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(The Raw Story)   "We don't have no way of judging where we're putting the flyers at." Even Dumbass tag facepalms at a KKK leader's response to a KKK recruiting drive in a predominantly black neighborhood   (rawstory.com) divider line 76
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2013-11-13 04:03:52 PM
He said that the group had not been successful at recruiting any new members in New Smyrna Beach, but intended to distribute about 600 fliers before the membership drive was over.

I'm going to make a wild guess that their numbers aren't much better elsewhere.

Master race, indeed.
 
2013-11-13 04:07:09 PM
Let's just get this out of the way...

i1214.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 04:07:54 PM
Give them a break, why would the KKK be aware of neighborhood demographics?
 
2013-11-13 04:10:49 PM
To be fair, they probably can't see farking shiat out of those things

media0.giphy.com
 
2013-11-13 04:17:47 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: Give them a break, why would the KKK be aware of neighborhood demographics?


You'd think the flaming crosses would be a clue.
 
2013-11-13 04:19:49 PM
Oh sure, they put flyers in a black community, people complain.

And if they didn't put flyers in a black community, people would then complain that they're discriminating!

The KKK can't catch a break.
 
2013-11-13 05:30:36 PM
They would have been called racist if the blacks weren't included.
 
2013-11-13 05:32:09 PM
Given that moron who is trying to set up that "white enclave" but whose DNA showed that he is 14% African, the Dave Chapelle thing may not be too far from the mark...
 
2013-11-13 05:33:01 PM

impaler: Oh sure, they put flyers in a black community, people complain.

And if they didn't put flyers in a black community, people would then complain that they're discriminating!

The KKK can't catch a break.


"Where's all the white wimmin at?"
 
2013-11-13 05:34:24 PM
"We don't have no way of judging where we're putting the flyers at."

You're not supposed to end a sentence in a preposition. Here, give me that. I'll fix it:

"We don't have no way of judging where we're putting the flyers at, because we're ignorant assholes."

You're welcome.
 
2013-11-13 05:34:45 PM
Dem democrats
 
2013-11-13 05:36:56 PM
Headline made me think this was a hockey thread.

For a second.
 
2013-11-13 05:37:04 PM
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
 
2013-11-13 05:37:24 PM
Y'all say "FAIL", but this story is national news. The KKK hasn't had this much free publicity in a while...
 
2013-11-13 05:38:29 PM
It's the new inclusive KKK

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 05:39:55 PM

scottydoesntknow: To be fair, they probably can't see farking shiat out of those things

[media0.giphy.com image 500x244]


That is one of the worst ghost costumes I have seen.
 
2013-11-13 05:40:48 PM

Ishkur: Headline made me think this was a hockey thread.

For a second.


They're going to be putting the flyers in farking DETROIT on december 4. That should get interesting.
 
2013-11-13 05:41:00 PM
Where the white women at?
 
2013-11-13 05:44:41 PM
the man possesses the grammar abilities of a 4th grader. why am i not surprised?
 
2013-11-13 05:44:48 PM
It's time for the people in those communities to stand their ground. I might support that law if they did.
 
2013-11-13 05:45:07 PM

Snarfangel: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, they probably can't see farking shiat out of those things

[media0.giphy.com image 500x244]

That is one of the worst ghost costumes I have seen.


www.x-entertainment.com
 
2013-11-13 05:46:25 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Snarfangel: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, they probably can't see farking shiat out of those things

[media0.giphy.com image 500x244]

That is one of the worst ghost costumes I have seen.

[www.x-entertainment.com image 290x198]


That's a fine costume of the Holey Ghost.
 
2013-11-13 05:47:09 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: They're going to be putting the flyers in farking DETROIT on december 4. That should get interesting.


Are the urban yutes in detroit educated enough to know what the KKK even is?
 
2013-11-13 05:47:50 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 05:51:12 PM
Idiocy so mind-boggling that it's shocking that a FL tag isn't attached....
 
2013-11-13 05:51:21 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Let's just get this out of the way...


i.imgur.com

and this...

/currently stampeding cattle through the Vatican
 
2013-11-13 05:55:43 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Let's just get this out of the way...

[i1214.photobucket.com image 500x373]


Snapper Carr: It's the new inclusive KKK

[i.imgur.com image 480x360]


I'm not sure about the provenance of those images, but they put me in mind of what might be an interesting strategy: have tons of Blacks, Jews, Hispanics, Atheists, and Gays form their own active and vocal KKK chapters (I'm supposing that any group can call themselves KKK without having to get permission from some national entity). That'll sabotage the brand and make the real bigots not want to sign up for fear of being associated with 'them'. It might be enough to kill the KKK in short order, or at least damage it. Fun to think about.
 
2013-11-13 05:59:20 PM

Secret Master of All Flatulence: Given that moron who is trying to set up that "white enclave" but whose DNA showed that he is 14% African, the Dave Chapelle thing may not be too far from the mark...


www.sabotagetimes.com
 
2013-11-13 06:01:11 PM
So he's saying that he can't figure out a way of figuring out where his flyers are going - something the pizza joint I worked at when I was 16 managed to do while using a bunch of disinterested 16 and 17 year olds? Why would anyone be interested in an organization full of people so hopelessly stupid and incompetent?

Like Jesse Custer said, "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it?"
 
2013-11-13 06:02:55 PM
"Duh, we aren't idiots. These membership flyers aren't for the coloreds in this neighborhood. They're for their white friends."

-David Duke
 
2013-11-13 06:06:44 PM
"Duh, we aren't idiots. These membership flyers aren't for the coloreds in this neighborhood. They're for their white friends."

- Rand Paul
 
2013-11-13 06:08:04 PM
KKK fliers in black neighborhoods?

Now THAT'S what I call trolling!
 
2013-11-13 06:10:05 PM
Of course not. There is no quota for ignorance.
 
2013-11-13 06:13:06 PM
To be fair, dumbass kinda facepalms whenever they put flyers anywhere but the local paper recycling plant.
 
2013-11-13 06:19:05 PM
He said that the group had not been successful at recruiting any new members in New Smyrna Beach


They probably weren't attractive, either.
 
2013-11-13 06:22:00 PM

scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net

 
2013-11-13 06:24:47 PM
Predominantly, subby. Predominate is a verb.
 
2013-11-13 06:25:48 PM
If only there was some sort of ability to allow them to be aware of their surroundings
 
2013-11-13 06:28:02 PM
www.panelsonpages.com

/Obscure?
 
2013-11-13 06:28:05 PM
Florida needs to get them one of them mask laws, like Georgia has. Klan can't hide their faces here, or they get a ticket.
 
2013-11-13 06:29:41 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Snarfangel: scottydoesntknow: To be fair, they probably can't see farking shiat out of those things

[media0.giphy.com image 500x244]

That is one of the worst ghost costumes I have seen.

[www.x-entertainment.com image 290x198]


i.imgur.com
Why yes, yes I did have to play the first level just to make that screen shot. Stupid GIS.
 
2013-11-13 06:33:43 PM
Looks like the Grand Wizard needs to help out some individuals that need a heart, a brain, and a way back home.
 
2013-11-13 06:34:19 PM

EasyWind: [www.panelsonpages.com image 320x254]

/Obscure?


No.
 
2013-11-13 06:34:36 PM

EasyWind: [www.panelsonpages.com image 320x254]

/Obscure?


rex kramer is never obscure, your wife calls big jim slade while you're at work, and the capitol of nebraska is lincoln!
 
2013-11-13 06:37:26 PM

Omahawg: your wife calls big jim slade while you're at work


I'm glad I work at home. I would totally hear the walls being smashed down before anything could happen.
 
2013-11-13 06:39:01 PM

BigNumber12: Omahawg: your wife calls big jim slade while you're at work

I'm glad I work at home. I would totally hear the walls being smashed down before anything could happen.


indeed

news.azdailysun.com
 
2013-11-13 06:43:37 PM
I love how these brave, brave white men always pull this shiat in the middle of the night.  You never hear about them passing out fliers during the day time.
 
2013-11-13 06:51:20 PM
All you have to do is Google, morans.

Oops! Sorry!

All you have to do is Google "morans".
 
2013-11-13 06:53:42 PM
The Klan is the only group of people in the world who knows where to buy white sheets nowadays.

Everything in the stores is either patterned or colored.
 
2013-11-13 06:54:58 PM
The Klan was run like a pyramid scheme. But they made their big money on cornering the market in white cotton and selling the sheets at a huge mark-up.
 
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