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(Huffington Post)   Ted Cruz's father explains...sexual perversion due to atheism? Hey now, as a high level militant atheist, we're not perverts *at all*. Now if you excuse me, I have to go peg some Christians in the basement   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 115
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2013-11-14 08:20:21 AM
/athiest
//very much perverted
///when he's right, he's right
 
2013-11-14 08:20:22 AM
Didn't you hear me?  NO HOPE
 
2013-11-14 08:24:46 AM
So?
 
2013-11-14 08:24:54 AM
I can fap to this...
 
2013-11-14 08:25:06 AM
I've known some devout Christian women who had among the more perverted minds I've encountered. I always kind of wondered if they had to ask forgiveness for specific acts or if they just assumed God knew what they were talking about and brushed over the details.
 
2013-11-14 08:34:14 AM
Athiesm's what made them priests diddle them kids.
 
2013-11-14 08:36:59 AM

Sybarite: I've known some devout Christian women who had among the more perverted minds I've encountered. I always kind of wondered if they had to ask forgiveness for specific acts or if they just assumed God knew what they were talking about and brushed over the details.


that certainly makes confession much more interesting

/former Catholic
//now Buddhist
///also Subby
 
2013-11-14 08:38:37 AM
You would need to dig pretty deeply on 4chan to get to the level of perversion of this guy and his family:

www.mmdtkw.org
 
2013-11-14 08:40:42 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: You would need to dig pretty deeply on 4chan to get to the level of perversion of this guy and his family:

[www.mmdtkw.org image 720x576]


Hey! Don't diss Scar!

/obscure?
 
2013-11-14 08:42:53 AM
You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
 
2013-11-14 08:42:56 AM
And religion makes you help Castro overthrow a government and install communism.
 
2013-11-14 08:45:04 AM

North_Central_Positronics: You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.


Her?
 
2013-11-14 09:09:43 AM
Ted Cruz's biggest problem isn't going to be Chris Christie or RAND PAUL, it's going to be his own father.
 
2013-11-14 09:10:05 AM

Sybarite: I've known some devout Christian women who had among the more perverted minds I've encountered. I always kind of wondered if they had to ask forgiveness for specific acts or if they just assumed God knew what they were talking about and brushed over the details.


From my single days and as someone from Jesus America, I can tell you that this statement is accurate. Find a religious nurse or teacher and you just won the kinky sex lottery. And if she's a single mom.... good times, good times
 
2013-11-14 09:11:51 AM
ORLY?
 s1.ibtimes.com
 
2013-11-14 09:13:07 AM
How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.
 
2013-11-14 09:17:28 AM

Peter von Nostrand: Sybarite: I've known some devout Christian women who had among the more perverted minds I've encountered. I always kind of wondered if they had to ask forgiveness for specific acts or if they just assumed God knew what they were talking about and brushed over the details.

From my single days and as someone from Jesus America, I can tell you that this statement is accurate. Find a religious nurse or teacher and you just won the kinky sex lottery. And if she's a single mom.... good times, good times


My friend is doing ChristianMingle and he says those women are freaks.  His Weeners to me about it was, "A ton of them have a thing for feet."

I didn't press for details.  I was guessing they liked to wash guys' feet with their hair, Bible style.
 
2013-11-14 09:18:34 AM

ManateeGag: Ted Cruz's biggest problem isn't going to be Chris Christie or RAND PAUL, it's going to be his own father.


If he gets to the general election, sure.... in the primaries, the voters will love his father.
 
2013-11-14 09:20:03 AM

ManateeGag: Ted Cruz's biggest problem isn't going to be Chris Christie or RAND PAUL, it's going to be his own father.


And now with the Mayor of Toronto, he really has to play down his Canadian ties.
 
2013-11-14 09:20:36 AM
And that's a bad thing because...??
 
2013-11-14 09:22:14 AM
As a kinky bisexual who grew up Catholic, im really getting a kick out of these replies. You think you know kinky, but you dont.

/Okay, you do
 
2013-11-14 09:22:39 AM

SurfaceTension: And that's a bad thing because...??


I'm kinda serious here.

/and my regular FWB is as pervy as I am but she's a firm, if not church-going, believer.
//hence why we are just FWBs
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-11-14 09:32:06 AM

kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.


You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.
 
2013-11-14 09:38:32 AM

vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.


So I'm guessing as the age goes down the points go up?

Sweet, I'm so gonna level after I fark that 13 year old this weekend
 
2013-11-14 09:44:58 AM
And of course, this leads us -- when there are no moral absolutes -- leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion. And, of course, no hope. No hope.

You mean moral absolutes like "thou shalt not kill"  And yet, I have a sneaking suspicion that Sr. Cruz is pro-death penalty.
 
2013-11-14 09:46:01 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.

So I'm guessing as the age goes down the points go up?

Sweet, I'm so gonna level after I fark that 13 year old this weekend


Only if she's hot.
 
2013-11-14 09:48:15 AM

Lionel Mandrake: And of course, this leads us -- when there are no moral absolutes -- leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion. And, of course, no hope. No hope.

You mean moral absolutes like "thou shalt not kill"  And yet, I have a sneaking suspicion that Sr. Cruz is pro-death penalty.


FTFA:

Some of Cruz's unusual statements have made headlines in recent months, after his son's political rise turned him into a national public figure. Cruz has compared President Barack Obama to former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, said that Obama should go "back to Kenya," and said that God supports the death penalty.
 
2013-11-14 09:50:18 AM

vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.


You also get XPs for leaving "under God" out when you recite the Pledge of Allegiance, when you scribble "In God We Trust" off bills (the greater the currency, the more points you get), when you buy and/or read a book by Dawkins, Hitchens, or Harris, or lodge a complaint against a creche on public property.

And you pretty much go up an entire level every time you dunk a crucifix in a jar of piss.
 
2013-11-14 09:51:57 AM

Lionel Mandrake: vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.

You also get XPs for leaving "under God" out when you recite the Pledge of Allegiance, when you scribble "In God We Trust" off bills (the greater the currency, the more points you get), when you buy and/or read a book by Dawkins, Hitchens, or Harris, or lodge a complaint against a creche on public property.

And you pretty much go up an entire level every time you dunk a crucifix in a jar of piss.


You forgot, moving the bible to the fiction section of the library.
 
2013-11-14 09:53:12 AM

Diogenes: Lionel Mandrake: And of course, this leads us -- when there are no moral absolutes -- leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion. And, of course, no hope. No hope.

You mean moral absolutes like "thou shalt not kill"  And yet, I have a sneaking suspicion that Sr. Cruz is pro-death penalty.

FTFA:

Some of Cruz's unusual statements have made headlines in recent months, after his son's political rise turned him into a national public figure. Cruz has compared President Barack Obama to former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, said that Obama should go "back to Kenya," and said that God supports the death penalty.


DAMN!  I stopped reading too soon!  I can only take so much dickish nonsense at this hour...
 
2013-11-14 09:59:34 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Diogenes: Lionel Mandrake: And of course, this leads us -- when there are no moral absolutes -- leads us to sexual immorality, leads us to sexual abuse, leads us to perversion. And, of course, no hope. No hope.

You mean moral absolutes like "thou shalt not kill"  And yet, I have a sneaking suspicion that Sr. Cruz is pro-death penalty.

FTFA:

Some of Cruz's unusual statements have made headlines in recent months, after his son's political rise turned him into a national public figure. Cruz has compared President Barack Obama to former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, said that Obama should go "back to Kenya," and said that God supports the death penalty.

DAMN!  I stopped reading too soon!  I can only take so much dickish nonsense at this hour...


Yet here you are in [Politics]
 
2013-11-14 10:01:15 AM
Sure, I'll take my advice on sexual perversion from the guy that can't stop f*cking that poor chicken.
 
2013-11-14 10:01:48 AM
This has been making the rounds on my FB feed lately... seemed fitting...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-14 10:02:41 AM

grokca: IdBeCrazyIf: vpb: kxs401: How does one become a high-level atheist? I was unaware there were levels.

You get experience points for each perverted sex act, then you can level up when you accumulate enough of them.

So I'm guessing as the age goes down the points go up?

Sweet, I'm so gonna level after I fark that 13 year old this weekend

Only if she's hot.


What if she at least has a cute face, I mean I'm not a wizard here. To correctly emotional manipulate them I need the proper poor body image and daddy issues. Those things are hard to find man.
 
2013-11-14 10:08:42 AM
Why is it always sex with these people? If there are no moral absolutes, why not say it'll lead to wanton theft, robbery, assault, murder, hell, even human slavery? Why do they always go straight to the kinky sex stuff? In terms of biblical morality, that's way down on god's list of things to care about.
 
2013-11-14 10:14:42 AM
christian: "missionary position" only, and ONLY for the purpose of spawning a screaming smelly sh*t-machine 9 months later. Thou must not enjoy it one bit.

Atheist: Wild kinky sexual positions, with all manners of implements and condiments.
 
2013-11-14 10:15:57 AM
This pretty much confirms that he has at least 3 women locked up in his rape basement
 
2013-11-14 10:16:28 AM

nmrsnr: Why is it always sex with these people? If there are no moral absolutes, why not say it'll lead to wanton theft, robbery, assault, murder, hell, even human slavery? Why do they always go straight to the kinky sex stuff? In terms of biblical morality, that's way down on god's list of things to care about.


Because that's the distinguishing characteristic between their sense of morality and a good one.  Atheists think things are immoral if they harm others.  These douchebags measure immorality by a list of proscriptions. Since sex things make that list, they just assume they're terrible and evil, and the rest of us are working to make sure we and our sex partners enjoy our sex lives.
 
2013-11-14 10:17:20 AM

Type_Hard: This has been making the rounds on my FB feed lately... seemed fitting...


Huh. That looks just like my ex.
 
2013-11-14 10:17:52 AM

somedude210: PC LOAD LETTER: You would need to dig pretty deeply on 4chan to get to the level of perversion of this guy and his family:

[www.mmdtkw.org image 720x576]

Hey! Don't diss Scar!

/obscure?


Obscure? On Fark?
 
2013-11-14 10:18:09 AM
Crazy old man. Perversion starts with religion.
 
2013-11-14 10:18:18 AM

nmrsnr: Why is it always sex with these people? If there are no moral absolutes, why not say it'll lead to wanton theft, robbery, assault, murder, hell, even human slavery? Why do they always go straight to the kinky sex stuff? In terms of biblical morality, that's way down on god's list of things to care about.


Is it really surprising? These people worship that kind of stuff. After all, God's an atheist, he shagged a married virgin, and built this religion around that single act.
 
2013-11-14 10:18:23 AM
It's like history simply doesn't exist for these people.
 
2013-11-14 10:18:46 AM
I dated a girl who grew up Nazarene which, from what I understand, is one of the more extremely fundamentalistic religions. She was absolutely filthy in the sack.
 
2013-11-14 10:18:54 AM
Blargh.  Preview? On Fark?

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-11-14 10:18:57 AM
While perverts and abusers can be found in any group of people, the atheist abusers don't have a powerful, international organization to help cover up the crime, hide the abuser, and move the person to another location where they can keep abusing without punishment.
 
2013-11-14 10:20:14 AM
agnostics love not to know
 
2013-11-14 10:20:22 AM
"secular humanism undermined morality "


What the actual hell?

Newflash:  One is not REQUIRED to believe in a god (any god) to be a good person.  We can do that ourselves, without 'someone/something' telling us to.

Shiat like this makes me weep a little inside.

Please note I have nothing against those who CHOOSE to follow a religion.  If it makes them feel better, deal with things, whatever it does for them, GREAT.  But I refuse to believe you HAVE to in order to be a good person.
 
2013-11-14 10:21:36 AM
www.rawstory.com

Because atheists believe in doing whatever they want, and if there are no moral absolutes, then there will be nothing but moral anarchy, he said.

"Do we know any politicians that have done that?" he asked.

"Hitler!" volunteered Larry Pratt of the organization Gun Owners of America, who was in the audience.

"Oh, we don't have to go that far, Larry," said Cruz. "Just go to Washington. Just go to the White House."
 
2013-11-14 10:22:39 AM
I don't think so Mr. Cruz.

I've nailed way more Christians than Atheists. Some of them were just huge sluts too.
 
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