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(The Atlantic Wire)   The Sarah Palin, biggest lightweight in the 2016 GOP presidential field criticizes Chris Christie, the heavyweight in the field saying his weight is "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 254
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2013-11-13 01:47:06 PM  

WI241TH: FloydA: willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic.

Nah.  Coke head.

Pretty sure it's meth.  It boomed in the Wasilla area while she was mayor.


Hmmm....maybe she's just in the business of sheeple exploitation so she can repave her teeth every six months. Never thought of that.
 
2013-11-13 01:47:12 PM  
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2013-11-13 01:47:20 PM  

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.
 
2013-11-13 01:48:19 PM  

sigdiamond2000: This svelte, rugged conservative sylph has Chris Christie's engorged physiognomy quaking in its diabetic socks.


You can't spell syphilis without s-y-l-p-h.
 
2013-11-13 01:48:37 PM  

FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.


Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.
 
2013-11-13 01:48:46 PM  

physt: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


who farted y'all?
 
2013-11-13 01:48:52 PM  

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards



i255.photobucket.com

Is that you?
 
2013-11-13 01:49:20 PM  

Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.


Are you drunk right now then?
 
2013-11-13 01:49:29 PM  

Teufelaffe: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

Yes, but she was nominated in the past.  As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.


Like John Edwards in 2004, amirite?
 
2013-11-13 01:50:16 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


Yup.  (and 50more  lbs a decade later) And I did  it exactly that way in almost exactly that time period too. Moreover I was about Christie's size when I started. I'm 3 in  taller than him, but I was about 370, and My eye tells me Christie is 350-360.

That's actually why I think Low carb would work so well for him, most people on the very large side seem to have common metabolic features that make low carb diets works exceptionally well for them.
 
2013-11-13 01:50:39 PM  

CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?


If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.
 
2013-11-13 01:51:19 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?


If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah
 
2013-11-13 01:51:26 PM  

Teufelaffe: Yes, but she was nominated in the past. As any God-fearing Real 'Murikan knows, only them LIEberal Demoncrats ever bring up the past in political discourse.


Do you honestly think we are giving her money? Maybe your on to something. Maybe sarah is a manchurian false flag operation by us liberals to paint the tea party as a ridiculous caricature. Intervesting...
 
2013-11-13 01:51:30 PM  
God knows America has never had an overweight president. William Taft says what?
 
2013-11-13 01:52:44 PM  

OR WE COULD JUST IGNORE HER

 
2013-11-13 01:52:55 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


I'm not into the whole cougar thing
 
2013-11-13 01:53:21 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


Congrats to you and everyone else who has done it, especially if you've done it without surgery. Seriously. I am impressed.

I've done it (110 pounds lost and apparently gone for good since it's been 3 years), but I did have gastric bypass. Bring on the flames; I'm used to it. I just wouldn't call losing 100 pounds easy, even with surgery.
 
2013-11-13 01:53:21 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


It's not about being hot, it's because she's crazy.  Everyone on Fark.com knows you don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2013-11-13 01:53:34 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She's really upset he wouldn't pose in a Santa suit holding Baby Jesus for the cover of her new book.


He was fine with it until they asked him to climb up on the dinosaur...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-13 01:53:38 PM  

machoprogrammer: If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.


You know... maybe if she would agree to not talk I'd have a go.  Otherwise I'd be flaccid at the very first dunderheaded word.
 
2013-11-13 01:53:50 PM  

BMulligan: Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?


Well she is The One, after all

/surprised that "Our Sarah" didn't really take off
 
2013-11-13 01:53:55 PM  

CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?

If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah


I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!" online, but if given the chance, you would be buried so deep in there whoever could pull you off would be crowned King of England
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-13 01:55:01 PM  
www.rottenecards.com
 
2013-11-13 01:55:26 PM  

CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

I'm not into the whole cougar thing


Ok, fair enough. You are in the minority then. Hell, I think Nancy Pelosi is a blithering bag of wind, but given the chance, I would be all over that (despite her being in her 60s or whatever)
 
2013-11-13 01:55:27 PM  
Regardless of Sarah's looks her voice would be enough to make a sane man's penis turtle so deep a team of spelunkers would be lost forever
 
2013-11-13 01:55:50 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?

If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah

I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!" online, but if given the chance, you would be buried so deep in there whoever could pull you off would be crowned King of England


No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.
 
2013-11-13 01:56:30 PM  

machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards

Are you kidding? Compared with some of the people I've slept with in fits of drunken horniness, she's a goddess of delicious goodness.

Ha. Standards.

Are you drunk right now then?

If you wouldn't have sex with Sarah Palin (unless you aren't into women), I question your judgement. She has the MILF thing going on for sure.

I'm not into the whole cougar thing

Ok, fair enough. You are in the minority then. Hell, I think Nancy Pelosi is a blithering bag of wind, but given the chance, I would be all over that (despite her being in her 60s or whatever)



I just threw up in my mouth a little
 
2013-11-13 01:56:31 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...
 
2013-11-13 01:56:50 PM  

BMulligan: Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?


It caused me to read TFH in Billy Mays's voice.
 
2013-11-13 01:57:01 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


Of course you shouldn't be calling her retard.  He's much too young and, well, retarded to be talking on the phone.
newsbusters.org
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-13 01:57:09 PM  

CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.


Then there is Casandra Peterson, that still looks good for ANY age.

art8amby.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-11-13 01:57:38 PM  
"so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"

Just like Palin's lack of intelligence.
 
2013-11-13 01:58:22 PM  

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, all the people holding "Go Sarah!" pics across the entire internets are obviously Democrats.
 
2013-11-13 01:58:24 PM  

machoprogrammer: Almost no one takes her seriously


According to a filing Friday with the Federal Election Commission, Palin's SarahPAC raised more than $750,000 from April through June 2013.

Almost no one sure likes to send her an awful lot of money.  Why do you suppose so many people send so much money to a person that no one takes seriously?
 
2013-11-13 01:59:09 PM  

missiv: Benevolent Misanthrope: You gotta be kidding me.  This is what passes for political discourse, USA?

I raise you the political discourse coming out of  France.


Oh, if we're going there, then I'll see your France and raise you Quebec.
 
2013-11-13 01:59:21 PM  
I would've banged Palin in 2008 but not today. She looks old and sick now. Well, I mean I wouldn't bang a woman who looked like her but wasn't her. I would obviously bang the actual Palin today if I could record it, then sell the tape to Larry Flynt for 10 mil
 
2013-11-13 02:00:03 PM  
Does this mean that taunting the tard baby is back on the table?
 
2013-11-13 02:00:06 PM  

machoprogrammer: FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.

I know a lot of really stupid Republicans, and none of them have taken her seriously since November of 2008


If by outrage you mean mocking her relentlessly then that's correct. That would qualify as being taken seriously however.

It's not Democrats who are inviting and paying her to speak at events and making those bulk book sales.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:14 PM  

un4gvn666: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?


speaking only for myself, I tried conventional diets and daily exercise and got nowhere.  Low carb (keeping your non-fiber carbs under 45 a day) worked like gangbusters.  The Key for me was that it did not feel like deprivation, but rather permission to eat.   You can have all the protein you want AND all the fat (it literally just passes through unused when you are in Ketosis).  What I discovered is that hunger has two sides, on physical, which quickly went away since the physical hunger signal happens when you go from a high blood sugar to a low one.   IF your blood sugar is low and Stays low it doesn't kick in.    The other side is a mental one.   If I know I can eat whenever I want I don't get hungry much,  but if I know I am limited in what I can eat, my brain decides it really hungry RIGHT NOW and has to eat (yes I am farked up in the head).

On the low carb diet I always knew IF i wanted it< I could pretty much grab a handful of nuts, or a piece of cheese, or a schmear of peanut butter on a fiber biscuit, wherever I wanted to.  As a Result I rarely did, it was enough to know I COULD.

Result, with only limited exercise (Less than the daily routine pre-low carb because of huge time crunches) I dropped 80lbs in in 3 month and 100 in 5 (Christmas and new Years stalled me a bit)
 
2013-11-13 02:00:18 PM  
www.dumpaday.com
 
2013-11-13 02:00:25 PM  

Mikey1969: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

I wouldn't touch her with your mom's dick...


Studman69, is that you?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-11-13 02:00:46 PM  
Well.. it reminds me of the description of Newt Gingrich being what a dumb person thinks a smart person sounds like.

We have a whole wide section of the population that can't judge anything.  Anyone, for instance, that thinks Fox News is "fair and balanced" has a judgement problem and can't tell propaganda from information.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:49 PM  

physt: [cdn.theatlanticwire.com image 614x383]


She needs a 'Who Farted?' hat...
 
2013-11-13 02:00:56 PM  
Her looks have crashed like a meteorite over the last 5 years. There was a time I would have done things to her that would have been classified as crimes against humanity. Not anymore.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:58 PM  

BMulligan: Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?


I thought it was pretty appropriate for a Sarah Palin thread.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:01 PM  

CPennypacker: No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.


You may have a litany of reason why you wouldn't sex up someone LIKE sarah. But the biggest reason to fark sarah is to cash in. You may have to lay back and think of England, but it is in your best interest to take it.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:04 PM  

FloydA: Mike_LowELL: So what you're saying is that the red states--most obese states in the country--are going to ostracize and vote against a candidate because of his weight?

Yeah, by criticizing a Republican, Palin has proved that she is just another RINO.



Palin is hoping that Christie sends some money her way to shut her up.  Grifters gotta grift.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:13 PM  

technicolor-misfit: Does this mean that taunting the tard baby is back on the table?


Not for anyone that isn't a total asshole. Leave the kid out of it.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:35 PM  

CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: machoprogrammer: CPennypacker: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

Now THAT is what I call low standards


[i255.photobucket.com image 608x480]

Is that you?

If I looked like that I would definitely do Sarah

I am guessing this is one of those things where you go "I WOULD NEVER DO HER BECAUSE SHE IS A REPUBLICAN!" online, but if given the chance, you would be buried so deep in there whoever could pull you off would be crowned King of England

No, its one of those "I would never hit that even though I can admit she looks good FOR HER AGE. Judi Dench looks good for her age too, but I wouldn't fark her either.


But Helen Mirren? Oh, yeah.
 
2013-11-13 02:02:33 PM  
I don't think that Miss Anorexia should be commenting on another person's eating disorder.
 
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