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(The Atlantic Wire)   The Sarah Palin, biggest lightweight in the 2016 GOP presidential field criticizes Chris Christie, the heavyweight in the field saying his weight is "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 71
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2013-11-13 01:02:37 PM
9 votes:
Christie will laugh it off. Fat people tend to be quite jolly.
2013-11-13 11:57:11 AM
7 votes:
Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!
2013-11-13 02:10:33 PM
5 votes:
So now lipstick is commenting on the pig?
2013-11-13 01:32:59 PM
4 votes:
She's just jealous he has bigger tits.
2013-11-13 01:00:02 PM
4 votes:
What's next for this harpy?  Criticizing the Pope for being too liberal??

oh, wait...
2013-11-13 02:11:05 PM
3 votes:

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?


It's fear.  Libs are terrified of her political acumen, incisive wit, and devastating intellect...we just can't compete with such a towering figure, so we mock.  We mock because we fear.
2013-11-13 01:55:27 PM
3 votes:
Regardless of Sarah's looks her voice would be enough to make a sane man's penis turtle so deep a team of spelunkers would be lost forever
2013-11-13 01:36:25 PM
3 votes:
She's really upset he wouldn't pose in a Santa suit holding Baby Jesus for the cover of her new book.
2013-11-13 01:31:08 PM
3 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


Yeah but she keeps finding her way back home.
2013-11-13 01:16:10 PM
3 votes:
Palin could recommend Christie her meth dealer.
2013-11-13 01:15:28 PM
3 votes:
This is the woman that brought cookies to school kids after Michelle Obama said they should be getting more exercise.

Also,

i.huffpost.com
2013-11-13 12:46:52 PM
3 votes:

FloydA: Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.


In fairness, conservative and religious scientists estimate that our current "conservative Republicans" are only one hundredth as conservative as necessary to achieve true enlightenment.  Criticizing Republicans for being too conservative--no matter how "conservative" they may be--is the only way for Republicans to make progress.  For that, I commend Sarah.  She's a regular Jane six-pack.  Wow.  Her feet smell so good.
2013-11-13 02:09:05 PM
2 votes:

DeaH: Voiceofreason01: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.

That really is looking on the bright side.


It takes 12 hours to rotate around Christie and get to the bright side
2013-11-13 01:58:22 PM
2 votes:

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, all the people holding "Go Sarah!" pics across the entire internets are obviously Democrats.
2013-11-13 01:57:38 PM
2 votes:
"so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"

Just like Palin's lack of intelligence.
2013-11-13 01:44:11 PM
2 votes:

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


I did.  Was super easy...just signed the divorce papers and filed them with the court.

/I'll be here all week.
//Don't forget to tip the veal and try your server.
2013-11-13 01:28:43 PM
2 votes:
Palin says it's hard to look at Christie and not comment on his weight.

Meanwhile, it's hard to listen to Palin and not comment on how pants-on-head she is.
2013-11-13 01:18:10 PM
2 votes:

Mike_LowELL: FloydA: Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.

In fairness, conservative and religious scientists estimate that our current "conservative Republicans" are only one hundredth as conservative as necessary to achieve true enlightenment.  Criticizing Republicans for being too conservative--no matter how "conservative" they may be--is the only way for Republicans to make progress.  For that, I commend Sarah.  She's a regular Jane six-pack.  Wow.  Her feet smell so good.


That's not her feet, mike.
2013-11-13 12:38:13 PM
2 votes:
So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?
2013-11-13 12:07:55 PM
2 votes:
This svelte, rugged conservative sylph has Chris Christie's engorged physiognomy quaking in its diabetic socks.
2013-11-14 12:55:03 AM
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

And affordable. Only $75, and she'll autograph the condom.


i1301.photobucket.com
2013-11-13 08:59:54 PM
1 votes:
www.theatlanticwire.com
"Yes, I've gotten off with a broom stick - lot's of times"
2013-11-13 05:00:55 PM
1 votes:

grumpfuff: missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?

In all fairness, it was made in the 80s. Those were strange times.


Isn't the 80's the decade the GOP keeps pushing as the most perfect of time in American history? Hell, even Christie spouted how he would be just like Reagan. I see a resurgence in shoulder pad clothing coming soon. Not that crap again.
2013-11-13 03:43:30 PM
1 votes:
like her unbelievable stupidity, it's hard to ignore.
2013-11-13 03:08:24 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.

Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?


Apart from Edwards becoming a pariah to his own party instead of getting speech and book deals yes it's exactly the same.
2013-11-13 03:03:26 PM
1 votes:
Hey GOPers, why don't you go biatch and moan about Sarah mocking Christie's weight the way you did Time's cover?

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2013-11-13 03:02:12 PM
1 votes:

GameSprocket: lockers: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.

And I would totally bang Judi Dench. It would be like doing the queen! She could be yelling stuff out in that posh accent. "Oh ... rodger me! Rodger me quite thoroughly!!!!"



Just be sure you bring your A game.  You do not want to disappoint.

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2013-11-13 02:53:40 PM
1 votes:
"Who can forget Taft getting stuck in the bathtub. How can Christie expect to sanction Iran and hunt down the BENGHAZI! terraists if he can't get out of the tub?? And what if he loses Froggy? Do we a Taggert to stay by him all the time?"
2013-11-13 02:53:40 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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2013-11-13 02:38:34 PM
1 votes:

lockers: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.


And I would totally bang Judi Dench. It would be like doing the queen! She could be yelling stuff out in that posh accent. "Oh ... rodger me! Rodger me quite thoroughly!!!!"
2013-11-13 02:33:41 PM
1 votes:
In all fairness to Ms. Palin, you CAN see Chris Cristie from Alaska.
2013-11-13 02:31:04 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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I'm a dude with one of the worst senses of fashion imaginable. But even *I* can tell those shoes do not go with that outfit.
2013-11-13 02:30:10 PM
1 votes:

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances,

took back all the clothes they bought for her and her spawn and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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2013-11-13 02:28:05 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

I've admitted my standards are kind of squishy but that MILF thing she has going works for me. Much like a slight breeze.


The cheese is old and moldy.

Where is the bathroom?
2013-11-13 02:22:06 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.


I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

i.huffpost.com

After:

www.styleite.com
kab
2013-11-13 02:21:54 PM
1 votes:
Why is this woman's outlook on anything considered noteworthy?
2013-11-13 02:19:15 PM
1 votes:

InmanRoshi: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.

So Democrats picked Rush Limbaught to be the keynote speaker at the most high profile conservative conference in America?

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Yes...don't you know that all these "conservative" pundits became mega-rich because liberals are buying their shiat?

Oh, and liberals are behind the success of FOX "news," too.
2013-11-13 02:11:46 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


So Democrats picked Rush Limbaught to be the keynote speaker at the most high profile conservative conference in America?

i.huffpost.com
2013-11-13 02:10:56 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: I would've banged Palin in 2008 but not today. She looks old and sick now. Well, I mean I wouldn't bang a woman who looked like her but wasn't her. I would obviously bang the actual Palin today if I could record it, then sell the tape to Larry Flynt for 10 mil



I'd still bang her for funsies. But, there was a time when I absolutely hated how hot I thought she was.

I don't think she's hot anymore. She's doable, and even that's slipping.

I'd like to think all the hate and nastiness has taken it's toll on her looks in some sort of instant karma.  But, the reality is that you can practically see the estrogen oozing out of her and it's making her all hard and angular and leathery looking.The result is basically the same... Her outsides are starting to look like her inside. Now, she actually -looks- as pinched and shrill and unpleasant as she's always been.

In fact, if she weren't so vile, and had a little more warmth to her personality, the aging might not have so pronounced an effect.  For instance, you know... if she could ever actually manage to smile pleasantly rather than sneer and smirk maliciously.
2013-11-13 02:02:33 PM
1 votes:
I don't think that Miss Anorexia should be commenting on another person's eating disorder.
2013-11-13 02:00:18 PM
1 votes:
www.dumpaday.com
2013-11-13 01:56:30 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

I'm not into the whole cougar thing

Ok, fair enough. You are in the minority then. Hell, I think Nancy Pelosi is a blithering bag of wind, but given the chance, I would be all over that (despite her being in her 60s or whatever)



I just threw up in my mouth a little
2013-11-13 01:52:44 PM
1 votes:

OR WE COULD JUST IGNORE HER

2013-11-13 01:50:39 PM
1 votes:

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?


If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.
2013-11-13 01:48:19 PM
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: This svelte, rugged conservative sylph has Chris Christie's engorged physiognomy quaking in its diabetic socks.


You can't spell syphilis without s-y-l-p-h.
2013-11-13 01:47:20 PM
1 votes:

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.
2013-11-13 01:43:27 PM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.



Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.
2013-11-13 01:41:33 PM
1 votes:

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


Very.  What did retarded people do to deserve that kind of insult?
2013-11-13 01:41:26 PM
1 votes:
Airhead, just sayin':

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2013-11-13 01:39:17 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


Now THAT is what I call low standards
2013-11-13 01:38:36 PM
1 votes:
www.examiner.com
2013-11-13 01:38:09 PM
1 votes:

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


It is inappropriate. She is not, in fact, retarded. She just completely lacks any self-awareness, honesty, shame or capacity for sustained rational thought. Those are completely different things. In fact, she's far worse than being "retarded", she's intentionally malicious and ignorant.
2013-11-13 01:35:12 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?


I care. And, depending on who is chosen as his running mate, I may care a whole lot more about Christie's health. See example:

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2013-11-13 01:27:02 PM
1 votes:
All it takes is a brain, Sarah:

'That's because it's been extreme. OK? So it's hard to - it's hard for some people not to comment on it. It doesn't mean that you should, but some people are going to see it as an easy target and go for the low-hanging fruit. Personally, I don't let someone's weight affect how I feel about their ability to lead.'

There, she could have segued straight into how disqualified Christie was, and why, and the quote wouldn't have come back to bite her in the ass, except if it had been taken out of contesxt.

Of course, Palin not only isn't this smart, she also has no actual skill in political discourse, nor does she have a filter.

Thank God, or we'd be stuck with her.
2013-11-13 01:25:48 PM
1 votes:
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2013-11-13 01:24:40 PM
1 votes:
Once again amazed by her towering intellect.
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2013-11-13 01:24:30 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Palin seemed to magically lose the baby weight that she never really gained in the first place when she had Trig.


It's not magic when you are pretending to cover up for your slutty daughter.
2013-11-13 01:24:20 PM
1 votes:
 "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"

Much like Sarah's intellect.
2013-11-13 01:22:48 PM
1 votes:
Let me guess : she's running for attention whore again.
2013-11-13 01:21:53 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

Whoa, the President is BLACK?!?


No, he was black. Read more closely.
2013-11-13 01:21:09 PM
1 votes:
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2013-11-13 01:19:56 PM
1 votes:
Palin seemed to magically lose the baby weight that she never really gained in the first place when she had Trig.
2013-11-13 01:16:39 PM
1 votes:
Something something deal with your own bbw daughter before criticizing the weight of others something something
2013-11-13 01:07:23 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


Whoa, the President is BLACK?!?
2013-11-13 12:57:39 PM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?


The American Heart Association, and the American Diabetes Association.
2013-11-13 12:51:20 PM
1 votes:

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?
2013-11-13 12:47:23 PM
1 votes:
God DAMN you, John McCain
2013-11-13 12:41:55 PM
1 votes:

Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?


Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.
2013-11-13 12:07:56 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!


Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.
2013-11-13 11:55:39 AM
1 votes:
You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?
2013-11-13 11:50:13 AM
1 votes:
Really? Fat Jokes? Glad we're taking this whole President of the United States thing seriously. It would be pretty messed up if we approached the whole thing like children.
 
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