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(Daily Mail)   Kim Kardashian pulled over by police on LA freeway for speeding, unsafe passing, having an unsecured wide load   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
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2013-11-13 08:59:43 AM
That is a fugly rolls.
 
2013-11-13 09:08:15 AM

basemetal: That is a fugly rolls.


Agreed, black out the headlamps and lose the hood ornament.

And I'd secure her wide load, with or without a ball-gag.

And, no, Kanye, regardless of the ball-gag situation, I will not let you finish fist.
 
2013-11-13 09:24:44 AM
Kardashians and Paparazzi in the same vicinity? If the LAPD ever had an excuse to break out a tactical nuke...
 
2013-11-13 09:39:32 AM
You have to be flying to get a ticket on an L.A. freeway.
 
2013-11-13 09:46:19 AM
yes i am sure the stalkers who were following her didn't call the police to get her a ticket. listen you can have all the hate in the world for Kim, but the paps are worse than she will ever be.
 
2013-11-13 09:48:23 AM
I wonder if the words "Do you know who I am" were spoken?

Kanye from the back seat... Officer, Im going to let you finish, but Ponch and John gave much better tickets.

and finally... Michelle demonstrates how to propertly place the wide load sign.

www.politifake.org
 
2013-11-13 09:59:40 AM
I hope the cops were large black men.
 
2013-11-13 10:06:02 AM

Brick-House: I wonder if the words "Do you know who I am" were spoken?

Kanye from the back seat... Officer, Im going to let you finish, but Ponch and John gave much better tickets.

and finally... Michelle demonstrates how to propertly place the wide load sign.

[www.politifake.org image 640x716]


1. Bringing politics into an Entertainment tab thread
2. Using a long debunked photoshopped pic

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-11-13 10:20:23 AM

Brick-House: I wonder if the words "Do you know who I am" were spoken?

Kanye from the back seat... Officer, Im going to let you finish, but Ponch and John gave much better tickets.

and finally... Michelle demonstrates how to propertly place the wide load sign.

[www.politifake.org image 640x716]


It's funny because she's American
 
2013-11-13 10:21:24 AM
Oh Fark Me I clicked in the wrong thread.
 
2013-11-13 10:28:39 AM
Please have some sympathy for the woman. Can you imagine how awful it would be to have cameras following your every move?
 
2013-11-13 10:43:27 AM

Luminiferous Aether: And, no, Kanye, regardless of the ball-gag situation, I will not let you finish fist.


I knew he was a sick farker.
 
2013-11-13 10:43:54 AM

Fox10456: Oh Fark Me I clicked in the wrong thread.


Sorry, but you clicked on a kardashian link. You're gonna have to be disinfected and quarantined now.
 
2013-11-13 11:03:43 AM
When her face isn't 'shopped to shiat, she looks very... artificial. Kind of like AI.
 
2013-11-13 11:20:58 AM

Cletus C.: Please have some sympathy for the woman. Can you imagine how awful it would be to have cameras following your every move?


The thing about that is that the whole family seems to *want* the cameras following their every move, so Kris and Company elected to have the circus be a 24/7 thing..
 
2013-11-13 11:26:53 AM
Another chance to upload one of my favorite pics:

img.fark.net
 
2013-11-13 11:27:11 AM

metallion: Cletus C.: Please have some sympathy for the woman. Can you imagine how awful it would be to have cameras following your every move?

The thing about that is that the whole family seems to *want* the cameras following their every move, so Kris and Company elected to have the circus be a 24/7 thing..


THIS

/no sympathy
 
2013-11-13 11:36:51 AM
looks like a donkeys ass to me
 
2013-11-13 11:46:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that Kim's wide load is very secure.
 
2013-11-13 11:51:35 AM

Biff_Steel: Another chance to upload one of my favorite pics:
[img.fark.net image 634x519]


Keep your fetish to yourself. Some of us aren't into peeing in the public pool pictures.

/Kid seems to be into it, though
//What a sick bithc.
 
2013-11-13 11:54:15 AM
static2.sdith-images.com
 
2013-11-13 11:59:51 AM

cryinoutloud: Biff_Steel: Another chance to upload one of my favorite pics:
[img.fark.net image 634x519]

Keep your fetish to yourself. Some of us aren't into peeing in the public pool pictures.

/Kid seems to be into it, though
//What a sick bithc.


www.ze.nl

farm3.static.flickr.com

im2.peldata.com

Bask in it, bask in its pixels.
 
2013-11-13 12:38:41 PM
Infernalist:[www.ze.nl image 320x462]

[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

[im2.peldata.com image 300x350]

Bask in it, bask in its pixels.


And a *whole* lotta pixels it is.
 
2013-11-13 01:02:23 PM
Did she kill someone important? No? Then stop bothering with this no talent coont.
 
2013-11-13 01:05:03 PM
Brick-House finally prompted me to use the "Ignore" feature. I see myself using it more from now on.
 
2013-11-13 01:20:31 PM
I got load she can secure, amirite guys?
 
2013-11-13 01:27:08 PM
NO MORE MINDLESS YAP-YAP ABOUT THAT VAIN SHALLOW B*TCH, PLEASE!
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-11-13 01:50:54 PM
I suppose if Kim broke out the "do you know who I am" defense, LAPD officers would have been obligated to shoot her.
 
2013-11-13 02:07:56 PM
Wait, they pulled her over? I thought people these days were only keeping up with the Kardashians.
 
2013-11-13 02:14:59 PM

rjakobi: I suppose if Kim broke out the "do you know who I am" defense, LAPD officers would have been obligated to shoot her.


Wouldn't that require some kind of manifesto on her part?
 
2013-11-13 02:15:29 PM
Who the fark keeps green lighting this crap?

Can the gods just load the whole family into a limo and drive it into a volcano? please?
 
2013-11-13 02:20:34 PM

ristst: Infernalist:[www.ze.nl image 320x462]
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]
[im2.peldata.com image 300x350]
Bask in it, bask in its pixels.
And a *whole* lotta pixels it is.


I just noted from the yoga pants thread that you farkers are into some fat-assed women.
 
2013-11-13 02:27:10 PM

JusticeandIndependence: You have to be flying to get a ticket on an L.A. freeway.


No kidding. I've lived here for almost twenty years and I don't think I've ever seen CHP pull someone over. The de facto speed limit is pretty much 80.
 
2013-11-13 02:44:07 PM

cryinoutloud: ristst: Infernalist:[www.ze.nl image 320x462]
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]
[im2.peldata.com image 300x350]
Bask in it, bask in its pixels.
And a *whole* lotta pixels it is.

I just noted from the yoga pants thread that you farkers are into some fat-assed women.


Generic snarky comment implying your homosexual status.

Also, standard 'welcome to fark' picture insert.
 
2013-11-13 02:50:17 PM

Infernalist: Generic snarky comment implying your homosexual status.
Also, standard 'welcome to fark' picture insert.


I am not going to have a goddamn Yooper insulting me. Yo momma so fat, when she went across the Mackinac Bridge, they had to shut down the entire bridge for her so it wouldn't collapse under her weight. yah!
 
2013-11-13 03:04:49 PM

HeliumAddict: Who the fark keeps green lighting this crap?

Can the gods just load the whole family into a limo and drive it into a volcano? please?


Why do you hate volcanoes?
 
2013-11-13 03:09:30 PM
cryinoutloud:
ristst: Infernalist:[www.ze.nl image 320x462]
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]
[im2.peldata.com image 300x350]
Bask in it, bask in its pixels.
And a *whole* lotta pixels it is. <-------- PLEASE NOTE OBVIOUS SARCASTIC REMARK CONTRARY TO ABOVE STATEMENT

I just noted from the yoga pants thread that you farkers are into some fat-assed women.
 
2013-11-13 03:33:15 PM
I got stuck in that traffic.  It was unexpected, considering it was a holiday.  When I got home, I had cold fish.  And I'm not just talking about my wife, either.
 
2013-11-13 03:44:56 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Brick-House: I wonder if the words "Do you know who I am" were spoken?

Kanye from the back seat... Officer, Im going to let you finish, but Ponch and John gave much better tickets.

and finally... Michelle demonstrates how to propertly place the wide load sign.

[www.politifake.org image 640x716]

1. Bringing politics into an Entertainment tab thread
2. Using a long debunked photoshopped pic

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 599x479]


What... that picture of Michelle is Photoshopped???  Hard to believe she down't ware that on her own.  Jeezz, get a sense of humor already. Didn't mean to inject politics in this thread, but it was the only picture of a big ass with a wide load sign pasted to it I could find. And I could photoshop one of KK because I am at work.
 
2013-11-13 03:55:55 PM

zappaisfrank: Brick-House finally prompted me to use the "Ignore" feature. I see myself using it more from now on.


You should change your name then.....Zappa was against censorship
 
2013-11-13 05:28:11 PM

karnal: zappaisfrank: Brick-House finally prompted me to use the "Ignore" feature. I see myself using it more from now on.

You should change your name then.....Zappa was against censorship



How is ignoring someone the same as censoring them?
 
2013-11-13 06:35:07 PM
Anyone got the "she BEEFS" quote? I know its overused but I can't help but laugh at it.
 
2013-11-13 07:22:47 PM

Infernalist: cryinoutloud: Biff_Steel: Another chance to upload one of my favorite pics:
[img.fark.net image 634x519]

Keep your fetish to yourself. Some of us aren't into peeing in the public pool pictures.

/Kid seems to be into it, though
//What a sick bithc.







Bask in it, bask in its pixels.


She's a vapid coont, but those pics make me drool.
 
2013-11-13 08:27:34 PM
She is such a waste of a body that represents 50,000,years worth the ideal form of female fertility. Cave paintings & graven idols were made in that image, but damn she dumb.
 
2013-11-13 08:52:38 PM

Texian: She is such a waste of a body that represents 50,000,years worth the ideal form of female fertility. Cave paintings & graven idols were made in that image, but damn she dumb.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-13 09:02:42 PM

Brick-House: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Brick-House: I wonder if the words "Do you know who I am" were spoken?

Kanye from the back seat... Officer, Im going to let you finish, but Ponch and John gave much better tickets.

and finally... Michelle demonstrates how to propertly place the wide load sign.

[www.politifake.org image 640x716]

1. Bringing politics into an Entertainment tab thread
2. Using a long debunked photoshopped pic

[bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 599x479]

What... that picture of Michelle is Photoshopped???  Hard to believe she down't ware that on her own.  Jeezz, get a sense of humor already. Didn't mean to inject politics in this thread, but it was the only picture of a big ass with a wide load sign pasted to it I could find. And I could photoshop one of KK because I am at work.


Heh, I'm with you brother, sometimes a fat ass is just a fat ass.

www.secretsofthefed.com

doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com

suzette.typepad.com

peacemoonbeam.typepad.com
 
2013-11-13 09:14:16 PM

ObeliskToucher: Texian: She is such a waste of a body that represents 50,000,years worth the ideal form of female fertility. Cave paintings & graven idols were made in that image, but damn she dumb.


Nice handle, makes that picture very appropriate.
 
2013-11-13 09:41:35 PM
Whenever I hear someone talk about the Kardashians I like to ask if they know their dad was O.J.'s lawyer and the answer is usually "no, really???" which surprised me at first. I thought everybody knew that. Now I think nobody knows that, and it's an easy conversation starter.

i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-14 12:03:53 AM

Nem Wan: Whenever I hear someone talk about the Kardashians I like to ask if they know their dad was O.J.'s lawyer and the answer is usually "no, really???" which surprised me at first. I thought everybody knew that. Now I think nobody knows that, and it's an easy conversation starter.

[i.imgur.com image 297x411] [i.imgur.com image 600x400]


One of them, yeah. I'm guessing most people think of Johnnie Cochrane, since he was the most high profile, and forget about the rest of OJ's defense team.
 
2013-11-14 04:48:32 AM

cyberspacedout: Nem Wan: Whenever I hear someone talk about the Kardashians I like to ask if they know their dad was O.J.'s lawyer and the answer is usually "no, really???" which surprised me at first. I thought everybody knew that. Now I think nobody knows that, and it's an easy conversation starter.

[i.imgur.com image 297x411] [i.imgur.com image 600x400]

One of them, yeah. I'm guessing most people think of Johnnie Cochrane, since he was the most high profile, and forget about the rest of OJ's defense team.


Gotta admit I didn't know that.  And now that I do...that actually explains a lot.
 
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