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(Metro)   University student staples his testicles after losing bet. THAT WAS EASY   (metro.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-11-14 05:02:56 AM
Headline says it all; let's just button up the thread now.
 
2013-11-14 05:05:55 AM
At least he's doing it for a decent reason, one shouldn't welsh on a bet.

Better than that tool nailing his balls to the street in political protest, that guy is a farking nutcase.
 
2013-11-14 05:12:42 AM
This scholar has just bumped up the idea of university.
 
2013-11-14 05:16:32 AM
Well, he does go to Leeds University--how smart can he be?
 
2013-11-14 05:20:16 AM
All that money on student loans, only to be unhirable because google will eternally show you as the idiot who stapled his nads.  Good luck asshole.  You are going to be one of those guys with a college degree, who still works at Starbucks.
 
2013-11-14 05:24:49 AM
I think I want to buy a Twinsie.
 
2013-11-14 05:25:39 AM
Mitt Romney approves!

-RAND PAUL
 
2013-11-14 05:37:29 AM
What did he stand to win? What could possibly be worth the risk??
 
2013-11-14 05:53:48 AM
It's not easy to top buttchugging
 
2013-11-14 05:56:18 AM
Surely, submitter means scrotum.

Please.

...please
 
2013-11-14 05:59:51 AM
Wow, that school really admits only the cream of the crop.
 
2013-11-14 06:12:22 AM

Buckaroo Beeblebrox: What did he stand to win? What could possibly be worth the risk??


The only obvious counter bet... watching your buddy staple HIS scrotum.
 
2013-11-14 06:15:56 AM
Whatever happened to that Russian dude the other day who stapled his sack to the friggin street?
 
2013-11-14 06:37:47 AM
Lightweight compared the Russian guy that nailed his nuts to the pavement.
 
2013-11-14 06:52:24 AM

doosh: Whatever happened to that Russian dude the other day who stapled his sack to the friggin street?


He got a university scholarship apparently.
 
2013-11-14 07:15:34 AM
Stapling your scrotum and stapling your testicles are two completely different things.
 
2013-11-14 07:48:41 AM
Once again, to the writer, testicle and scrotum are 2 different things!
 
2013-11-14 08:02:47 AM

jshine: Wow, that school really admits only the cream of the crop.


I think its going to be awhile before any cream comes from his crops.
 
2013-11-14 08:03:39 AM
I think its going to be awhile before any cream comes from his crops.
 
2013-11-14 08:28:48 AM
I pierced my own dick....

I'm thinking that tops scro staples.
 
2013-11-14 08:31:56 AM
At first I thought this guy was an idiot t because I DNRTFA.

Then I read the article and it mentioned X-box and fifa 13. Well I know what an xbox is but had to look up fifa 13. So in essence this guy stapled his nads over a soccer video game forcing me realize he is no mere idiot but weapons grade stupid and should not be allowed to reproduce.

That of course should not be a problem given he is a 20 year old man who staples is nads over video game bets. Unlikely he has a girlfriend or ever will have.
 
2013-11-14 09:19:20 AM

hasty ambush: At first I thought this guy was an idiot t because I DNRTFA.

Then I read the article and it mentioned X-box and fifa 13. Well I know what an xbox is but had to look up fifa 13. So in essence this guy stapled his nads over a soccer video game forcing me realize he is no mere idiot but weapons grade stupid and should not be allowed to reproduce.

That of course should not be a problem given he is a 20 year old man who staples is nads over video game bets. Unlikely he has a girlfriend or ever will have.


I bet he tried to work up the nerve to hit on the nurse.  54 yro nurse Helen.
 
2013-11-14 12:02:10 PM
In related news Snopes has confirmed that the scrotum self repair article is genuine.
 
2013-11-14 12:22:25 PM
thats just nuts
 
2013-11-14 02:47:08 PM

dbrunker: In related news Snopes has confirmed that the scrotum self repair article is genuine.


OMG why the hell did I read that????
 
2013-11-14 02:48:04 PM

SpdrJay: I pierced my own dick....

I'm thinking that tops scro staples.


EIP.
 
2013-11-14 04:17:45 PM
Well....
25.media.tumblr.com
it's a good start, anyway.
 
2013-11-14 06:28:03 PM
Warning: Please be aware that "scrotum self repair" is not only NSFW but Not-Safe-For-Lunch!

Buttknuckle: OMG why the hell did I read that????


Sorry, I thought everyone had heard about it before!
 
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