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(Huffington Post)   Man attacked cab driver with his didgeridoo over argument over fare. No that's not a euphemism. He actually beat off the cab with his didgeridoo   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 27
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2013-11-14 11:50:11 AM
Nobody expects a hippy attack!
 
2013-11-14 11:53:25 AM
I applaud subby.
 
2013-11-14 12:05:35 PM
He was Wacking it??
/subby
 
2013-11-14 12:10:12 PM
Why didgeridoo that?
 
2013-11-14 12:12:03 PM
But was "beat off" a euphemism?
 
2013-11-14 12:13:47 PM
www.iconsoffright.com
Inquiring minds want to know...
 
2013-11-14 12:14:54 PM
Reminds me of a joke:

Q: Why do hippies love didgeridoos?

A: It's the closest they'll ever get to sucking a tree's dick.

/not mine
 
2013-11-14 12:15:06 PM

Theaetetus: But was "beat off" a euphemism?


He grabbed his didgeridoo and beat the cab....it drove off.....

/guess not.

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2013-11-14 12:16:04 PM
So they tanned his hide when he died, and that's it hanging on the shed
 
2013-11-14 12:16:57 PM

whosits_112: [www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]
Inquiring minds want to know...


Great Minds.
 
2013-11-14 12:18:51 PM
He sounds fuhrerious
 
2013-11-14 12:20:25 PM

ChipNASA: whosits_112: [www.iconsoffright.com image 325x183]
Inquiring minds want to know...

Great Minds.


are in the gutter?
 
2013-11-14 12:21:39 PM
I found a pic of the sick bastid..

theinspirationroom.com
 
2013-11-14 12:22:22 PM
Granny I want to be play the didgerido
Granny angrily snatched it from him, snapped it in half, and said, "Now it's a didgeridon't!"
 
2013-11-14 12:22:31 PM
Beating a cabbie with your instrument is actually considered more of a didgeridon't.
 
2013-11-14 12:23:18 PM
Could have been worse....


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2013-11-14 12:24:42 PM

ChipNASA: Could have been worse....


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I think we can all agree that anyone caught with a vuvuzela should be beaten to death with said vuvuzela...
 
2013-11-14 12:32:42 PM

El Brujo: Why didgeridoo that?


ichef.bbci.co.uk

He had to use his didgeridoo because his boomerang wouldn't come back.
 
2013-11-14 12:34:25 PM
Back in college, my friend lived on the 5th floor of one of only two tall dorms on campus.  His RA had a didgeridoo.  He used to lean out the window at 2am and blow it at drunk kids wandering home.  They'd pretty much flip out.  It was wonderful.
 
2013-11-14 12:48:44 PM
All this talk about digeridoos is making me hungry for a greasey fried onion and a cheap steak.
 
2013-11-14 12:59:19 PM
My hubby has a Barbarian-Bard Nord character with a didgeridoo as a weapon.

I wonder if he ran out of chord of shards for the day...
 
2013-11-14 01:15:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCayqrFm0pI

Good childhood memories of singing that song.

/thanks, subby
 
2013-11-14 01:29:13 PM
And now he's in deep didgeridoodoo!

/someone already took the didgeridon't angle.
 
2013-11-14 01:32:23 PM
There's an old Australian stock man, lying, dying
And he gets himself up on one elbow
And he turns to his mates, who are all gathered 'round him
And he says

Watch me wallaby's feed, mate
Watch me wallaby's feed
They're a dangerous breed, mate
So watch me wallaby's feed

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl
Keep me cockatoo cool
Don't go acting the fool, Curl
Just keep me cockatoo cool

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Take me koala back, Jack
Take me koala back
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac
So take me koala back

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Let me abos go loose, Lou
Let me abos go loose
They're of no further use, Lou
So let me abos go loose

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Don't let him go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Play your didgeridoo, Blue
Play your didgeridoo
Uh, like, keep playing while I shoot through, Blue
Play your didgeridoo

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me hide when I'm dead
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde
And that's it hanging on the shed

All together now
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down
 
2013-11-14 01:36:38 PM

He actually beat off the cab with his didgeridoo


Sounds auto-erotic.
 
2013-11-14 03:14:56 PM
isn't that more of a diderigidon't?
 
2013-11-14 03:16:01 PM
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