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(Mountain Xpress)   Newspaper tracks down Drew Curtis' dad, who operates quite literally the most masculine vehicle ever created   (mountainx.com) divider line 126
    More: Obvious, Drew Curtis, Asheville, Roger Rabbit, sudden cardiac death  
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2013-11-13 05:41:31 PM
Ugh, I didn't need to see a grown man completely inside an elf.

Christmas is ruined.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-11-13 05:42:30 PM
Everyone was hoping that the initial cardiac event was a one-time situation. But when it happened several more times, Curtis decided that it was too dangerous to drive. Not an easy thing for an active man who values his independence.

Is he a Farker? I think the current record for deaths by an active Farker is two.
 
2013-11-13 05:43:42 PM
Well, I guess this goes to show that no matter how old you get; your dad is exactly one picture and 5 seconds away from embarrassing you.
 
2013-11-13 05:44:38 PM
The Kennedys of our time.
 
2013-11-13 05:47:33 PM
Thought the headline was a shameless suckup, but yep, that's his dad.
 
2013-11-13 05:47:52 PM
Most Masculine? I think not.
 
2013-11-13 05:48:10 PM
I think that bike is cool. Maybe not worth $5000 though.
 
2013-11-13 05:48:47 PM
pretty cool
 
2013-11-13 05:50:58 PM

optikeye: Most Masculine? I think not.


It's actually flex-fueled by Maker's Mark, and the horn sounds like the lamentations of women.
 
2013-11-13 05:51:17 PM
wat?

image.dieselpowermag.com
 
2013-11-13 05:51:28 PM
I was expecting a Unimog.
 
2013-11-13 05:51:53 PM
You're inside an egg. Eggs are what women produce. You are not male.
 
2013-11-13 05:52:11 PM
I thought this was the most masculine vechicle ever.
i69.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 05:52:30 PM

Snarfangel: optikeye: Most Masculine? I think not.

It's actually flex-fueled by Maker's Mark, and the horn sounds like the lamentations of women.


Actually I was going for this and fubbed up the URL.

blogs.knoxnews.com
 
2013-11-13 05:52:30 PM
i193.photobucket.com
www.autodekor.lv

Just put some of these logos on it and he'll be cool again.
 
2013-11-13 05:54:21 PM
Wasabi green? Mango? Can they get any Eco- hipsterish? I want mine in ironic tweed. Or angst-ridden argyle for the emo crowd. Maybe my little pony sparkle for the Farkles. "You can have it in any color, as long as it's not black." Henry Ford VIII.
 
2013-11-13 05:54:24 PM
I hope he filed a patent.
 
2013-11-13 05:55:47 PM
I was using a tazer on Subbys mom last night it was also "Electric, Light, Fun."

Subbys mom  loves  some a that  tase-bone'n
 
2013-11-13 05:58:16 PM
Apparently, "most masculine" is the new "smoking hot".
 
2013-11-13 05:58:32 PM
That looks fun.
 
2013-11-13 05:58:47 PM
A pink Hello Kitty smart would be the manliest car ever.
 
2013-11-13 05:59:09 PM
I'm getting one.
 
2013-11-13 05:59:25 PM
Good to know Drew's kin has the good sense to live in one of the coolest friggin' towns in America.

/8th gen Ashevillian by birf
 
2013-11-13 06:02:55 PM
Whatever happened to his cousin, Ian?
 
2013-11-13 06:05:23 PM

doyner: Good to know Drew's kin has the good sense to live in one of the coolest friggin' towns in America.


I thought he lived in Ashville?
 
2013-11-13 06:06:02 PM

Oldiron_79: A pink Hello Kitty smart would be the manliest car ever.


cdn.bitrebels.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-11-13 06:07:28 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: doyner: Good to know Drew's kin has the good sense to live in one of the coolest friggin' towns in America.

I thought he lived in Ashville?


It's spelled Asheville.  You've probably never heard of it.
 
2013-11-13 06:07:55 PM
Oh Great..now arrogant cyclists can flaunt the law in style. Although it does make them bigger targets.
 
2013-11-13 06:08:31 PM
While that looks like an interesting vehicle from a technological perspective, nothing - and I mean nothing, is or ever will be more masculine than the truck-boat-truck.
 
2013-11-13 06:10:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 06:14:35 PM
I forgot about this manly vehicle.
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-11-13 06:15:48 PM

vodka: You're inside an egg. Eggs are what women produce. You are not male.


You came from an egg.  Therefore, you are not male.
 
2013-11-13 06:16:39 PM
At first I was like, "Yeah, right, Drew's dad".

Then I saw the banner ad on the link site for some kind of tap beer festival and then I was like, "Hmm, yeah, could be".

Then I read TFA and I was like "Hey, it's Drew's dad!".
 
2013-11-13 06:17:16 PM
I've been at the helm of the most masculine vessel ever. A Boomer. I mean come on, long, hard, full of seamen, holds the third to fifth (depending on the year) most explosive force of the world if it were considered as a force on its own. Yet even "I" tremble in the face of a man who has so much of a "And not a single fark was given that day" attitude who can drive an lime green ELF in Kentucky with a smile on his face.

/thought it was going to be the Wienermobile before I opened the link
 
2013-11-13 06:23:01 PM

Glitchwerks: Oldiron_79: A pink Hello Kitty smart would be the manliest car ever.

[cdn.bitrebels.netdna-cdn.com image 625x517]


It's like Jayne's hat on Firefly.  You see a guy driving one of those, you KNOW he's doesn't give a f*ck about your opinion.
 
2013-11-13 06:23:38 PM
Eucs are the most masculine vehicles ever created.
 
2013-11-13 06:24:57 PM
I really like Bill Kurtis.
 
2013-11-13 06:28:02 PM

PunGent: Glitchwerks: Oldiron_79: A pink Hello Kitty smart would be the manliest car ever.

[cdn.bitrebels.netdna-cdn.com image 625x517]

It's like Jayne's hat on Firefly.  You see a guy driving one of those, you KNOW he's doesn't give a f*ck about your opinion.


Exactly. There is like an NFL linebacker that drives one.
 
2013-11-13 06:28:42 PM
is there a way for Mr. Curtis to plug into the vehicle's electrical system.. .you know, just in case... seems like the old ticker could use as much juice as possible on standby given his history.
 
2013-11-13 06:29:13 PM
I was surprised that it was a bicycle

was expecting a weinermobile as well

or a pink Hummer

is that really Drews dad?
 
2013-11-13 06:29:29 PM
Subby,

The most masculine vehicle ever is whatever vehicle I'm currently in.
 
2013-11-13 06:30:55 PM

Sofa King Smart: is there a way for Mr. Curtis to plug into the vehicle's electrical system.. .you know, just in case... seems like the old ticker could use as much juice as possible on standby given his history.


From looking at the website of the Manufacturer I'm going to go with yes
 
2013-11-13 06:34:27 PM

JonBuck: I was expecting a Unimog.


Yes please

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-13 06:36:17 PM
99sportsproblems.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-13 06:38:26 PM

unfarkingbelievable: I really like Bill Kurtis.


i1.ytimg.com
"Many believe the U.S. government covered it up... I'm Bill Kurtis"
 
2013-11-13 06:45:31 PM
 
2013-11-13 06:47:29 PM

CavalierEternal: Whatever happened to his cousin, Ian?


The last I heard he was hanging around somewhere.
 
2013-11-13 06:50:45 PM
halfwayhousemusic.com
Most masculine vehicle.
 
2013-11-13 06:51:49 PM
I'd dig something like this. I'm in suburban Los Angeles, though. I'm just as likely to have an
SUV driver decide to find out how far the thing will bounce off their new chrome bumper.
 
2013-11-13 06:59:03 PM

tripleseven: You came from an egg.  Therefore, you are not male.


You are correct.
 
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