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(Des Moines Register)   Woman accused of stalking the band Hanson says she didn't know the restraining order against her included a ban from seeing them in concert. Also, Hanson still has stalkers   (desmoinesregister.com) divider line 48
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2013-11-13 09:53:43 AM
"still"???
 
2013-11-13 10:18:41 AM
And concerts
 
2013-11-13 10:23:11 AM
Hanson's still alive and well.  They're not doing teeny bopper music anymore, but they struggle to shake that mmmbop image.

Some good music out there by them, check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh8mQU-tNyM
 
2013-11-13 11:13:38 AM
And I thought the lady who killed herself and 31 dogs a few links down was the weirdest thing I'd read today.

Hanson? Really?!
 
2013-11-13 11:13:50 AM

reillan: ...they struggle to shake that mmmbop image.


Proof that they are trying a little too hard:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/18/hanson-got-me-drunk -o n-their-new-beer-mmmhops-really.html
 
2013-11-13 11:14:42 AM
At this point I figure all of Hanson's concert crowd are stalkers.
 
2013-11-13 11:17:53 AM
i191.photobucket.com

Approve of this stalker's shenanigans.
 
2013-11-13 11:18:28 AM
she's cute, I'd let her stalk me in the bedroom.

/it is not that they still havestalkers, it is that they are still a band
 
2013-11-13 11:20:50 AM
This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.  She even wrote NKOTB in her car windows for their reunion tour and left it there for months.  She scares me.  I thought this would be the best place to convey this message.  If I don't post again today, you'll know she finally got me.
 
2013-11-13 11:22:54 AM

Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.


It would seem as if she has

.....pause...

the right stuff
 
2013-11-13 11:24:27 AM
Haven't thought about Hanson at all for at least 15 years. My interest here is waning....
 
2013-11-13 11:25:02 AM

H31N0US: Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.

It would seem as if she has

.....pause...

the right stuff


Must be hard living near someone like that. Keep on hangin' tough, man.
 
2013-11-13 11:25:36 AM

Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.  She even wrote NKOTB in her car windows for their reunion tour and left it there for months.  She scares me.  I thought this would be the best place to convey this message.  If I don't post again today, you'll know she finally got me.


Step by step, you'll get through it, and if you go away, the neighbor wins, so keep hangin' tough.

/also, your car needs a wash.
 
2013-11-13 11:26:17 AM

Millennium: H31N0US: Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.

It would seem as if she has

.....pause...

the right stuff

Must be hard living near someone like that. Keep on hangin' tough, man.


*tiny fist*
 
2013-11-13 11:26:29 AM
That shiatty song is almost 20 years old now.  Yeesh.
 
2013-11-13 11:27:01 AM
She chose not to show up to her own hearing and now she's surprised that she was ruled against? What a maroon.
 
2013-11-13 11:28:08 AM
So which one of them stuck their dick in crazy?
 
2013-11-13 11:31:09 AM
after the band's manager spotted her in the crowd at the band's show at the Simon Estes Amphitheater

Two things:

1) I sometimes have trouble finding the people I came to the show with at amphitheater shows, so nice job by the band's manager to pick out one person in the crowd, unless there were only 30 people there.

2) She was 9 when MMMBop came out.
 
2013-11-13 11:33:50 AM

p0nk: So which one of them stuck their dick in crazy?


She looks a little young for the oldest one, the keyboardest is gay, so I'm going to guess the drummer.

They released an album last spring.  I heard a commercial for it in the movie theatre bathroom.  No, I did not just finish a mad libs.  Sounded Counting Crows-ish.

/wait... which one is counting crows and which is the black crows?
//the less bluesy one
 
2013-11-13 11:36:16 AM
I was going to ask which gas station they were working at now.
 
2013-11-13 11:37:33 AM
An "incident".. but they don't say what she did to have earned the title of stalker...

Poor reporting.
 
2013-11-13 11:38:33 AM
I want to know what she did to get the restraining order. It must have been really bad cause I used to live in Tulsa and I've seen some crazy stuff associated with that band.

Zac was and is a really nice guy. The other two are douches.
 
2013-11-13 11:39:27 AM
Sounds like she'd better take a seat over there...

Oh, THAT Hanson.
 
2013-11-13 11:40:22 AM
And in an Mmmbop she's gone...
 
2013-11-13 11:44:29 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And concerts


They were at Epcot a couple of weeks ago for Food and Wine.  We kept walking.... quickly...
 
2013-11-13 11:48:57 AM
She must have been easy to spot with only 9 people in the room.
 
2013-11-13 11:58:55 AM
The guys in Hanson have to be grandparents by now.
 
2013-11-13 11:58:59 AM
MMMStalk
 
2013-11-13 12:08:33 PM
Went to school with their parents.  Other than that, I got nothin'.
 
2013-11-13 12:30:23 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-11-13 12:33:48 PM
Is there any back story on how this woman ended up with a restraining order in the first place?
 
2013-11-13 12:36:56 PM
I'd say she needs to get professional help for the ol' noggin.

A case of Hanson's disease?  Oh, that name's taken already.
 
2013-11-13 12:39:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/Old Time Hockey
//Eddie Shore
 
2013-11-13 12:41:08 PM

Millennium: H31N0US: Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.

It would seem as if she has

.....pause...

the right stuff

Must be hard living near someone like that. Keep on hangin' tough, man.


You should try to get the poor woman some help. Maybe there's a 12 step program for boy band addicts?
She could take it step by step.
 
2013-11-13 12:45:35 PM
My neice is crazy about them. I told her that I farked the chick in Hanson .
 
2013-11-13 12:50:17 PM

mike_d85: p0nk: So which one of them stuck their dick in crazy?

She looks a little young for the oldest one, the keyboardest is gay, so I'm going to guess the drummer.

They released an album last spring.  I heard a commercial for it in the movie theatre bathroom.  No, I did not just finish a mad libs.  Sounded Counting Crows-ish.

/wait... which one is counting crows and which is the black crows?
//the less bluesy one


You don't have to go by "looks".....  "Alexandra Eileen Martin, 26"
 
2013-11-13 01:06:14 PM

Millennium: H31N0US: Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.

It would seem as if she has

.....pause...

the right stuff

Must be hard living near someone like that. Keep on hangin' tough, man.


Someone needs to ween her off the NKOTB addiction step by step.
 
2013-11-13 01:25:57 PM

Anastacya: Millennium: H31N0US: Nana's Vibrator: This isn't all that far-fetched.  I have a 30-something old neighbor with crazy amounts of fanatic New Kids on the Block stuff.

It would seem as if she has

.....pause...

the right stuff

Must be hard living near someone like that. Keep on hangin' tough, man.

Someone needs to ween her off the NKOTB addiction step by step.


Nah she's just a Cover Girl
 
2013-11-13 01:39:14 PM
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2013-11-13 02:00:33 PM
I used to work with one of these people.  Her license plate (ISYN) was MMMBOP.  She literally would take a week off at a time to follow them around the nearest tour stops.  She also weighed as much as at least two of them combined.

It's not the dedication to a band that scares me, it's the dedication to a band that unbelievably irrelevant to anything or anyone else that scares me.
 
2013-11-13 02:01:01 PM
Hanson is so hot right now...

carboncostume.com
 
2013-11-13 02:26:11 PM
UrukHaiGuyz, Millennium, H31N0US, eas81, Anastacya , kid_icarus

I just really want to print out this thread and nail it to my neighbor's door.  This is more than entertaining.  Thanks.
 
2013-11-13 02:39:57 PM

imfallen_angel: An "incident".. but they don't say what she did to have earned the title of stalker...

Poor reporting.


It's obvious she was following them around and she wouldn't mmmstop.
 
2013-11-13 02:52:52 PM

Pucca: I want to know what she did to get the restraining order. It must have been really bad cause I used to live in Tulsa and I've seen some crazy stuff associated with that band.

Zac was and is a really nice guy. The other two are douches.


I found (quickly):

Records show Zac, Taylor, and Isaac Hanson accuse Martin of harassing, accosting, and stalking them.  They say the suspect would be seen hiding outside their home and vehicles.(source: http://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/woman-busted-stalking-band-hanson / nZhJ9/ )
 
2013-11-13 06:42:27 PM
I'd mmmbop her
 
2013-11-13 10:50:50 PM
Where's the Love between all of them?
 
2013-11-14 06:48:44 AM
had the song from their new album "tell her" or some shiat playing repeatedly through the cinemas as part of the pre movie music/commercials.

No, it isn't that good.

But I don't know which one I was more tired of, taylor swifts 22, or that hanson.

Either way, it's a new set of crap songs now, so...bless the fark out of that.
 
2013-11-14 03:46:31 PM
"Hanson?  Hanson?"

i.imgur.com
 
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