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(Slate)   A look at what the contents of your fridge say about you. With first pic that says I'll be coming over to visit soon   (slate.com) divider line 141
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2013-11-13 02:42:35 PM
It says that I'm the kind of person who keeps worcestershire sauce waaaay past the expiration date...
 
2013-11-13 02:45:00 PM
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Wow, add a few cases of cheap beer and maybe a bong chilling in the right one, and that is exactly what my fridge in college looked like

UberDave: It says that I'm the kind of person who keeps worcestershire sauce waaaay past the expiration date...


There's an expiration date?!
 
2013-11-13 02:52:59 PM
And what kind of person clicks on a Slate link?
 
2013-11-13 03:14:41 PM
Would that be the kitchen fridge.......or the daylight basement fridge.....?

/because the basement freezer might give you the opinion that I actually drank that much
 
2013-11-13 03:15:27 PM
Tequila in the freezer?  Philistine.
 
2013-11-13 03:15:55 PM
i have the flight club condiment fridge.
 
2013-11-13 03:17:40 PM
What's with liquor in the freezer?  To make sure you don't taste it?
 
2013-11-13 03:18:58 PM
I always love Patrick Bateman's fridge, has nice heads of lettuce in their as well as other things.

static.rogerebert.com
 
2013-11-13 03:18:59 PM
Why the hell are some things quite obviously photoshopped?
 
2013-11-13 03:19:00 PM
What happened to you, bartender?  You used to be cool.

www.slate.com
 
2013-11-13 03:19:14 PM

noitsnot: What's with liquor in the freezer?  To make sure you don't taste it?


Because liquids with a low freezing point are far out, man?
 
2013-11-13 03:19:50 PM
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Take the one on the right, change it to some random beer bottles and a six pack of Cokes, and you have my fridge throughout my 20s.

Oh, take away the eggs, too. No need for those.
 
2013-11-13 03:20:20 PM
I have a man's fridge/freezer. The freezer has meat and ice in it, that is farking it. The fridge has beer, condiments, leftovers, and meat thawing out from the freezer, that is farking it.

//You wish I'd grill/smoke something awesome for you.
 
2013-11-13 03:20:28 PM
1)  There are a lot of people who drink Miller Lite

2)  That one guy has A LOT of eggs in his fridge.
 
2013-11-13 03:20:44 PM
The contents of my fridge say I either recently went grocery shopping, or I need to go grocery shopping.
 
2013-11-13 03:21:27 PM
noitsnot: What's with liquor in the freezer?

I only put vodka in the freezer.

// came here to comment about tequila being in the freezer
 
2013-11-13 03:21:40 PM

tarheel07: noitsnot: What's with liquor in the freezer?  To make sure you don't taste it?

Because liquids with a low freezing point are far out, man?


Why would cold mean that you won't taste it? It just means that instead of putting it on ice, as some people do, and watering it down, it's nice and cold for drinking.
 
2013-11-13 03:21:48 PM
A divorced woman's fridge in 2008 (left) and 2012 (right).

I can see why.
 
2013-11-13 03:22:07 PM
God damn looking at other people's fridges grosses me out. It's like a chilled storage cabinet of sadness.
 
2013-11-13 03:22:26 PM

noitsnot: What's with liquor in the freezer?  To make sure you don't taste it?


Vodak becomes very viscous after hanging out in the freezer. Helps you understand what the Russians see in it.

My kitchen fridge looks a lot like the midwife and science consultant's. The drinkin' fridge is on the back porch.
 
2013-11-13 03:22:47 PM

Mikey1969: [www.slate.com image 850x519]

Take the one on the right, change it to some random beer bottles and a six pack of Cokes, and you have my fridge throughout my 20s.

Oh, take away the eggs, too. No need for those.


That's Austin Beerworks Peacemaker, that's a perfectly cromulent beer.
 
2013-11-13 03:23:03 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-11-13 03:23:22 PM

vudukungfu: A divorced woman's fridge in 2008 (left) and 2012 (right).

I can see why.


I thought the same thing.  She's a little anal...and not in the good way.
 
2013-11-13 03:23:38 PM
Also, there was a "post your fridge" thread several (6-7) years ago, so I still have a photo of my old fridge (from when I had a roomate).

lordargent.com

// my new fridge is far more upscale, and I no longer have a roomate (the entire fridge is MINE, muhahaha). I also cook a lot of my own food now.
 
2013-11-13 03:23:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: i43.tinypic.com


Why does the moist and fresh woman have a penis?
 
2013-11-13 03:24:20 PM
My freezer: 100 lbs of fish I caught in Alaska a while back (Ling cod, rockfish, and halibut), frozen vegetables, bottle of Fireball, bottle of Grey Goose.

Fridge: Defrosting steak, Bacon, eggs, St. Bernardus Abt 12, sugar free Red Bull.

noitsnot: What's with liquor in the freezer?  To make sure you don't taste it?


I like my shots/drinks cold without ice in the glass. Just always been that way. Preference.
 
2013-11-13 03:24:39 PM

noitsnot: What's with liquor in the freezer?  To make sure you don't taste it?


It really takes the edge off tequila, vodka and jaegermeister.
 
2013-11-13 03:25:22 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i43.tinypic.com image 700x851]


www.sundriesshack.com
 
2013-11-13 03:25:29 PM
An Oasis cup, Stubb's BBQ sauce, Austin Beerworks, and Whole Foods brand.....gotta be a few Austinites in there.
 
2013-11-13 03:25:52 PM
♫What does the fridge say♫
 
2013-11-13 03:26:48 PM
Do none of those people drink milk?
 
2013-11-13 03:27:07 PM
images.wjla.com
 
2013-11-13 03:28:38 PM
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It looks like they fell on some hard times. Also, if you are a homemaker, how in the hell can you get away with what's in that fridge?
 
2013-11-13 03:28:47 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-13 03:29:17 PM

Hand Banana: Do none of those people drink milk?


My milk is reserved for cooking/baking, cereal, and Oreos. Not necessarily in the order.
 
2013-11-13 03:29:56 PM
Some of those are sad. The one that goes from a happy filled fridge to some booze and a few eggs...

Very sad. I feel like giving them a hug and cooking them a meal.

Interesting to see the products in both images. I can only find one that looks a bit like red pesto or something. `La fogata` or something. Might try it if it is that good ;)
 
2013-11-13 03:30:16 PM

Hand Banana: Do none of those people drink milk?


Guess not. I can't drink milk straight. I can eat cheese and yogurt and stuff but if I drink straight milk I'm incapacitated for 2 hours.
 
2013-11-13 03:32:29 PM
The contents of my fridge say "Close the freakin' door, asshole!"


/might have left some stuff in there a bit too long
 
2013-11-13 03:32:39 PM
I have a supermarket around the corner so I keep very little in my fridge, I just go to the supermarket on my way home from work for what I need that day. Usually I keep some eggs, bacon, condiments, milk and beer, and not much more.
 
2013-11-13 03:32:40 PM

Maud Dib: An Oasis cup, Stubb's BBQ sauce, Austin Beerworks, and Whole Foods brand.....gotta be a few Austinites in there.


I'm also seeing H-E-B store brand items, Central Market products, and La Fogata salsa.
 
2013-11-13 03:33:18 PM
hmmm...my fridge has apples, ham, mustard, sauerkraut, yogurt,and chocolate milk. That's it...man that's actually kind of depressing. I should probably get some cheese or something.
 
2013-11-13 03:33:57 PM
i.imgur.com

Looks like i'm running low on cans of dinner.
 
2013-11-13 03:34:47 PM

dready zim: Some of those are sad. The one that goes from a happy filled fridge to some booze and a few eggs...

Very sad. I feel like giving them a hug and cooking them a meal.


I dunno, I find the more stuff I cram in there, the more stuff goes ignored and eventually goes bad (but I'm also one of those people that can stare blankly in to its food filled caverns, get overwhelmed by choice and walk away with nothing). I try to streamline my fridge situation, no more than two or 3 days worth of stuff in there.
 
2013-11-13 03:34:52 PM
An internet classic;
www.roflcat.com
 
2013-11-13 03:35:38 PM

Gonz: Maud Dib: An Oasis cup, Stubb's BBQ sauce, Austin Beerworks, and Whole Foods brand.....gotta be a few Austinites in there.

I'm also seeing H-E-B store brand items, Central Market products, and La Fogata salsa.


The photographer's website has the bartender and the science teacher list as living in San Antonio.
 
2013-11-13 03:35:40 PM

Gonz: Maud Dib: An Oasis cup, Stubb's BBQ sauce, Austin Beerworks, and Whole Foods brand.....gotta be a few Austinites in there.

I'm also seeing H-E-B store brand items, Central Market products, and La Fogata salsa.


Kudos for HEB reference.

/just moved (escaped) from TX
//AZ people don't know what the fark I'm talking about
///Hill Country Fare ftw
 
2013-11-13 03:35:43 PM
The only thing my fridge says about me is that I live with 6 other people (all family), and we all have slightly different tastes.

Anyone else can for fark themselves...

//pissed off at the world lately
/// I know I forgot the first slashie
 
2013-11-13 03:35:59 PM

dready zim: Some of those are sad. The one that goes from a happy filled fridge to some booze and a few eggs...


www.fridge72.com 

Sadly, that sounds like the life of the Fridge.
 
2013-11-13 03:37:58 PM
So...who really needs 6 dozen eggs?  Rocky?

OK maybe he Waffle House, but that is a lot of baking

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-13 03:38:49 PM
We also see that most of these people have moved downward.

If you look in mine you'll see fresh and frozen greens and very little meat, but then you miss that I buy meat within a day or two of use. I have a bad habit of planning meals then getting lazy, nuking a bag of mixed veg or chopping together a salad. Yes, I have managed to make my convenience foods healthy.
 
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