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2013-11-13 11:06:18 AM
www.du9.org
 
2013-11-13 11:36:21 AM
they wrote a check for a keyboard?  is that like $20?
 
2013-11-13 11:41:39 AM
NBA star + Travelodge = ?
 
2013-11-13 11:41:56 AM
Well they probably wrote a check for one of those keyboards that doesnt make noise when you type on it. You could call it hush money.
 
2013-11-13 11:44:58 AM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: NBA star + Travelodge = ?


Well, there IS a shortage of hotel space in Orlando, and he probably didn't have internet access to make a reservation anywhere.
 
2013-11-13 11:46:17 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-13 11:56:45 AM
A guy that size needs to make sure he keeps his temper in check.  If the cops come while he's still destroying stuff and he doesn't immediately stop, I could see them pulling the trigger sooner than later.
 
2013-11-13 12:05:18 PM
<zooey deschanel voice>That's hilarious</zooey deschanel voice>
 
2013-11-13 12:06:25 PM
He went full Incognito
 
2013-11-13 12:19:15 PM
"Orlando Magic forward Glen "Big Baby" Davis...."

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/wonder if the new Stern will fix the Draft to have the Celtics win
 
2013-11-13 12:25:32 PM
"The Travelodge employee immediately called police"

lulz
 
2013-11-13 12:26:33 PM
LOL, if I'm going to rage on equipment, the monitor actually has a little weight behind it, and will make a MUCH more satisfying crash when it hits the ground. Of course, keyboards have 101 keys to go in every direction.
 
2013-11-13 12:36:36 PM
At last count Orlando has about 35,000 hotel rooms. Also he should be lucky that Mr or Ms night desk clerk didn't put a .357 hole in his stupid entitled ass.....

13% of the population 50% of the crime.... numbers never lie
 
2013-11-13 12:44:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 12:45:43 PM
And people wonder why nobody watches the NBA anymore.
 
2013-11-13 12:55:35 PM
Well, now that we've escalated to full-on Klan meeting, let me be the first to say "welcome to fark"
 
2013-11-13 12:59:07 PM

tampaflacouple: 13% of the population 50% of the crime.... numbers never lie


buckeyebrain: And people wonder why nobody watches the NBA anymore.


... backs slowly out of thread.

/this was Florida; we should be happy the story ended how it did
 
2013-11-13 01:20:06 PM

tampaflacouple: At last count Orlando has about 35,000 hotel rooms. Also he should be lucky that Mr or Ms night desk clerk didn't put a .357 hole in his stupid entitled ass.....

13% of the population 50% of the crime.... numbers never lie


You're right, that hotel sure could have used a neighborhood watchman...
 
2013-11-13 01:21:52 PM

Lost Thought 00: Well, now that we've escalated to full-on Klan meeting, let me be the first to say "welcome to fark"


Because anybody that doesn't swallow what the NBA feeds you is automatically a racist.  That's a good little mark.  *pats you on the head*  David Stern wuvs you.
 
2013-11-13 01:27:10 PM

buckeyebrain: Lost Thought 00: Well, now that we've escalated to full-on Klan meeting, let me be the first to say "welcome to fark"

Because anybody that doesn't swallow what the NBA feeds you is automatically a racist.  That's a good little mark.  *pats you on the head*  David Stern wuvs you.


Glad to know that you defend the person in this thread who call every black person a criminal who should be locked in jail. Goodbye, Racist
 
2013-11-13 01:30:17 PM

Lost Thought 00: buckeyebrain: Lost Thought 00: Well, now that we've escalated to full-on Klan meeting, let me be the first to say "welcome to fark"

Because anybody that doesn't swallow what the NBA feeds you is automatically a racist.  That's a good little mark.  *pats you on the head*  David Stern wuvs you.

Glad to know that you defend the person in this thread who call every black person a criminal who should be locked in jail. Goodbye, Racist


I did no such thing.  Do you and your fellow marks realize how many times you've attacked me over the years because I don't pretend that the NBA is a legitimate athletic competition?
 
2013-11-13 01:34:38 PM

buckeyebrain: I don't pretend that the NBA is a legitimate athletic competition


I gotta agree with this comment. The NBA is a friggin joke. And a lot of that is due to officiating.
 
2013-11-13 01:44:52 PM

tampaflacouple: At last count Orlando has about 35,000 hotel rooms. Also he should be lucky that Mr or Ms night desk clerk didn't put a .357 hole in his stupid entitled ass.....

13% of the population 50% of the crime.... numbers never lie


I would actually think you would find that the crime statistics on people who annoy you who have the income level, background (university prep school), and diet (vegan) that Mr. Davis does are much closer to the whole American average, if not lower than it.  Of course, this requires looking at an individual's particular characteristics other than race and may require more effort than you'd like to expend.

Going even further, you could also look at Davis' demonstrated emotional instability and see that he'd likely throw a tantrum like this at some point in his life.
 
2013-11-13 01:55:11 PM
It'd be simpler to fine Glen Davis every day until he forces himself to rescind that godawful stupid-ass nickname which I will never use no matter how often ESPN tries to make me use it.

Not racist.
 
2013-11-13 02:00:42 PM
So, he plays for Orlando, and has for the past couple of seasons.  I presume he has a place to live in Orlando.  Maybe we can figure out why he would need a motel room in Orlando and might get really upset there wasn't one available.  Hmm.
 
2013-11-13 02:03:44 PM

animesucks: they wrote a check for a keyboard?  is that like $20?


I type heavy on the keyboards like I'm trying to push the keys through the desk. One time at a past job the IT guy was in my office and saw how I typed. He threatened to make me pay for a keyboard if I broke it, and said it like keyboards cost as much as a new computer. I told him I'll bring in my own crappy $14 keyboard if this is such a big issue. Should've pointed out to him he should worry more about fixing his bad implementation of desktops in the office.
 
2013-11-13 02:03:46 PM

Cataholic: So, he plays for Orlando, and has for the past couple of seasons.  I presume he has a place to live in Orlando.  Maybe we can figure out why he would need a motel room in Orlando and might get really upset there wasn't one available.  Hmm.


If someone is checking into a hotel at 4:03 am, he's not there to sleep.
 
2013-11-13 02:08:20 PM
Marcus Jones?
 
2013-11-13 02:10:26 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: buckeyebrain: I don't pretend that the NBA is a legitimate athletic competition

I gotta agree with this comment. The NBA is a friggin joke. And a lot of that is due to officiating.


If it is the refs, then where are there constantly so much hostility and distaste for the players?

rjakobi: It'd be simpler to fine Glen Davis every day until he forces himself to rescind that godawful stupid-ass nickname which I will never use no matter how often ESPN tries to make me use it.

Not racist.


He has gone on record that he didnt like the nickname, but others keep calling him it.

tampaflacouple: At last count Orlando has about 35,000 hotel rooms. Also he should be lucky that Mr or Ms night desk clerk didn't put a .357 hole in his stupid entitled ass.....

13% of the population 50% of the crime.... numbers never lie


And white people commit more crime per capita than Asians. You dont see Asians going around calling white people to have a .357 put in their asses.
 
2013-11-13 02:14:37 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: buckeyebrain: I don't pretend that the NBA is a legitimate athletic competition

I gotta agree with this comment. The NBA is a friggin joke. And a lot of that is due to officiating.


The rest of it is due to people like this:
thesportspost.com

\swear there's a ICP tat hidden in there somewhere
 
2013-11-13 02:16:01 PM

Lost Thought 00: buckeyebrain: Lost Thought 00: Well, now that we've escalated to full-on Klan meeting, let me be the first to say "welcome to fark"

Because anybody that doesn't swallow what the NBA feeds you is automatically a racist.  That's a good little mark.  *pats you on the head*  David Stern wuvs you.

Glad to know that you defend the person in this thread who call every black person a criminal who should be locked in jail. Goodbye, Racist


You sound......successful and attractive.
 
2013-11-13 02:42:12 PM
Whatever.
 
2013-11-13 02:49:32 PM
I thank the good lord for no NBA team in Pittsburgh.

/go stillers
//go pens
///go bucs
////go away NBA
 
2013-11-13 03:54:20 PM
Huh. I figured a player throwing a tantrum would refer to Princess Brady.
 
2013-11-13 04:29:59 PM

tampaflacouple: At last count Orlando has about 35,000 hotel rooms. Also he should be lucky that Mr or Ms night desk clerk didn't put a .357 hole in his stupid entitled ass.....

13% of the population 50% of the crime.... numbers never lie


What are you trying to say?

Just say it pussy.
 
2013-11-13 05:14:46 PM
i158.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-13 05:33:51 PM
I liked the lady's reaction sitting on the couch talking on the phone, she was probably like "Hold on, Imma going to have to call you back."
 
2013-11-13 07:18:34 PM

rjakobi: It'd be simpler to fine Glen Davis every day until he forces himself to rescind that godawful stupid-ass nickname which I will never use no matter how often ESPN tries to make me use it.

Not racist.


Why should he be fined when it's Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless who use it all the time?  If anything, they're the ones who should be fined!
 
2013-11-13 08:01:48 PM

Ponzholio: I liked the lady's reaction sitting on the couch talking on the phone, she was probably like "Hold on, Imma going to have to call you back."


I was wondering if they were together.
 
2013-11-14 07:20:31 AM
what an asshole
 
2013-11-14 07:52:53 AM
Law enforcement sources tell us cops took a report but Davis was not arrested ...

Had this incident involved someone who was not a professional athlete the outcome would have been very different.
 
2013-11-14 09:49:22 AM

SDRR: Law enforcement sources tell us cops took a report but Davis was not arrested ...

Had this incident involved someone who was not a professional athlete the outcome would have been very different.


No, not really.
 
2013-11-14 10:08:50 AM
If someone pulls that at my hotel, they had better be placed under arrest and I don't give a care about the dollar value of the item(s) destroyed, they deliberately damaged my workplace's property and that all I care about.
 
2013-11-14 10:31:38 AM

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: If someone pulls that at my hotel, they had better be placed under arrest and I don't give a care about the dollar value of the item(s) destroyed, they deliberately damaged my workplace's property and that all I care about.


What you want and what will happen are entirely different things, especially when the legal system is involved.
 
2013-11-14 11:34:34 AM

buckeyebrain: Lost Thought 00: Well, now that we've escalated to full-on Klan meeting, let me be the first to say "welcome to fark"

Because anybody that doesn't swallow what the NBA feeds you is automatically a racist.  That's a good little mark.  *pats you on the head*  David Stern wuvs you.


Good Lord, are there any sane people in Ohio? I'm beginning to think the answer is "no".
 
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