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(MainStreet)   81% of adults believe that it is too early for retailers to begin playing music that hopes everyone is SIMPLY HAAAAAAAAAAAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME   (mainstreet.com) divider line 175
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2013-11-14 03:05:54 PM
Worst song ever recorded, bar none.

Completely invalidates Paul McCartney's entire musical career.
 
2013-11-14 03:10:17 PM
The hippopotamus song makes me want to stab Santa in the dick with a sharpened candy-cane.
 
2013-11-14 03:14:49 PM

HUMBUG!

 
2013-11-14 03:16:36 PM
How am I going to hear Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, then??
 
2013-11-14 03:37:29 PM
i read somewhere that macca makes $400k a year FROM THAT SONG ALONE.

/think about that
//screw you, subby!
 
2013-11-14 03:38:44 PM
FARK YOU IN YOUR CHOCOLATE STARFISH, jerkmitter.
 
2013-11-14 03:38:52 PM
 
2013-11-14 03:39:27 PM
Tis the season for being grateful that I have only one functional ear.
 
2013-11-14 03:40:15 PM
I already get tired of christmas commercials on TV before freaking Halloween!
 
2013-11-14 03:40:31 PM
FARK YOU Subby for putting that song in my head.  May you be surrounded by reindeer with excessive flatulence from now until Epiphany.
 
2013-11-14 03:41:00 PM
Earbleach: The Dan Band's "I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas" (NSFW language)
 
2013-11-14 03:41:11 PM
Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell Rock . . . . .
 
2013-11-14 03:41:19 PM
fark those assholes

If you thinnk celebrating Xmas makes you a Xtian, fark you too.

We need to start fighting the war on Xmas with guns.
 
2013-11-14 03:41:49 PM
try running the board for a radio station hours at a time that was the Christmas station. Hated that.
 
2013-11-14 03:42:25 PM
God damn do I hate that song.
 
2013-11-14 03:42:55 PM
See, THIS is the real War on Christmas here, between common sense and business muckitymucks who want us all to ignore that Thanksgiving holiday and move on to National Greed Season because there ain't no money in cranberry sauce and Squanto anymore. WAKE UP AMERICA!
 
2013-11-14 03:43:12 PM
Damn you Subby.

Damn you to hell.
 
2013-11-14 03:43:18 PM
I like Christmas music.
 
2013-11-14 03:43:19 PM

sigdiamond2000: Worst song ever recorded, bar none.


uh, no... that would be "we built this city" by starship.
 
2013-11-14 03:43:24 PM
My grocery store was playing Christmas music the week before Halloween.
 
2013-11-14 03:43:24 PM

AH'LL HAVE UH

BDEA-BDEA-BDEA BLUE

BDEA-BDEA-BDEA CHRISTMAS

BDEA-BDEA-BDEA WITHOUT YOU

AH GET SO

BDEA-BDEA-BDEA BLUE

BDEA-BDEA-BDEA THINKIN'

ABEE-ABEE-ABOUT YOU

DECORATIONS OF BDEA-BDEA-RED

ON A BDEA-BDEA-GREEN

BDEA-BDEA-CHRISTMAS TREE

*cla-click* BOOM


/f**k you right in your earhole, Denny Brownlee - Mel Blanc does a half gainer in his grave every time this is played
 
2013-11-14 03:43:44 PM
I used to work in a restaurant as a cook, when I was a kid.  There was a muzak system for the background music, which for some reason had a speaker mounted in the ceiling above my station.  Even to this day, the song "Papa Noël" (A.K.A. "Christmas on the Bayou") by Brenda Lee makes me feel like I'm going to black out and wake up covered in someone else's blood.
 
2013-11-14 03:44:38 PM
An Egyptian man owned the company I worked for years ago.  In an attempt to appear uber-Christian, he played non-stop Christmas CDs over the office intercom from November 1st until New Years.
 
2013-11-14 03:44:40 PM

mainstreet62: I like Christmas music.


Dude, EVERYONE likes Christmas music. AFTER Thanksgiving when its... you know.. Christmas time.
 
2013-11-14 03:44:44 PM

mainstreet62: I like Christmas music.


I like it too, but that particular song is awful.
 
2013-11-14 03:44:50 PM
DIE SUBBY!  DIE!
 
2013-11-14 03:44:53 PM
Screw you, Subbo! The earlier the Christmas the better as far as I'm concerned. Anything to put the nails in Summer's coffin!
 
2013-11-14 03:45:02 PM
Amazon Prime: keeping me from hearing that shiat since 2010!
 
2013-11-14 03:45:12 PM
I hate McCartney for writing that song and for it I hope everything he loves, dies. In his arms. On Christmas.
 
2013-11-14 03:45:13 PM

cretinbob: fark those assholes

If you thinnk celebrating Xmas makes you a Xtian, fark you too.

We need to start fighting the war on Xmas with guns.


I don't think you're taking the same thing out of the article the rest of us are, but okay.
 
2013-11-14 03:45:15 PM
I agree with Sarah Palin that there is a War On Christmas.  I know she's right because I personally wage one between November 1st and December 21st every farking year.  It's too goddamned early!
 
2013-11-14 03:45:29 PM

sigdiamond2000: Worst song ever recorded, bar none.

Completely invalidates Paul McCartney's entire musical career.


You, sir, have never heard "Christmas Shoes."

/It's like the whiniest of repetitive country music and undue religious guilt had the ugliest baby imaginable
 
2013-11-14 03:45:48 PM
My mother loved Dolly Parton and every Christmas was non-stop Dolly and Kenny Christmas Duets.  No wonder my dad drank so much.
 
2013-11-14 03:46:08 PM
There's a special category for non-Christmas songs that have been horribly mutated into Christmas songs.  Namely Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World".
 
2013-11-14 03:46:10 PM
I'm a complete Humbug because I'd prefer we have none of it - but yeah at least they could have the decency to wait till Thanksgiving.

And then you hear all these stories about retailers being open ON Thanksgiving - good grief! I used to work those shiat-tastic retail jobs too and the ONE good thing about it all was "you got Thanksgiving off, and you got to go home around 4pm on Christmas eve".

My partner's brother got forced to miss the traditional family Christmas Eve celebration last year because his greedy-ass employer made him work till 11 pm on Christmas frigging eve.

Bah Humbug indeed.
 
2013-11-14 03:47:38 PM

Rapmaster2000: My mother loved Dolly Parton and every Christmas was non-stop Dolly and Kenny Christmas Duets.  No wonder my dad drank so much.


you gotta know when to fold em
 
2013-11-14 03:48:05 PM

Langdon Alger: try running the board for a radio station hours at a time that was the Christmas station. Hated that.


Been there done that. Never doing that sober again!


FrancoFile: My grocery store was playing Christmas music the week before Halloween.


The bible thumper I used to work with would start going into Christmas mode in July.
 
2013-11-14 03:48:13 PM
Time to hibernate and avoid all humans. See ya in January.
 
2013-11-14 03:49:56 PM
If you're the jerkoff who plays Christmas music in the office. I hope your house burns down on Christmas Eve.
 
2013-11-14 03:50:04 PM
Dominick the Donkey, on the other hand, is high art.
 
2013-11-14 03:50:35 PM

ArkPanda: There's a special category for non-Christmas songs that have been horribly mutated into Christmas songs.  Namely Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World".


See also "Baby, It's Cold Outside", "I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm", "Button Up Your Overcoat", "My Favorite Things" and pretty much any song that alludes to winter or cold weather.
 
2013-11-14 03:50:37 PM
Went to nearby McDonald...and they were playing Christmas time music.

I wanted to get all stabby after a rather...insipid rendition of "Mommy's Kissing Santa Claus".

/Won't be going to McD's until January.
 
2013-11-14 03:52:29 PM

mainstreet62: I like Christmas music.


As do I.  But that abomination in the headline is not music, it's the orgasmic cries of the Devil himself as he jizzes all over the wallowing souls in the 4th circle of hell.
 
2013-11-14 03:53:31 PM
Personally I don't want to hear or see any Christmas shiat until the 1st of December at the earliest.

But there is a special place in Christmas hell for organizations that start piping in Christmas tunes before Remembrance (Veteran's) Day.  None of those places are going to see a cent of my cash during the holidays... even if I have to go out of my way.
 
2013-11-14 03:53:53 PM

mainstreet62: I like Christmas music.


I like it too, but start playing it 2 weeks before Christmas...not in early November.
 
2013-11-14 03:54:47 PM

sigdiamond2000: Worst song ever recorded, bar none.

Completely invalidates Paul McCartney's entire musical career.


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I've always been partial to Nerf Herder's "I've Got a Boner for Christmas"
 
2013-11-14 03:54:53 PM
Here, ear bleach, courtesy of Angela Lansbury:

Haul out the holly
Put up the tree before my spirit falls again
Fill up the stocking
I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now

For we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet

Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
It hasn't snowed a single flurry
But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry

So climb down the chimney
Put up the brightest string of light I've ever seen
Slice up the fruitcake
It's time we hung some tinsel on that evergreen bough

For I've grown a little leaner, grown a little colder
Grown a little sadder, grown a little older
And I need a little angel sitting on my shoulder
I need a little Christmas now
 
2013-11-14 03:55:55 PM

Boris S. Wort: Personally I don't want to hear or see any Christmas shiat until the 1st of December at the earliest.

But there is a special place in Christmas hell for organizations that start piping in Christmas tunes before Remembrance (Veteran's) Day.  None of those places are going to see a cent of my cash during the holidays... even if I have to go out of my way.


You in jolly old England?  I thought Guy Fawkes Day (Nov 5?) was the start of Xmas shopping there.  I was in Herrod's once around this time and it was chock full of ribbons and candycanes.
 
2013-11-14 03:56:11 PM
I will admit that I love Fairytale Of New York by the Pogues.
 
2013-11-14 03:56:19 PM

Modified Wooden Paper Towel Holder: I hate McCartney for writing that song and for it I hope everything he loves, dies. In his arms. On Christmas.


I'd say having Linda due of cancer was punishment enough.
 
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