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(CBC)   Have you been awkwardly explaining crack to your kids because of Rob Ford... You are going to really enjoy explaining what he said today, that cunning linguist   (cbc.ca) divider line 126
    More: Asinine, Rob Ford, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, emergency powers, special sessions  
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2013-11-14 10:52:34 AM  
I've always suspected he was a binge eater.
 
2013-11-14 11:06:52 AM  
Let he who has not smoked crack and banged a prostitute throw the first stone.
 
2013-11-14 11:09:01 AM  
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2013-11-14 11:13:18 AM  
Yup, Rob - the whole goddamn world is lying about you because you're a big fat beacon of truth & self-righteousness!
Can't we hire the same company that moved those metro zoo elephants to haul this entitled addict to rehab? Please? He's not funny anymore - just pathetic.
 
2013-11-14 11:15:07 AM  
I'm wondering if he's on something today, he was very, ummm, unfiltered.
 
2013-11-14 11:18:13 AM  
Yesterday his brother accused the entire Toronto City Council of smoking pot. It was pretty unhinged and fantastic.
 
2013-11-14 11:23:41 AM  
Followup:
 "I admit it, I'm not perfect," Rob Ford said to reporters on Friday.  "I may have, once or twice, knife raped a nun while bombed out on meow meow, and I appear to have eaten a man's face while in the throes of a bath salts blackout.  shiat, my foot just fell off, damn Krokodil.  Anyway, I'm proud to remain Toronto's mayor, and I will be running again in 2016."  Mayor Ford then punched a potted plant and vomited on the press pool.
 
2013-11-14 11:26:27 AM  
Ah, Toronto.
 
2013-11-14 11:30:13 AM  
As a Canadian not from the center of the universe, it would seem to me that Toronto is getting exactly what it deserves.
 
2013-11-14 11:30:45 AM  
"I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Yeah, call your wife fat. That'll help.
 
2013-11-14 11:31:56 AM  
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Q&D
 
2013-11-14 11:34:20 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Let he who has not smoked crack and banged a prostitute throw the first stone.


I have never smoked crack and I resent the implication that I have.
 
2013-11-14 11:36:24 AM  
My friends and i have a new phrase. Last weekend we were planning on going out and drinking and partying.

"Lets not get all Rob Ford, though".
 
2013-11-14 11:36:52 AM  
Rob's honest, he's truthful...I say he's going to be the greatest mayor this city has ever seen as far as I'm concerned. And put that in your pipe you left-wing kooks.

-- Don Cherry


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2013-11-14 11:38:38 AM  
I love that council is pulling a Klingon discommendation routine when Ford gets up to speak.  What a gong show...
All we need is Jamie Farr with a giant gag mallet.
 
2013-11-14 11:47:23 AM  
time to regain my dignity and move to Keswick!
 
2013-11-14 11:47:27 AM  
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2013-11-14 11:47:52 AM  
The woman "said I wanted to eat her p-y," Ford said before cameras.
"I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Gold!
 
2013-11-14 11:48:14 AM  
Dude's almost my hero at this point.
 
2013-11-14 11:48:28 AM  
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2013-11-14 11:48:38 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: The woman "said I wanted to eat her p-y," Ford said before cameras.
"I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Gold!


he has daughters?
 
2013-11-14 11:53:47 AM  
He'll be dead in a few years with hookers and blow...
Oh, wait...
 
2013-11-14 11:54:03 AM  
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2013-11-14 11:55:50 AM  
"I might have had some drinks and driven."

Go ahead and say that to a cop after he's pulled you over.
 
2013-11-14 11:57:21 AM  
People are implying that this guy 'has issues' ?

I'm just not seeing it...
 
2013-11-14 11:57:27 AM  
Frankly I haven't liked that SOB since he Shot Jesse James in the back while he was hanging a picture, so this is just the icing on the cale
 
2013-11-14 11:57:41 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: The woman "said I wanted to eat her p-y," Ford said before cameras.
"I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Gold!


Did he just call his wife loose?
 
2013-11-14 11:58:06 AM  
If you think explaining a drug to your kids is awkward then you're a bad parent.
 
2013-11-14 11:58:23 AM  
This guy, man...

The hilarious part is almost all of his "enemies" are simply asking him to take a little time off and go to rehab. Seriously he could do that and likely come back more popular than ever. But no. Him and his bro Doug Cheney just gotta make a point. What that point is... no one knows... but really it's important so f*ck everyone else. Ya'll just hatin'.

The other crazy part is all his backers are defending him by pointing at Trudeau because he admitted to smoking pot. Like somehow pot and crack are in the same league as far as drugs. They also SCREAM that Trudeau won't be a fit leader because he smoked pot but Ford is all good and should remain in office (hole mental dissidence, fatman!). Never mind the fact that Trudeau has NOTHING to do with ANY of this. The guy is a federal party leader. Ford is a municipal clown.

It's just... it's all so bizarre. I'm almost starting to think these people are even CRAZIER than the tea party weirdos.
 
2013-11-14 11:58:44 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: "I might have had some drinks and driven."

Go ahead and say that to a cop after he's pulled you over.


There are some suggestions that that has happened more than once... The shiat's looking for a fan.
 
2013-11-14 11:59:17 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: As a Canadian not from the center of the universe, it would seem to me that Toronto is getting exactly what it deserves.


Actually, Torontonians hate Mayor Ford.  Assholes from the suburbs which used to be their own cities (NOT TORONTO) voted in that misanthrope.
 
2013-11-14 12:02:26 PM  
Does this mean that Josie Lawrence finally opened that restaurant?

/nothing's obscure on Fark
 
2013-11-14 12:02:28 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: "I might have had some drinks and driven."

Go ahead and say that to a cop after he's pulled you over.


He owns the cops.  They're all in his back pocket and terrified about losing their jobs at his whim - they'll never arrest him unless he does something so blatantly and publicly illegal that they have no choice.  It's likely Ford has ties with organized crime.  If he isn't a member of a criminal organization then he at least has private dealings with them, and is likely happy to sign things and look the other way in exchange for favours.

The man isn't worthy to lick the shiat off of our boots.
 
2013-11-14 12:02:33 PM  
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2013-11-14 12:04:06 PM  
I don't follow Canadian politics at all, but when this guy was campaigning on getting all the dope-smoking, bicycle-riding communists off the streets of Toronto, didn't his opponents think to point out that he was a raging alcoholic drug abuser?

I mean, you can take one look at this guy and know he's got problems. He looks worse than Chris Farley did right before he died.
 
2013-11-14 12:04:35 PM  

change1211: Ah, Toronto.


The Florida of Canada.
 
2013-11-14 12:05:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Yesterday his brother accused the entire Toronto City Council of smoking pot. It was pretty unhinged and fantastic.


And accurate.....
 
2013-11-14 12:05:31 PM  
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2013-11-14 12:06:38 PM  

Lexx: swaniefrmreddeer: As a Canadian not from the center of the universe, it would seem to me that Toronto is getting exactly what it deserves.

Actually, Torontonians hate Mayor Ford.  Assholes from the suburbs which used to be their own cities (NOT TORONTO) voted in that misanthrope.


Amalgamation was a very very bad idea. I'm sure it can work elsewhere but 905ers are a completely different animal than the 416. It'd be like giving Texans or Floridians votes on who runs NYC. It just doesn't work.
 
2013-11-14 12:07:52 PM  
He is now in the suing stage of apologies.

Deny
Deny
Deny
Fark You All apology
Suing
Drunken Fight
Jail
High school lecture tour
 
2013-11-14 12:10:56 PM  
he's going to be doing a presser shortly... live feed (all things equal, may or may not be safe for work)
 
2013-11-14 12:11:07 PM  
Well in his defense, he said he didn't do drugs because he has a substance abuse problem but rather, it was due to "sheer stupidity."

Just what you want in a mayor!

South Park should do an episode where Cartman is Rob Ford's lovechild.
 
2013-11-14 12:11:44 PM  
FTFA: "I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

I farkin love this guy.
 
2013-11-14 12:12:38 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: The woman "said I wanted to eat her p-y," Ford said before cameras.
"I've never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home."

Gold!


WOW

Well Canada, you're getting just a little taste of the international embarrassment us Americans have felt for quite a while now.

Sorry aboot that, drinking helps...oh, look who I'm talking to, you got this.
 
2013-11-14 12:12:43 PM  
In the mayor's defense, he was probably completely shiatfaced when he announced the lawsuits.
 
2013-11-14 12:14:15 PM  
i141.photobucket.com

Can relate
 
2013-11-14 12:15:01 PM  
here to help: Actually, Torontonians hate Mayor Ford.  Assholes from the suburbs which used to be their own cities (NOT TORONTO) voted in that misanthrope.

Amalgamation was a very very bad idea. I'm sure it can work elsewhere but 905ers are a completely different animal than the 416. It'd be like giving Texans or Floridians votes on who runs NYC. It just doesn't work.


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Scarborough, Etobicoke etc. = 416 = get to vote for Toronto mayor

Mississauga, Pickering etc = 905 = don't get to vote for Toronto mayor
 
2013-11-14 12:15:16 PM  
I want this guy to live forever
 
2013-11-14 12:16:43 PM  

trappedspirit: [i141.photobucket.com image 490x301]

Can relate


I know this is off-topic, but what was stopping Alf from eating that cat?

I mean, it's right there. It lives in the same house as he does. Why was he always trying to hypnotize it, or trick it, or some sh*t?
 
2013-11-14 12:17:15 PM  

Lexx: swaniefrmreddeer: As a Canadian not from the center of the universe, it would seem to me that Toronto is getting exactly what it deserves.

Actually, Torontonians hate Mayor Ford.  Assholes from the suburbs which used to be their own cities (NOT TORONTO) voted in that misanthrope.


Wow, you're not kidding. So basically, he became "Mayor of Toronto" the same way Scott Walker became "Milwaukee County Executive". Though I can't help but say it kinda serves you right for gobbling up the suburbs. Be careful what you wish for and all that- in reaching for that suburbanite tax base, it looks like someone forgot that means they get to vote, too. A perfect case study in why metropolitan amalgamation/annexation is a horrible policy. 

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