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(NFL)   Dwayne Bowe to start this week vs Denver despite his marijuana arrest, which is fortunate for the Chiefs because Bowe has been busy training a mile high all week   (nfl.com) divider line 55
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2013-11-13 03:02:19 PM
What kind of cop arrests a star wide receiver on the local team for a little weed? Show some civic pride, Mr. Law Enforcement Dude.

//Or at least save it for the off-season.
 
2013-11-13 03:02:54 PM

Gonz: What kind of cop arrests a star wide receiver on the local team for a little weed? Show some civic pride, Mr. Law Enforcement Dude.

//Or at least save it for the off-season.


Randy Moss agrees.
 
2013-11-13 03:07:15 PM
Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.
 
2013-11-13 03:08:40 PM

Gonz: What kind of cop arrests a star wide receiver on the local team for a little weed? Show some civic pride, Mr. Law Enforcement Dude.


So you pull a guy over and realize it's a football player, you can probably get away with just ignoring the fact that his car smells a big like marijuana.

But when you ask him for his I.D. and he pulls his wallet out of a bag of weed and then he has the gall to ask you if the Sonic around the corner is still open, you should probably arrest him just for his sheer stupidity.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:01 PM

Gonz: What kind of cop arrests a star wide receiver on the local team for a little weed? Show some civic pride, Mr. Law Enforcement Dude.

//Or at least save it for the off-season.


He got tired of Dwayne asking if the Sonic was open.

No, really, Bowe would not shut up about that damn Sonic.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:16 PM
Somewhere......over Dwayne Bowe....grass is plentiful....
 
2013-11-13 03:10:07 PM

Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.


As a Dwayne Bowe fantasy football owner, I would like to say that no, he will not.
 
2013-11-13 03:11:20 PM
I've started calling my bong - D. Bong - in his honor.
 
2013-11-13 03:12:52 PM

Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.


That's silly Mr. Bowe will catch maybe two passes for 50 yards at best.

/Mr. Bowe exists only to troll fantasy football teams.
 
2013-11-13 03:14:04 PM

Treygreen13: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

As a Dwayne Bowe fantasy football owner, I would like to say that no, he will not.


As a fantasy football owner who just dumped Bowe on his bye week, I say yes...yes he will.  Just watch, he's going to have the game of his season.
 
2013-11-13 03:18:02 PM

Martonio: Treygreen13: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

As a Dwayne Bowe fantasy football owner, I would like to say that no, he will not.

As a fantasy football owner who just dumped Bowe on his bye week, I say yes...yes he will.  Just watch, he's going to have the game of his season.


I believe my having to rely on him, rather than Eddie Royal or the ghost of Larry Fitzgerald, to fill out my roster this weekend may counter your not dumping him.
 
2013-11-13 03:18:06 PM
He's just training to better adapt to the Denver atmosphere now that they have legalized the stuff.  Air is thick with the weed smoke, I tell ya.

In related news, Papa Johns has quit offering the regional Dwayne Bowe special deal, though I understand several drivers can be reliably hit up for their own version of it.
 
2013-11-13 03:19:53 PM

Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.


You sound high. KC's game plan involves throwing as few passes as possible.
 
2013-11-13 03:21:20 PM
Seriously, he was pulled by a K-9 unit, "What's up, Dawg?"
 
2013-11-13 03:22:56 PM

ReverendLoki: He's just training to better adapt to the Denver atmosphere now that they have legalized the stuff.  Air is thick with the weed smoke, I tell ya.

In related news, Papa Johns has quit offering the regional Dwayne Bowe special deal, though I understand several drivers can be reliably hit up for their own version of it.


I hope so, cause that's the only way that shiat is edible.
 
2013-11-13 03:27:16 PM
Andy Reid only suspends players returning from a Sonic run if they show up without a duffel bag full of Tots.
 
2013-11-13 03:31:18 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Somewhere......over Dwayne Bowe....grass is plentiful....


Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
Way up high
There's a baggie of weed that he forgot to hide
Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
Clouds of smoke
And the dreams that you dare to dream once you take a toke
Someday I'll find a Tiger's star
Who dont smoke up inside his car with fine weed
Where troubles come from traffic stops
Made by normal traffic cops
Thats how they find weed
Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe
Blue lights shine
Lawyers will acquit Dwayne Bowe
Money's the reason why.
 
2013-11-13 03:31:25 PM
Couldn't have waited until they got to Denver?

Cop: Mr. Bowe, I've got some questions about that bag of marijuana there.
Bowe: Where's Sonic?
Cop: Is that more of a giggly high, a mellow high or a munchie high? Did you get it in town here? I'm kinda looking for a more mellow kinda feel when I get home.
Bowe: Is the Sonic up there? I'm really hungry.
Cop: Y'know what? Never mind. I think I got it. Sonic is about 3 miles up on the right side. Try to keep it at 60.
 
2013-11-13 03:39:05 PM

Shame Us: Couldn't have waited until they got to Denver?

Cop: Mr. Bowe, I've got some questions about that bag of marijuana there.
Bowe: Where's Sonic?
Cop: Is that more of a giggly high, a mellow high or a munchie high? Did you get it in town here? I'm kinda looking for a more mellow kinda feel when I get home.
Bowe: Is the Sonic up there? I'm really hungry.
Cop: Y'know what? Never mind. I think I got it. Sonic is about 3 miles up on the right side. Try to keep it at 60.


Driving while high is still illegal in Colorado.
 
2013-11-13 03:49:23 PM

flak attack: Shame Us: Couldn't have waited until they got to Denver?

Cop: Mr. Bowe, I've got some questions about that bag of marijuana there.
Bowe: Where's Sonic?
Cop: Is that more of a giggly high, a mellow high or a munchie high? Did you get it in town here? I'm kinda looking for a more mellow kinda feel when I get home.
Bowe: Is the Sonic up there? I'm really hungry.
Cop: Y'know what? Never mind. I think I got it. Sonic is about 3 miles up on the right side. Try to keep it at 60.

Driving while high is still illegal in Colorado.


ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-11-13 03:51:43 PM

upndn: I've started calling my bong - D. Bong - in his honor.


That's a good one. Other good names I've heard are Ms. Chanandler Bong and Major Richard Bong.
 
2013-11-13 03:52:49 PM

Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.


Performance Enhancing Drugs (TM Michael Phelps)
 
2013-11-13 03:56:02 PM
I only have hearsay and misc. news accounts to go on, but it seems that anti-Cannabis states are really starting to freak out and crackdown on the herb. Seems especially true of the states surrounding Colorado. Hope so, a stupid, over the top reaction only helps the pro-legal side in the long run.
//This may or may not be such an example.
 
2013-11-13 04:05:41 PM

UNC_Samurai: Gonz: What kind of cop arrests a star wide receiver on the local team for a little weed? Show some civic pride, Mr. Law Enforcement Dude.

//Or at least save it for the off-season.

He got tired of Dwayne asking if the Sonic was open.

No, really, Bowe would not shut up about that damn Sonic.


OK, that changes things.

//And makes this hilarious.
 
2013-11-13 04:13:08 PM

Gonz: What kind of cop arrests a star wide receiver on the local team for a little weed? Show some civic pride, Mr. Law Enforcement Dude.

//Or at least save it for the off-season.



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Picture of said cops......
 
2013-11-13 04:24:01 PM

Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.


Heh. Not with limp-noodle arm at QB
 
2013-11-13 04:38:23 PM

zerkalo: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

Heh. Not with limp-noodle arm at QB



He will if he runs zig-zag routes.
 
2013-11-13 04:41:31 PM
I was listening to Dan Le Betard Show with Stugotz yesterday.  Someone tweeted the show about Bowes reduced numbers from last season and gave Alex Smith a nickname. The "Bowe-constrictor"
 
2013-11-13 04:42:43 PM
STAY OUT OF RIVERSIDE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRIVING WHILE BLACK

Geez, he's been her long enough to know that.
 
2013-11-13 04:56:04 PM

rjakobi: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

You sound high. KC's game plan involves throwing as few passes as possible.


With Captain Checkdown? Nothing against Alex Smith but he's dangerously close to Kyle Orton 2.0.
 
2013-11-13 05:14:55 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: I only have hearsay and misc. news accounts to go on, but it seems that anti-Cannabis states are really starting to freak out and crackdown on the herb. Seems especially true of the states surrounding Colorado. Hope so, a stupid, over the top reaction only helps the pro-legal side in the long run.
//This may or may not be such an example.


This is not such an example. He was arrestedin Missouri, which doesn't share a border with Colorado.

But Utah definitely profiles; friend with Colorado plates has been pulled over and searched in Utah on multiple occasions. But he's never been stopped or searched when he's come to visit me in Kansas, though.
 
2013-11-13 05:29:45 PM

libranoelrose: STAY OUT OF RIVERSIDE IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRIVING WHILE BLACK

Geez, he's been her long enough to know that.


He lives in Briarcliff. Pretty hard for him to avoid Riverside.

Also, am I the only one that found his middle initial being L to be really funny?
 
2013-11-13 05:51:04 PM

MorningConstitution: zerkalo: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

Heh. Not with limp-noodle arm at QB


He will if he runs zig-zag routes.


Golf clap
 
2013-11-13 06:02:19 PM

Treygreen13: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

As a Dwayne Bowe fantasy football owner, I would like to say that no, he will not.


Will never draft that guy again.
 
2013-11-13 06:22:46 PM
This is great! Guess what just got legalized in Colorado? :D
 
2013-11-13 06:38:17 PM

Captain Steroid: This is great! Guess what just got legalized in Colorado? :D


Marrying horses?
 
2013-11-13 06:49:13 PM
Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.
 
2013-11-13 06:56:39 PM

DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.

img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-11-13 07:05:00 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.


You Denver fans love that genuine liquid smoke taste of Burger King don't you?
 
2013-11-13 07:14:47 PM

DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.

You Denver fans love that genuine liquid smoke taste of Burger King don't you?


Probably.

What a real burger joint might look like...
cdn.localeats.com
 
2013-11-13 07:15:02 PM
Nice
 
2013-11-13 07:33:38 PM

MorningConstitution: zerkalo: Martonio: Just watch....Bowe is going to get about 150 yards this week with 2 TD's.

Heh. Not with limp-noodle arm at QB

He will if he runs zig-zag routes.


Someday they'll find it, the Dwayne Bowe connection.

/the lovers, the dreamers, and meeeee
 
2013-11-13 08:19:55 PM

mikaloyd: Captain Steroid: This is great! Guess what just got legalized in Colorado? :D

Marrying horses?


i1182.photobucket.com

I know you're disappointed that the Raiders are last place, but don't be sad. I'm sure they'll do MUCH better when they move back to L.A. :P
 
2013-11-13 08:33:36 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that some of you people liked to shiat on the fantastic deliciousness that is a Sonic tater tot. All of you can go fark yourselves on a dick so big it should be called the Baconator.
 
2013-11-13 08:42:08 PM
Good headline+1
 
2013-11-13 09:03:53 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that some of you people liked to shiat on the fantastic deliciousness that is a Sonic tater tot. All of you can go fark yourselves on a dick so big it should be called the Baconator.


Heh, speaking of tater tots and bacon...
i210.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 09:07:43 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.

You Denver fans love that genuine liquid smoke taste of Burger King don't you?

Probably.

What a real burger joint might look like...


Sit down resturant>fastfood resturant
What a revelation!
 
2013-11-13 09:33:22 PM

DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.

You Denver fans love that genuine liquid smoke taste of Burger King don't you?

Probably.

What a real burger joint might look like...

Sit down resturant>fastfood resturant
What a revelation!


Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to offend you and your dietary choices, but I find Sonic disgusting. We will have to agree to disagree, because a good fire would improve my local Sonic greatly. Well worth the extra couple bucks to go to my local place. ymmv.
 
2013-11-13 09:36:06 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.

You Denver fans love that genuine liquid smoke taste of Burger King don't you?

Probably.

What a real burger joint might look like...

Sit down resturant>fastfood resturant
What a revelation!

Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to offend you and your dietary choices, but I find Sonic disgusting. We will have to agree to disagree, because a good fire would improve my local Sonic greatly. Well worth the extra couple bucks to go to my local place. ymmv.


If you make it into Niwot at some point, hit up the local family owned market. Full grill in the back that makes a wicked bacon burger.

/Ask them to toss the onions on the grill as well.
 
2013-11-13 09:42:10 PM

SearchN: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Ow! That was my feelings!: DerpHerder: Another victim of Sonics deliciousness. This should be a cut and dry case of entrapment. Let he who can resist Sonic while high cast the first stone. Forgive Sonic father for they know not the deliciousness they have unleashed.

You Denver fans love that genuine liquid smoke taste of Burger King don't you?

Probably.

What a real burger joint might look like...

Sit down resturant>fastfood resturant
What a revelation!

Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to offend you and your dietary choices, but I find Sonic disgusting. We will have to agree to disagree, because a good fire would improve my local Sonic greatly. Well worth the extra couple bucks to go to my local place. ymmv.

If you make it into Niwot at some point, hit up the local family owned market. Full grill in the back that makes a wicked bacon burger.

/Ask them to toss the onions on the grill as well.


Cool, I'm in that area occasionally, I'll check it out.
 
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