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(The Atlantic Wire)   The Sarah Palin, biggest lightweight in the 2016 GOP presidential field criticizes Chris Christie, the heavyweight in the field saying his weight is "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"   (theatlanticwire.com ) divider line
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2013-11-13 11:50:13 AM  
Really? Fat Jokes? Glad we're taking this whole President of the United States thing seriously. It would be pretty messed up if we approached the whole thing like children.
 
2013-11-13 11:55:39 AM  
You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?
 
2013-11-13 11:56:13 AM  
But comments about her appearance were sexist.
 
2013-11-13 11:57:11 AM  
Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!
 
2013-11-13 12:07:55 PM  
This svelte, rugged conservative sylph has Chris Christie's engorged physiognomy quaking in its diabetic socks.
 
2013-11-13 12:07:56 PM  

Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!


Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.
 
2013-11-13 12:15:23 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?


Only to the most insipid of troglodytes.
 
2013-11-13 12:17:08 PM  
It's mindblowing to me that people still give a shiat what she says. I could be mis-remembering, but most of the criticism of Palin wasn't about her appearance, it was because of her perceived lack of intelligence.  And that wasn't because of her gender, it was because she said really stupid shiat.

Beyond that, there's a line of logic that doesn't always pan out.  Does being fat work against Chris Christie?  To some degree, probably.  Will it actually prevent a significant number of people from voting for him?  I doubt it.  It certainly didn't in NJ.
 
2013-11-13 12:23:46 PM  
The more of the idiots that are attacking Christie, the better he looks as a candidate.

I know they are too stupid to try the reverse psychology card.
 
2013-11-13 12:29:13 PM  
Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.
 
2013-11-13 12:38:13 PM  
So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?
 
2013-11-13 12:39:45 PM  
I think we can agree that the Fark community are generally immature and irreverent and raising the issue of Christie's weight is something that does not appear to come up in too many threads anymore.  Or at least, much less frequently than it did before.
 
2013-11-13 12:41:55 PM  

Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?


Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.
 
2013-11-13 12:46:52 PM  

FloydA: Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.


In fairness, conservative and religious scientists estimate that our current "conservative Republicans" are only one hundredth as conservative as necessary to achieve true enlightenment.  Criticizing Republicans for being too conservative--no matter how "conservative" they may be--is the only way for Republicans to make progress.  For that, I commend Sarah.  She's a regular Jane six-pack.  Wow.  Her feet smell so good.
 
2013-11-13 12:47:23 PM  
God DAMN you, John McCain
 
2013-11-13 12:51:20 PM  

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?
 
2013-11-13 12:57:39 PM  

nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?


The American Heart Association, and the American Diabetes Association.
 
2013-11-13 01:00:02 PM  
What's next for this harpy?  Criticizing the Pope for being too liberal??

oh, wait...
 
2013-11-13 01:02:37 PM  
Christie will laugh it off. Fat people tend to be quite jolly.
 
2013-11-13 01:03:40 PM  

FloydA: The American Heart Association, and the American Diabetes Association.


Well, yes, but not as it pertains to his eligibility to hold office.
 
2013-11-13 01:05:09 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Really? Fat Jokes? Glad we're taking this whole President of the United States thing seriously. It would be pretty messed up if we approached the whole thing like children.


Like running candidates who don't believe in evolution?
Like running candidates who are doing it to sell books to launder PAC money into their own bank account?
Like running candidates who literally can't string together a sentence?

That sort of approaching it like children?
 
2013-11-13 01:07:23 PM  

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


Whoa, the President is BLACK?!?
 
2013-11-13 01:07:36 PM  
Well, like most Republicans, appearance is the most important thing for her, not issues or facts.
 
2013-11-13 01:10:28 PM  

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


except Christie could do a six month Atkins-type diet and emerge 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly, Obama didn;t really have that option
 
2013-11-13 01:15:28 PM  
This is the woman that brought cookies to school kids after Michelle Obama said they should be getting more exercise.

Also,

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-11-13 01:16:10 PM  
Palin could recommend Christie her meth dealer.
 
2013-11-13 01:16:39 PM  
Something something deal with your own bbw daughter before criticizing the weight of others something something
 
2013-11-13 01:17:56 PM  
Well, she is right about that. There's fat and then there's really farking fat.
 
2013-11-13 01:18:10 PM  

Mike_LowELL: FloydA: Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.

In fairness, conservative and religious scientists estimate that our current "conservative Republicans" are only one hundredth as conservative as necessary to achieve true enlightenment.  Criticizing Republicans for being too conservative--no matter how "conservative" they may be--is the only way for Republicans to make progress.  For that, I commend Sarah.  She's a regular Jane six-pack.  Wow.  Her feet smell so good.


That's not her feet, mike.
 
2013-11-13 01:19:56 PM  
Palin seemed to magically lose the baby weight that she never really gained in the first place when she had Trig.
 
2013-11-13 01:21:06 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Really? Fat Jokes? Glad we're taking this whole President of the United States thing seriously. It would be pretty messed up if we approached the whole thing like children.


I'm pretty sure after the voodoo witch doctor mock-ups we're WELL beyond that point.

/from jr. high to elementary school?
 
2013-11-13 01:21:09 PM  
www.punditmom.com
 
2013-11-13 01:21:14 PM  
Sarah Palin is anorexic. Rate she's going, she gon' die. OTOH you can now clearly see the outlines of her bolt ons even through two shirts.

img.wonkette.com
 
2013-11-13 01:21:30 PM  
well, when Christy sits around the House of Representative, he really sits around the House of Representatives!
 
2013-11-13 01:21:53 PM  

vernonFL: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

Whoa, the President is BLACK?!?


No, he was black. Read more closely.
 
2013-11-13 01:22:07 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

 
2013-11-13 01:22:25 PM  

Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,


Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?
 
2013-11-13 01:22:35 PM  
I really do hope that people will fast wake up and see Christie is NOT the "moderate" that the mass media pushers are trying to portray him to be. He's every much as vile and as cruel as any other republican today. He only gets a pass because of his photo op with Obama (most likely his shrewd plan to monkeywrench Romney so that Christie can make a run for POTUS in 2016) and that he doesn't make bonehead rapey comments.

Just do a You Tube search of all the people he's screamed at and tried to bully simply for not having the same opinion he has. The guy is a big fat thug.
 
2013-11-13 01:22:48 PM  
Let me guess : she's running for attention whore again.
 
2013-11-13 01:24:17 PM  

missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.


France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
 
2013-11-13 01:24:20 PM  
 "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"

Much like Sarah's intellect.
 
2013-11-13 01:24:30 PM  

vernonFL: Palin seemed to magically lose the baby weight that she never really gained in the first place when she had Trig.


It's not magic when you are pretending to cover up for your slutty daughter.
 
2013-11-13 01:24:31 PM  

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


He's not 100% black. I've seen him dance.
 
2013-11-13 01:24:40 PM  
Once again amazed by her towering intellect.
imageshack.us
 
2013-11-13 01:24:59 PM  
So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously
 
2013-11-13 01:25:30 PM  

nmrsnr: FloydA: The American Heart Association, and the American Diabetes Association.

Well, yes, but not as it pertains to his eligibility to hold office.


It's not about eligibility, it's about ability.  Questioning the health of a POTUS candidate is absolutely on the table.  That's the difference that Palin was too stupid to point out.  Saying Christie is fat is a relevant health question.  Saying Hillary wears stupid clothes has nothing to do with anything related to eligibility or ability.
 
2013-11-13 01:25:48 PM  
www.rawstory.com
 
2013-11-13 01:27:02 PM  
All it takes is a brain, Sarah:

'That's because it's been extreme. OK? So it's hard to - it's hard for some people not to comment on it. It doesn't mean that you should, but some people are going to see it as an easy target and go for the low-hanging fruit. Personally, I don't let someone's weight affect how I feel about their ability to lead.'

There, she could have segued straight into how disqualified Christie was, and why, and the quote wouldn't have come back to bite her in the ass, except if it had been taken out of contesxt.

Of course, Palin not only isn't this smart, she also has no actual skill in political discourse, nor does she have a filter.

Thank God, or we'd be stuck with her.
 
2013-11-13 01:27:35 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president
 
2013-11-13 01:28:43 PM  
Palin says it's hard to look at Christie and not comment on his weight.

Meanwhile, it's hard to listen to Palin and not comment on how pants-on-head she is.
 
2013-11-13 01:28:45 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 01:28:50 PM  
lol at that gif. Her shoulder is bobbing like she's doing the bankhead bounce

www.theatlanticwire.com

Bounce shawty bounce
 
2013-11-13 01:29:22 PM  

Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously


It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

l3.yimg.com
 
2013-11-13 01:30:15 PM  

willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic. Rate she's going, she gon' die. OTOH you can now clearly see the outlines of her bolt ons even through two shirts.

[img.wonkette.com image 716x1024]


GIven that Steve Schmidt was the source for much of the movie "Game Change" I thought it pretty interesting that there was a scene where that was strongly suggested.  She was apparently doing some sort of extreme Low carb diet during debate prep and her Blood sugars got so low she was becoming confused and Schmidt had to basically force her to eat something.
 
2013-11-13 01:30:32 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?
 
2013-11-13 01:30:50 PM  

red5ish: Once again amazed by her towering intellect.
[imageshack.us image 460x276]


~*~starbursts!~*~
 
2013-11-13 01:30:51 PM  
Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.
 
2013-11-13 01:31:08 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


Yeah but she keeps finding her way back home.
 
2013-11-13 01:31:28 PM  
Christie lives kind of close to my aunt and uncle.  They bumped into him at a local ice cream shop in Bernardsville, NJ.  While his weight is obvious, they were surprised at how short he was, also.
 
2013-11-13 01:31:52 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


I did, too.  Wasn't as easy as waiving a magic wand, but easy enough that I'm kicking myself for basically wasting my 20s as a fat dude.
 
2013-11-13 01:32:59 PM  
She's just jealous he has bigger tits.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:19 PM  

grokca: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

Yeah but she keeps finding her way back home.


See, the way to do it is making the 100lb, 150lb first. Bricks work really well.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:29 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


Did you also lose all of your punctuation keys?
 
2013-11-13 01:33:55 PM  

un4gvn666: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?


When you're that overweight, it takes a LOT of calories to maintain that weight. Something just clicked where every time I wanted to eat something a part of my brain would remind me how sick I was of being fat. I'd say I want from 275 to maybe 210 is about 4 months and the rest came off in the next like 6 months.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:55 PM  

willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic. Rate she's going, she gon' die. OTOH you can now clearly see the outlines of her bolt ons even through two shirts.

[img.wonkette.com image 716x1024]


That is anorexic to you?
 
2013-11-13 01:34:44 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.
 
2013-11-13 01:35:05 PM  

Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!


Calling out Palin for being a dumb twit does not necessarily mean that you have to defend Christie, you'll be ok... :-)
 
2013-11-13 01:35:12 PM  

nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?


I care. And, depending on who is chosen as his running mate, I may care a whole lot more about Christie's health. See example:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-11-13 01:35:14 PM  
I totally understand -- it's just as difficult for me to NOT comment on her cellulite.

/decided to NOT post a pic
//you're welcome  :)
 
2013-11-13 01:35:39 PM  
www.scwwrestling.com

He's fat!
 
2013-11-13 01:35:39 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

Did you also lose all of your punctuation keys?


I left them at your mom's house
 
2013-11-13 01:35:57 PM  
President and later SCOTUS Chief Justice Taft was obviously too fat to hold either of those offices. That's just liberal history.

2013hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-11-13 01:36:25 PM  
She's really upset he wouldn't pose in a Santa suit holding Baby Jesus for the cover of her new book.
 
2013-11-13 01:36:59 PM  

Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!


Cheap and kinda sleazy?
 
2013-11-13 01:37:03 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


He's too young to be giving excuses for his mother's behavior.
 
2013-11-13 01:37:26 PM  
On the other hand, a lot more kids would pass the Presidential Fitness Tests.  And won't that be good for their self esteem?
 
2013-11-13 01:37:28 PM  

willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic.


Nah.  Coke head.
 
2013-11-13 01:38:09 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


It is inappropriate. She is not, in fact, retarded. She just completely lacks any self-awareness, honesty, shame or capacity for sustained rational thought. Those are completely different things. In fact, she's far worse than being "retarded", she's intentionally malicious and ignorant.
 
2013-11-13 01:38:23 PM  
Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.
 
2013-11-13 01:38:25 PM  

grokca: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Cheap and kinda sleazy?


Or in another word; good?
 
2013-11-13 01:38:36 PM  
www.examiner.com
 
2013-11-13 01:39:17 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


Now THAT is what I call low standards
 
2013-11-13 01:40:23 PM  
I look forward to hearing every brain fart this bimbo has.

She can't help herself, she has the self control of a 3 year old.
 
2013-11-13 01:40:27 PM  
graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2013-11-13 01:40:34 PM  
A voting bloc confined to hoverround due to their weight might not vote for a fat guy?

The mind boggles.
 
2013-11-13 01:40:46 PM  

fenianfark: President and later SCOTUS Chief Justice Taft was obviously too fat to hold either of those offices. That's just liberal history.

[2013hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com image 300x420]


As you can see, he's got his fat person dialing wand with him. Christie should be able to hit the nukes button so long as he's got his as well.
 
2013-11-13 01:40:48 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.
 
2013-11-13 01:41:26 PM  
Airhead, just sayin':

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-11-13 01:41:33 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


Very.  What did retarded people do to deserve that kind of insult?
 
2013-11-13 01:41:37 PM  
blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2013-11-13 01:42:03 PM  

fenianfark: President and later SCOTUS Chief Justice Taft was obviously too fat to hold either of those offices. That's just liberal history.

[2013hoaxblog.s3.amazonaws.com image 300x420]


Yea, right. Perfect example to hold up. The guy with a recorded history of falling asleep in the middle of conversations because his obesity led to severely disruptive sleep apnea.
 
2013-11-13 01:43:07 PM  
Talking about image....she still wears those glasses to look smart I guess. You can see they are non-prescription glasses, no image distortion thru them whatsoever in every close-up picture I've seen of her. I wonder when she started wearing those and why, but that was before she was even known at national level.
 
2013-11-13 01:43:27 PM  

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.



Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:11 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


I did.  Was super easy...just signed the divorce papers and filed them with the court.

/I'll be here all week.
//Don't forget to tip the veal and try your server.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:15 PM  

FloydA: willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic.

Nah.  Coke head.


Pretty sure it's meth.  It boomed in the Wasilla area while she was mayor.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:31 PM  
It's OK everyone!! Sarah made sure to mention that you just have to "thicken your skin" and learn to live with the insults before that. She was just demonstrating an example of "thick skin"... Really, REALLY thick skin.
 
2013-11-13 01:45:18 PM  

FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.


I know a lot of really stupid Republicans, and none of them have taken her seriously since November of 2008
 
2013-11-13 01:45:26 PM  

FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.


Somewhere, in some babe's bed, John Edwards is enjoying a good laugh.
 
2013-11-13 01:45:28 PM  
cdn.theatlanticwire.com
 
2013-11-13 01:45:42 PM  
Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?
 
2013-11-13 01:47:06 PM  

WI241TH: FloydA: willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic.

Nah.  Coke head.

Pretty sure it's meth.  It boomed in the Wasilla area while she was mayor.


Hmmm....maybe she's just in the business of sheeple exploitation so she can repave her teeth every six months. Never thought of that.
 
2013-11-13 01:47:12 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-13 01:47:20 PM  

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.
 
2013-11-13 01:48:19 PM  

sigdiamond2000: This svelte, rugged conservative sylph has Chris Christie's engorged physiognomy quaking in its diabetic socks.


You can't spell syphilis without s-y-l-p-h.
 
2013-11-13 01:48:37 PM  

FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.


Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.
 
2013-11-13 01:48:46 PM  

physt: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


who farted y'all?
 
2013-11-13 01:48:52 PM  

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards



i255.photobucket.com

Is that you?
 
2013-11-13 01:49:20 PM  

Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.


Are you drunk right now then?
 
2013-11-13 01:49:29 PM  

Teufelaffe: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.


Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?
 
2013-11-13 01:50:16 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


Yup.  (and 50more  lbs a decade later) And I did  it exactly that way in almost exactly that time period too. Moreover I was about Christie's size when I started. I'm 3 in  taller than him, but I was about 370, and My eye tells me Christie is 350-360.

That's actually why I think Low carb would work so well for him, most people on the very large side seem to have common metabolic features that make low carb diets works exceptionally well for them.
 
2013-11-13 01:50:39 PM  

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?


If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.
 
2013-11-13 01:51:19 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?


If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah
 
2013-11-13 01:51:26 PM  

Teufelaffe: Yes, but she was nominated in the past. As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.


Do you honestly think we are giving her money? Maybe your on to something. Maybe sarah is a manchurian false flag operation by us liberals to paint the tea party as a ridiculous caricature. Intervesting...
 
2013-11-13 01:51:30 PM  
God knows America has never had an overweight president. William Taft says what?
 
2013-11-13 01:52:44 PM  

OR WE COULD JUST IGNORE HER

 
2013-11-13 01:52:55 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


I'm not into the whole cougar thing
 
2013-11-13 01:53:21 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


Congrats to you and everyone else who has done it, especially if you've done it without surgery. Seriously. I am impressed.

I've done it (110 pounds lost and apparently gone for good since it's been 3 years), but I did have gastric bypass. Bring on the flames; I'm used to it. I just wouldn't call losing 100 pounds easy, even with surgery.
 
2013-11-13 01:53:21 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


It's not about being hot, it's because she's crazy.  Everyone on Fark.com knows you don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-11-13 01:53:34 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's really upset he wouldn't pose in a Santa suit holding Baby Jesus for the cover of her new book.


He was fine with it until they asked him to climb up on the dinosaur...
 
2013-11-13 01:53:38 PM  

machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


You know... maybe if she would agree to not talk I'd have a go.  Otherwise I'd be flaccid at the very first dunderheaded word.
 
2013-11-13 01:53:50 PM  

BMulligan: Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?


Well she is The One, after all

/surprised that "Our Sarah" didn't really take off
 
2013-11-13 01:53:55 PM  

CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?

If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah


I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!" online, but if given the chance, you would be buried so deep in there whoever could pull you off would be crowned King of England
 
2013-11-13 01:55:01 PM  
www.rottenecards.com
 
2013-11-13 01:55:26 PM  

CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

I'm not into the whole cougar thing


Ok, fair enough. You are in the minority then. Hell, I think Nancy Pelosi is a blithering bag of wind, but given the chance, I would be all over that (despite her being in her 60s or whatever)
 
2013-11-13 01:55:27 PM  
Regardless of Sarah's looks her voice would be enough to make a sane man's penis turtle so deep a team of spelunkers would be lost forever
 
2013-11-13 01:55:50 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?

If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah

I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!" online, but if given the chance, you would be buried so deep in there whoever could pull you off would be crowned King of England


No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.
 
2013-11-13 01:56:30 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

I'm not into the whole cougar thing

Ok, fair enough. You are in the minority then. Hell, I think Nancy Pelosi is a blithering bag of wind, but given the chance, I would be all over that (despite her being in her 60s or whatever)



I just threw up in my mouth a little
 
2013-11-13 01:56:31 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...
 
2013-11-13 01:56:50 PM  

BMulligan: Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?


It caused me to read TFH in Billy Mays's voice.
 
2013-11-13 01:57:01 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


Of course you shouldn't be calling her retard.  He's much too young and, well, retarded to be talking on the phone.
newsbusters.org
 
2013-11-13 01:57:09 PM  

CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.


Then there is Casandra Peterson, that still looks good for ANY age.

art8amby.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-13 01:57:38 PM  
"so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"

Just like Palin's lack of intelligence.
 
2013-11-13 01:58:22 PM  

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, all the people holding "Go Sarah!" pics across the entire internets are obviously Democrats.
 
2013-11-13 01:58:24 PM  

machoprogrammer: Almost no one takes her seriously


According to a filing Friday with the Federal Election Commission, Palin's SarahPAC raised more than $750,000 from April through June 2013.

Almost no one sure likes to send her an awful lot of money.  Why do you suppose so many people send so much money to a person that no one takes seriously?
 
2013-11-13 01:59:09 PM  

missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.


Oh, if we're going there, then I'll see your France and raise you Quebec.
 
2013-11-13 01:59:21 PM  
I would've banged Palin in 2008 but not today. She looks old and sick now. Well, I mean I wouldn't bang a woman who looked like her but wasn't her. I would obviously bang the actual Palin today if I could record it, then sell the tape to Larry Flynt for 10 mil
 
2013-11-13 02:00:03 PM  
Does this mean that taunting the tard baby is back on the table?
 
2013-11-13 02:00:06 PM  

machoprogrammer: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

I know a lot of really stupid Republicans, and none of them have taken her seriously since November of 2008


If by outrage you mean mocking her relentlessly then that's correct. That would qualify as being taken seriously however.

It's not Democrats who are inviting and paying her to speak at events and making those bulk book sales.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:14 PM  

un4gvn666: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?


speaking only for myself, I tried conventional diets and daily exercise and got nowhere.  Low carb (keeping your non-fiber carbs under 45 a day) worked like gangbusters.  The Key for me was that it did not feel like deprivation, but rather permission to eat.   You can have all the protein you want AND all the fat (it literally just passes through unused when you are in Ketosis).  What I discovered is that hunger has two sides, on physical, which quickly went away since the physical hunger signal happens when you go from a high blood sugar to a low one.   IF your blood sugar is low and Stays low it doesn't kick in.    The other side is a mental one.   If I know I can eat whenever I want I don't get hungry much,  but if I know I am limited in what I can eat, my brain decides it really hungry RIGHT NOW and has to eat (yes I am farked up in the head).

On the low carb diet I always knew IF i wanted it< I could pretty much grab a handful of nuts, or a piece of cheese, or a schmear of peanut butter on a fiber biscuit, wherever I wanted to.  As a Result I rarely did, it was enough to know I COULD.

Result, with only limited exercise (Less than the daily routine pre-low carb because of huge time crunches) I dropped 80lbs in in 3 month and 100 in 5 (Christmas and new Years stalled me a bit)
 
2013-11-13 02:00:18 PM  
www.dumpaday.com
 
2013-11-13 02:00:25 PM  

Mikey1969: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...


Studman69, is that you?
 
2013-11-13 02:00:46 PM  
Well.. it reminds me of the description of Newt Gingrich being what a dumb person thinks a smart person sounds like.

We have a whole wide section of the population that can't judge anything.  Anyone, for instance, that thinks Fox News is "fair and balanced" has a judgement problem and can't tell propaganda from information.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:49 PM  

physt: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


She needs a 'Who Farted?' hat...
 
2013-11-13 02:00:56 PM  
Her looks have crashed like a meteorite over the last 5 years. There was a time I would have done things to her that would have been classified as crimes against humanity. Not anymore.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:58 PM  

BMulligan: Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?


I thought it was pretty appropriate for a Sarah Palin thread.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:01 PM  

CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.


You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:04 PM  

FloydA: Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?

Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.



Palin is hoping that Christie sends some money her way to shut her up.  Grifters gotta grift.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:13 PM  

technicolor-misfit: Does this mean that taunting the tard baby is back on the table?


Not for anyone that isn't a total asshole. Leave the kid out of it.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:35 PM  

CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?

If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah

I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!" online, but if given the chance, you would be buried so deep in there whoever could pull you off would be crowned King of England

No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.


But Helen Mirren? Oh, yeah.
 
2013-11-13 02:02:33 PM  
I don't think that Miss Anorexia should be commenting on another person's eating disorder.
 
2013-11-13 02:02:47 PM  

machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


Sure, cram a ball gag into her craw, and you might have a point.
 
2013-11-13 02:04:24 PM  

d23: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

Then there is Casandra Peterson, that still looks good for ANY age.

[art8amby.files.wordpress.com image 700x943]


Wow... I know a lot of it's makeup, but Elvira STILL rocks!
 
2013-11-13 02:05:25 PM  

machoprogrammer: Mikey1969: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...

Studman69, is that you?


Do you have any attention seeking mechanisms that are interesting?
 
2013-11-13 02:05:29 PM  

Graffito: I don't think that Miss Anorexia should be commenting on another person's eating disorder.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-11-13 02:06:09 PM  

Tigger: machoprogrammer: Mikey1969: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...

Studman69, is that you?

Do you have any attention seeking mechanisms that are interesting?


I think saying he would fark Pelosi is interesting. She looks like an old shoe.
 
2013-11-13 02:08:01 PM  

Voiceofreason01: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.


That really is looking on the bright side.
 
2013-11-13 02:08:30 PM  
Christie is the first American politician to actually resemble the majority of Americans in a long time, which is more than the republican party has had going for a candidate for President in a long time (not since a majority of Americans supposedly wanted to get hammered with GW). The Tea Derpers really do have something to fear if Christie gets some people rolling behind him...

i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 02:08:45 PM  
I think lap band was a bad move for Christie, politically.

His size distracts people from the fact that he has no idea what he's doing in the governor's mansion.
 
2013-11-13 02:09:05 PM  

DeaH: Voiceofreason01: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Say what you will about Chris Christie but at least he's no Sarah Palin.

That really is looking on the bright side.


It takes 12 hours to rotate around Christie and get to the bright side
 
2013-11-13 02:10:06 PM  
Christie is fat, and I don't care.  I don't know anything about any of his positions vis-a-vis national politics, so I can only form a negative opinion of him for being republican.  That's fine too.   But Palin is a damned moron.  Who profits off of being a moron.   From even stupider morons.
 
2013-11-13 02:10:33 PM  
So now lipstick is commenting on the pig?
 
2013-11-13 02:10:56 PM  

you are a puppet: I would've banged Palin in 2008 but not today. She looks old and sick now. Well, I mean I wouldn't bang a woman who looked like her but wasn't her. I would obviously bang the actual Palin today if I could record it, then sell the tape to Larry Flynt for 10 mil



I'd still bang her for funsies. But, there was a time when I absolutely hated how hot I thought she was.

I don't think she's hot anymore. She's doable, and even that's slipping.

I'd like to think all the hate and nastiness has taken it's toll on her looks in some sort of instant karma.  But, the reality is that you can practically see the estrogen oozing out of her and it's making her all hard and angular and leathery looking.The result is basically the same... Her outsides are starting to look like her inside. Now, she actually -looks- as pinched and shrill and unpleasant as she's always been.

In fact, if she weren't so vile, and had a little more warmth to her personality, the aging might not have so pronounced an effect.  For instance, you know... if she could ever actually manage to smile pleasantly rather than sneer and smirk maliciously.
 
2013-11-13 02:11:05 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?


It's fear.  Libs are terrified of her political acumen, incisive wit, and devastating intellect...we just can't compete with such a towering figure, so we mock.  We mock because we fear.
 
2013-11-13 02:11:46 PM  

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


So Democrats picked Rush Limbaught to be the keynote speaker at the most high profile conservative conference in America?

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-11-13 02:11:56 PM  

machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


Nope. I love old broads, being an old codger myself, but that woman is simply trashy. There is nothing even remotely attractive about that skank.

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!"


Wrong. I would bang Dana Perino like a screen door in a hurricane.

machoprogrammer: Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?


You know what? You're right. That was a colossal failure and it's perfectly fair to rub the noses of people like myself, people who actually supported the guy, in that stinky mess. Enjoy - you don't get this opportunity nearly as often as the Democrats do.
 
2013-11-13 02:13:38 PM  

Magorn: un4gvn666: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?

speaking only for myself, I tried conventional diets and daily exercise and got nowhere.  Low carb (keeping your non-fiber carbs under 45 a day) worked like gangbusters.  The Key for me was that it did not feel like deprivation, but rather permission to eat.   You can have all the protein you want AND all the fat (it literally just passes through unused when you are in Ketosis).  What I discovered is that hunger has two sides, on physical, which quickly went away since the physical hunger signal happens when you go from a high blood sugar to a low one.   IF your blood sugar is low and Stays low it doesn't kick in.    The other side is a mental one.   If I know I can eat whenever I want I don't get hungry much,  but if I know I am limited in what I can eat, my brain decides it really hungry RIGHT NOW and has to eat (yes I am farked up in the head).

On the low carb diet I always knew IF i wanted it< I could pretty much grab a handful of nuts, or a piece of cheese, or a schmear of peanut butter on a fiber biscuit, wherever I wanted to.  As a Result I rarely did, it was enough to know I COULD.

Result, with only limited exercise (Less than the daily routine pre-low carb because of huge time crunches) I dropped 80lbs in in 3 month and 100 in 5 (Christmas and new Years stalled me a bit)


I did it with the 4 Hour Body diet (another varient of the low carb program).  It worked for me for a number of reasons (no portion control, lots of BBQ, and I like eggs) but the biggest was while you had to be a nazi about what you eat six days a week, Saturday is eat-ANYTHING-YOU-WANT-day.  A massive boost to my mental health.

However, hands down, anyone who has successfully lost weight and kept it off will tell you that you don't "need a diet," you NEED TO CHANGE YOUR DIET.  In other words, if you think of a diet as a temporary change in your eating habits, then you will simply put all the weight you lost back on whent you end your temporary changes.  Real, lasting weight loss occurs when you change what you eat long-term.
 
2013-11-13 02:14:41 PM  
She looks kinda tired, don't you think?

/why hasn't this worked yet?
//and why hasn't she been killed by Daleks by now?
 
2013-11-13 02:15:17 PM  

d23: machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

You know... maybe if she would agree to not talk I'd have a go.  Otherwise I'd be flaccid at the very first dunderheaded word.


Palin wearing a ball-gag with duct tape would have to be mandatory.
 
2013-11-13 02:17:26 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously

It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

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2013-11-13 02:17:30 PM  

Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?


The same ones who vote for the rich from their trailers?

The same ones who vote for sex-control laws while re-electing cheaters and perverts?

The same ones who rant from their Christian pulpits that the poor and sick deserve to suffer?
 
2013-11-13 02:18:49 PM  

BMulligan: machoprogrammer: Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?

You know what? You're right. That was a colossal failure and it's perfectly fair to rub the noses of people like myself, people who actually supported the guy, in that stinky mess. Enjoy - you don't get this opportunity nearly as often as the Democrats do.


Who said I was Republican? I vote Democrat more than Republican...

CPennypacker:
I think saying he would fark Pelosi is interesting. She looks like an old shoe.

I find power sexy and dig cougars. What can I say? I find the guy who doesn't find Palin hot interesting...

Tigger: Do you have any attention seeking mechanisms that are interesting?


I don't quite get what you are getting at, but sure... Since you have been around since 2001 you surely know the whole studman69 meme, but if you are going to be a dick because I find Palin hot, alrighty.
 
2013-11-13 02:19:15 PM  

InmanRoshi: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.

So Democrats picked Rush Limbaught to be the keynote speaker at the most high profile conservative conference in America?

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Yes...don't you know that all these "conservative" pundits became mega-rich because liberals are buying their shiat?

Oh, and liberals are behind the success of FOX "news," too.
 
kab
2013-11-13 02:21:54 PM  
Why is this woman's outlook on anything considered noteworthy?
 
2013-11-13 02:22:06 PM  

Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.


I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

i.huffpost.com

After:

www.styleite.com
 
2013-11-13 02:24:24 PM  

Maud Dib: JusticeandIndependence: Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously

It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

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2013-11-13 02:24:38 PM  

what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.


Barack Obama was elected so I'm not sure what your point is here.
 
2013-11-13 02:25:02 PM  
Going to chime in on the "Sarah Palin is a farking moron, but she has a point here" group.

Sarah-Bearuh, aka Tundra Barbie, is one dumb son of a biatch.  But the fact is, it'd honestly be pretty embarrassing for a superfatty like Chris Christie to be president in this day and age.  Americans already get enough fat jokes as it is, despite the fact there are numerous other first world countries with nearly identical obesity rates as us.  And it's certainly not healthy for someone to weigh that much, so there is that to consider.
 
2013-11-13 02:26:12 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

img.fark.net


That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

I've admitted my standards are kind of squishy but that MILF thing she has going works for me. Much like a slight breeze.
 
2013-11-13 02:28:05 PM  

Cletus C.: Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

I've admitted my standards are kind of squishy but that MILF thing she has going works for me. Much like a slight breeze.


The cheese is old and moldy.

Where is the bathroom?
 
2013-11-13 02:28:34 PM  

kab: Why is this woman's outlook on anything considered noteworthy?


Noteworthy, no. Humor, yes.
//same reason they ask Newt to comment on the adultery of others, the LULZ
 
2013-11-13 02:30:10 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances,

took back all the clothes they bought for her and her spawn and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]
 
2013-11-13 02:30:51 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


Lipstick on a mutt.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:04 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


I'm a dude with one of the worst senses of fashion imaginable. But even *I* can tell those shoes do not go with that outfit.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:06 PM  
The headline gave me a headache.  Since no one else has commented on it, I guess it's just me.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:29 PM  

Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.


And affordable. Only $75, and she'll autograph the condom.
 
2013-11-13 02:33:21 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


She really puts the "coont" in 'country'...
 
2013-11-13 02:33:41 PM  
In all fairness to Ms. Palin, you CAN see Chris Cristie from Alaska.
 
2013-11-13 02:34:53 PM  

Maud Dib: JusticeandIndependence: Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously

It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

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Dear god even the poster for that movie pisses me off. Calling her "The Undefeated" after she quit her governorship and lost a presidential election.
 
2013-11-13 02:36:57 PM  
Republicans are so fixated on looks, it's a wonder they even allowed Christie to run for governor.
 
2013-11-13 02:37:56 PM  

BMulligan: machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

Nope. I love old broads, being an old codger myself, but that woman is simply trashy. There is nothing even remotely attractive about that skank.

machoprogrammer: I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!"

Wrong. I would bang Dana Perino like a screen door in a hurricane.


These.
 
2013-11-13 02:38:34 PM  

lockers: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.


And I would totally bang Judi Dench. It would be like doing the queen! She could be yelling stuff out in that posh accent. "Oh ... rodger me! Rodger me quite thoroughly!!!!"
 
2013-11-13 02:40:19 PM  
To be fair, Christie is a big fat sack of shiat ..
 
2013-11-13 02:40:25 PM  

carrion_luggage: In all fairness to Ms. Palin, you CAN see Chris Cristie from Alaska Alpha Centauri.


FTFY.
 
2013-11-13 02:44:06 PM  
- Chris Christie is SOO fat...
- How fat is he?
- So fat that it's hard to...it's hard for some people not to comment on it!

/ba-dum tschh
 
2013-11-13 02:45:09 PM  

vernonFL: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

Whoa, the President is BLACK?!?


No, she said the president was NEAR.
 
2013-11-13 02:45:39 PM  
Much like her ignorance and stupidity is so vast we still can't help but talk about it.
 
2013-11-13 02:47:06 PM  
Chris Christie, which food you eat?

ALL OF THEM
 
2013-11-13 02:47:21 PM  
Says the only politician to have had porn parodies made of her.
 
2013-11-13 02:48:11 PM  
Alright I'll post it.

img23.imageshack.us
 
2013-11-13 02:51:09 PM  

WippitGuud: Says the only politician to have had porn parodies made of her.


You never saw "Whose Dick's In Nixon?"

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-11-13 02:53:14 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Alright I'll post it.

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Haven't seen that one since '09.
 
2013-11-13 02:53:40 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

[i.huffpost.com image 550x400]

After:

[www.styleite.com image 342x480]


punchumgum.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-13 02:53:40 PM  
"Who can forget Taft getting stuck in the bathtub. How can Christie expect to sanction Iran and hunt down the BENGHAZI! terraists if he can't get out of the tub?? And what if he loses Froggy? Do we a Taggert to stay by him all the time?"
 
2013-11-13 02:58:41 PM  

FloydA: nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?

The American Heart Association, and the American Diabetes Association.


SEEE....MOAR GUVMINT OUTREACH!
 
2013-11-13 03:00:04 PM  
I think it is fair.

If people are allowed to point out that Sarah Palin is legally retarded they can point out that Christie is fat.
 
2013-11-13 03:02:12 PM  

GameSprocket: lockers: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.

And I would totally bang Judi Dench. It would be like doing the queen! She could be yelling stuff out in that posh accent. "Oh ... rodger me! Rodger me quite thoroughly!!!!"



Just be sure you bring your A game.  You do not want to disappoint.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 03:03:26 PM  
Hey GOPers, why don't you go biatch and moan about Sarah mocking Christie's weight the way you did Time's cover?

media.northjersey.com
 
2013-11-13 03:04:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?


Can't help it if people don't start calling out RWers like Sarah for what they are: retards.
 
2013-11-13 03:06:40 PM  

Fart_Machine: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.



What needs to be done isn't hard, doing it everyday is hard. Sandwich 1800 good calories a day between some kind of metabolic work in the morning and evening and it'll go fast enough. Proof of my results in my profile.
 
2013-11-13 03:08:24 PM  

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.

Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?


Apart from Edwards becoming a pariah to his own party instead of getting speech and book deals yes it's exactly the same.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:10 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


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Is that you?


Dude, I'd do Lisa Ann OR Tina Fey posing as Sarah BEFORE I'd do the genuine article.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:38 PM  
But stupid goes clear to the bone, (Governor*0.5) Palin...
 
2013-11-13 03:11:51 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?
 
2013-11-13 03:14:47 PM  
www.monroepubliclibrary.org
 
2013-11-13 03:15:56 PM  

missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.

This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?


Cut-off shirts for men, even in the 80's, was pretty gay.
 
2013-11-13 03:20:17 PM  

Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.


Ew...I like the naughty librarian look 5-6 years ago, but she belongs on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine these days.
 
2013-11-13 03:22:30 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

Ew...I like the naughty librarian look 5-6 years ago, but she belongs on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine these days.


Does that mean that Palin is Cartman's mom?
 
2013-11-13 03:30:50 PM  

Teufelaffe: Does that mean that Palin is Cartman's mom?


That would explain the scheisse video.
 
2013-11-13 03:33:07 PM  
Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.
 
2013-11-13 03:36:09 PM  

lockers: Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.


She is kinda hot...and dumb...my kinda broad! (Ducks for the sexist  comments coming at me...) ;-)
 
2013-11-13 03:41:56 PM  

thomas666: lockers: Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.

She is kinda hot...and dumb...my kinda broad! (Ducks for the sexist  comments coming at me...) ;-)


Maybe that's it - maybe guys who like dumb chicks go for Palin. Personally, I think smart is sexy.
 
2013-11-13 03:43:30 PM  
like her unbelievable stupidity, it's hard to ignore.
 
2013-11-13 03:45:44 PM  
Wow, she really has never progressed past 14 years old, hasn't she?
 
2013-11-13 03:59:25 PM  
Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie fat: 223 comments.
Bill Clinton calls Barack Obama a liar: 228 comments.

Number of comments written by someone who is sure that everyone else is stupid and shallow regarding politics: approximately 500.
 
2013-11-13 04:04:13 PM  

Fart_Machine: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.


Heard that many times, even believed it to my detriment for a while, but never heard a reason WHY is supposedly so dangerous.  love for someone to give a reason rather than a blanket statement on that.  It seems based on nothing more than a thought that people *shouldn't * lose weight that fast.  The diet itself isn't much different from one many human groups like the Inuit had to follow for 6-9 months a year.
 
2013-11-13 04:04:46 PM  

sendtodave: Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie fat: 223 comments.
Bill Clinton calls Barack Obama a liar: 228 comments.

Number of comments written by someone who is sure that everyone else is stupid and shallow regarding politics: approximately 500.


gifrific.com
 
2013-11-13 04:10:57 PM  
At least he's honest about it.

Christie on his weight: "I eat too much - I mean, it's not a complicated thing,"

Palin on her intelligence: "Derp"
 
2013-11-13 04:18:59 PM  

missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?


In all fairness, it was made in the 80s. Those were strange times.
 
2013-11-13 04:19:00 PM  

Hiro-ACiD: Christie is the first American politician to actually resemble the majority of Americans in a long time, which is more than the republican party has had going for a candidate for President in a long time (not since a majority of Americans supposedly wanted to get hammered with GW). The Tea Derpers really do have something to fear if Christie gets some people rolling behind him...


Much like poor people who see themselves as rich folks who just haven't yet received their bank deposits, fat bloated derpers see themselves as slim people who just need to cut out snacks and lose 20.

By the way, Sarah's next book was reported in late 2012 to be a diet and exercise guide. I suspect they probably dropped that approach since her anorexia and lifestyle couldn't stand up to any scrutiny, so they went with the reliable War on Christmas theme.
 
2013-11-13 04:22:43 PM  
I love this picture so much.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 04:29:25 PM  
She blinks unnaturally slowly these days. Like she's always just waking up. You'd think if she were hopped up on diet pills to keep the pounds off, she'd be all bug-eyed, but instead she's glassy eyed.
 
2013-11-13 04:52:15 PM  

Magorn: Fart_Machine: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.

Heard that many times, even believed it to my detriment for a while, but never heard a reason WHY is supposedly so dangerous.  love for someone to give a reason rather than a blanket statement on that.  It seems based on nothing more than a thought that people *shouldn't * lose weight that fast.  The diet itself isn't much different from one many human groups like the Inuit had to follow for 6-9 months a year.


***DISCLAIMER***   I am not a doctor, but my MIL is a biologist and nutritional scientist.  The following info comes from her. ***DISCLAIMER***

Following Atkins to the letter puts a strain on your kidneys* and results in a loss of muscle mass, not to mention that most people end up loading high-fat foods because, hey I can eat bacon-wrapped steaks fried in butter and topped with sour cream while I'm dieting!

The muscle mass loss happens because your body freaks out at not getting its favorite food source (a.k.a. sugars from those sexy, sexy carbs) and instead of going straight for that gross fat, it starts burning muscle because that's a much denser fuel source.  After a few days or weeks, when your body realizes it's not going get the carbs it really wants, it finally switches to stored fat instead of muscle because it doesn't want to die.  That process is called "ketosis", and it's what causes the weight loss.  Ketosis isn't good for you if you keep it up long-term.  If you've got a lot of weight to use and you want to try a modified Atkins (i.e. low carb rather than zero carb), you shouldn't stay on the low-carb diet for more than a few months.  Switch to a regular healthy diet for a while, then back to the low-carb for a few months, then back to normal for a bit, etc.  It will take longer to lose all the weight, but it's way better for you than a long-term low/no carb diet.

*If you have kindey issues or a family history of kidney issues, talk to your doctor before you even think about trying a low/no carb diet.  For normal folks, Atkins will just put a strain on the kidneys but shouldn't cause any lasting issues; for people with kidney issues, it can really fark them up.
 
2013-11-13 05:00:55 PM  

grumpfuff: missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?

In all fairness, it was made in the 80s. Those were strange times.


Isn't the 80's the decade the GOP keeps pushing as the most perfect of time in American history? Hell, even Christie spouted how he would be just like Reagan. I see a resurgence in shoulder pad clothing coming soon. Not that crap again.
 
2013-11-13 05:10:26 PM  

someonelse: She blinks unnaturally slowly these days. Like she's always just waking up. You'd think if she were hopped up on diet pills to keep the pounds off, she'd be all bug-eyed, but instead she's glassy eyed.


Schizophrenia, maybe.
 
2013-11-13 06:33:06 PM  
 She took notes so she cans speak elokwantly.

i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 07:37:33 PM  
Another insensitive ultra-conservative heard from.
 
2013-11-13 08:12:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: God DAMN you, John McCain


This.
 
2013-11-13 08:26:58 PM  

BMulligan: thomas666: lockers: Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.

She is kinda hot...and dumb...my kinda broad! (Ducks for the sexist  comments coming at me...) ;-)

Maybe that's it - maybe guys who like dumb chicks go for Palin. Personally, I think smart is sexy.


Smart, beautiful, tough as nails: My kind of woman.
 
2013-11-13 08:54:15 PM  
Her thing is to pop-up and pretend to be running so people give money to her.  She's not running, ever.
 
2013-11-13 08:59:54 PM  
www.theatlanticwire.com
"Yes, I've gotten off with a broom stick - lot's of times"
 
2013-11-13 09:54:36 PM  
What now goes for political discourse is the same stuff most people would scold a 6 year old for saying to another kid on the playground.  Hell, by the time most people are 13 they laugh at other 13 year olds that say this kind of stuff.  "Well you're a lardass!"  "That's the best you've got, huh?  Okay, enjoy that.  I'll be talking with people who aren't buffoons now."

Also here to once again remind all of you that voted McCain/Palin in 2008 that you voted McCain/Palin in 2008.  You get to live with that until your final breath.
 
2013-11-13 11:30:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is the woman that brought cookies to school kids after Michelle Obama said they should be getting more exercise.

Also,

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I guarantee she poured out that Big Gulp backstage. At least Charleston Heston probably has actually fired a musket at some point.
 
2013-11-13 11:38:27 PM  

Mikey1969: It's OK everyone!! Sarah made sure to mention that you just have to "thicken your skin" and learn to live with the insults before that. She was just demonstrating an example of "thick skin"... Really, REALLY thick skin.


so she was fat-splainin'?
 
2013-11-13 11:41:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 12:17:16 AM  
Oh come on.  I mean, I've been known to post comments that just say "He is fat" in Christie threads, but I'm just some jerk on a website.

As an improbably prominent figure in Republican politics, Sarah Palin should know better than to make this sort of comment.
 
2013-11-14 12:18:20 AM  
He is fat
 
2013-11-14 12:28:15 AM  

trippdogg: [www.theatlanticwire.com image 300x166]
"Yes, I've gotten off with a broom stick - lot's of times"


her eyebrows don't move.  too much botox.
 
2013-11-14 12:30:11 AM  

Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.


global.fncstatic.com
 
2013-11-14 12:55:03 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

And affordable. Only $75, and she'll autograph the condom.


i1301.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-14 01:02:33 AM  

urbangirl: OR WE COULD JUST IGNORE HER


Who is the supporter that is paying her to spout derp?  Can't we cut off the source of the supply and then with out funding she'll go away.
 
2013-11-14 01:16:43 AM  

sonorangal: Who is the supporter that is paying her to spout derp?


blogs-images.forbes.com

Can't we cut off the source of the supply and then with out funding she'll go away.

images.politico.com

bwahahahaha lol no
 
2013-11-14 01:34:00 PM  

missiv: Isn't the 80's the decade the GOP keeps pushing as the most perfect of time in American history? Hell, even Christie spouted how he would be just like Reagan.


Like I said. Strange times.
 
2013-11-14 08:25:42 PM  

lockers: sendtodave: Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie fat: 223 comments.
Bill Clinton calls Barack Obama a liar: 228 comments.

Number of comments written by someone who is sure that everyone else is stupid and shallow regarding politics: approximately 500.

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who is this chick? She's hot...
 
2013-11-15 12:38:33 AM  

thomas666: lockers: sendtodave: Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie fat: 223 comments.
Bill Clinton calls Barack Obama a liar: 228 comments.

Number of comments written by someone who is sure that everyone else is stupid and shallow regarding politics: approximately 500.

[gifrific.com image 245x285]

who is this chick? She's hot...


Jennifer Lawrence
 
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