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(Daily Dot)   When your fling blows you off after three dates, do you A) move on, B) leave an angry voicemail, or C) start a massive online campaign to tell the world he has a "micro penis"   (dailydot.com) divider line 91
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2013-11-14 01:16:24 PM
Such a campaign would have minimal effect if the guy could lick his eyebrows.
 
2013-11-14 01:21:12 PM
I wish my flings would blow me after 3 dates.
 
2013-11-14 01:29:50 PM
"Yes, well, it *WOULD* feel like that to a woman who has as much experience as you have".
 
2013-11-14 01:39:18 PM
 
2013-11-14 01:40:09 PM
In the case of Micropeen v. Cavernavagina...
 
2013-11-14 01:41:03 PM
That must be some incredible micro-penis for her to be so obsessed with it, damn
 
2013-11-14 01:42:30 PM
bad: being rejected
worse: being rejected by a man you're having sex with
worst: being rejected by a man with a micro penis who doesn't want to have sex with you any longer.

What you are basically say is here is a man who has absolutely no chance of a sexual relation and he still rather not have sex with me
 
2013-11-14 01:43:34 PM
Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run....
 
2013-11-14 01:44:01 PM
Streisand effect you dumb twat. I mean, there are chicks that want to get with death row wife killers, so I predict this will backfire.
 
2013-11-14 01:44:15 PM
This guarantees that every woman knows he probably is average or better sized. Obviously he also has other positive qualities or she wouldn't be so angry he left.

She's basically advertising he has a great future provider potential, a big d*ck, and turned her on.
 
2013-11-14 01:44:26 PM

LandOfChocolate: Depends.  Are you this woman? http://gawker.com/guy-breaks-up-with-girl-by-text-girl-publicly-shame s -g-1389989148


Almost forgot about her. For a while I expected her to be a gift that kept on giving with her "wisdom"
 
2013-11-14 01:44:46 PM
Well at least now we all know she puts out on the first couple dates.
 
2013-11-14 01:45:08 PM

new_york_monty: In the case of Micropeen v. Cavernavagina...


Oh that case has to be thrown out due to unclean hands.
 
2013-11-14 01:45:32 PM
www.gifcrap.com
 
2013-11-14 01:46:13 PM
So what? I'd love to have a Mike Rowe penis!

www.snarknewsnetwork.com
 
2013-11-14 01:46:40 PM
So, "The Daily Dot"? Is that what she's calling it? Cold.
 
2013-11-14 01:46:52 PM
Dont worry his H2 does that
 
2013-11-14 01:46:55 PM
She must be crazy. If he was truly that small then him dumping her after 3 dates was a gift to her!
 
2013-11-14 01:47:19 PM

groppet: LandOfChocolate: Depends.  Are you this woman? http://gawker.com/guy-breaks-up-with-girl-by-text-girl-publicly-shame s -g-1389989148

Almost forgot about her. For a while I expected her to be a gift that kept on giving with her "wisdom"


She has slowly been reducing her presence on the LittleBlackBlog website.  Still has to sever links between it and her personal PR site, but her photo doesn't appear all over it like it used to.
 
2013-11-14 01:47:20 PM

ShamanGator: Well at least now we all know she puts out on the first couple dates.


And there are door prizes.
 
2013-11-14 01:48:07 PM
 The Philosophical Review, a quarterly journal produced by Cornell University and Duke University Press.

Go ahead.

Try to find a bigger collection of self-important, insufferable twats than that staff.
 
2013-11-14 01:48:58 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That must be some incredible micro-penis for her to be so obsessed with it, damn


What she fails to mentions is he has a 8 inch tongue.
 
2013-11-14 01:49:40 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That must be some incredible micro-penis for her to be so obsessed with it, damn


pathetic guy with micropenis spent some time with her and thought to himself... i can do better.
 
2013-11-14 01:50:02 PM
somethings seem too small for some places and too big for the other?
 
2013-11-14 01:50:32 PM
I'm going with D) post every detail of your life on-line, including sketchy photos and drunk rambling, and let it ride. It's how the media age works, and you have to work it. DO IT PUSSY
 
2013-11-14 01:50:45 PM

SurfaceTension: I wish my flings would blow me after 3 dates.


If it's a fling, it should be one date.  And by one date I mean meeting them in a bar.
 
2013-11-14 01:52:00 PM
Well, now everybody knows.
 
2013-11-14 01:52:16 PM

kbronsito: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: That must be some incredible micro-penis for her to be so obsessed with it, damn

pathetic guy with micropenis spent some time with her and thought to himself... i can do better.


What's so pathetic about that?  It's only 3 dates.
 
2013-11-14 01:52:28 PM

groppet: LandOfChocolate: Depends.  Are you this woman? http://gawker.com/guy-breaks-up-with-girl-by-text-girl-publicly-shame s -g-1389989148

Almost forgot about her. For a while I expected her to be a gift that kept on giving with her "wisdom"


No... this one is named Louise Silberling, and she's on staff at Cornell University's Sage School of Philosophy

This is her:
philosophy.cornell.edu
 
2013-11-14 01:52:31 PM
Don't stick your micro in crazy
 
2013-11-14 01:53:08 PM
She went to HS at the putney school.. thats enough reason to be suspicious of her right there.
 
2013-11-14 01:53:14 PM
www.reasonwithme.com

But she seems so nice!
 
2013-11-14 01:54:15 PM
Men are stupid and will forgive a great many horrible things that women do. However, if you publicly mock his Johnson after having slept with him, you have made yourself an enemy.
 
2013-11-14 01:54:42 PM
So what? I'd love to have a Mike Rowe penis!

I would too. I'll bet he'd be proud of all the Dirty Jobs I'd keep doing for his benefit.
 
2013-11-14 01:55:03 PM

maxximillian: Don't stick your micro in crazy


I don't know. A stick is still a stick.
 
2013-11-14 01:55:03 PM
Women don't get to see my micropenis until the fifth date. It's a rule I live by. By then they have experienced the wonders of my two-foot long tonuge, so it's OK.
 
2013-11-14 01:56:43 PM
I ain't sayin' that she's nuts, but

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2013-11-14 01:56:45 PM

b0rscht: Women don't get to see my micropenis until the fifth date. It's a rule I live by. By then they have experienced the wonders of my two-foot long tonuge, so it's OK.


Voted most popular pokemon by female trainers everywhere!

cdn.bulbagarden.net
 
2013-11-14 01:57:31 PM
Superman's from Metropolis, this guy's from Micropenis.

Or perhaps it's simply a case of:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-14 01:57:58 PM

SirTanon: groppet: LandOfChocolate: Depends.  Are you this woman? http://gawker.com/guy-breaks-up-with-girl-by-text-girl-publicly-shame s -g-1389989148

Almost forgot about her. For a while I expected her to be a gift that kept on giving with her "wisdom"

No... this one is named Louise Silberling, and she's on staff at Cornell University's Sage School of Philosophy

This is her:
[philosophy.cornell.edu image 150x150]


Staff.  Not faculty.

You know she's got a burning hatred for faculty.  Or for anyone who succeeded outside academia, too.
 
2013-11-14 02:00:00 PM

SirTanon: groppet: LandOfChocolate: Depends.  Are you this woman? http://gawker.com/guy-breaks-up-with-girl-by-text-girl-publicly-shame s -g-1389989148

Almost forgot about her. For a while I expected her to be a gift that kept on giving with her "wisdom"

No... this one is named Louise Silberling, and she's on staff at Cornell University's Sage School of Philosophy

This is her:


Holy shiat they list her phone number
 
2013-11-14 02:00:56 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Holy shiat they list her phone number


I know, I'm talking to her now!

/she said she didn't do it.....
 
2013-11-14 02:02:10 PM
She was dating Lady Gaga?
 
2013-11-14 02:02:16 PM
Huh.  He may have a small dick, but you're a crazy biatch.  And now everyone knows it.
Good luck getting dates from non-desperate men in the future.
 
2013-11-14 02:02:34 PM

SirTanon: groppet: LandOfChocolate: Depends.  Are you this woman? http://gawker.com/guy-breaks-up-with-girl-by-text-girl-publicly-shame s -g-1389989148

Almost forgot about her. For a while I expected her to be a gift that kept on giving with her "wisdom"

No... this one is named Louise Silberling, and she's on staff at Cornell University's Sage School of Philosophy

This is her:
[philosophy.cornell.edu image 150x150]


bunny boiler.
 
2013-11-14 02:02:53 PM
What size would that be in pasta. I'm assuming pene pasta but pene picola?
 
2013-11-14 02:03:31 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Holy shiat they list her phone number


"Hi, I was wondering if your journal would like to buy my review of BattleToads for the Wii..."
 
2013-11-14 02:04:16 PM
i2.cdnds.net
 
2013-11-14 02:04:38 PM
Dick move
 
2013-11-14 02:09:22 PM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Holy shiat they list her phone number

"Hi, I was wondering if your journal would like to buy my review of BattleToads BattleChoads for the Wii..."


FTFY.
 
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