-11-14 02:18:46 PM  

ami5000: LOLOLOLOL

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 618x379]


All I can think is that scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous where Brittany Murphy's character screams that her brother is gay. Coz that guy is gay. Super gay.

What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??
 
2013-11-14 02:19:18 PM  

LlamaGirl: What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??


His own.
 
2013-11-14 02:19:49 PM  

LlamaGirl: All I can think is that scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous where Brittany Murphy's character screams that her brother is gay. Coz that guy is gay. Super gay.

What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??


Oh yah? Well Peter is GAY! GAAAAY
 
2013-11-14 02:19:49 PM  

Honest Bender: If this ho can make 300 sandwiches for that lesbo, then what's your excuse?
I think you're just mad that she's making you look bad.

Do you even sandwich, bro?


I ain't your bro, shiatass!
 
2013-11-14 02:19:56 PM  

LlamaGirl: ami5000: LOLOLOLOL

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 618x379]

All I can think is that scene in Drop Dead Gorgeous where Brittany Murphy's character screams that her brother is gay. Coz that guy is gay. Super gay.

What is with that look on his face? Did he smell a sour fart??


He's imagining that he's balls deep in the cameraman's ass.
 
2013-11-14 02:20:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 02:22:37 PM  
cdn.theatlanticwire.com
 
2013-11-14 02:23:15 PM  

ami5000: LOLOLOLOL

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 618x379]


Is that a dude?
 
2013-11-14 02:24:24 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?


Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.
 
2013-11-14 02:29:44 PM  

ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.


I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.
 
2013-11-14 02:36:42 PM  

ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.


Which he handed out to the crowd at the pride march.
 
2013-11-14 02:40:44 PM  

LlamaGirl: ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.

I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.


I'm suicidal because THAT guy has a girlfriend that will do that and I'm single.
 
2013-11-14 02:45:19 PM  

mitchcumstein1: LlamaGirl: ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.

I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.

I'm suicidal because THAT guy has a girlfriend that will do that and I'm single.


Life is hard.
 
2013-11-14 02:45:55 PM  

ami5000: mitchcumstein1: LlamaGirl: ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.

I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.

I'm suicidal because THAT guy has a girlfriend that will do that and I'm single.

Life is hard.


Eh, I'm not that upset really.
 
2013-11-14 02:57:56 PM  
He looks like a character from a Kids in the Hall sketch.
 
2013-11-14 03:04:37 PM  
img.fark.net

He (?) looks like an early '90s Helen Hunt
 
2013-11-14 03:10:31 PM  
Schulte had mainly been in charge of the cooking in the relationship, and the first time Smith made him a sandwich, he loved it so much that he declared she was "300 sandwiches away from an engagement ring!"

Woman trades mating and nesting duties for commitment.  Ric Romero reports.
 
2013-11-14 03:20:49 PM  
www.bite.ca

Approves.

/so baby give me sandwiches
 
2013-11-14 04:04:02 PM  
Lessee...a key to a man's heart...hmm...

Blowjobs and don't be a nag / biatch.

Ta-da!
 
2013-11-14 04:31:17 PM  

mitchcumstein1: LlamaGirl: ami5000: mitchcumstein1: Is that a dude?

Yes. That's the recipient of the 300 sandwiches.

I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.

I'm suicidal because THAT guy has a girlfriend that will do that and I'm single.


I'm single and would rather be that than be him.
 
2013-11-14 04:51:33 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Lessee...a key to a man's heart...hmm...

Blowjobs and don't be a nag / biatch.

Ta-da!


This. Sammiches are just a nice-to-have bonus.
 
2013-11-14 04:51:40 PM  

LlamaGirl: I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.


Nah, he's still a chump. My wife brings me a beer before giving me a blowjob while I watch a baseball game.
 
2013-11-14 04:52:15 PM  
How good are these sandwiches?
 
2013-11-14 04:52:22 PM  
Repeat or Followup, depending on how newsworthy the book deal is.
 
2013-11-14 04:52:24 PM  

oldfarthenry: [media2.s-nbcnews.com image 412x309]
Who's the lesbian on the right?


Crispin Glover?  (not that there's anything wrong with that...)
 
2013-11-14 04:52:25 PM  
Dude doesn't really understand the concept of "set a high bar"

300 sandwiches?  bah, most people could hit that goal in a few days

..... however, given the pictures provided so far, I think it's a safe bet he was not going to want 300 BJs from her or any woman.
 
2013-11-14 04:53:03 PM  
He might like sandwiches, but he sure don't eat the muffin.
 
2013-11-14 04:53:28 PM  
Hell, I'm old, and even I remember this farking story!

/Repeat tag overtired?
 
2013-11-14 04:55:52 PM  
It's not the sandwiches you miss after you get married, it's the head.
 
2013-11-14 04:56:26 PM  

LlamaGirl: I think so many farkers are suicidal now because that guy got sandwiches and all they get is yelled at and nagged.


upload.wikimedia.org

/first appropriate use?
//I'd like to buy a vowel....
 
2013-11-14 04:56:32 PM  

skybreaker: #mensrights


You are right,  All mens rights activists are just sexists.  There are no valid issues that affect men and we shouldn't form groups to deal with those issues.  Men should just sit back and get screwed by the system....
 
2013-11-14 04:56:34 PM  
Cue "Ian Beat Down" scene from High Fidelity.
 
2013-11-14 05:02:21 PM  

SirTanon: 300 sandwiches? bah, most people could hit that goal in a few days


You sound fat.
 
2013-11-14 05:03:26 PM  
I guess some women will do anything to be a gay mans' beard?
 
2013-11-14 05:03:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: He (?) looks like an early '90s Helen Hunt


I was thinking more Macauly Culkin in Party Monster.

Either way, the facial expression in the pic with TFA says, "she was supposed to curse me out, slam the door, the never come back. Not actually make the sandwiches."
 
2013-11-14 05:04:34 PM  

bulldg4life: How good are these sandwiches?


They actually look pretty good. She isn't just slapping some ketchup on a hotdog.
 
2013-11-14 05:05:06 PM  

Warlordtrooper: skybreaker: #mensrights

You are right,  All mens rights activists are just sexists.  There are no valid issues that affect men and we shouldn't form groups to deal with those issues.  Men should just sit back and get screwed by the system....


We're feeling a lot of pressure by the media to have boners all the time. While driving our trucks down country roads, preparing food in the kitchen, setting up a tent, after the opera...
We need to stand up! Or, wait for a few minutes till we can stand up, and say NO MORE!! We'll get hard when WE want to!
 
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