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2013-11-13 01:12:23 PM  
In 15 minutes he'll be bored of swatting one ball around and try put two on there.
 
2013-11-13 01:27:57 PM  
Penises incoming in 3.... 2....
 
2013-11-13 01:41:39 PM  

Blues_X: Penises incoming in 3.... 2....


Yes.  Today we have the chance to witness--in real time--the birth of a new sex toy.

/It will be an add-on for Sybian by the end of 2014.  Book it. Done.
 
2013-11-13 02:09:59 PM  

PainInTheASP: Blues_X: Penises incoming in 3.... 2....

Yes.  Today we have the chance to witness--in real time--the birth of a new sex toy.

/It will be an add-on for Sybian by the end of 2014.  Book it. Done.


Is it cheating if an anime girl gives you a handjob on your tablet?
 
2013-11-13 02:33:24 PM  

bdub77: Is it cheating if an anime girl gives you a handjob on your tablet?


I asked Mrs. Eddie Adams from Torrance about that when I was reading the robot handjob thread and she confirmed that it's totally cool if I boink our new sex robot overlords when they become available.
 
2013-11-13 02:38:05 PM  
This is another real-world application of ideas we've seen recently in movies... Kind of like the multi-touch display is the first step towards Minority Report computer interfaces, I've seen a few movies in the last few years where they utilized something like this for 3D maps and building models. This will be pretty cool in 10-15 years...
 
2013-11-13 03:05:46 PM  
I had this sudden vision of dead people who were previously uploaded interacting with future generations.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:29 PM  

indarwinsshadow: I had this sudden vision of dead people who were previously uploaded interacting with future generations.


Rock-a-bye baby... <clickity-clickity-click>

/shudder
 
2013-11-13 03:09:39 PM  
Is it prostitution if you pay someone to give you a handy through one of those?
 
2013-11-13 03:37:48 PM  
1. Wireless/remote controlled armored bot with lethal attachment. (gun, flame thrower, bombs etc.)
2. 4G network
3. Control bot from starbucks or where ever there is a public hotspot with a cash bought laptop that is only used once.
4. Mayhem
 
2013-11-13 03:49:42 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: bdub77: Is it cheating if an anime girl gives you a handjob on your tablet?

I asked Mrs. Eddie Adams from Torrance about that when I was reading the robot handjob thread and she confirmed that it's totally cool if I boink our new sex robot overlords when they become available.


You say that but it is because she will get the model with a 15 inch schlong and the jackhammer option.
 
2013-11-13 04:05:31 PM  

Orgasmatron138: Is it prostitution if you pay someone to give you a handy through one of those?


Only if you're into masochism.
 
2013-11-13 04:34:26 PM  

jxb465: Orgasmatron138: Is it prostitution if you pay someone to give you a handy through one of those?

Only if you're into masochism.


You're answering a question I didn't ask.
 
2013-11-13 06:13:37 PM  

Orgasmatron138: jxb465: Orgasmatron138: Is it prostitution if you pay someone to give you a handy through one of those?

Only if you're into masochism.

You're answering a question I didn't ask.


Considering your handle, I think this is the funniest exchange that I've seen in weeks.
 
2013-11-13 06:36:58 PM  
I want a Kickstarter campaign for a version of this that will allow you to slap the people on the other end of a teleconference.
 
2013-11-13 09:16:27 PM  

jxb465: Orgasmatron138: Is it prostitution if you pay someone to give you a handy through one of those?

Only if you're into masochism.


Only?
 
2013-11-13 09:20:18 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: bdub77: Is it cheating if an anime girl gives you a handjob on your tablet?

I asked Mrs. Eddie Adams from Torrance about that when I was reading the robot handjob thread and she confirmed that it's totally cool if I boink our new sex robot overlords when they become available.


I think there are some level's of acceptability in that though.   It's one thing if it is some sort of virtual version of a porno magazine or video that the "robot" is just some sort of software.   I think it would be different if it was an interactive, "live" person you are interacting with on the other end of the "virtuality" that the robot represents, would just be more personal... the difference between just masturbating to a movie vs. having sex with someone else.
 
2013-11-13 09:42:25 PM  
It took me a longer than I want to admit to realize that first picture was a looping gif, and not a video.
 
2013-11-14 09:50:34 AM  
IT guys around the globe are going to line up for these. Do you have any idea how long many of us have been waiting for the ability to "reach thru the internet and SLAP you" ??
 
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