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(International Business Times)   The humor is strong with this one, Jennifer Lawrence to replace Harrison Ford as Han Solo according to this non-rumor   (ibtimes.com) divider line 79
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2013-11-13 08:52:07 AM
I'd still watch it.
 
2013-11-13 08:52:23 AM
I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.
 
2013-11-13 08:56:15 AM
Is Jennifer Lawrence famous or something?
 
2013-11-13 08:57:44 AM
She's fairly attractive, and seems somewhat normal. I'd stuff her like a pepper.
 
2013-11-13 08:59:26 AM
See, whenever anyone in the entire world says to her, "I love you," she can always respond, "I know."
And she'd probably never be wrong.
 
2013-11-13 09:00:21 AM
Something something shoot first, if you know what I something, and I something you do.
 
2013-11-13 09:00:32 AM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.


Oh, she's the farking Pope, now?
 
2013-11-13 09:01:39 AM
Misleading headline is misleading.  It very clearly states in the article that even she thought that was a silly idea.

About the only thing I'm really confused about now is what the Episode VII story line will be that requires a young Han Solo.
 
2013-11-13 09:02:56 AM
well, river phoenix is dead, so they can't go with the last person who played a young harrison ford.
 
2013-11-13 09:03:00 AM

durbnpoisn: About the only thing I'm really confused about now is what the Episode VII story line will be that requires a young Han Solo.


Boba Fett's pal at the Intergalactic Foster Home on Alderaan.
 
2013-11-13 09:04:49 AM
So why not just rename the character to Hope Solo?
 
2013-11-13 09:05:29 AM
Han gets a sex change? Hollywood really is going full LGBT
 
2013-11-13 09:05:40 AM

The_Original_Roxtar: well, river phoenix is dead, so they can't go with the last person who played a young harrison ford.


Shia LaBouef played his son once.  Like peas in a pod, those two.  And Shia is the greatest actor of his generation and many generations to come!  It's a perfect match,  I'll write up the contracts.
 
2013-11-13 09:09:49 AM
 
2013-11-13 09:11:17 AM

Nana's Vibrator: The_Original_Roxtar: well, river phoenix is dead, so they can't go with the last person who played a young harrison ford.

Shia LaBouef played his son once.  Like peas in a pod, those two.  And Shia is the greatest actor of his generation and many generations to come!  It's a perfect match,  I'll write up the contracts.


You owe me a new keyboard
 
2013-11-13 09:14:36 AM
I'd be fine with that.
 
2013-11-13 09:16:03 AM

durbnpoisn: Misleading headline is misleading.  It very clearly states in the article that even she thought that was a silly idea.

About the only thing I'm really confused about now is what the Episode VII story line will be that requires a young Han Solo.


Obama's magic time machine?
 
2013-11-13 09:16:38 AM

Kuta: So why not just rename the character to Hope Solo?


SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
 
2013-11-13 09:17:49 AM
I'm pretty damn positive I would allow her a seat on my face.
 
2013-11-13 09:18:20 AM

DubtodaIll: Is Jennifer Lawrence famous or something?


She's an actor, so kinda.

Additionally, she appears to have an actual sense of humor, not the painfully faked levity that most celebrities put on for interviews, and is capable of speaking without a script for a while without putting her foot in her mouth.  I think she gets more interviews than her level of fame merits based on the sheer novelty of that in Hollywood.
 
2013-11-13 09:18:46 AM

EyeballKid: durbnpoisn: About the only thing I'm really confused about now is what the Episode VII story line will be that requires a young Han Solo.

Boba Fett's pal at the Intergalactic Foster Home on Alderaan.


Don't make me get all nerdy on you.
Solo is Corellian and Boba Fett was cloned on Kamino.  I don't think either one of them had ever been to Alderaan.

I do know what happened to Alderaan though.
 
2013-11-13 09:18:51 AM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.


Poverty ?
 
2013-11-13 09:18:58 AM

Kuta: So why not just rename the character to Hope Solo?


Right. Like George Lucas has it in him to make a new Hope.
 
2013-11-13 09:19:33 AM

Ooba Tooba: She's fairly attractive, and seems somewhat normal. I'd stuff her like a pepper.


www.bbcgoodfood.com

/they have medicine for that now
 
2013-11-13 09:22:26 AM
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2013-11-13 09:23:39 AM

EyeballKid: Kuta: So why not just rename the character to Hope Solo?

Right. Like George Lucas has it in him to make a new Hope.


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/I laughed
 
2013-11-13 09:24:42 AM
I know that the Expanded Universe is pretty much non-canon now (if it ever was)... but I would love to see her as Jaina Solo...
 
2013-11-13 09:30:10 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 09:33:20 AM
Unavailable for comment...

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2013-11-13 09:35:23 AM
Jim_Callahan:
Additionally, she appears to have an actual sense of humor, not the painfully faked levity that most celebrities put on for interviews, and is capable of speaking without a script for a while without putting her foot in her mouth.  I think she gets more interviews than her level of fame merits based on the sheer novelty of that in Hollywood.

She acts like a normal person, is what it comes down to.  I've never seen her work so I can't judge her as an actor, but she seems like Betty to most celebrities' Veronicas, so to speak.
 
2013-11-13 09:37:16 AM
I've seen porn of this...
 
2013-11-13 09:39:26 AM
It would be a terrible mistake to cast anyone but a complete unknown as young Han Solo. No one who doesn't have a blank slate and everything to prove can possibly hope to fill those shoes.
 
2013-11-13 09:45:59 AM
star wars has been shiat for 30 years, why is this even a thing?
 
2013-11-13 09:46:18 AM
This young lady is as cute as a speckled puppy in a little red wagon -- even when dropping f-bombs. Her public personality is humble and humurous. In contrast to the Lohans, Cyruses, and Kardashians, she is a breath of fresh air. I will watch any movie in which she stars.
 
2013-11-13 09:46:50 AM
It's going to be Justin Bieber, just you wait.
 
2013-11-13 09:58:48 AM

DarkPascual: I know that the Expanded Universe is pretty much non-canon now (if it ever was)... but I would love to see her as Jaina Solo...


Jaina Solo is good, but how about Tenel Ka?
 
2013-11-13 10:09:33 AM
She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts.
 
2013-11-13 10:15:31 AM

durbnpoisn: About the only thing I'm really confused about now is what the Episode VII story line will be that requires a young Han Solo.


This.

Help from some Star Wars geek needed.
 
2013-11-13 10:20:16 AM
That's silly.

She needs to play his kid, though. Make that happen, Disney.
 
2013-11-13 10:20:30 AM

EyeballKid: Kuta: So why not just rename the character to Hope Solo?

Right. Like George Lucas has it in him to make a new Hope.


Oh.... oh well played, well played indeed.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-11-13 10:28:17 AM

Jim_Callahan: DubtodaIll: Is Jennifer Lawrence famous or something?

She's an actor, so kinda.

Additionally, she appears to have an actual sense of humor, not the painfully faked levity that most celebrities put on for interviews, and is capable of speaking without a script for a while without putting her foot in her mouth.   I think she gets more interviews than her level of fame merits based on the sheer novelty of that in Hollywood.


She's the most recent recipient of the Best Actress Oscar. She played the lead in a film that grossed $400 million (domestic), and whose sequel is coming out in nine days. Yes, she has one of the most beloved personas in Hollywood, but she'd be all over for better or worse in any case.
 
2013-11-13 10:33:47 AM
I do not want to see a young Indiana camel-toe.

/set up
//go for it
 
2013-11-13 10:58:41 AM

George Babbitt: durbnpoisn: About the only thing I'm really confused about now is what the Episode VII story line will be that requires a young Han Solo.

This.

Help from some Star Wars geek needed.


According to what I've heard, Episode VII is supposed to be taking place after Return of the Jedi.  This is why it's convenient that all of the original actors are much older now.  There are some other stories (comics, novels, and games) that tell the story of Han prior to A New Hope.  But last I heard, they weren't going to make yet another prequel.  Perhaps they had some idea for some flashback scenes.
 
2013-11-13 10:58:48 AM

OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.


You shouldn't say that. It's off-putting
 
2013-11-13 11:05:43 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.

You shouldn't say that. It's off-putting


You should be off-pudding
 
2013-11-13 11:11:56 AM

Wellon Dowd: She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts.


I see what you did there.

nicely done.
 
2013-11-13 11:12:06 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.

You shouldn't say that. It's off-putting


You shouldn't say that, it's vague and indeterminate.
 
2013-11-13 11:29:06 AM
In related news " Chewy got a boner!"
 
2013-11-13 11:58:36 AM

stealthd: Ctrl-Alt-Del: OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.

You shouldn't say that. It's off-putting

You should be off-pudding


+1 for being the very next comment

George Babbitt: Ctrl-Alt-Del: OtherLittleGuy: I'll start caring when she takes care of all the pedophilia and poverty in Hollywood.

You shouldn't say that. It's off-putting

You shouldn't say that, it's vague and indeterminate.


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-13 12:12:17 PM

TheYeti: It's going to be Justin Bieber, just you wait.


Only if they bring back Jat Jar Binks.
 
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