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3961 clicks; posted to Geek » on 13 Nov 2013 at 8:57 AM (34 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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db2
2013-11-13 09:20:18 AM
Lay down in tub, turn on shower. Done.
 
2013-11-13 09:23:46 AM
So she can be bathed and sent to my room at the same time?
 
2013-11-13 09:34:36 AM
As long as there has been heated water in showers, people have been sleeping under the flow of the water.
 
2013-11-13 09:50:49 AM
Wait, what?  I thought asian massage parlors already had table showers.
 
2013-11-13 09:59:45 AM
Last person I know who was asleep in the shower nearly drowned.

//Alcohol could possibly have been involved.
 
2013-11-13 10:25:00 AM

love_alice: Wait, what?  I thought asian massage parlors already had table showers.


Happy endings are a myth.

/also, there is no sex in the champagne room.
 
2013-11-13 10:38:16 AM
While I appreciate the nice nkiid woman there, and the wonderful ass she has(Looked a lot like Liv Tyler when they remember to focus on her face), that commercial did almost nothing to explain what was so revolutionary about this until the very end. 6 showerheads. And a slab you lay on so that they water drains off and you're not just laying in your own leavings... Well, that's at least a different approach. Otherwise, it seems like people have had showers big enough to lay in for years.
 
2013-11-13 10:40:51 AM
My shower broke a while ago and I've been too lazy to fix it. In my other bathroom I have only a tub (no shower head). Now I actually prefer to sit in the tub and I use a big cup to dump water on my head. My girlfriend really wants me to fix the shower though so I had better get on that.
 
2013-11-13 11:11:00 AM
If/when I'm too old or disabled to wash myself, I'd rather lie down and have a car wash type of automated shower, instead of having to have a family member give me a sponge bath.
 
2013-11-13 11:42:26 AM
Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.
 
2013-11-13 11:58:51 AM
So taking a shower means being sprayed with water only?  What the hell happened to the soap?
 
2013-11-13 12:01:20 PM

BumpInTheNight: Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.


Urinating in the shower is already possible. Defecating in the shower is also technically possible, but not generally recommended.
 
2013-11-13 12:24:17 PM

BumpInTheNight: Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.


Confession: I piss in the shower.

Its my shower, I clean it, so who cares? Besides urine is good for athlete's foot or something ...
 
2013-11-13 12:28:00 PM
I pass out sleep in the shower all the time.
 
2013-11-13 01:28:54 PM
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What about showering and making salad?
 
2013-11-13 01:37:56 PM
It's bad enough now under one shower head when someone decides to flush / run the dishwasher. I don't want to imagine what it would be like to be under six shower heads when that shiat happens.

/we're going to need a bigger water heater
 
2013-11-13 01:40:54 PM
This would be the best thing ever for hangovers.
 
2013-11-13 01:45:43 PM
basscomm:  Defecating in the shower is also technically possible, but not generally recommended.

... heels it down the drain ...

/that's enough of that.
 
2013-11-13 02:05:14 PM
They need to design it so you can rest without fear of drowning and add a programmable sleep timer to turn off the water. And maybe an alarm to wake you up a little later as you dry off and get cold.
 
2013-11-13 02:29:21 PM

DigitalCoffee: It's bad enough now under one shower head when someone decides to flush / run the dishwasher. I don't want to imagine what it would be like to be under six shower heads when that shiat happens.

/we're going to need a bigger water heater


Or just get one of those tankless water heaters.
 
2013-11-13 02:46:04 PM

basscomm: BumpInTheNight: Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.

Urinating in the shower is already possible. Defecating in the shower is also technically possible, but not generally recommended.


Install a garbage disposal unit. Problem solved.
 
2013-11-13 03:21:13 PM

Contents Under Pressure: basscomm: BumpInTheNight: Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.

Urinating in the shower is already possible. Defecating in the shower is also technically possible, but not generally recommended.

Install a garbage disposal unit. Problem solved.


Good God man, do you shiat rocks or something?
 
2013-11-13 03:56:05 PM
That was erotic.
 
2013-11-13 04:25:47 PM
My BIL sent me an e-mail yesterday... "What do you think of Orbsys?"

Um, OK, spend at LEAST $3000 for some special shower system that recycles water and offers an 80% water savings and some energy savings.

I sent him a link for a $32 shower head that would save him 40% of his water usage.

We live in Michigan. Water is cheap. The orbsys system wouldn't break even for 20 years... and he'd be showering in re-used shower water. Yuck. The "coolness" factor of some of these things have to be balanced out against the practicality.

I don't need to shower laying down. I don't need to sleep while showering. It would not make me any cleaner... since it would be more difficult to reach spots to clean while laying down - and what about the surface you lay down on? As others have also stated... you can achieve the same effect laying down in your tub, anyway.

The sideboob was nice, though.
 
2013-11-13 07:30:31 PM
That has to be the stupidest thing I've seen in a while. Basically they installed 6 heads in a large shower. So what? This is one of those things some millionaire would have installed and then use twice.
 
2013-11-14 02:17:59 AM

basscomm: BumpInTheNight: Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.

Urinating in the shower is already possible. Defecating in the shower is also technically possible, but not generally recommended.


I've read on FARK that you can heal it down the drain to save time.
 
2013-11-14 02:18:34 AM

CigaretteSmokingMan: basscomm: BumpInTheNight: Now I just need a way to defecate or at least urinate while showering and my world will be complete.

Urinating in the shower is already possible. Defecating in the shower is also technically possible, but not generally recommended.

I've read on FARK that you can heal it down the drain to save time.


That's heel.
 
2013-11-14 11:46:03 AM

db2: Lay down in tub, turn on shower. Done.


Are you watching me shower?
 
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