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(Patch)   Wanna know how to score some Butterbeer at Starbucks? Here's the magic formula   (sammamish.patch.com) divider line 28
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2013-11-14 07:38:05 AM  
That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.
 
2013-11-14 07:49:50 AM  

untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.


Needs bacon.
 
2013-11-14 07:50:30 AM  

dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.


And to be served by Betty White.
 
2013-11-14 07:51:09 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.


While she's singing Ylvis.
 
2013-11-14 07:51:47 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.


Naked.
 
2013-11-14 07:56:11 AM  
Three pumps of "nut syrup"?

OhThatsNasty.jpg
 
2013-11-14 08:02:39 AM  

untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.



Wait until they add the 'secret ingredient.'
 
2013-11-14 08:11:13 AM  
I swear, if I end up stuck in line behind some asshole who spends a full minute reading off this order to the barista, I'll -- oh wait I don't go to Starbucks anyway.
 
2013-11-14 08:12:21 AM  
I thought genuine Butterbeer was more like a butterscotch flavored cream soda?
 
2013-11-14 08:16:10 AM  

dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.

Naked.


Except for a sparkly merkin and tasseled pasties.
 
2013-11-14 08:51:31 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.

Naked.

Except for a sparkly merkin and tasseled pasties.


And a fox tail coming out of her anus.
 
2013-11-14 08:52:03 AM  
Good coffee, like good women, should be dark and bitter.
 
2013-11-14 09:07:21 AM  
Butterbeer? More like Diabeticoffee, amirite?
 
2013-11-14 09:19:16 AM  

Mangoose: Good coffee, like good women, should be dark and bitter.


They should be toasted, then slowly ground to release the full aroma of the bean.
 
2013-11-14 09:30:25 AM  
It's done properly at Universal Orlando. That Starbucks fake isn't worth the time hitting up a bored barista to put it all together.
 
2013-11-14 10:11:06 AM  

fustanella: It's done properly at Universal Orlando. That Starbucks fake isn't worth the time hitting up a bored barista to put it all together.


Well, I imagine it would be easier to get Betty White naked in a warm area like Orlando, Florida, as opposed to a place like Seattle.
 
2013-11-14 10:33:51 AM  
Harry Potter is still relevant?
 
2013-11-14 10:47:22 AM  

dittybopper: Marcus Aurelius: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: dittybopper: untaken_name: That recipe sounds absolutely disgusting.

Needs bacon.

And to be served by Betty White.

While she's singing Ylvis.

Naked.

Except for a sparkly merkin and tasseled pasties.

And a fox tail coming out of her anus.


fap. Wait, no.

Frapp.
 
2013-11-14 11:06:22 AM  
Could someone reveal the magic formula to getting a decent espresso out of Starbucks?

The only solution I've found is not to go to Starbucks.
 
2013-11-14 01:24:46 PM  
Does it come with a side of insulin?
 
2013-11-14 02:11:00 PM  

deeproy: Does it come with a side of insulin?


No, but you can get either Centrum Silver or Geritol on the side.
 
2013-11-14 05:06:36 PM  
Starbucks don't let you add the crucial vodak
 
2013-11-14 06:11:40 PM  
Do people still drink coffee with ridiculous flavors? Because its not really coffee - more like HFC hot chocolate.

/ stop liking what i don't like
 
2013-11-14 06:59:16 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Three pumps of "nut syrup"?

OhThatsNasty.jpg


Your mom didn't mind.

/couldn't resist.
 
2013-11-14 10:30:40 PM  
His pizza rant from when Donald Trump ate shiatty pizza with a knife and fork was infinitely better.

Stewart is dead wrong about the hot dogs. And honestly, I've had New York pizza both in New York and elsewhere around the country. New York style pizza sucks hobo ass when made by actual New Yorkers. The best New York style pizza I've ever had is made by a crew of Iraqi expats in Southern California.
 
2013-11-14 10:31:58 PM  
Oops . . . wrong thread.
 
2013-11-15 12:16:05 AM  

fustanella: It's done properly at Universal Orlando. That Starbucks fake isn't worth the time hitting up a bored barista to put it all together.


All Universal gives you is cream soda topped by a bit of chilled but unfrozen french vanilla soft serve ice cream mix to make the head.
 
2013-11-15 03:31:42 AM  
HotWingAgenda:The best New York style pizza I've ever had is made by a crew of Iraqi expats in Southern California.

Where??
 
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