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(io9)   "Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning. No one you see, is smar-wait, Flipper, what are you doing with that decapitated fish? Flipper? NOOOOOO FLIPPER"   (io9.com) divider line 76
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2013-11-13 02:44:20 PM
Can't think of the name of the biologist, but there was a woman back in the 50s/60s who lived with a male dolphin as part of a research study. The male dolphin tried humping her and she ended up masturbating it. Really, really disturbing sets of videos for that one.

/gotta hop in the shower or I'd link it
 
2013-11-13 03:02:45 PM
Flipper, you sick f*cker!
 
2013-11-13 03:06:10 PM
We've just witnessed the invention of the Fishlight™
 
2013-11-13 03:06:37 PM

Anastacya: Can't think of the name of the biologist, but there was a woman back in the 50s/60s who lived with a male dolphin as part of a research study. The male dolphin tried humping her and she ended up masturbating it. Really, really disturbing sets of videos for that one.

/gotta hop in the shower or I'd link it


They make tissue, you know
 
2013-11-13 03:08:23 PM

bearded clamorer: We've just witnessed the invention of the Fishlight™


NICE........
 
2013-11-13 03:13:04 PM

bearded clamorer: We've just witnessed the invention of the Fishlight™


Annnnnd we're done here.  Someone get the lights.
 
2013-11-13 03:29:28 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

I asked the chimp to get the lights, but he said he was busy.
 
2013-11-13 03:42:54 PM
Flipper once used Jessica Alba like a decapitated fish.

I think I would too if given the chance, just not through her neck hole.
 
2013-11-13 03:44:41 PM
Otters rape the dolphins, dolphins rape the fish. Can't we just admit the sea has a rape culture and be done with it.
 
2013-11-13 04:04:00 PM

lockers: Otters rape the dolphins, dolphins rape the fish. Can't we just admit the sea has a rape culture and be done with it.


And the baby seals. Can't forget when they rape and kill the baby seals.
 
2013-11-13 04:04:27 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
has nightmares
 
2013-11-13 04:06:08 PM

New Farkin User Name: lockers: Otters rape the dolphins, dolphins rape the fish. Can't we just admit the sea has a rape culture and be done with it.

And the baby seals. Can't forget when they rape and kill the baby seals.


The seals had it coming.
 
2013-11-13 04:06:59 PM

bearded clamorer: We've just witnessed the invention of the Fishlight™


spenceee.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-13 04:07:35 PM
He did it just for the halibut.
 
2013-11-13 04:07:49 PM
Meh, I'll wait until 2 dolphins and a cup.
 
2013-11-13 04:08:24 PM
Me and the family are at Sea World one time, go to one of the exhibits and there's a walrus, just kind chillin in the sunshine with his junk hanging out....all of a sudden he just starts beating the hell out of his dick with one of his flippers and then "sploosh!!!" .....I'm pretty sure there were several children and/or parents there that suffered some sort of emotional damage from watching that, based on the looks on their faces....I laughed until I almost pissed myself.
 
2013-11-13 04:11:10 PM
according2g.com
 
2013-11-13 04:12:54 PM
All dolphins are assholes.

thecasaofelhanlo.files.wordpress.com

All of them
 
2013-11-13 04:13:19 PM
Well, you have to use what's available.

....going to go brush my teeth....might be awhile
 
2013-11-13 04:13:48 PM
That dolphin is going to be SO embarrassed when he sees this video.
 
2013-11-13 04:15:18 PM
The fish was asking for it.
 
2013-11-13 04:17:24 PM
So long, and thanks for all the fish. <wink wink>
 
2013-11-13 04:17:56 PM
Looks like "Chimp with a frog" (You Tube it if you dare) is gonna have to step up his game if he wants to retain his titles as the Kinkiest life form in the animal kingdom.
 
2013-11-13 04:17:56 PM

missmez: He did it just for the halibut.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 04:18:40 PM

lockers: Otters rape the dolphins, dolphins rape the fish. Can't we just admit the sea has a rape culture and be done with it.


It's only rape if he did it on porpoise.
 
2013-11-13 04:19:53 PM
A literal interpretation of the slang dead fish.
 
2013-11-13 04:26:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

OH HAI GUYZ WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD
 
2013-11-13 04:29:26 PM
Old and busted, "Fapping", new hotness "flippering".
 
2013-11-13 04:33:04 PM

Anastacya: Can't think of the name of the biologist, but there was a woman back in the 50s/60s who lived with a male dolphin as part of a research study. The male dolphin tried humping her and she ended up masturbating it. Really, really disturbing sets of videos for that one.

/gotta hop in the shower or I'd link it


Yep, trying to communicate with the dolphin. It basically ignored her until she gave him a handy, and then he started paying attention.

Don't recall the outcome of the study, just disturbed by thinking of how lonely/bored the gal must have been that doing it seemed the thing to do.
 
2013-11-13 04:37:19 PM
No that's Flippers cousin; Fapper
 
2013-11-13 04:38:38 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-13 04:39:49 PM
 
2013-11-13 04:44:03 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly

It was him and his hot assistant who were experimenting giving dolphins drugs such as ketamine and lsd.

Margaret Howe was her name -
http://67.55.50.201/lilly/womandolph01x.html
 
2013-11-13 04:45:33 PM
Glad to see the chimp with a frog has been mentioned.
 
2013-11-13 04:46:24 PM
That is one hardcore dolphin.
 
2013-11-13 04:49:57 PM
Yeah, it's all fun-and-games when a dolphin does it, but when I do it I suddenly have "emotional issues" and have to "get the hell out" of the HR lady's office...
 
2013-11-13 04:51:29 PM
But ye fark one little sheepshead....
 
2013-11-13 04:52:32 PM
the more intelligent the animal the more furious the masturbation.
 
2013-11-13 04:52:47 PM
Flipper Fapper Fish F*cker
 
2013-11-13 04:53:18 PM
That dolphin needs a spanking.
 
2013-11-13 04:56:34 PM
I imagine that's got to be tricky without hands. And most surfaces in the sea are pretty rough. I guess there's always sand.
 
2013-11-13 04:57:41 PM
That's not sick, this, now this is sick.

The Child-Rape Assembly Line

In Ritual Bathhouses of the Jewish Orthodoxy, Children Are Systematically Abused

On a visit to Jerusalem in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She'arim. "I opened a door that entered into a schvitz," he told me. "Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having anal sex with this boy."


Dolphins are far too human.
 
2013-11-13 04:58:37 PM

Paka Ono: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly

It was him and his hot assistant who were experimenting giving dolphins drugs such as ketamine and lsd.

Margaret Howe was her name -
http://67.55.50.201/lilly/womandolph01x.html


That's the one!

Holy Carp, is that some bad drugs or what ..?
 
2013-11-13 04:59:11 PM
Apparently, that's his O face.


img440.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-13 05:05:11 PM

boyvoyeur: Apparently, that's his O face.


[img440.imageshack.us image 640x258]




That dolphin looks a little like Quagmire, which could explain a lot about the behavior
 
2013-11-13 05:08:50 PM
He likes it raw and wiggly.
 
2013-11-13 05:12:04 PM

Genju: A literal interpretation of the slang dead fish.


content9.flixster.com

I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fark doll.
 
2013-11-13 05:15:00 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: [upload.wikimedia.org image 253x477]

OH HAI GUYZ WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD


/Shudders.......That's.... that's the bad man from the bushes.
 
2013-11-13 05:20:17 PM

neversubmit: That's not sick, this, now this is sick.

The Child-Rape Assembly Line

In Ritual Bathhouses of the Jewish Orthodoxy, Children Are Systematically Abused

On a visit to Jerusalem in 2005, Rabbi Rosenberg entered into a mikvah in one of the holiest neighborhoods in the city, Mea She'arim. "I opened a door that entered into a schvitz," he told me. "Vapors everywhere, I can barely see. My eyes adjust, and I see an old man, my age, long white beard, a holy-looking man, sitting in the vapors. On his lap, facing away from him, is a boy, maybe seven years old. And the old man is having anal sex with this boy."


Dolphins are far too human.


That is disturbing.
 
2013-11-13 05:29:19 PM
Same thing subby does with a warm watermelon.
 
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