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(The Atlantic Wire)   The Sarah Palin, biggest lightweight in the 2016 GOP presidential field criticizes Chris Christie, the heavyweight in the field saying his weight is "so extreme it's hard for people NOT to comment on it"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 254
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2013-11-13 01:28:45 PM  
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2013-11-13 01:28:50 PM  
lol at that gif. Her shoulder is bobbing like she's doing the bankhead bounce

www.theatlanticwire.com

Bounce shawty bounce
 
2013-11-13 01:29:22 PM  

Garet Garrett: So smitty posts an article on a discussion board about Christie's weight and labels Palin a "dumbass" for saying Christie's weight is something people talk about.  Has the dumbass tag become reflexive?

/And I don't mean being done unconsciously


It's a Sarah Palin thread, just go with it.

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2013-11-13 01:30:15 PM  

willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic. Rate she's going, she gon' die. OTOH you can now clearly see the outlines of her bolt ons even through two shirts.

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GIven that Steve Schmidt was the source for much of the movie "Game Change" I thought it pretty interesting that there was a scene where that was strongly suggested.  She was apparently doing some sort of extreme Low carb diet during debate prep and her Blood sugars got so low she was becoming confused and Schmidt had to basically force her to eat something.
 
2013-11-13 01:30:32 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?
 
2013-11-13 01:30:50 PM  

red5ish: Once again amazed by her towering intellect.
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~*~starbursts!~*~
 
2013-11-13 01:30:51 PM  
Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.
 
2013-11-13 01:31:08 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


Yeah but she keeps finding her way back home.
 
2013-11-13 01:31:28 PM  
Christie lives kind of close to my aunt and uncle.  They bumped into him at a local ice cream shop in Bernardsville, NJ.  While his weight is obvious, they were surprised at how short he was, also.
 
2013-11-13 01:31:52 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


I did, too.  Wasn't as easy as waiving a magic wand, but easy enough that I'm kicking myself for basically wasting my 20s as a fat dude.
 
2013-11-13 01:32:59 PM  
She's just jealous he has bigger tits.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:19 PM  

grokca: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

Yeah but she keeps finding her way back home.


See, the way to do it is making the 100lb, 150lb first. Bricks work really well.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:29 PM  

CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president


Did you also lose all of your punctuation keys?
 
2013-11-13 01:33:55 PM  

un4gvn666: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

I only need to lose like, 20. What's your secret? Also, how do you account for a crippling lack of discipline in your methodology?


When you're that overweight, it takes a LOT of calories to maintain that weight. Something just clicked where every time I wanted to eat something a part of my brain would remind me how sick I was of being fat. I'd say I want from 275 to maybe 210 is about 4 months and the rest came off in the next like 6 months.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:55 PM  

willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic. Rate she's going, she gon' die. OTOH you can now clearly see the outlines of her bolt ons even through two shirts.

[img.wonkette.com image 716x1024]


That is anorexic to you?
 
2013-11-13 01:34:44 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


100 pounds is reaching but yeah it is possible to lose a large amount of weight by dramatically changing your diet especially when you're morbidly obese. The problem is Adkins is pretty farking dangerous if you follow it to the letter, even more so for a bombastic stress-case like Christie.
 
2013-11-13 01:35:05 PM  

Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!


Calling out Palin for being a dumb twit does not necessarily mean that you have to defend Christie, you'll be ok... :-)
 
2013-11-13 01:35:12 PM  

nmrsnr: what_now: Sarah Palin is an idiot, but arguing that Chris Christie's weight won't be a factor is like saying that no one noticed that Barack Obama was black.

The hell you say.

Also, given that the majority of Americans are obese,who the fark cares?


I care. And, depending on who is chosen as his running mate, I may care a whole lot more about Christie's health. See example:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-11-13 01:35:14 PM  
I totally understand -- it's just as difficult for me to NOT comment on her cellulite.

/decided to NOT post a pic
//you're welcome  :)
 
2013-11-13 01:35:39 PM  
www.scwwrestling.com

He's fat!
 
2013-11-13 01:35:39 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: CPennypacker: CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?

I did

Its easy enough if you want to do it

And I wasn't even running for president

Did you also lose all of your punctuation keys?


I left them at your mom's house
 
2013-11-13 01:35:57 PM  
President and later SCOTUS Chief Justice Taft was obviously too fat to hold either of those offices. That's just liberal history.

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2013-11-13 01:36:25 PM  
She's really upset he wouldn't pose in a Santa suit holding Baby Jesus for the cover of her new book.
 
2013-11-13 01:36:59 PM  

Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!


Cheap and kinda sleazy?
 
2013-11-13 01:37:03 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


He's too young to be giving excuses for his mother's behavior.
 
2013-11-13 01:37:26 PM  
On the other hand, a lot more kids would pass the Presidential Fitness Tests.  And won't that be good for their self esteem?
 
2013-11-13 01:37:28 PM  

willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic.


Nah.  Coke head.
 
2013-11-13 01:38:09 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


It is inappropriate. She is not, in fact, retarded. She just completely lacks any self-awareness, honesty, shame or capacity for sustained rational thought. Those are completely different things. In fact, she's far worse than being "retarded", she's intentionally malicious and ignorant.
 
2013-11-13 01:38:23 PM  
Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.
 
2013-11-13 01:38:25 PM  

grokca: Diogenes: Great.  Now Sarah Farking Palin is making me come to Chris Christie's defense.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FARKING MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Cheap and kinda sleazy?


Or in another word; good?
 
2013-11-13 01:38:36 PM  
www.examiner.com
 
2013-11-13 01:39:17 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


Now THAT is what I call low standards
 
2013-11-13 01:40:23 PM  
I look forward to hearing every brain fart this bimbo has.

She can't help herself, she has the self control of a 3 year old.
 
2013-11-13 01:40:27 PM  
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2013-11-13 01:40:34 PM  
A voting bloc confined to hoverround due to their weight might not vote for a fat guy?

The mind boggles.
 
2013-11-13 01:40:46 PM  

fenianfark: President and later SCOTUS Chief Justice Taft was obviously too fat to hold either of those offices. That's just liberal history.

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As you can see, he's got his fat person dialing wand with him. Christie should be able to hit the nukes button so long as he's got his as well.
 
2013-11-13 01:40:48 PM  

Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.


It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.
 
2013-11-13 01:41:26 PM  
Airhead, just sayin':

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2013-11-13 01:41:33 PM  

mayIFark: Yet, calling her retard was inappropriate.


Very.  What did retarded people do to deserve that kind of insult?
 
2013-11-13 01:41:37 PM  
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2013-11-13 01:42:03 PM  

fenianfark: President and later SCOTUS Chief Justice Taft was obviously too fat to hold either of those offices. That's just liberal history.

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Yea, right. Perfect example to hold up. The guy with a recorded history of falling asleep in the middle of conversations because his obesity led to severely disruptive sleep apnea.
 
2013-11-13 01:43:07 PM  
Talking about image....she still wears those glasses to look smart I guess. You can see they are non-prescription glasses, no image distortion thru them whatsoever in every close-up picture I've seen of her. I wonder when she started wearing those and why, but that was before she was even known at national level.
 
2013-11-13 01:43:27 PM  

machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.



Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:11 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Magorn: 100lbs lighter almost effortlessly,

Have you ever tried to lose 100 lbs?


I did.  Was super easy...just signed the divorce papers and filed them with the court.

/I'll be here all week.
//Don't forget to tip the veal and try your server.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:15 PM  

FloydA: willfullyobscure: Sarah Palin is anorexic.

Nah.  Coke head.


Pretty sure it's meth.  It boomed in the Wasilla area while she was mayor.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:31 PM  
It's OK everyone!! Sarah made sure to mention that you just have to "thicken your skin" and learn to live with the insults before that. She was just demonstrating an example of "thick skin"... Really, REALLY thick skin.
 
2013-11-13 01:45:18 PM  

FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.


I know a lot of really stupid Republicans, and none of them have taken her seriously since November of 2008
 
2013-11-13 01:45:26 PM  

FloydA: machoprogrammer: Cletus C.: Is it because Sarah Palin's promoting her latest coloring book that she's showing up here so much lately or is it just to balance out the multiple Obamacare threads that are causing libs so much butthurt?

Either way, I'd fark the shiat out of her.

It's the Rush Limbaugh effect. Almost no one takes her seriously, but since she claims to be Republican, the Democrats listen to everything she says so they can be outraged and say she speaks for all Republicans. The vast majority of people who listen to an idiot in politics are people from the other party.


Yeah, those stupid Democrats took her so seriously that they nominated her for the Vice Presidency.  Dems sure are dumb.


Somewhere, in some babe's bed, John Edwards is enjoying a good laugh.
 
2013-11-13 01:45:28 PM  
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2013-11-13 01:45:42 PM  
Ninety five comments and no one has mentioned TFH? "The Sarah Palin"? Is that like the Iraq and such as?
 
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