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2013-11-14 03:25:39 PM  
I guess since she lived in Alaska, she assumes if she digs deep enough, she'll find oil.
 
2013-11-14 03:27:00 PM  
Yeah, she's real broken up about it.  Broken like the will of black man under his master's whip.
 
2013-11-14 03:28:00 PM  
PALIN: I'm not one to be  politically correct, evidently.
 
2013-11-14 03:29:24 PM  
"And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.
 
2013-11-14 03:33:55 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sarah's derp cannon


I'm stealing this.
 
2013-11-14 03:36:30 PM  
"Whoa.  Slavery?  You think I minimized slavery?  Just wait one cotton pickin' moment, people.  I, Sarah Palin, am not a racist".
 
2013-11-14 03:39:33 PM  
cdn.crooksandliars.com
 
2013-11-14 03:43:35 PM  

Sybarite: [cdn.crooksandliars.com image 460x380]


She's like a mosquito.  You can't help but swat.
 
2013-11-14 03:44:23 PM  
She says that she is in fact NOT sorry.
 
2013-11-14 03:45:18 PM  
"I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'" Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't-till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"
"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'," Alice objected.
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean-neither more nor less."
"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master-that's all."
 
2013-11-14 03:48:28 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.


OMFG I laughed SO HARD when I read this.
 
2013-11-14 03:56:44 PM  
Maybe I'm missing something... are we not allowed to use the word "slave" anymore? If I were to say that 'Sara Palin is a slave to her derp', does that mean I'm trivializing slavery and I'm racist?
 
2013-11-14 03:58:46 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sarah's derp cannon

I'm stealing this.


I seriously wish this were my Fark Handle.
 
2013-11-14 04:01:02 PM  

kbronsito: Maybe I'm missing something... are we not allowed to use the word "slave" anymore? If I were to say that 'Sara Palin is a slave to her derp', does that mean I'm trivializing slavery and I'm racist?


You can still use it as metaphor.  But she's flat out denying she is, and that it even means what it means.  As with most things it's your intent.  And hers is ill, like her mentality.
 
2013-11-14 04:09:31 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.


Thank you for that.  It gave me a happy.
 
2013-11-14 04:09:48 PM  

lockers: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."
"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master-that's all."


Thank you. We already KNOW she's an inveterate racist. Why else would she choose to describe President Obama as 'SHUCKIN' AN' JIVIN' over Benghazi? Who the fark in their right does that? Except for Barbara Billingsley. She always gets a pass.
 
2013-11-14 04:09:50 PM  

Diogenes: kbronsito: Maybe I'm missing something... are we not allowed to use the word "slave" anymore? If I were to say that 'Sara Palin is a slave to her derp', does that mean I'm trivializing slavery and I'm racist?

You can still use it as metaphor.  But she's flat out denying she is, and that it even means what it means.  As with most things it's your intent.  And hers is ill, like her mentality.


In her mind, she must has some vague sense that she is using it as a methaphor. But she probably doesn't know that word and doesn't know how to explain it either.
 
2013-11-14 04:15:15 PM  
slav·er·y  (sl
n. pl. slav·er·ies
1.
The state of one bound in servitude as the property of a slaveholder or household.
2.
a.
The practice of owning slaves.
b.A mode of production in which slaves constitute the principal work force.
3. When talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe.
 
2013-11-14 04:20:01 PM  

kbronsito: In her mind, she must has some vague sense that she is using it as a methaphor. But she probably doesn't know that word and doesn't know how to explain it either.


That's actually plausible explanation for what's going on her head when she tries to use a word figuratively.
 
2013-11-14 04:28:23 PM  

exick: kbronsito: In her mind, she must has some vague sense that she is using it as a methaphor. But she probably doesn't know that word and doesn't know how to explain it either.

That's actually plausible explanation for what's going on her head when she tries to use a word figuratively.


She likes to hang around attractive people.  You know, 8's 9's and 10's.  6's or 7's if necessary but she has met a 4.
 
2013-11-14 04:36:41 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.


I think I love you :-D
 
2013-11-14 04:46:38 PM  

RedPhoenix122: I guess since she lived in Alaska, she assumes if she digs deep enough, she'll find oil.


dig UP, stupid!
 
2013-11-14 04:52:13 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.


You magnificent bastard. Well done!
 
2013-11-14 04:59:51 PM  
mediamrs.com
 
2013-11-14 05:00:46 PM  
I remember my first slave experience, when I opened a line of credit with Sears.
 
2013-11-14 05:01:24 PM  

mrshowrules: slav·er·y  (sl
n. pl. slav·er·ies
1.The state of one bound in servitude as the property of a slaveholder or household.
2.
a.The practice of owning slaves.
b.A mode of production in which slaves constitute the principal work force.
3. When talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe. Rand Paul

 
2013-11-14 05:02:16 PM  
She is literally raping the English language.
 
2013-11-14 05:02:33 PM  
And again, you know, I'm sure, if we open ourselves to the dictionary, we were able to prove that with semantics that are different, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill because, if I talking about a country that is bankrupt owe someone something on the line, if we do not change, the things we will be tied up. We are the ones we owe to be enslaved.
 
2013-11-14 05:02:33 PM  
malialitman.files.wordpress.com

Which one is the retard?

(Hint: it's a trick question.)
 
2013-11-14 05:02:37 PM  
Her answer has nothing to with political correctness, factual accuracy, or semantics.  It has only one purpose: to make money.

She could say anything, no matter how inaccurate, and as long as she defends it with "sorry I'm not politically correct, libtardo", some bumpkin will write her a check for $17.76.

Stop giving her attention.  It only enriches her.
 
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2013-11-14 05:03:12 PM  
What do you mean by "you people", Subby?
 
2013-11-14 05:03:48 PM  
"So....is being in debt to a private company also slavery?" - the question nobody will ever ask her
 
2013-11-14 05:03:56 PM  

Captain Dan: $17.76


looks like the price of freedom has gone up!
 
2013-11-14 05:04:44 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.


I imagine the sound in her head is pretty much always "loose fan belt."

Your post caused me to simultaneously laugh, cough, snort, and hiccup. It wasn't pretty.
 
2013-11-14 05:06:59 PM  
TAPPER: Don't you ever fear that by using hyperbole like that - obviously, you don't literally mean it's like slavery, which cost millions of people their lives and there was rape and torture. You're using it as a metaphor.

SARAH: I don't see how Star Trek has to do with anything, Tap.
 
2013-11-14 05:07:08 PM  

you are a puppet: "So....is being in debt to a private company also slavery?" - the question nobody will ever ask her


Yep, she's totally suggesting America's mortgage based housing economy is slavery.  How very Marxist of her(no seriously, wage/debt slavery as a component of capitalism was one of Marx's core tenets).
 
2013-11-14 05:09:18 PM  
Original:

"And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

Run through Google Translate and about five different translations later you get:

"And no, I do not - I do not care about these things, because no matter what I say, do not say how many conservatives that, you know that you are focus and efforts need to be to divert the minds of listeners and viewers about out, feet, face, he said the word slavery in a speech, and my word slave, because I point.
"I -. I choose it to mean what I say, and again, you know, I remember if abrirmos's Dictionary, a can prove that the semantics of this phone , you need to prove that the means of slavery, any suitable amount when you talk about a country should bankrupt a write line if things do not change, we must., we let they must "
 
2013-11-14 05:09:40 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd love to know what this originally sounded like in her brain before it was apparently translated into Mandarin, then to Navajo, then back to English by an illiterate deaf-mute grunting Morse code during an F5 hurricane during a Neil Young concert over a Zack Morris Brick Phone to a way station at the bottom of the Marianas Trench where it was then transcribed on a Speak and Spell with only one working battery and delivered via blind pigeon to Sarah's derp cannon.


My man-crush on you knows no bounds.
 
2013-11-14 05:10:31 PM  
Sarah Palin is sorry that you people misunderstood the word 'slavery'


I like what you did there, subby.
 
2013-11-14 05:10:58 PM  
PALIN: There is another definition of slavery and that is being beholden to some kind of master that is not of your choosing. And, yes, the national debt will be like slavery when the note comes due.

i78.photobucket.com

"fark you, biatch!"
 
2013-11-14 05:11:24 PM  

solaufein: Original:

"And, no, I don't - I don't worry about things like that, because no matter what I say, no matter what a lot of conservatives say, they're, you know, they'll be targeted and distractions will be attempted to be made to take the listener and the viewers' mind off what the point is, by pointing out, oh, she said the word slavery in a speech, and, I did say the word slavery, because I want to make a point.
"I - I can if they choose to misinterpret what it is that I'm saying. And, again, you know, I'm sure if we open up the dictionary, we could prove that with semantics that are various, we can prove that there is a definition of slavery that absolutely fits the bill there, when I'm talking about a bankrupt country that will owe somebody something down the line if we don't change things that is, we will be shackled. We will be enslaved to those who we owe."

Run through Google Translate and about five different translations later you get:

"And no, I do not - I do not care about these things, because no matter what I say, do not say how many conservatives that, you know that you are focus and efforts need to be to divert the minds of listeners and viewers about out, feet, face, he said the word slavery in a speech, and my word slave, because I point.
"I -. I choose it to mean what I say, and again, you know, I remember if abrirmos's Dictionary, a can prove that the semantics of this phone , you need to prove that the means of slavery, any suitable amount when you talk about a country should bankrupt a write line if things do not change, we must., we let they must "


Voting Palin is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
 
2013-11-14 05:11:28 PM  
I feel I speak for the entire American people when I say, "fark you, John McCain."
 
2013-11-14 05:13:45 PM  
FTA: PALIN: I'm not one to be politically correct, evidently.

I'm sure she's OK with the casual, colloquial use of the word RETARDED too.
 
2013-11-14 05:13:54 PM  
I'm really trying to ignore her, and the media does not make it easy.

That being said, not a single person has come forward to denounce her comparing the debt to slavery.  And yet she tells anyone who will listen (and that would be anyone in the media) that they all coming after her because she's a straight shooter.

What a farking victim.
 
2013-11-14 05:15:48 PM  

kbronsito: she is using it as a methaphor


She's comparing it to Breaking Bad?
 
2013-11-14 05:16:29 PM  

Graffito: FTA: PALIN: I'm not one to be politically correct, evidently.

I'm sure she's OK with the casual, colloquial use of the word RETARDED too.


Only when it's a Republican saying it.
 
2013-11-14 05:16:52 PM  
"distractions will be attempted to be made"

And consequences will never be the same.
 
2013-11-14 05:16:56 PM  

bdub77: Which one is the retard?

(Hint: it's a trick question.)


Yes.
 
2013-11-14 05:17:25 PM  

RedPhoenix122: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sarah's derp cannon

I'm stealing this.



A visual representation of Palin's derp cannon:

img.fark.net

/Kudos to Doktor_Zhivago
 
2013-11-14 05:18:00 PM  

balthan: kbronsito: she is using it as a methaphor

She's comparing it to Breaking Bad?


www.blogcdn.com

Slavery, biatch!
 
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