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(Daily Mail)   Father says, Megan Fox?, You wouldn't know what to do with that. Son says, Blam   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
    More: Florida, Megan Fox, Asperger syndrome, Jason Beckman, Michael Nistal, CBS Miami  
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2013-11-14 10:29:19 AM
Me either...

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2013-11-14 10:29:58 AM
Premature.
Hey, he's 17.
Bukkake Thread???



/well he *did* shoot his dad in the face.
 
2013-11-14 10:30:13 AM
Well if he discharges that easily, his dad was probably right.
 
2013-11-14 10:32:58 AM
I'd take her out someplace classy, like Steak and Ale.  Broads like that kind of stuff.
 
2013-11-14 10:33:40 AM
Ex-dad sounds like he was a hyper-macho jerk/bully teaching his kid to be a hyper-macho jerk/bully......... and it worked.
 
2013-11-14 10:34:35 AM
If your ass burgers has you so checked out that you're killing family members, I want you in extra prison.
 
2013-11-14 10:35:07 AM
Jebus, what a trainwreck of a story. Both the events and the article are just a big sad ugly mess.

Also, I would know just what to do with Megan Fox. Blam indeed.
 
2013-11-14 10:38:25 AM
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Is this where someone comes in and points out her toe-thumbs?
 
2013-11-14 10:39:07 AM
Is it not hilarious that those ended up being his last words?  Tragic, but c'mon - that sh*t's funny right there.
 
2013-11-14 10:40:47 AM
Megan Fox. That IS the joke.
 
2013-11-14 10:41:37 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 465x273]

Is this where someone comes in and points out her toe-thumbs?


Dammit, you beat me to it.
 
2013-11-14 10:44:10 AM
www.coronacomingattractions.com

Sure she'll be thrilled to hear. We know how gracious she is to her admirers.
 
2013-11-14 10:49:10 AM
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2013-11-14 10:51:49 AM
Oh, I know what I'd do with her alright. I'd take her to Starbucks, order us both a tall peppermint latte, find a couple of cozy reading chairs, then talk about Chaucer all night long.
 
2013-11-14 10:52:16 AM

ChipNASA: Premature.
Hey, he's 17.
Bukkake Thread???


/well he *did* shoot his dad in the face.


Dude, you're on a roll today.

Funny stuff. :)
 
2013-11-14 10:52:50 AM

stovepipe: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 465x273]

Is this where someone comes in and points out her toe-thumbs?

Dammit, you beat me to it.


Jeezus tap dancin christ. That's like saying a Ferrari  is a junker if it has a single stone nick. It would only take me about 30 seconds to disappoint her so bad that she'd give up on men and go lesbian.

/you can thank me when the hot lesbian sex tapes leak
 
2013-11-14 10:53:34 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Is this where someone comes in and points out her toe-thumbs?


Perfect for foot-fetish hand jobs.

/even cowgirls get the blues
 
2013-11-14 10:54:06 AM
Sounds like Dad was quite the verbally abusive a-hole and the son finally snapped.
 
2013-11-14 10:55:50 AM

Galvatron Zero: Sounds like Dad was quite the verbally abusive a-hole and the son finally snapped.


It sounds like they were both unhinged assholes.
 
2013-11-14 10:58:54 AM
I thought she was washed up, but when I checked in IMDB, she has a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out sometime in 2014 and it's live action.
/April O'Neil has toe thumbs
//hot hot toe thumbs
 
2013-11-14 11:00:14 AM
So the shotgun is called a Citoris? Can gun nuts make this stuff any more hyper-sexualized?

/NRA-certified sharpshooter
//encouraged to become an instructor
///love target shooting, hate the NRA and gun nuts
//// no problem finding the citoris either
//Mulva?
//Six! Six slashies a-ha-ha!
 
2013-11-14 11:01:58 AM
get it some herpes medication?
 
2013-11-14 11:03:29 AM
What does the Fox say?
 
2013-11-14 11:10:39 AM

solve4x: What does the Fox say?


"it burns when I pee"
 
2013-11-14 11:26:50 AM
Is it wrong that I can't help but be amused by the fact that if he really does have ass burgers, then his father is correct and he wouldn't have the slightest idea what to do with her?
 
2013-11-14 01:54:01 PM
"So he went and got a shotgun and blew his head off. He missed his head and shot his face and part of his neck,' the inmate said."


Somebody needs an anatomy lesson? Isn't your face part of your head?
 
2013-11-14 02:05:58 PM
Responsible Gun Owner, ready for a home invasion.
 
2013-11-14 03:55:30 PM

bratface: "So he went and got a shotgun and blew his head off. He missed his head and shot his face and part of his neck,' the inmate said."


Somebody needs an anatomy lesson? Isn't your face part of your head?


I always hated the phrase "cut your neck off"

You're cutting off someone's head.  Although I can see an argument for cutting off the entire body.
 
2013-11-14 04:17:55 PM
Does anyone buy his story? Seriously? The only real indicator of Asperger's that I can see is his clear inability to construct a credible story.
 
2013-11-14 04:23:25 PM
Well that's not justifiable. If the father had popped in a Beverly Hills 90210 dvd, skipped to a scene of David rapping and said "Even this guy knows what to do with that!", then maybe. Especially if it was this scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQU7HRJWS1s
 
2013-11-14 04:54:11 PM

FormlessOne: Does anyone buy his story?


His defense makes him sound guiltier than the jailhouse informant the prosecution came up with does.
 
2013-11-14 08:28:50 PM
www.theonion.com

Would know exactly what to do with that.  Damn.
 
2013-11-15 12:32:10 AM
Dad's a politician? Put me on the jury. PUT ME ON THE JURY!
 
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