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(Upworthy)   For those of you sick to death of Jennifer Lawrence: Sorry, she just keeps on being awesome   (upworthy.com) divider line 148
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2013-11-14 10:44:17 AM
Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.
 
2013-11-14 11:48:18 AM
Drew, it's time we had an intervention. You see, thing is, about Jennifer Lawrence...she's not going to sleep with you.
 
2013-11-14 11:48:46 AM

colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.


I want to see more of her, and less of her clothes, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do...

/I wanna touch her boobies.
 
2013-11-14 11:49:24 AM
I would give her the 15 most disappointing seconds of her life.
 
2013-11-14 11:49:29 AM
Can someone tl;dw for me please? Whatever upworthy uses for videos is refusing my phone.
 
2013-11-14 11:50:56 AM
Yep, stick with Fark for their new "Less news. More clickies." momentum.
 
2013-11-14 11:51:31 AM

colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.


And she's hot.  I'm convinced she's just really great CGI.  I've seen the curve, I know the rules.  There's no such thing as that hot and NOT crazy, it's impossible.

/actually she does seem pretty awesome
 
2013-11-14 11:52:27 AM
Came for more cleavage revealing glamor shots... leaving for eastern european babes on Foobies...
 
2013-11-14 11:53:26 AM
I guess I'm missing something because I'm barely aware she exists. Yep, pretty much dead center on the sick-to-death spectrum.
 
2013-11-14 11:53:42 AM

zulius: Can someone tl;dw for me please? Whatever upworthy uses for videos is refusing my phone.


gives an intelligent response to a question about body image - talks about shows like FashionPolice calling mocking others "fun" and the real world, but says  it is only the real world because media like that perpetuates false body image - and that it is stupid to be hungry to make others happy,and she likes to eat.

There was more meat to it than that - but you get the point - it wasn't a canned answer, it was her true feelings uncensored
 
2013-11-14 11:53:44 AM
I'm anti-haircut.
 
2013-11-14 11:53:48 AM

zulius: Can someone tl;dw for me please? Whatever upworthy uses for videos is refusing my phone.


i couldn't watch it either, but the caption was

"Jennifer Lawrence's Heartfelt commentary on body image: 'Stop calling each other fat'

Jennifer Lawrence treats the topic of body image with the refreshing candor and thoughtfulness you'd expect from the Oscar winner: 'What are you going to do? Be hungry every single day to make other people happy'"

Incoming "Preach it girl" from the morbidly obese in 3...2...1...
 
2013-11-14 11:54:21 AM
OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!
 
2013-11-14 11:55:39 AM
What was she really going to say? "YEAH F THE FATTIES"?
 
2013-11-14 11:55:43 AM

Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!


Them's fightin' words.
 
2013-11-14 11:56:25 AM

Wasilla Hillbilly: I guess I'm missing something because I'm barely aware she exists. Yep, pretty much dead center on the sick-to-death spectrum.


You are missing like the last decade of pop culture, so I guess not much - she has been in a full range of movies (major blockbusters) and won an oscar  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2225369/
 
2013-11-14 11:56:43 AM

whosits_112: colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.

I want to see more of her, and less of her clothes, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do...

/I wanna touch her boobies.


Me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too
 
2013-11-14 11:57:05 AM
<b>Subby</b> sounds fat and/or needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2013-11-14 11:57:07 AM

Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!


Can we have a movie where Jennifer plays the "good girl" and Anne plays the "bad girl"?  I think the internet would melt from that.
 
2013-11-14 11:57:33 AM
She is going to be big.
And by big, I mean huge.
And by huge, I mean she's going o gain 100 pounds.
 
2013-11-14 11:58:58 AM

Rwa2play: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Can we have a movie where Jennifer plays the "good girl" and Anne plays the "bad girl"?  I think the internet would melt from that.


Girl fights are awesome. Clothes get torn off sometimes.
 
2013-11-14 11:59:09 AM
Nope - she just seems nice. No interest in anything else.
 
2013-11-14 11:59:25 AM

vudukungfu: She is going to be big.
And by big, I mean huge.
And by huge, I mean she's going o gain 100 pounds.


And she will give absolutely no farks.  She will probably go full Pam 'Destruction of Sennacherib' Poovey on anyone that tries to get on her about it, and it will be glorious.
 
2013-11-14 11:59:40 AM
So rare to see someone so famous so young to have their head screwed on straight. Definitely the anti Lindsey Lohan. Hope she continues to have the success that kind of attitude deserves.
 
2013-11-14 12:01:34 PM
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2013-11-14 12:02:10 PM

hilendar: So rare to see someone so famous so young to have their head screwed on straight. Definitely the anti Lindsey Lohan. Hope she continues to have the success that kind of attitude deserves.


She bites her tongue when she's just about to refer to herself as "famous".
Nice stop there!
 
2013-11-14 12:03:57 PM

Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!


Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.
 
2013-11-14 12:05:35 PM

KhamanV: vudukungfu: She is going to be big.
And by big, I mean huge.
And by huge, I mean she's going o gain 100 pounds.

And she will give absolutely no farks.  She will probably go full Pam 'Destruction of Sennacherib' Poovey on anyone that tries to get on her about it, and it will be glorious.


popinsomniacs.files.wordpress.com

Now THAT's what I call Hunger Games!
 
2013-11-14 12:05:40 PM

sethen320: Rwa2play: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Can we have a movie where Jennifer plays the "good girl" and Anne plays the "bad girl"?  I think the internet would melt from that.

Girl fights are awesome. Clothes get torn off sometimes.


i'm not a fan of girl fights.  or of any fights, really.  would rather see what i actually want, not an unrelated proxy through which i still have to use my stupid imagination (all the while it's being inundated with the opposite of attractive, i mean, someone could get hurt!)
 
2013-11-14 12:06:12 PM
She's right, but... "screw those people" is easy to say when you're *gorgeous*, famous, famous-for-being-nice, and wealthy beyond the comprehension of 98+% of humanity.  Yes, it seems she's handling all that success remarkably well, and should be lauded for seemingly maintaining a normal, graceful persona, but the fat, poor, dumber-than-average pre-teen getting picked on isn't helped by "screw those people."

Nice sentiment, but it's similar to all the current "let's ask the star player 'analyst,' who has likely been a revered star since middle school or even earlier, if they were ever bullied... no?  Well, then there must be no bullying!" sports-media take on the Dolphins / NFL in general in being of little actual value or relevance.
 
2013-11-14 12:06:28 PM
Normal is now awesome? Good to know.
 
2013-11-14 12:06:31 PM
This is ghey.  Is that what the new awesome is?  Because it seems to have nothing to do with awe at all anymore.
 
2013-11-14 12:06:38 PM

WhoGAS: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.


Rumor has it that on the set of "Speed 2" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
 
2013-11-14 12:06:39 PM
nope, not sick of her.  but im not watching the hunger games movies (unless she gives up the goods) but i will watch just about everything else with her in it.

/winters boner
//amirite
 
2013-11-14 12:08:16 PM
Let's not get her on the road to sainthood just yet.  She's also fairly homophobic,thinks it would be cool to have OCD, and likes her character Katniss because she's "like a male hero with a vagina".  Not to mention she's, like, totally grossed out by bisexuality

I think she's like any other human being. On some issues she's spot on, and makes incredibly thoughtful, helpful statements, and in other instances she's puts her foot directly in her cute little mouth by not stopping to think about how harmful her words can be.  As a fat lady myself I'm happy that she's addressing our culture's obsession with thinness and attaching worth to it, but I hope that as she grows up, she rethinks some of the other dumb shiat she's said that hurt people just as much as being called fat.
 
2013-11-14 12:10:41 PM

appclayton: I'm anti-haircut.


Hippie.
 
2013-11-14 12:11:07 PM

DMZ DEATH: whosits_112: colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.

I want to see more of her, and less of her clothes, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do...

/I wanna touch her boobies.

Me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too


Back off she's mine! I'll farking cut you!
 
2013-11-14 12:12:23 PM
She's right. When you see a meth head in tattered rags barking at a stop sign you shouldn't judge them on their appearance. Stupid society telling people how they should look.
 
2013-11-14 12:12:44 PM

whosits_112: DMZ DEATH: whosits_112: colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.

I want to see more of her, and less of her clothes, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do...

/I wanna touch her boobies.

Me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too

Back off she's mine! I'll farking cut you!


Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jennifer Lawrence Invitational FARK Hunger Games.
 
2013-11-14 12:13:53 PM
The Ghost Whisperer chick?

/she gots some titties!
 
2013-11-14 12:16:12 PM

WhoGAS: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.


I call BS. No one goes out in the West end except the homeless.
 
2013-11-14 12:18:35 PM

OtherLittleGuy: whosits_112: DMZ DEATH: whosits_112: colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.

I want to see more of her, and less of her clothes, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do...

/I wanna touch her boobies.

Me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too

Back off she's mine! I'll farking cut you!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jennifer Lawrence Invitational FARK Hunger Games.


[off-key whistling of the sharp-kneed mockingjay]
 
2013-11-14 12:18:47 PM
On the one hand, she seems like a genuinely nice person with a real psychological grip on the fact that she's a person with a cool job and not farking royalty, which is really odd in Hollywood.

On the other hand, the  way that she's nice, with the whole "never had a bad thing to say about anyone, even behind their back" sincerity thing and a lot of her mannerisms, really reminds me of my grandmother, which is very strange when watching an interview of someone younger than you.

// Though I also have to upgrade my opinion of her acting skills a bit, since the characters I've seen her play so far have mostly come off as stupid self-centered assholes, and I had previously just figured that was an actress being herself and not someone genuinely building a coherent character.
 
2013-11-14 12:19:01 PM

OtherLittleGuy: whosits_112: DMZ DEATH: whosits_112: colinspooky: Seems a very level headed lass. Not seen too much of her.  I like that she at least appears pretty solidly normal.

I want to see more of her, and less of her clothes, if you know what I mean, and I'm sure you do...

/I wanna touch her boobies.

Me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too me too

Back off she's mine! I'll farking cut you!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Jennifer Lawrence Invitational FARK Hunger Games.


Now with more sweat, Cheeto dust, and booze!
 
2013-11-14 12:19:17 PM

WhoGAS: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.


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pics or it didn't happen
 
2013-11-14 12:22:00 PM

WhoGAS: Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.


For serious?  If true, I am... uncharacteristically disappointed.
 
2013-11-14 12:22:30 PM

nanim: WhoGAS: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.

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pics or it didn't happen


Oh yeah? Well, I farked Sandra Bullock in the ass, and then wiped my dick on her curtains! And, no, I don't have pics, because I'm a gentleman!
 
2013-11-14 12:22:33 PM

henryhill: Normal is now awesome? Good to know.


We have to have our daily JL fapfest.
 
2013-11-14 12:23:43 PM

SFSailor: She's right, but... "screw those people" is easy to say when you're *gorgeous*, famous, famous-for-being-nice, and wealthy beyond the comprehension of 98+% of humanity.  Yes, it seems she's handling all that success remarkably well, and should be lauded for seemingly maintaining a normal, graceful persona, but the fat, poor, dumber-than-average pre-teen getting picked on isn't helped by "screw those people."

Nice sentiment, but it's similar to all the current "let's ask the star player 'analyst,' who has likely been a revered star since middle school or even earlier, if they were ever bullied... no?  Well, then there must be no bullying!" sports-media take on the Dolphins / NFL in general in being of little actual value or relevance.



Have to agree with this, it is really nice to see her criticize shows like "fashion police" and their ilk, which in my opinion are super toxic but on the other hand she is very beautiful and famous and is a little out of touch with what the average teen or young woman goes through on a daily basis.Also, while I appreciate that we need to be happy with our bodies to a certain extent but at the same time we have a major obesity problem in the US and people shouldn't use what she says to enable their bad eating habits and lack of proper exercise either.
 
2013-11-14 12:24:22 PM

voodoomedic: WhoGAS: Wendy's Chili: OMG, I love Jennifer Lawrence and Sandra Bullock so much. They're so much better than those biatches Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow. Now if only I could get my cats to stop tearing up my Us Weekly back issues. Bad kitties!

Sandra Bullock is a straight up biatch.  Drank with her and her friends in the West End in Dallas when she was filming and she was nothing but a coont.  Her friends weren't so bad, but she was just horrible.

I call BS. No one goes out in the West end except the homeless.


If you're homeless you go out every night.
/must be drummers without girlfriends.
 
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