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(Daily Mail)   Totally fake real-life Ken labels totally fake real-life Barbie as 'a total fake'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
    More: Ironic, Barbie, Justin Jedlica, fake hair, drag queens, lookalike  
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2013-11-14 01:11:04 PM
This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the internet. W. T. F.
 
2013-11-14 01:19:49 PM
next gen RealDolls?
 
2013-11-14 01:21:09 PM
W.T.F. indeed.
 
2013-11-14 01:44:30 PM
OMG, it's Cher!
 
2013-11-14 01:55:54 PM

scottydoesntknow: This is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on the internet. W. T. F.


So you're saying that you have the weirdest boner right now?
 
2013-11-14 01:57:30 PM
Wait until he finds out that he doesn't have any junk.
 
2013-11-14 01:59:32 PM

Tr0mBoNe: W.T.F. indeed.


I don't think it's cool to call out a TFer like that.
 
2013-11-14 02:26:15 PM
That's childhood nightmare fuel right there.

Must... not... sleep... creepy... dolls... will... get... me...
 
2013-11-14 03:04:28 PM

namegoeshere: That's childhood nightmare fuel right there.

Must... not... sleep... creepy... dolls... will... get... me...


Yeah that will haunt me for years.
 
2013-11-14 03:05:57 PM

grokca: Wait until he finds out that he doesn't have any junk.


I was wondering if the $150K in surgery included junk removal and all he has now is a smooth plastic area.
 
2013-11-14 03:06:13 PM
Wow.

Proof that it's possible to enter the Uncanny Valley from the other side.
 
2013-11-14 03:06:32 PM
I don't see the problem. My sister put dresses on Ken all the time and reenacted scenes from Tootsie.
 
2013-11-14 03:07:01 PM

groppet: namegoeshere: That's childhood nightmare fuel right there.

Must... not... sleep... creepy... dolls... will... get... me...

Yeah that will haunt me for years.


It's the eyes. How do they get them to look so lifeless?
 
2013-11-14 03:07:19 PM
Plastic surgery, I said, plastic....surgery.....
 
2013-11-14 03:07:56 PM
I hate to tell the guy(?) but even after $150K in surgeries, he looks nothing like any Ken doll I've ever seen.
 
2013-11-14 03:08:17 PM
oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-11-14 03:09:31 PM
What is this I dont even...

I'm actually speechless.
 
2013-11-14 03:09:45 PM
She seems at least slightly more grounded in reality, since she hasn't had over $150k in surgeries to complete her look (just the boob job). She at least still looks human.
 
2013-11-14 03:10:52 PM
Crazy people problems.
 
2013-11-14 03:11:49 PM
As someone who is actually named Ken, I'm getting a kick... No I'm not.

As far as TFA goes, the eye bleach does nothing.  What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2013-11-14 03:11:57 PM
Any article by the Daily Mail I have to take with a grain of total bullshiat.
 
2013-11-14 03:12:36 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-14 03:13:04 PM
Humans have now entered the uncanny valley
 
2013-11-14 03:13:14 PM
Tell me what you don't like about yourself.

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-11-14 03:13:23 PM

funzyr: groppet: namegoeshere: That's childhood nightmare fuel right there.

Must... not... sleep... creepy... dolls... will... get... me...

Yeah that will haunt me for years.

It's the eyes. How do they get them to look so lifeless?


Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-11-14 03:13:38 PM
Reason #a billion as to why I think humanity will be gone within 100 years.
 
2013-11-14 03:14:04 PM
Sooo what he's saying is that with her, the freak washes off?
 
2013-11-14 03:14:48 PM
And yet she actually looks a lot like a Barbie while he just looks like some plasticized douche but not a Ken doll.
 
2013-11-14 03:17:08 PM

ScrimBoy: [img.fark.net image 475x355]


WOAH how about a NSFW link there!  Guess that explains why there was no chemistry between them.  No wonder they never got married.
 
2013-11-14 03:17:18 PM
They're both gross. And stupid. And crazy.
 
2013-11-14 03:17:31 PM
Seems like the guy wasn't bad looking before he had all his surgeries and now he just looks weird, kinda max headroom-y
 
2013-11-14 03:17:45 PM
Neither of them look like Ken or Barbie.
 
2013-11-14 03:17:59 PM
WTF

'And in all honesty, I think I make an even prettier Barbie than she does!'

/Honesty?
 
2013-11-14 03:18:17 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-14 03:18:44 PM
awesomegifs.com
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i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 03:19:11 PM
Other than the weird Halloween costume fetish, she looks real cute and I would like to do unspeakable acts to her while she said nasty things in a strong accent.
 
2013-11-14 03:20:08 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x343]


This.
 
2013-11-14 03:20:18 PM

Headso: Seems like the guy wasn't bad looking before he had all his surgeries and now he just looks weird, kinda max headroom-y


So did Michael Jackson.  Which is why I still snicker at his forever denying that he EVER had any surgery done.  And I outright laugh at the load of celebrities that completely beleived him and backed him up.
 
2013-11-14 03:20:30 PM
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
I think we're WAY into the Uncanny Valley, here.
 
2013-11-14 03:21:00 PM
www.pearltrees.com
 
2013-11-14 03:22:41 PM
Every time I see a picture of that guy, I imagine him singing Die Roboter.
 
2013-11-14 03:24:49 PM
A whore cut to look like Lana Turner is still just a whore.
 
2013-11-14 03:25:07 PM
He looks weird and unattractive 24/7. Good job, moran!

She's cute without the Barbie makeup though.
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-11-14 03:25:08 PM
"he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin' "
 
2013-11-14 03:26:48 PM
Gay male AW is pissed that female AW does not want to AW as a couple, since female AW realizes the market for female AW's is larger that that for gay male AW's.

See also: Ghastly vs. Grable's Daughter
 
2013-11-14 03:29:48 PM
Good news, everyone!

I've just discovered a heretofore unknown level of not caring!

I mean, the internet has always been pretty good at testing the depth of my apathy, but with this story I avtually uncovered a level of not caring previously thought impossible by science.

Thanks, internet!!
 
2013-11-14 03:29:54 PM
I think what he is saying (and I am probably wrong, just playing devil's advocate etc.. blah blah, IANAXD)

He is a dedicated (read: pathological) identity junkie, she is a mere cosplayer.

Some people see these things as signs of dedication.

// I like to dress up for halloween for the kids and on other days for the wife, but defining your identity seems to be his major malfunction, hers is just a fetish.
 
2013-11-14 03:33:11 PM

jaytkay: He looks weird and unattractive 24/7. Good job, moran!

She's cute without the Barbie makeup though.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]



She doesn't look like that anymore. That woman is gone forever.
 
2013-11-14 03:34:33 PM
She looks like lady gaga in the first pic imo
 
2013-11-14 03:34:58 PM
you're both SUPPOSED to look fake, dumbass. That's the whole point.
 
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