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2013-11-13 08:36:39 PM
Serves her right. That's why I never take full-body shots of myself and my massive schlong.
 
2013-11-13 08:37:35 PM
He looks like a good candidate for lead poisoning.
 
2013-11-13 08:42:28 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.
 
2013-11-13 08:44:13 PM
img.fark.net

I see a lot cliff diving in this guy's future.
 
2013-11-13 08:45:36 PM
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2013-11-13 08:45:54 PM

iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.


Talking? That's what the tape in the kit is for.

You didn't even read the manual, did you?
 
2013-11-13 08:46:09 PM

iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.


yeah when i was in my early 30s, I dated a 21 year old. Nothing in common at all when it came down to just the day to day stuff.

of course we are off topic, they werent boyfriend and girlfriend. they were perv and minor.
 
2013-11-13 08:51:00 PM
It's really not about the conversation.
 
2013-11-13 08:51:38 PM
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This must have been the guy's day job.
 
2013-11-13 08:53:42 PM
Pics or it didn't happen!
 
2013-11-13 08:55:29 PM

ElLoco: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.

Talking? That's what the tape in the kit is for.

You didn't even read the manual, did you?


Reading is for losers! Although; I DID wonder what the tape was for.

/ frankly; I just can't see me dating a girl that much younger than me. It just causes problems
 
2013-11-13 08:55:44 PM
They need to come up with another term as well as different punishments for this. I'm sorry but nude pics of a 16 year old is hardly something to get all worked up over and calling it "child porn" is ridiculous. Give the guy a years probation and a fine then call it a day.
 
2013-11-13 08:55:47 PM
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"Someday soon, you may notice that hair begins growing in strange places, like above your eyes. This shows that you are becoming a man."
 
2013-11-13 08:59:56 PM

Piizzadude: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.

yeah when i was in my early 30s, I dated a 21 year old. Nothing in common at all when it came down to just the day to day stuff.

of course we are off topic, they werent boyfriend and girlfriend. they were perv and minor.


Well; I guess it's down to semantics then. They had some sort of mutual creeper relationship.

/ on a related subject; I wonder if Apple has developed a text speak to old people translator
 
2013-11-13 09:01:59 PM

ReapTheChaos: They need to come up with another term as well as different punishments for this. I'm sorry but nude pics of a 16 year old is hardly something to get all worked up over and calling it "child porn" is ridiculous. Give the guy a years probation and a fine then call it a day.


I'd be fine if he was 17 and this was his first offense; but, this isn't the first time that creeper feature there has been fingered in a child molestation investigation.
 
2013-11-13 09:04:21 PM

iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...


Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?
 
2013-11-13 09:04:32 PM
He's just going to jail for a while. Her reputation is ruined forever.
 
2013-11-13 09:05:32 PM

wellreadneck: He's just going to jail for awhile. Her reputation is ruined forever.


dammit.
 
2013-11-13 09:08:34 PM

SDRR: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...

Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?


Ok; I'm going to say something very shocking; hold onto your butts everyone!

PRON ISN'T REAL!

TEEN GIRLS DON'T HAVE ORGIES EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A SLEEPOVER!
 
2013-11-13 09:11:12 PM
i1211.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 09:11:14 PM

ReapTheChaos: They need to come up with another term as well as different punishments for this. I'm sorry but nude pics of a 16 year old is hardly something to get all worked up over and calling it "child porn" is ridiculous. Give the guy a years probation and a fine then call it a day.


Nice try, counselor.
 
2013-11-13 09:12:44 PM

"Hey, would you like to see some porn movies I have that Traci Lords starred in?"


img.fark.net

 
2013-11-13 09:16:09 PM
Assuming the girl was a willing participant why isn't she being charged?
 
2013-11-13 09:18:30 PM
That guy's life is pretty much ruined. All that he has left is his Fark handle.
 
2013-11-13 09:23:56 PM
iheartscotch:  this isn't the first time that creeper feature there has been fingered in a child molestation investigation.

I see what you did there.
 
2013-11-13 09:31:35 PM
Doug Hutchison farks a 16-year-old, takes lots of naughty pictures of her, and he gets all sorts of publicity and nearly gets a reality show while the pics are sold to TMZ for wads of cash.

This guy does the same and he gets sent to jail.

It's a funny old world, isn't it?
 
2013-11-13 09:36:05 PM

Swampmaster: Pics or it didn't happen!

 
2013-11-13 09:38:37 PM

Flashlight: Assuming the girl was a willing participant why isn't she being charged?


Because there's no law against having sex, which is all she did. As far as the guy is concerned, you can screw a 16 year old (depending on the age of consent in the state you live) but the second you take a picture you just broke the law on underage pornography. Now if it turns out she took the pics, then she may well be charged.
 
2013-11-13 09:43:16 PM

iheartscotch: SDRR: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...

Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?

Ok; I'm going to say something very shocking; hold onto your butts everyone!

PRON ISN'T REAL!

TEEN GIRLS DON'T HAVE ORGIES EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A SLEEPOVER!


Of course not! I'm just glad the cameras are rolling those times that they do.

/And I mean 18-19 teen, never younger.
 
2013-11-13 09:43:58 PM

Flashlight: Assuming the girl was a willing participant why isn't she being charged?


Funny thing about 16.  At some magical point on their 18th birthday, they are suddenly mentally and emotionally prepared for sex.  Or, you just go to a country where 16 is legal and she suddenly becomes mentally and emotionally prepared for sex as soon as the plane lands.  Frankly, I have it on good authority that a whole lot of women AND men, for that matter, seem to be mentally and emotionally unprepared for sex until they hit about 35.  Our attractiveness arcs and peaks.  16?  Wouldn't this entail having to have post coital discussions with a 16 year old?  Yech.  And yeah, this guy is gonna get nailed to a tree, not because 16 is out and out child molestation, per se, it's because it's illegal and it's a very popular thing to nail people up for.  Guys?  Ladies?  (Lookin' to you, school teachers) - try and remember that it's somebody's daughter or son you're doing this sketchy sh*t with, will ya?
 
2013-11-13 09:50:14 PM
I'm not sure if I should be upset by this story or not.  I'll need to see the evidence.
 
2013-11-13 09:51:37 PM
This thread is just fine without pics.
 
2013-11-13 10:00:31 PM

ReapTheChaos: They need to come up with another term as well as different punishments for this. I'm sorry but nude pics of a 16 year old is hardly something to get all worked up over and calling it "child porn" is ridiculous. Give the guy a years probation and a fine then call it a day.


Because any politician thinking like you isn't TOUGH ON CRIME! and thus, a pedophile criminal
 
2013-11-13 10:02:49 PM

bunner: Flashlight: Assuming the girl was a willing participant why isn't she being charged?

Funny thing about 16.  At some magical point on their 18th birthday, they are suddenly mentally and emotionally prepared for sex.  Or, you just go to a country where 16 is legal and she suddenly becomes mentally and emotionally prepared for sex as soon as the plane lands.  Frankly, I have it on good authority that a whole lot of women AND men, for that matter, seem to be mentally and emotionally unprepared for sex until they hit about 35.  Our attractiveness arcs and peaks.  16?  Wouldn't this entail having to have post coital discussions with a 16 year old?  Yech.  And yeah, this guy is gonna get nailed to a tree, not because 16 is out and out child molestation, per se, it's because it's illegal and it's a very popular thing to nail people up for.  Guys?  Ladies?  (Lookin' to you, school teachers) - try and remember that it's somebody's daughter or son you're doing this sketchy sh*t with, will ya?


There was somebody on Fark who had a story about hooking up with a 15 or 16 year old while serving abroad somewhere in europe. It was legal, though he didn't know exactly how old she was at the time. Long story short, the next morning they had breakfast with her parents. Who were apparently perfectly friendly, but for some reason, he found that to be a little weird.

It was a funny enough story that it stuck with me.
 
2013-11-13 10:08:31 PM

cptjeff: the next morning they had breakfast with her parents. Who were apparently perfectly friendly, but for some reason, he found that to be a little weird.


I find any girl's parents being friendly yo me sort of weird.  Thank God I'm too old to have to do that dance.  Meeting a woman's kids is now more the norm.  :  )
 
2013-11-13 10:17:25 PM

iheartscotch: SDRR: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...

Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?

Ok; I'm going to say something very shocking; hold onto your butts everyone!

PRON ISN'T REAL!

TEEN GIRLS DON'T HAVE ORGIES EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A SLEEPOVER!


It's not!? They don't!?

What else isn't real? How deep does this hole go!?
 
2013-11-13 10:18:29 PM

bunner: cptjeff: the next morning they had breakfast with her parents. Who were apparently perfectly friendly, but for some reason, he found that to be a little weird.

I find any girl's parents being friendly yo me sort of weird.  Thank God I'm too old to have to do that dance.  Meeting a woman's kids is now more the norm.  :  )


Hi meet your new uncle for the week..... Yep I know that song and dance.
 
2013-11-13 10:27:36 PM

Saiga410: bunner: cptjeff: the next morning they had breakfast with her parents. Who were apparently perfectly friendly, but for some reason, he found that to be a little weird.

I find any girl's parents being friendly yo me sort of weird.  Thank God I'm too old to have to do that dance.  Meeting a woman's kids is now more the norm.  :  )

Hi meet your new uncle for the week..... Yep I know that song and dance.


That's a depressing comment.
 
2013-11-13 10:38:14 PM

cptjeff: bunner: Flashlight: Assuming the girl was a willing participant why isn't she being charged?

Funny thing about 16.  At some magical point on their 18th birthday, they are suddenly mentally and emotionally prepared for sex.  Or, you just go to a country where 16 is legal and she suddenly becomes mentally and emotionally prepared for sex as soon as the plane lands.  Frankly, I have it on good authority that a whole lot of women AND men, for that matter, seem to be mentally and emotionally unprepared for sex until they hit about 35.  Our attractiveness arcs and peaks.  16?  Wouldn't this entail having to have post coital discussions with a 16 year old?  Yech.  And yeah, this guy is gonna get nailed to a tree, not because 16 is out and out child molestation, per se, it's because it's illegal and it's a very popular thing to nail people up for.  Guys?  Ladies?  (Lookin' to you, school teachers) - try and remember that it's somebody's daughter or son you're doing this sketchy sh*t with, will ya?

There was somebody on Fark who had a story about hooking up with a 15 or 16 year old while serving abroad somewhere in europe. It was legal, though he didn't know exactly how old she was at the time. Long story short, the next morning they had breakfast with her parents. Who were apparently perfectly friendly, but for some reason, he found that to be a little weird.

It was a funny enough story that it stuck with me.


...I think that was Trainspotting.
 
2013-11-13 10:59:38 PM

iheartscotch: SDRR: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...

Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?

Ok; I'm going to say something very shocking; hold onto your butts everyone!

PRON ISN'T REAL!

TEEN GIRLS DON'T HAVE ORGIES EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A SLEEPOVER!


i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 11:46:50 PM

iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.


Some guys are scared of women so they opt for little girls.
 
2013-11-14 12:17:07 AM

ElLoco: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? Pinterest? My Little Pony? Her cat's silly antics? Facebook? I don't want to talk about any of those things.

Talking? That's what the tape in the kit is for.

You didn't even read the manual, did you?


Am I an irredemably bad person for laughing at that?

Either way I'll save an aisle seat for you.
 
2013-11-14 12:20:34 AM

iheartscotch: SDRR: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...

Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?

Ok; I'm going to say something very shocking; hold onto your butts everyone!

PRON ISN'T REAL!

TEEN GIRLS DON'T HAVE ORGIES EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A SLEEPOVER!


But they do sometimes right, RIGHT!?!??!?!!
 
2013-11-14 12:29:59 AM
When I was 16 (and still built like a stick of Wrigley's Gum) I snuck "dated" a 28 year old Marine for about week. He never made it past first base, and he creeped me out with baby talk so I ditched him.

I fully expect him to be a fark headline some day.
 
2013-11-14 12:33:31 AM

Snarfangel: [www.ketv.com image 607x460]

"Someday soon, you may notice that hair begins growing in strange places, like above your eyes. This shows that you are becoming a man."


Please don't make that a thing. I have a hard enough time getting dates as it is.
 
2013-11-14 12:39:36 AM

eas81: iheartscotch: SDRR: iheartscotch: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

/ I don't see the point of dating a girl under 20; what would you even talk to her about? ...

Her hot friends coming over for a slumber party?

Ok; I'm going to say something very shocking; hold onto your butts everyone!

PRON ISN'T REAL!

TEEN GIRLS DON'T HAVE ORGIES EVERY TIME THEY HAVE A SLEEPOVER!

[i758.photobucket.com image 750x600]

 
2013-11-14 03:43:15 AM

ElLoco: [img.fark.net image 300x290]

I see a lot cliff diving in this guy's future.


Damn straight --  Tammy's got a great future ahead of him.
 
2013-11-14 05:48:04 AM

bunner: not because 16 is out and out child molestation, per se, it's because it's illegal and it's a very popular thing to nail people up for.


The article states she was a 16 year old from Ohio and he visited her. In Ohio, 16 is the age of consent. He could be 18 or 80 and sex with the 16 year old girl is perfectly legal. It's the pictures that are going to get him in trouble.
 
2013-11-14 05:52:20 AM

UtopianDevil: bunner: not because 16 is out and out child molestation, per se, it's because it's illegal and it's a very popular thing to nail people up for.

The article states she was a 16 year old from Ohio and he visited her. In Ohio, 16 is the age of consent. He could be 18 or 80 and sex with the 16 year old girl is perfectly legal. It's the pictures that are going to get him in trouble.


Sounds pretty hypocritical, but, thanks for the heads up.  I was unaware that that was the reason for the charge.
 
2013-11-14 06:04:52 AM

bunner: UtopianDevil: bunner: not because 16 is out and out child molestation, per se, it's because it's illegal and it's a very popular thing to nail people up for.

The article states she was a 16 year old from Ohio and he visited her. In Ohio, 16 is the age of consent. He could be 18 or 80 and sex with the 16 year old girl is perfectly legal. It's the pictures that are going to get him in trouble.

Sounds pretty hypocritical, but, thanks for the heads up.  I was unaware that that was the reason for the charge.



Yeah, I always found it a little odd. At 16 you are old enough to decide whether you want to get pounded in a hotel room by a stranger but not old enough to decide it is okay to let someone take a nude pic. Seems a little incongruous.
 
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