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(The Atlantic Wire)   The Sarah Palin, biggest lightweight in the 2016 GOP presidential field criticizes Chris Christie, the heavyweight in the field saying his weight is "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 254
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2013-11-13 02:02:47 PM

machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


Sure, cram a ball gag into her craw, and you might have a point.
 
2013-11-13 02:04:24 PM

d23: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

Then there is Casandra Peterson, that still looks good for ANY age.

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Wow... I know a lot of it's makeup, but Elvira STILL rocks!
 
2013-11-13 02:05:25 PM

machoprogrammer: Mikey1969: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...

Studman69, is that you?


Do you have any attention seeking mechanisms that are interesting?
 
2013-11-13 02:05:29 PM

Graffito: I don't think that Miss Anorexia should be commenting on another person's eating disorder.


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2013-11-13 02:06:09 PM

Tigger: machoprogrammer: Mikey1969: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...

Studman69, is that you?

Do you have any attention seeking mechanisms that are interesting?


I think saying he would fark Pelosi is interesting. She looks like an old shoe.
 
2013-11-13 02:08:01 PM

Voiceofreason01: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.


That really is looking on the bright side.
 
2013-11-13 02:08:30 PM
Christie is the first American politician to actually resemble the majority of Americans in a long time, which is more than the republican party has had going for a candidate for President in a long time (not since a majority of Americans supposedly wanted to get hammered with GW). The Tea Derpers really do have something to fear if Christie gets some people rolling behind him...

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2013-11-13 02:08:45 PM
I think lap band was a bad move for Christie, politically.

His size distracts people from the fact that he has no idea what he's doing in the governor's mansion.
 
2013-11-13 02:09:05 PM

DeaH: Voiceofreason01: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.

That really is looking on the bright side.


It takes 12 hours to rotate around Christie and get to the bright side
 
2013-11-13 02:10:06 PM
Christie is fat, and I don't care.  I don't know anything about any of his positions vis-a-vis national politics, so I can only form a negative opinion of him for being republican.  That's fine too.   But Palin is a damned moron.  Who profits off of being a moron.   From even stupider morons.
 
2013-11-13 02:10:33 PM
So now lipstick is commenting on the pig?
 
2013-11-13 02:10:56 PM

you are a puppet: I would've banged Palin in 2008 but not today. She looks old and sick now. Well, I mean I wouldn't bang a woman who looked like her but wasn't her. I would obviously bang the actual Palin today if I could record it, then sell the tape to Larry Flynt for 10 mil



I'd still bang her for funsies. But, there was a time when I absolutely hated how hot I thought she was.

I don't think she's hot anymore. She's doable, and even that's slipping.

I'd like to think all the hate and nastiness has taken it's toll on her looks in some sort of instant karma.  But, the reality is that you can practically see the estrogen oozing out of her and it's making her all hard and angular and leathery looking.The result is basically the same... Her outsides are starting to look like her inside. Now, she actually -looks- as pinched and shrill and unpleasant as she's always been.

In fact, if she weren't so vile, and had a little more warmth to her personality, the aging might not have so pronounced an effect.  For instance, you know... if she could ever actually manage to smile pleasantly rather than sneer and smirk maliciously.
 
2013-11-13 02:11:05 PM

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?


It's fear.  Libs are terrified of her political acumen, incisive wit, and devastating intellect...we just can't compete with such a towering figure, so we mock.  We mock because we fear.
 
2013-11-13 02:11:46 PM

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


So Democrats picked Rush Limbaught to be the keynote speaker at the most high profile conservative conference in America?

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-11-13 02:11:56 PM

machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


Nope. I love old broads, being an old codger myself, but that woman is simply trashy. There is nothing even remotely attractive about that skank.

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!"


Wrong. I would bang Dana Perino like a screen door in a hurricane.

machoprogrammer: Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?


You know what? You're right. That was a colossal failure and it's perfectly fair to rub the noses of people like myself, people who actually supported the guy, in that stinky mess. Enjoy - you don't get this opportunity nearly as often as the Democrats do.
 
2013-11-13 02:13:38 PM

Magorn: un4gvn666: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?

speaking only for myself, I tried conventional diets and daily exercise and got nowhere.  Low carb (keeping your non-fiber carbs under 45 a day) worked like gangbusters.  The Key for me was that it did not feel like deprivation, but rather permission to eat.   You can have all the protein you want AND all the fat (it literally just passes through unused when you are in Ketosis).  What I discovered is that hunger has two sides, on physical, which quickly went away since the physical hunger signal happens when you go from a high blood sugar to a low one.   IF your blood sugar is low and Stays low it doesn't kick in.    The other side is a mental one.   If I know I can eat whenever I want I don't get hungry much,  but if I know I am limited in what I can eat, my brain decides it really hungry RIGHT NOW and has to eat (yes I am farked up in the head).

On the low carb diet I always knew IF i wanted it< I could pretty much grab a handful of nuts, or a piece of cheese, or a schmear of peanut butter on a fiber biscuit, wherever I wanted to.  As a Result I rarely did, it was enough to know I COULD.

Result, with only limited exercise (Less than the daily routine pre-low carb because of huge time crunches) I dropped 80lbs in in 3 month and 100 in 5 (Christmas and new Years stalled me a bit)


I did it with the 4 Hour Body diet (another varient of the low carb program).  It worked for me for a number of reasons (no portion control, lots of BBQ, and I like eggs) but the biggest was while you had to be a nazi about what you eat six days a week, Saturday is eat-ANYTHING-YOU-WANT-day.  A massive boost to my mental health.

However, hands down, anyone who has successfully lost weight and kept it off will tell you that you don't "need a diet," you NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DIET.  In other words, if you think of a diet as a temporary change in your eating habits, then you will simply put all the weight you lost back on whent you end your temporary changes.  Real, lasting weight loss occurs when you change what you eat long-term.
 
2013-11-13 02:14:41 PM
She looks kinda tired, don't you think?

/why hasn't this worked yet?
//and why hasn't she been killed by Daleks by now?
 
2013-11-13 02:15:17 PM

d23: machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

You know... maybe if she would agree to not talk I'd have a go.  Otherwise I'd be flaccid at the very first dunderheaded word.


Palin wearing a ball-gag with duct tape would have to be mandatory.
 
2013-11-13 02:17:26 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously

It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

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i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 02:17:30 PM

Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?


The same ones who vote for the rich from their trailers?

The same ones who vote for sex-control laws while re-electing cheaters and perverts?

The same ones who rant from their Christian pulpits that the poor and sick deserve to suffer?
 
2013-11-13 02:18:49 PM

BMulligan: machoprogrammer: Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?

You know what? You're right. That was a colossal failure and it's perfectly fair to rub the noses of people like myself, people who actually supported the guy, in that stinky mess. Enjoy - you don't get this opportunity nearly as often as the Democrats do.


Who said I was Republican? I vote Democrat more than Republican...

CPennypacker:
I think saying he would fark Pelosi is interesting. She looks like an old shoe.

I find power sexy and dig cougars. What can I say? I find the guy who doesn't find Palin hot interesting...

Tigger: Do you have any attention seeking mechanisms that are interesting?


I don't quite get what you are getting at, but sure... Since you have been around since 2001 you surely know the whole studman69 meme, but if you are going to be a dick because I find Palin hot, alrighty.
 
2013-11-13 02:19:15 PM

InmanRoshi: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.

So Democrats picked Rush Limbaught to be the keynote speaker at the most high profile conservative conference in America?

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Yes...don't you know that all these "conservative" pundits became mega-rich because liberals are buying their shiat?

Oh, and liberals are behind the success of FOX "news," too.
 
kab
2013-11-13 02:21:54 PM
Why is this woman's outlook on anything considered noteworthy?
 
2013-11-13 02:22:06 PM

Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.


I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

www.styleite.com
 
2013-11-13 02:24:24 PM

Maud Dib: JusticeandIndependence: Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously

It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

[l3.yimg.com image 850x1073]

[i865.photobucket.com image 480x640]


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 02:24:38 PM

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


Barack Obama was elected so I'm not sure what your point is here.
 
2013-11-13 02:25:02 PM
Going to chime in on the "Sarah Palin is a farking moron, but she has a point here" group.

Sarah-Bearuh, aka Tundra Barbie, is one dumb son of a biatch.  But the fact is, it'd honestly be pretty embarrassing for a superfatty like Chris Christie to be president in this day and age.  Americans already get enough fat jokes as it is, despite the fact there are numerous other first world countries with nearly identical obesity rates as us.  And it's certainly not healthy for someone to weigh that much, so there is that to consider.
 
2013-11-13 02:26:12 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

I've admitted my standards are kind of squishy but that MILF thing she has going works for me. Much like a slight breeze.
 
2013-11-13 02:28:05 PM

Cletus C.: Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[img.fark.net image 342x480]

That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

I've admitted my standards are kind of squishy but that MILF thing she has going works for me. Much like a slight breeze.


The cheese is old and moldy.

Where is the bathroom?
 
2013-11-13 02:28:34 PM

kab: Why is this woman's outlook on anything considered noteworthy?


Noteworthy, no. Humor, yes.
//same reason they ask Newt to comment on the adultery of others, the LULZ
 
2013-11-13 02:30:10 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances,

took back all the clothes they bought for her and her spawn and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]
 
2013-11-13 02:30:51 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


Lipstick on a mutt.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:04 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


I'm a dude with one of the worst senses of fashion imaginable. But even *I* can tell those shoes do not go with that outfit.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:06 PM
The headline gave me a headache.  Since no one else has commented on it, I guess it's just me.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:29 PM

Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.


And affordable. Only $75, and she'll autograph the condom.
 
2013-11-13 02:33:21 PM

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


She really puts the "coont" in 'country'...
 
2013-11-13 02:33:41 PM
In all fairness to Ms. Palin, you CAN see Chris Cristie from Alaska.
 
2013-11-13 02:34:53 PM

Maud Dib: JusticeandIndependence: Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously

It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

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[i865.photobucket.com image 480x640]


Dear god even the poster for that movie pisses me off. Calling her "The Undefeated" after she quit her governorship and lost a presidential election.
 
2013-11-13 02:36:57 PM
Republicans are so fixated on looks, it's a wonder they even allowed Christie to run for governor.
 
2013-11-13 02:37:56 PM

BMulligan: machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

Nope. I love old broads, being an old codger myself, but that woman is simply trashy. There is nothing even remotely attractive about that skank.

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!"

Wrong. I would bang Dana Perino like a screen door in a hurricane.


These.
 
2013-11-13 02:38:34 PM

lockers: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.


And I would totally bang Judi Dench. It would be like doing the queen! She could be yelling stuff out in that posh accent. "Oh ... rodger me! Rodger me quite thoroughly!!!!"
 
2013-11-13 02:40:19 PM
To be fair, Christie is a big fat sack of shiat ..
 
2013-11-13 02:40:25 PM

carrion_luggage: In all fairness to Ms. Palin, you CAN see Chris Cristie from Alaska Alpha Centauri.


FTFY.
 
2013-11-13 02:44:06 PM
- Chris Christie is SOO fat...
- How fat is he?
- So fat that it's hard to...it's hard for some people not to comment on it!

/ba-dum tschh
 
2013-11-13 02:45:09 PM

vernonFL: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

Whoa, the President is BLACK?!?


No, she said the president was NEAR.
 
2013-11-13 02:45:39 PM
Much like her ignorance and stupidity is so vast we still can't help but talk about it.
 
2013-11-13 02:47:06 PM
Chris Christie, which food you eat?

ALL OF THEM
 
2013-11-13 02:47:21 PM
Says the only politician to have had porn parodies made of her.
 
2013-11-13 02:48:11 PM
Alright I'll post it.

img23.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-13 02:51:09 PM

WippitGuud: Says the only politician to have had porn parodies made of her.


You never saw "Whose Dick's In Nixon?"

/NTTAWWT
 
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