meanmutton: nocturnal001: Wait wait.So guy writes a book that makes women horny.Book is being turned into a mass market movie.Farkers are mad about it?twoguysplayingvideogamesinthat40yearoldvirginmovie.jpgNo one is mad about it. People (correctly) think that the book was horribly written (compare it to, say, Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty trilogy) and find it amusing that they've had so much trouble with trying to adapt poorly written porn into an R-rated movie that they've been churning through actors (finally settling on a woman in her 40s to play the young, nubile virgin) and been putting filming off and off. That shiat is funny./Personally, I LOVED when my wife read that book. It was three straight days of continuous sexy fun-time.
Lexx: There's no point in making 50 shades unless it's a hard rated R, or even X.
Saiga410: rjakobi: The producers need to be shown the door. Pure and simple. This is only worth a Cinemax treatment and nothing more.No no no no. This needs to be made as an epic so large that Demille would be wowed. It needs to be produced with a budget that eclipses all others. If an actor does not sign on, add a zero to the offer. We must have the best.
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