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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)   Not news: High school football field house vandalized before the big game. Fark: By the team's own coach   (timesfreepress.com) divider line 55
    More: Dumbass, marion county, Michael Schmitt, school colors, football team, Mark Griffiths  
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2013-11-13 09:20:26 PM
That's when Lacroix, whose occupation is listed as a security guard, pulled out a gun, cocked a round in the chamber and told the trainer he was going to "pistol whip him," according to the report.

OK, either he or I don't know what "pistol whip" means and after double checking the googles...yeah it's him.
 
2013-11-13 09:21:03 PM
Lol wrong thread.
 
2013-11-13 09:23:50 PM
Guess before reading TFA...  motivational moment.
 
2013-11-13 09:25:23 PM
Officers involved believe the vandalism was an attempt to inspire the Marion County football team before its game against county rival South Pittsburg. However, the Pirates won the game 35-17.

I is amused.
 
2013-11-13 09:27:35 PM

2wolves: Officers involved believe the vandalism was an attempt to inspire the Marion County football team before its game against county rival South Pittsburg. However, the Pirates won the game 35-17.

I is amused.


You are a far bigger winner than this coach. But hey if it had worked...they say there's a fine line between a genius and fool in coaching.
 
2013-11-13 09:35:52 PM

Confabulat: 2wolves: Officers involved believe the vandalism was an attempt to inspire the Marion County football team before its game against county rival South Pittsburg. However, the Pirates won the game 35-17.

I is amused.

You are a far bigger winner than this coach. But hey if it had worked...they say there's a fine line between a genius and fool in coaching.


Spent too long inside the machine.  Seen most of what idiots had done to athletics.
 
2013-11-14 12:05:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 12:05:23 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-14 12:05:54 AM
Coach Spicoli totally has tools to fix it!

images.hemmings.com
 
2013-11-14 12:05:58 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 720x408]


You son of a biatch..
 
2013-11-14 12:06:34 AM
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LOL!
 
2013-11-14 12:08:09 AM
All within 30 seconds of each other which is well within the allowable google image search time. I'm calling this one.
www.proetcontra.com
 
2013-11-14 12:08:38 AM
Lolol.
 
2013-11-14 12:09:01 AM

you are a puppet: Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 720x408]

You son of a biatch..


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 12:14:09 AM

Snapper Carr: you are a puppet: Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 720x408]

You son of a biatch..

[i.imgur.com image 234x270]


The competition? Those guys are f@gs!
 
2013-11-14 12:16:09 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

/obscure?
 
2013-11-14 12:18:39 AM
The rare triple simulpost. Nice. Since that one's taken I'll go with my backup reference:

www.bubbleblabber.com
 
2013-11-14 12:19:43 AM

calbert: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 720x408]

/obscure?


Really?
 
2013-11-14 12:26:35 AM

fusillade762: The rare triple simulpost. Nice. Since that one's taken I'll go with my backup reference:

[www.bubbleblabber.com image 432x243]


"I've been tp'ing are own house for years!"
 
2013-11-14 12:28:14 AM

Hillbilly Jim: calbert: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 720x408]

/obscure?

Really?


Go kick 100% of calbert's ass!
 
2013-11-14 12:28:35 AM
It's only weird if it doesn't work.
 
2013-11-14 12:29:50 AM
I am sure the opposing team appreciates the poor frame job.  What happened to the standard morale boosting pep talk garbage in a can?
 
2013-11-14 12:34:46 AM

you are a puppet: Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 720x408]

You son of a biatch..


Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
 
2013-11-14 12:46:36 AM

Snapper Carr: you are a puppet: Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 720x408]

You son of a biatch..

[i.imgur.com image 234x270]


Alright sorry. What I meant to say was

oldspouse.files.wordpress.com

You DICK!
 
2013-11-14 01:10:20 AM
Next time he should vandalize his team by spray painting "Loser" on all of them.
 
2013-11-14 01:18:19 AM
Article seems a tad lacking in details to me, such as what lead them to arrest the coach in question, i do realize that such information is part of the case against him and would not be released until the case goes to court.

Still the lack of that info makes the article feel lacking to me.
 
2013-11-14 01:20:29 AM

grimlock1972: Article seems a tad lacking in details to me, such as what lead them to arrest the coach in question, i do realize that such information is part of the case against him and would not be released until the case goes to court.

Still the lack of that info makes the article feel lacking to me.


I have so little to do I read the previous articles on the topic (down at the bottom). They have surveillience cameras.
 
2013-11-14 01:25:53 AM

boinkingbill: Next time he should vandalize his team by spray painting "Loser" on all of them.


Spray painting is so common. Branding is the way to go.

/You may not of heard of it.
//Couldn't resist, sorry.
 
2013-11-14 01:40:23 AM
I always thought 'Mike Damone's first kid' would be a great Fark handle.

Also, Did you hear that surfer guy pulled a knife on Mr. Hand?

/You hear that? That's my skull! I'm so wasted!
//Damn I'm old
///Aloha everyone
 
2013-11-14 03:24:10 AM
false flag operation
just comes naturally to some i suppose
 
2013-11-14 04:05:33 AM
wingnut396:

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LOL!



How rare in Fark comments is an identical triple post? Has it ever happened before? I feel like I've watched the poker equivalent of a royal flush.

Long time lurker, then long time member -- I've seen 6-8 identical double posts over the years. never a triple.
 
2013-11-14 04:36:12 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 720x408]


you are a puppet: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 720x408]


wingnut396: Coach Spicoli totally has tools to fix it!

[images.hemmings.com image 450x255]


Have a screenshot of this epic moment
 
2013-11-14 04:46:40 AM
This thread delivers. In triplicate.
 
2013-11-14 06:24:11 AM

Big Ramifications: wingnut396:

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LOL!


How rare in Fark comments is an identical triple post? Has it ever happened before? I feel like I've watched the poker equivalent of a royal flush.

Long time lurker, then long time member -- I've seen 6-8 identical double posts over the years. never a triple.


12 years and I've never seen it either. The rarest of birds in this lightly posted thread, where most will miss it...

/my Farkwatching binoculars have a Maker's Mark - branded strap
 
2013-11-14 06:28:01 AM

Certainly You Jest: Big Ramifications: wingnut396:

:10
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:54

LOL!


How rare in Fark comments is an identical triple post? Has it ever happened before? I feel like I've watched the poker equivalent of a royal flush.

Long time lurker, then long time member -- I've seen 6-8 identical double posts over the years. never a triple.

12 years and I've never seen it either. The rarest of birds in this lightly posted thread, where most will miss it...

/my Farkwatching binoculars have a Maker's Mark - branded strap


i'm posting. for posterity

/don't get the film reference though : (
 
2013-11-14 07:18:11 AM

dookdookdook: That's when Lacroix, whose occupation is listed as a security guard, pulled out a gun, cocked a round in the chamber and told the trainer he was going to "pistol whip him," according to the report.

OK, either he or I don't know what "pistol whip" means and after double checking the googles...yeah it's him.


 Whatever you are reading, it sounds a whole lot more interesting than this lame assed article. ;p
 
2013-11-14 07:29:44 AM
wait, so did they win the game?
 
2013-11-14 07:41:42 AM

Lady J: Certainly You Jest: Big Ramifications: wingnut396:

:10
:23
:54

LOL!


How rare in Fark comments is an identical triple post? Has it ever happened before? I feel like I've watched the poker equivalent of a royal flush.

Long time lurker, then long time member -- I've seen 6-8 identical double posts over the years. never a triple.

12 years and I've never seen it either. The rarest of birds in this lightly posted thread, where most will miss it...

/my Farkwatching binoculars have a Maker's Mark - branded strap

i'm posting. for posterity

/don't get the film reference though : (


I'm just glad to be part of it... would have been closer too if I had not tried to make a silly comment.

The film is Fast Times at Ridgemont High.  After the linked scene, they do not in fact fix the awesome Z28 with an ultimate set of TV repair tools.  So they use it to frame the rival school's football team, three times apparently.

The film is also noted for Phoebe Cate's kitten killing boobies.
 
2013-11-14 07:42:28 AM

Snapper Carr:


Came here for this. Got it in triplicate.
 
2013-11-14 07:55:57 AM
Ahhh.... The triple post! Glad I witnessed it.

/rarer than the triple lindy
 
2013-11-14 08:02:47 AM
well this is a glorious day gentlemen!

i was having bubbles tonight anyway, but I shall consume them with even more relish : )
 
2013-11-14 08:04:39 AM
Came for The Best Of Times, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-11-14 08:06:01 AM

dookdookdook: cocked a round in the chamber and told the trainer he was going to "pistol whip him,


dafuq am I reading?
 
2013-11-14 08:16:36 AM
<csb>
We're not sure if it was a rival team or one of our own. But we do know one thing. Someone took a deer carcass.  Carried it all the way up to our field house. Dressed it up like a football player and wrote "oh deer, another losing season" on it.  Problem is no one found it until the next season.  Needless to say lots of bleach was applied.
</csb>
 
2013-11-14 08:46:56 AM
Came for the "People on lures should not drive" incident.   Leaving happy
 
2013-11-14 08:47:36 AM
That's Ludes goddamn auto correct.
 
2013-11-14 08:49:35 AM
False flag operation. Yeah. Leave those to the feds, coach.
 
2013-11-14 09:07:14 AM

Crewmannumber6: Came for The Best Of Times, leaving disappointed.


Me too.

I actually pulled a variation of this on my fraternity to kick off Greek Week. We ended up winning the overall trophy that year for the first time in forever.
 
2013-11-14 09:09:06 AM
Back in '90, while attending Whittemore-Prescott hs, the announcer's booth was torched.  I don't know if they ever caught the arsonist, but a teacher put a threatening note on the principal's car as a prank.  I know about this, because my uncle, taught and coaches at w-p, was laughing about it with another teacher.  I wouldn't have been surprised if the w-p story ended like this story.
 
2013-11-14 09:48:36 AM
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