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(Ottawa Sun)   On the list of shiatty ways to die, flipping your tractor into a manure pond has to be pretty close to the top   (ottawasun.com) divider line 26
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2013-11-14 01:37:32 PM
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Manure.  I hate manure.
 
2013-11-14 01:44:28 PM
Actually, I think you end up more towards the bottom
 
2013-11-14 02:15:24 PM
Yea, but if he had made the full flip over the poo pond, it would've been the greatest tractor trick in history!
 
2013-11-14 03:03:00 PM
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2013-11-14 03:04:41 PM
Here are some pretty dumb ways to die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw
 
2013-11-14 03:04:52 PM
I can hear the parish bell ringing for his funeral...


DUNG.....DUNG....DUNG....
 
2013-11-14 03:07:11 PM
Thank God I've already chosen my method of leaving this earth: I will suffocate in a swimming pool full of beautiful naked women. Really looking forward to my demise, you guys.
 
2013-11-14 03:08:15 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I can hear the parish bell ringing for his funeral...


DUNG.....DUNG....DUNG....


Do not ask for whom the bull tolls...
 
2013-11-14 03:08:28 PM
Flipping your golf cart into the bunker. Not as shaitty but just as dead.

/son of an acquaintance
 
2013-11-14 03:09:11 PM
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2013-11-14 03:22:56 PM
So, what kind of fish live in a manure pond?
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Crappie.
 
2013-11-14 03:23:42 PM

utsagrad123: Manure.  I hate manure.


Done in one..
 
2013-11-14 03:27:30 PM
When I was a kid a neighbor was mowing a field with a 9-ft rotary mower, usually known as a Bush Hog. He was driving one of those old IH tractors with the "bobber" seat. At some point during the afternoon the Jesus nut holding the seat to the spring came out and dumped him backwards into the mower. They found the tractor wedged into some trees at the edge of the woods. Didn't find much of him, they figured the birds got most of him.

/at least it was quick
 
2013-11-14 03:30:51 PM
random bystander: "i was given a chance to resuscitate the man. after being informed that he suffocated on porcine feces, i respectfully declined."

take THAT big agra!

/sad way to go
//my condolences
 
2013-11-14 03:41:58 PM

scottydoesntknow: Yea, but if he had made the full flip over the poo pond, it would've been the greatest tractor trick in history!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kap4aHZLKw
 
2013-11-14 03:51:32 PM
That's some cold shait.
 
2013-11-14 04:09:34 PM
Well, I hope they rented a trailer, or at least hosed him off before hauling him to the hospital. Clean up inside the ambulance had to be a biatch.
 
2013-11-14 04:40:25 PM
That's no way for a man to die.
 
2013-11-14 04:41:01 PM

OldManDownDRoad: When I was a kid a neighbor was mowing a field with a 9-ft rotary mower, usually known as a Bush Hog. He was driving one of those old IH tractors with the "bobber" seat. At some point during the afternoon the Jesus nut holding the seat to the spring came out and dumped him backwards into the mower. They found the tractor wedged into some trees at the edge of the woods. Didn't find much of him, they figured the birds got most of him.

/at least it was quick


That seems like a pretty serious design flaw!

Personally I do not want any kind of human or animal excrement involved in my death. NTTAWWT if that's your bag, baby.
 
2013-11-14 06:05:47 PM
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Take note the guy on the tractor, as he is wearing white sport shoes.  I always scratched my head as to why farmers wear white sport shoes on the farm.  An uncle and cousins only wore white sport shoes for everything short of formal wear.  I brought it up when I was staying with him and the retort was 'watch where you step', but the pair they wore on the farm showed signs of not always taking the perfect step.  Me, I wore rain boots.  Step in a cow pie, hose it off, and no worse for wear.  I always like the idea that when I went into the house and kicked off my boots, the socks were still white.
 
2013-11-14 06:20:09 PM
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2013-11-14 09:27:28 PM
You know, it's, it's "nure," which is good. and a "ma" in front of it. MA-NURE. I mean when you consider the other choices, "manure" is actually pretty refreshing.
 
2013-11-14 09:56:00 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Actually, I think you end up more towards the bottom


Have we met before? Do we have any friends in common?
 
2013-11-14 09:58:50 PM
I submitted this earlier with a crappier headline.
 
2013-11-14 10:35:08 PM
I have a buddy who flipped an uparmored HMMWV into a sewer pit in Iraq.  After escaping with his life, he had to dive back in (with his soldiers) to retrieve sensitive items.  Good times.
 
2013-11-15 12:06:17 AM

kinshane: I have a buddy who flipped an uparmored HMMWV into a sewer pit in Iraq.  After escaping with his life, he had to dive back in (with his soldiers) to retrieve sensitive items.  Good times.


Sketchy, manure ponds are well known to release huge quantities of hydrogen sulfide and CO2 when disturbed, the first is a potent poison, the other will suffocate you right quick. Friend worked at a place where they had a 'pit', one night the pit turned over and emitted a big cloud of gas which drifted over and killed two security guards at their station 100 feet away.

\Got nothing funny to say.
\\Beware her heart is full of lye.
 
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