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(The Atlantic Wire)   The Sarah Palin, biggest lightweight in the 2016 GOP presidential field criticizes Chris Christie, the heavyweight in the field saying his weight is "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 254
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2013-11-13 02:53:14 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Alright I'll post it.

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Haven't seen that one since '09.
 
2013-11-13 02:53:40 PM  

Sgt Otter: Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.

I liked when the RNC stopped managing her public appearances, and she started dressing herself.  She went from professional to Peggy Bundy.

Before:

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After:

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2013-11-13 02:53:40 PM  
"Who can forget Taft getting stuck in the bathtub. How can Christie expect to sanction Iran and hunt down the BENGHAZI! terraists if he can't get out of the tub?? And what if he loses Froggy? Do we a Taggert to stay by him all the time?"
 
2013-11-13 02:58:41 PM  

FloydA: nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?

The American Heart Association, and the American Diabetes Association.


SEEE....MOAR GUVMINT OUTREACH!
 
2013-11-13 03:00:04 PM  
I think it is fair.

If people are allowed to point out that Sarah Palin is legally retarded they can point out that Christie is fat.
 
2013-11-13 03:02:12 PM  

GameSprocket: lockers: CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.

You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.

And I would totally bang Judi Dench. It would be like doing the queen! She could be yelling stuff out in that posh accent. "Oh ... rodger me! Rodger me quite thoroughly!!!!"



Just be sure you bring your A game.  You do not want to disappoint.

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2013-11-13 03:03:26 PM  
Hey GOPers, why don't you go biatch and moan about Sarah mocking Christie's weight the way you did Time's cover?

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2013-11-13 03:04:14 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?


Can't help it if people don't start calling out RWers like Sarah for what they are: retards.
 
2013-11-13 03:06:40 PM  

Fart_Machine: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.



What needs to be done isn't hard, doing it everyday is hard. Sandwich 1800 good calories a day between some kind of metabolic work in the morning and evening and it'll go fast enough. Proof of my results in my profile.
 
2013-11-13 03:08:24 PM  

machoprogrammer: Teufelaffe: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.

Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?


Apart from Edwards becoming a pariah to his own party instead of getting speech and book deals yes it's exactly the same.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:10 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


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Is that you?


Dude, I'd do Lisa Ann OR Tina Fey posing as Sarah BEFORE I'd do the genuine article.
 
2013-11-13 03:09:38 PM  
But stupid goes clear to the bone, (Governor*0.5) Palin...
 
2013-11-13 03:11:51 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?
 
2013-11-13 03:14:47 PM  
www.monroepubliclibrary.org
 
2013-11-13 03:15:56 PM  

missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.




This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?


Cut-off shirts for men, even in the 80's, was pretty gay.
 
2013-11-13 03:20:17 PM  

Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.


Ew...I like the naughty librarian look 5-6 years ago, but she belongs on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine these days.
 
2013-11-13 03:22:30 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

Ew...I like the naughty librarian look 5-6 years ago, but she belongs on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine these days.


Does that mean that Palin is Cartman's mom?
 
2013-11-13 03:30:50 PM  

Teufelaffe: Does that mean that Palin is Cartman's mom?


That would explain the scheisse video.
 
2013-11-13 03:33:07 PM  
Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.
 
2013-11-13 03:36:09 PM  

lockers: Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.


She is kinda hot...and dumb...my kinda broad! (Ducks for the sexist  comments coming at me...) ;-)
 
2013-11-13 03:41:56 PM  

thomas666: lockers: Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.

She is kinda hot...and dumb...my kinda broad! (Ducks for the sexist  comments coming at me...) ;-)


Maybe that's it - maybe guys who like dumb chicks go for Palin. Personally, I think smart is sexy.
 
2013-11-13 03:43:30 PM  
like her unbelievable stupidity, it's hard to ignore.
 
2013-11-13 03:45:44 PM  
Wow, she really has never progressed past 14 years old, hasn't she?
 
2013-11-13 03:59:25 PM  
Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie fat: 223 comments.
Bill Clinton calls Barack Obama a liar: 228 comments.

Number of comments written by someone who is sure that everyone else is stupid and shallow regarding politics: approximately 500.
 
2013-11-13 04:04:13 PM  

Fart_Machine: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.


Heard that many times, even believed it to my detriment for a while, but never heard a reason WHY is supposedly so dangerous.  love for someone to give a reason rather than a blanket statement on that.  It seems based on nothing more than a thought that people *shouldn't * lose weight that fast.  The diet itself isn't much different from one many human groups like the Inuit had to follow for 6-9 months a year.
 
2013-11-13 04:04:46 PM  

sendtodave: Sarah Palin calls Chris Christie fat: 223 comments.
Bill Clinton calls Barack Obama a liar: 228 comments.

Number of comments written by someone who is sure that everyone else is stupid and shallow regarding politics: approximately 500.


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2013-11-13 04:10:57 PM  
At least he's honest about it.

Christie on his weight: "I eat too much - I mean, it's not a complicated thing,"

Palin on her intelligence: "Derp"
 
2013-11-13 04:18:59 PM  

missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?


In all fairness, it was made in the 80s. Those were strange times.
 
2013-11-13 04:19:00 PM  

Hiro-ACiD: Christie is the first American politician to actually resemble the majority of Americans in a long time, which is more than the republican party has had going for a candidate for President in a long time (not since a majority of Americans supposedly wanted to get hammered with GW). The Tea Derpers really do have something to fear if Christie gets some people rolling behind him...


Much like poor people who see themselves as rich folks who just haven't yet received their bank deposits, fat bloated derpers see themselves as slim people who just need to cut out snacks and lose 20.

By the way, Sarah's next book was reported in late 2012 to be a diet and exercise guide. I suspect they probably dropped that approach since her anorexia and lifestyle couldn't stand up to any scrutiny, so they went with the reliable War on Christmas theme.
 
2013-11-13 04:22:43 PM  
I love this picture so much.
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2013-11-13 04:29:25 PM  
She blinks unnaturally slowly these days. Like she's always just waking up. You'd think if she were hopped up on diet pills to keep the pounds off, she'd be all bug-eyed, but instead she's glassy eyed.
 
2013-11-13 04:52:15 PM  

Magorn: Fart_Machine: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.

Heard that many times, even believed it to my detriment for a while, but never heard a reason WHY is supposedly so dangerous.  love for someone to give a reason rather than a blanket statement on that.  It seems based on nothing more than a thought that people *shouldn't * lose weight that fast.  The diet itself isn't much different from one many human groups like the Inuit had to follow for 6-9 months a year.


***DISCLAIMER***   I am not a doctor, but my MIL is a biologist and nutritional scientist.  The following info comes from her. ***DISCLAIMER***

Following Atkins to the letter puts a strain on your kidneys* and results in a loss of muscle mass, not to mention that most people end up loading high-fat foods because, hey I can eat bacon-wrapped steaks fried in butter and topped with sour cream while I'm dieting!

The muscle mass loss happens because your body freaks out at not getting its favorite food source (a.k.a. sugars from those sexy, sexy carbs) and instead of going straight for that gross fat, it starts burning muscle because that's a much denser fuel source.  After a few days or weeks, when your body realizes it's not going get the carbs it really wants, it finally switches to stored fat instead of muscle because it doesn't want to die.  That process is called "ketosis", and it's what causes the weight loss.  Ketosis isn't good for you if you keep it up long-term.  If you've got a lot of weight to use and you want to try a modified Atkins (i.e. low carb rather than zero carb), you shouldn't stay on the low-carb diet for more than a few months.  Switch to a regular healthy diet for a while, then back to the low-carb for a few months, then back to normal for a bit, etc.  It will take longer to lose all the weight, but it's way better for you than a long-term low/no carb diet.

*If you have kindey issues or a family history of kidney issues, talk to your doctor before you even think about trying a low/no carb diet.  For normal folks, Atkins will just put a strain on the kidneys but shouldn't cause any lasting issues; for people with kidney issues, it can really fark them up.
 
2013-11-13 05:00:55 PM  

grumpfuff: missiv: Obama's Reptiloid Master: missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.

France is where young men protest gay marriage by taking off their shirts and go sailing with each other.
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This was part of a boxing film made in the states. what is your point, they're wearing shirt?

In all fairness, it was made in the 80s. Those were strange times.


Isn't the 80's the decade the GOP keeps pushing as the most perfect of time in American history? Hell, even Christie spouted how he would be just like Reagan. I see a resurgence in shoulder pad clothing coming soon. Not that crap again.
 
2013-11-13 05:10:26 PM  

someonelse: She blinks unnaturally slowly these days. Like she's always just waking up. You'd think if she were hopped up on diet pills to keep the pounds off, she'd be all bug-eyed, but instead she's glassy eyed.


Schizophrenia, maybe.
 
2013-11-13 06:33:06 PM  
 She took notes so she cans speak elokwantly.

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2013-11-13 07:37:33 PM  
Another insensitive ultra-conservative heard from.
 
2013-11-13 08:12:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: God DAMN you, John McCain


This.
 
2013-11-13 08:26:58 PM  

BMulligan: thomas666: lockers: Besides Reagan, Palin is probably the only conservative politician to get significant amounts of fanfic written about her. She may even have a higher percentage of erotic fanfic at that.

She is kinda hot...and dumb...my kinda broad! (Ducks for the sexist  comments coming at me...) ;-)

Maybe that's it - maybe guys who like dumb chicks go for Palin. Personally, I think smart is sexy.


Smart, beautiful, tough as nails: My kind of woman.
 
2013-11-13 08:54:15 PM  
Her thing is to pop-up and pretend to be running so people give money to her.  She's not running, ever.
 
2013-11-13 08:59:54 PM  
www.theatlanticwire.com
"Yes, I've gotten off with a broom stick - lot's of times"
 
2013-11-13 09:54:36 PM  
What now goes for political discourse is the same stuff most people would scold a 6 year old for saying to another kid on the playground.  Hell, by the time most people are 13 they laugh at other 13 year olds that say this kind of stuff.  "Well you're a lardass!"  "That's the best you've got, huh?  Okay, enjoy that.  I'll be talking with people who aren't buffoons now."

Also here to once again remind all of you that voted McCain/Palin in 2008 that you voted McCain/Palin in 2008.  You get to live with that until your final breath.
 
2013-11-13 11:30:40 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: This is the woman that brought cookies to school kids after Michelle Obama said they should be getting more exercise.

Also,

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I guarantee she poured out that Big Gulp backstage. At least Charleston Heston probably has actually fired a musket at some point.
 
2013-11-13 11:38:27 PM  

Mikey1969: It's OK everyone!! Sarah made sure to mention that you just have to "thicken your skin" and learn to live with the insults before that. She was just demonstrating an example of "thick skin"... Really, REALLY thick skin.


so she was fat-splainin'?
 
2013-11-13 11:41:23 PM  
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2013-11-14 12:17:16 AM  
Oh come on.  I mean, I've been known to post comments that just say "He is fat" in Christie threads, but I'm just some jerk on a website.

As an improbably prominent figure in Republican politics, Sarah Palin should know better than to make this sort of comment.
 
2013-11-14 12:18:20 AM  
He is fat
 
2013-11-14 12:28:15 AM  

trippdogg: [www.theatlanticwire.com image 300x166]
"Yes, I've gotten off with a broom stick - lot's of times"


her eyebrows don't move.  too much botox.
 
2013-11-14 12:30:11 AM  

Diogenes: But comments about her appearance were sexist.


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2013-11-14 12:55:03 AM  

Lenny_da_Hog: Cletus C.: That's it! The tight clothes, the heels, the trailer trashy feel. Totally doable.

And affordable. Only $75, and she'll autograph the condom.


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2013-11-14 01:02:33 AM  

urbangirl: OR WE COULD JUST IGNORE HER


Who is the supporter that is paying her to spout derp?  Can't we cut off the source of the supply and then with out funding she'll go away.
 
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