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(NJ.com)   Please take this heroin from your carwash professional and have an A1 day   (nj.com) divider line 19
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2013-11-14 05:59:17 AM
45? Dear Lord, selling the white horse does age one.
 
2013-11-14 05:59:32 AM
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2013-11-14 06:15:32 AM
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2013-11-14 06:19:03 AM
That guy doesn't look 45 Born in '45, maybe.
 
2013-11-14 06:23:36 AM
A1A
 
2013-11-14 06:30:16 AM
Fill up and you don't have to pay
 
2013-11-14 06:31:41 AM
Goddammit, I knew it! Flynn was the real mastermind. I bet they cut the scene at the end where he throws down his crutches like Verbal Kint and drives off with those barrels of money.
 
2013-11-14 07:21:10 AM
"50 bags of heroin for $275"

Apparently heroin is a lot cheaper than I thought.
 
2013-11-14 07:37:56 AM
What a rough life that guy must have led.

apoptotic: "50 bags of heroin for $275"

Apparently heroin is a lot cheaper than I thought.


Those could be really small bags or really bad heroin.
 
2013-11-14 07:40:03 AM

NobleHam: What a rough life that guy must have led.

apoptotic: "50 bags of heroin for $275"

Apparently heroin is a lot cheaper than I thought.

Those could be really small bags or really bad heroin.


50 dime bags wholesale. Um, I assume.
 
2013-11-14 07:47:26 AM
Bogdan!
 
2013-11-14 07:50:24 AM
Out of curiosity, what were the cops waiting for after they made the first two purchases?
 
2013-11-14 08:02:57 AM
Heroin is a huge problem in my town.
 
2013-11-14 08:16:06 AM

Crewmannumber6: Heroin is a huge problem in my town.


Baltimore?
 
2013-11-14 08:28:55 AM
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makes for a great christmas present!
 
2013-11-14 08:30:17 AM

SlothB77: A1A


Beachfront Avenue!!
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2013-11-14 09:06:52 AM
CSB:
When I was in high school in the 70s, I worked at a car wash in PA. At the time we had a gas crisis, and Jim Croce's Carwash Blues was on the radio, just to set the scene. We had one employee, a guy we all called Shady, because he wore those new, funky shaded prescription glasses. Anyway, he lived in the neighborhood the car wash was in, and most of us other guys commuted in from the 'burbs to earn money for dates and whatnot. One day, this black Caddy rolls in and this couple of guys in suits and shades' get out with a stack and I mean a fat stack of warrants and subpoenas looking for directions an asking if we know where so an so lives. Real smart, those G-men. Anyway, I tell them no, I do not, but Shady inside might, he's familiar with everyone. They look at each other like they suddenly got a hunch, and back at me. "Shady"?
"Yeah, just go in the office and show him the names on those envelopes and I bet he can help you out". I say in my best Opie Taylor voice.
They go in the office and he's in there, and they go, "Are you 'Shady'?" and he says, "No, he's in the back, I'll get him for you". And goes into the car wash.
Three days later, we find him in  the attic, still hiding.
/End CSB
 
2013-11-14 09:51:58 AM

brimed03: Crewmannumber6: Heroin is a huge problem in my town.

Baltimore?


Harrison OH, 20 miles west of Cincinnati
 
2013-11-14 05:57:05 PM

apoptotic: "50 bags of heroin for $275"

Apparently heroin is a lot cheaper than I thought.


No shiat, maybe it's time stop drinking and start snorting horse again...
 
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