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(ABC Action News)   Florida: Where Cs, Ds, and Fs will get your little snowflake put on the Honor Roll   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 89
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2013-11-14 10:45:03 AM
Honor Role

You know how I know subby never made the Honor Roll?
 
2013-11-14 10:51:34 AM
If you can get an F in a class and still make a high enough gpa to make it on the honor roll, then I'm OK with this.
 
2013-11-14 10:59:17 AM
No derpstain left behind.
 
2013-11-14 11:00:33 AM

BKITU: Honor Role

You know how I know subby never made the Honor Roll?


Seriously... it's speled "Honnar Roal"
 
2013-11-14 11:02:39 AM

Donnchadha: BKITU: Honor Role

You know how I know subby never made the Honor Roll?

Seriously... it's speled "Honnar Roal"


i could've sworn it was spelled "Onner Rhowell."
 
2013-11-14 11:12:42 AM

FlashHarry: Donnchadha: BKITU: Honor Role

You know how I know subby never made the Honor Roll?

Seriously... it's speled "Honnar Roal"

i could've sworn it was spelled "Onner Rhowell."


"On 'er 'ole?"
 
2013-11-14 11:47:54 AM
That's Honour Roll, subby.
 
2013-11-14 12:11:48 PM
Now I want a dinner role.
 
2013-11-14 12:15:43 PM
It's all on the curve!
 
2013-11-14 12:24:23 PM

Tr0mBoNe: That's Honour Roll, subby.


Forget it, he's roleing.
 
2013-11-14 12:24:37 PM

BKITU: Honor Role

You know how I know subby never made the Honor Roll?


He doesn't live in Florida?
 
2013-11-14 12:25:09 PM
Cup sizes?
 
2013-11-14 12:25:33 PM

Tr0mBoNe: That's Honour Roll, subby.


It seems many forget the u in Honor. American English (What an oxymoron)
 
2013-11-14 12:25:33 PM
This thread is on the roll.
 
2013-11-14 12:26:20 PM

Ivo Shandor: Tr0mBoNe: That's Honour Roll, subby.

Forget it, he's roleing.


www.sondrakistan.com

Was it over when the Nazi launched V2 rockets on Key West?

/everyone knows there are no snowflakes in Florida.
 
2013-11-14 12:26:36 PM
7 years of grade school down the drain. Might as well join the farking Marine Core.

/Hoo-ah!
 
2013-11-14 12:26:44 PM
On her roll


satireworld.com
 
2013-11-14 12:27:13 PM
I'm just surprised that the mother is on the other side of things and is like "WTF is this shiat? My son is a moron!"
 
2013-11-14 12:27:31 PM

brantgoose: This thread is on the roll.


pics.librarything.com
 
2013-11-14 12:27:39 PM
"I was not happy, because how can I get my child to study for a test when he thinks he's done enough."

I almost fell out of my chair when I read this.
 
2013-11-14 12:27:42 PM
It's as if the 'A' in "GPA" stands for "average" or something.
 
2013-11-14 12:27:55 PM
If you get an F in 6th grade reading, you're still smarter than a typical Floridian, so what's the problem?
 
2013-11-14 12:27:58 PM
But what does it take to make the Rick Roll?
 
2013-11-14 12:28:31 PM
On her roll?
 
2013-11-14 12:28:37 PM
I was not happy, because how can I get my child to study for a test when he thinks he's done enough."

Tell him that he hasn't done enough?
 
2013-11-14 12:29:06 PM
Cause everybody is "special" when in reality most people are total dipshiats.
 
2013-11-14 12:29:19 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-11-14 12:29:25 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: 7 years of grade school down the drain. Might as well join the farking Marine Corpse.
/Hoo-ah!


FTFY
 
2013-11-14 12:29:46 PM

whosits_112: I'm just surprised that the mother is on the other side of things and is like "WTF is this shiat? My son is a moron!"


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2013-11-14 12:29:49 PM
Totally thought this was gonna be a boob thread.

My high school math teacher, Mr. Jones, was an unabashed pervert (only now have I learned to respect his game) and I can clearly remember all his seating assignments, which Shannon, Kendall, and Bambi (yes, real name) right up front. Well done, sir, their Cs and Ds (no Fs) must have brightened up your shiatty math teacher mornings.
 
2013-11-14 12:29:50 PM
www.joepastry.com
forget the honor roll, i want the jelly roll.
 
2013-11-14 12:29:55 PM
R.I.P. Roles

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2013-11-14 12:30:44 PM
the-op.com
 
2013-11-14 12:31:27 PM
I suck.  Mods please delete previous post.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-14 12:31:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 12:31:57 PM
Dear Federal Government,

Our $tudent$ are $ome of the be$t kid$ thi$ nation ha$ ever $een!  Look at how many made the Honor Roll!  Plea$e $how your $upport to our di$trict by $upporting u$ in any way you can.  Thank$!
 
2013-11-14 12:32:23 PM
Shi

Yanks_RSJ: I suck.  Mods please delete previous post.

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Srsly? 10 seconds?
 
2013-11-14 12:34:14 PM
back in my day, you had to be a straight A student ... being Florida... they may have to dial that back to "best in your class"
 
2013-11-14 12:36:09 PM
i1.ytimg.com

"Sweet baby is gonna be angry."
 
2013-11-14 12:37:08 PM
C'mon, there's nothing wrong with this.  It's a victimless crime.

Everyone feels good:  the teacher, the parents, the retard with the straight Cs.

The only one who gets screwed is the smart kid....and fark him anyway.  He had it coming.
 
2013-11-14 12:39:09 PM
Letter grades are blunt instruments that do not convey a nuanced portrait of a student's strengths and weaknesses. They offer little real insight to parents, and are not a reliable indicator of how children are actually performing.
 
2013-11-14 12:40:32 PM

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RIP Rolle

 
2013-11-14 12:41:50 PM
hey subby:  woman is saying the school shouldn't have put her kid on the honor roll, because he didn't deserve it.  That's sortof the opposite of the whole "snowflake" narrative, isn't it?
 
2013-11-14 12:41:51 PM

tricycleracer: It's as if the 'A' in "GPA" stands for "average" or something.


apparently, "GPA" stands for "Gonna Pass 'em Anyway"
 
2013-11-14 12:43:31 PM
Was I the only one hoping they were talking about cup sizes?
 
2013-11-14 12:44:05 PM

Snarfangel: Letter grades are blunt instruments that do not convey a nuanced portrait of a student's strengths and weaknesses. They offer little real insight to parents, and are not a reliable indicator of how children are actually performing.


They can tell me whether he's tunring in assignments on time and making an effort to do his job or if he's running his mouth to friends and lying about homework. They're pretty reliable.
 
2013-11-14 12:44:20 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-11-14 12:47:24 PM
I'm disappointed by the lack of Cs, Ds, and Fs in this thread.

www.powerlineblog.com
 
2013-11-14 12:50:21 PM

mcmnky: I'm disappointed by the lack of Cs, Ds, and Fs in this thread.

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I am perfectly happy that there are no D's in this thread.
 
2013-11-14 12:50:21 PM

mcmnky: I'm disappointed by the lack of Cs, Ds, and Fs in this thread.


That is where I thought the article would go; C cup or better and you get a pass.
 
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