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(Huffington Post)   Ted Cruz's father explains...sexual perversion due to atheism? Hey now, as a high level militant atheist, we're not perverts *at all*. Now if you excuse me, I have to go peg some Christians in the basement   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-11-14 12:05:25 PM  
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kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.


Of course there are levels! There are levels for everything:
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/even if I have to dig out ye auld rule booke to get them looking sorta right
2013-11-14 10:01:15 AM  
2 votes:
Sure, I'll take my advice on sexual perversion from the guy that can't stop f*cking that poor chicken.
2013-11-14 11:25:11 AM  
1 vote:

kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.


You start out by wishing people "Happy Holidays".
2013-11-14 10:37:02 AM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: In the Alamo?


That's what Ted Cruz calls Marcus Bachmann's butthole.
2013-11-14 10:26:54 AM  
1 vote:
God: "Still way ahead of ya."
2013-11-14 09:51:57 AM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.

You also get XPs for leaving "under God" out when you recite the Pledge of Allegiance, when you scribble "In God We Trust" off bills (the greater the currency, the more points you get), when you buy and/or read a book by Dawkins, Hitchens, or Harris, or lodge a complaint against a creche on public property.

And you pretty much go up an entire level every time you dunk a crucifix in a jar of piss.


You forgot, moving the bible to the fiction section of the library.
2013-11-14 09:50:18 AM  
1 vote:

vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.


You also get XPs for leaving "under God" out when you recite the Pledge of Allegiance, when you scribble "In God We Trust" off bills (the greater the currency, the more points you get), when you buy and/or read a book by Dawkins, Hitchens, or Harris, or lodge a complaint against a creche on public property.

And you pretty much go up an entire level every time you dunk a crucifix in a jar of piss.
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2013-11-14 09:32:06 AM  
1 vote:

kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.


You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.
2013-11-14 08:34:14 AM  
1 vote:
Athiesm's what made them priests diddle them kids.
2013-11-14 08:24:54 AM  
1 vote:
I can fap to this...
2013-11-14 08:20:21 AM  
1 vote:
/athiest
//very much perverted
///when he's right, he's right
 
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