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(Gawker)   George Clooney is kind of an asshole   (gawker.com) divider line 142
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2013-11-13 11:55:21 AM
Well, he is a Kentucky native.
 
2013-11-13 12:41:43 PM
If I could live one day in his shoes... I'd probably steal his shoes.
 
2013-11-13 01:10:20 PM
Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?
 
2013-11-13 01:17:50 PM

DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?


It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.
 
2013-11-13 01:18:40 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.


If asking people to turn off their phones during dinner is all it takes to make you an asshole, then I guess we just disagree.
 
2013-11-13 01:28:20 PM

DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?


Gawker.
 
2013-11-13 01:33:24 PM
Submitter is the real asshole here for cut-and-pasting Gawker headlines.
 
2013-11-13 01:34:39 PM
If being an asshole means I get a shot at this
userserve-ak.last.fm
then pass me the Preperation H
 
2013-11-13 01:45:09 PM

DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?


Author sounds crazy jealous.
 
2013-11-13 01:46:50 PM
I'm a straight dude but I'd do him.
 
2013-11-13 01:49:20 PM
Everything I read gave me the opposite impression. Either the Gawker author was trolling, or is bitter about having failed many times in the past to get an interview with GC.
 
2013-11-13 01:49:33 PM

DamnYankees: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.

If asking people to turn off their phones during dinner is all it takes to make you an asshole, then I guess we just disagree.


Especially if the host and other houseguests have to worry about everything they say or do ending up on TMZ.
 
2013-11-13 01:49:50 PM
Only asshole I see in that article is the author.
 
2013-11-13 01:50:36 PM
Does not say exactly what kind of asshole he is.....probably the rich kind.
 
2013-11-13 01:51:08 PM
I'm pretty sure MOST celebrities are assholes.  Either they become one from being in their celebrity bubble with no reference to normal life and having no one to call them on their bullshiat, or they are an asshole before becoming a celebrity.  A self-important, Dunning-Kruger attention-whore of an asshole.
 
kab
2013-11-13 01:53:46 PM
i0.kym-cdn.com

That was incoherent garble, even by gawker standards.
 
2013-11-13 01:54:34 PM

Mentat: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

Gawker.


This.
 
2013-11-13 01:55:08 PM
I didn't click on the article because I suspected it was going to be bullshait.
 
2013-11-13 01:55:47 PM
Read the comments following the article.  Nearly everyone kicks the author in the coont for being the real asshole.
 
2013-11-13 01:57:02 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.


Nobody can smoke in my house.  Most people don't call me an asshole for it. (Most)
 
2013-11-13 01:57:09 PM

Wellon Dowd: I'm a straight dude but I'd do him.


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2013-11-13 02:01:07 PM
Clooney is a monster. He's worse than Hitler.
 
2013-11-13 02:02:25 PM
Why do Gawker articles get greenlit again?

Oh, yeah, the LULZ.
 
2013-11-13 02:04:04 PM
Then he said, "The truth is that [Crowe] did send me a book of poems to apologize for insulting the shiat out of me, which he did. He picked a fight with me. He started it for no reason at all. He put out this thing saying, 'George Clooney, Harrison Ford, and Robert De Niro are sellouts.' And I put out a statement saying, 'He's probably right. And I'm glad he told us, 'cause Bob and Harrison and I were also thinking about starting a band, which would also fall under the heading of bad use of celebrity.' And that's when he really went off on me. 'Who the fark does this guy think he is? He's a Frank Sinatra wannabe.' He really went after me. And so I sent him a note going, 'Dude, the only people who succeed when two famous people are fighting is People magazine. What the fark is wrong with you?'

Seems accurate to me.
 
2013-11-13 02:07:12 PM
God that guy is a shiathead (the writer)
 
2013-11-13 02:11:46 PM
Guys, guys, guys...it's farking gawker.

They'll run articles on twitter feeds with 300 followers.
 
2013-11-13 02:12:51 PM

FLMountainMan: DamnYankees: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.

If asking people to turn off their phones during dinner is all it takes to make you an asshole, then I guess we just disagree.

Especially if the host and other houseguests have to worry about everything they say or do ending up on TMZ.


Exactly.
 
2013-11-13 02:17:17 PM

Wellon Dowd: I'm a straight dude but I'd do him.


HA!  My girlfriend is straight but said she'd do Sandra Bullock.  I then said I'd do George Clooney (I'm straight).  Still waiting for that four-some
 
2013-11-13 02:18:47 PM

DamnYankees: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.

If asking people to turn off their phones during dinner is all it takes to make you an asshole, then I guess we just disagree.


Not only that, but it's not like he's asking Cousin Susie to turn off her phone, he's talking about the kind of people who get calls at all times and then go into hour long meetings. I don't think it's a bad rule, either.

TFA pretty much sucks. Not really a lot to make me hate him. OMG, he can't operate his coffee machine? What a prick!  /Really, subby?
 
2013-11-13 02:19:29 PM
"'Fifteen minutes longer and a thought process and probably you wouldn't have done that.'"

Imma steal this one.
 
2013-11-13 02:20:37 PM
I'd blow him anyway.
 
2013-11-13 02:24:30 PM

bikerbob59: Wellon Dowd: I'm a straight dude but I'd do him.

HA!  My girlfriend is straight but said she'd do Sandra Bullock.  I then said I'd do George Clooney (I'm straight).  Still waiting for that four-some


I see your play.  You're accidentally going to disregard George, distract him with your GF, and give Sandra all the attention.
 
2013-11-13 02:25:08 PM
I don't know, after reading that, I still kind of like the guy.  It's not like I'll ever really know him well enough to have a true opinion one way or another, though.
 
2013-11-13 02:25:40 PM
Is he more or less of an asshole than people who write about what actors or singers are doing when they're not acting or singing?

By the way, my wife frequently compares me to George Clooney. But not favorably.
 
2013-11-13 02:27:09 PM
Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.
 
2013-11-13 02:29:36 PM
I'd rather hate the author and everyone else at gawker before I hate on Clooney. It's an online gossip publication. Being a gossiper is a negative character trait and it usually means you are also some form of asshole or biatch who contributes nothing positive to society.

Besides... Those that remember Clooney trying to give Hollywood credit for the civil rights movement at the oscars already knew he can be an ahole.
 
2013-11-13 02:30:56 PM
Calling Ashton Kutcher an idiot makes you an asshole now?
 
2013-11-13 02:31:49 PM

Mikey1969: DamnYankees: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.

If asking people to turn off their phones during dinner is all it takes to make you an asshole, then I guess we just disagree.

Not only that, but it's not like he's asking Cousin Susie to turn off her phone, he's talking about the kind of people who get calls at all times and then go into hour long meetings. I don't think it's a bad rule, either.

TFA pretty much sucks. Not really a lot to make me hate him. OMG, he can't operate his coffee machine? What a prick!  /Really, subby?


I'd make fun of him for not being to operate a coffee machine, but, like the rest of the people in this thread, I'm failing to pick up on anything that would deign to make him an asshole.
 
2013-11-13 02:32:28 PM
i936.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 02:41:30 PM
He calls out Russell Crowe, has fun, doesn't marry, and beds many beautiful women.

I have a new coffee maker I don't know how to work yet too.

We're a lot alike, the Cloon Man and me.
 
2013-11-13 02:41:41 PM
uashome.alaska.edu
Cloon...
 
2013-11-13 02:41:59 PM

coinspinner: Calling Ashton Kutcher an idiot makes you an asshole now?


On the contrary: it's about halfway down the Vatican's punch list for sainthood.
 
2013-11-13 02:42:53 PM

NuttierThanEver: If being an asshole means I get a shot at this
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 344x425]
then pass me the Preperation H


Stunning.
 
2013-11-13 02:45:07 PM

redmid17: Mikey1969: DamnYankees: Because People in power are Stupid: DamnYankees: Ok, I read that article, and absolutely nothing in there makes him seem lika an asshole to me. What am I missing?

It takes one to know one. I guess you don't enforce arbitrary rules on your house-guests.

If asking people to turn off their phones during dinner is all it takes to make you an asshole, then I guess we just disagree.

Not only that, but it's not like he's asking Cousin Susie to turn off her phone, he's talking about the kind of people who get calls at all times and then go into hour long meetings. I don't think it's a bad rule, either.

TFA pretty much sucks. Not really a lot to make me hate him. OMG, he can't operate his coffee machine? What a prick!  /Really, subby?

I'd make fun of him for not being to operate a coffee machine, but, like the rest of the people in this thread, I'm failing to pick up on anything that would deign to make him an asshole.


Hell, I kinda like him... They had the story about 2 years back about how he was doing these "ridiculous" coffee commercials in France or Spain or somewhere, I decided to click on the link, and it turns out he does these things to pay his bills, and that allows him to take his time and do the movies he WANTS to do, regardless of how good or bad they are, he does them because he enjoys them.
 
2013-11-13 02:45:50 PM
A Gawker article slamming a well liked Hollywood actor by being nitpicky over certain events. Are they still paying Gawker writers with peanuts and bits of fuzzy string?
 
2013-11-13 02:47:19 PM

farkingismybusiness: [uashome.alaska.edu image 395x259]
Cloon...


dammit!  that snerk-out-loud got me a look over the cubicle wall......
 
2013-11-13 02:48:53 PM

farkingismybusiness: Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.


I think I just had an existential crisis.
 
2013-11-13 02:50:29 PM
FTFA "rubbing turkey bacon on himself to make a rescue dog fall in love with him "

Turkey bacon??


What an assole
 
2013-11-13 02:50:54 PM

farkingismybusiness: Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.


www.reactiongifs.us
 
2013-11-13 02:56:00 PM

NuttierThanEver: If being an asshole means I get a shot at this
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 344x425]
then pass me the Preperation H


This.
 
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