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(Uproxx)   Conan premieres an exclusive clip of Ben Affleck as Batman, and it's just as subby pictured it   (uproxx.com) divider line 12
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5850 clicks; posted to Geek » on 13 Nov 2013 at 8:23 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-11-13 08:25:44 AM  
Does the batsuit still have nipples?
 
2013-11-13 08:29:56 AM  
It always throws me when I read the name Conan. My first mental image is of a Boris Vallejo Robert E Howard book cover. It makes confusing sentences.
 
2013-11-13 09:50:34 AM  

rudemix: It always throws me when I read the name Conan. My first mental image is of a Boris Vallejo Robert E Howard book cover. It makes confusing sentences.


I would watch a late night talk show hosted by a barbarian who would de-cap the vapid and inane.
 
2013-11-13 10:31:16 AM  
I don't think that's a real trailer.  Some of those shots are from the Nolan Batman movies.
 
2013-11-13 01:25:35 PM  
Ya know, Batman's not all that difficult a character to play. A reasonably good-looking 30something male who can pull off both a generic millionaire playboy and a menacing guy in a costume who can follow choreography direction can play Batman.

The real challenge is in the villains.
 
2013-11-13 02:25:29 PM  

phillydrifter: Does the batsuit still have nipples?


According to Kevin Smith, no.
 
2013-11-13 04:21:21 PM  

Saborlas: Ya know, Batman's not all that difficult a character to play. A reasonably good-looking 30something male who can pull off both a generic millionaire playboy and a menacing guy in a costume who can follow choreography direction can play Batman.

The real challenge is in the villains.


No more this(note is has nipples).

images2.wikia.nocookie.net


This is acceptable

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

As long as this guy

www.thehollywoodnews.com

or this guy

images2.wikia.nocookie.net

plays him
 
2013-11-13 04:37:48 PM  

meat0918: Saborlas: Ya know, Batman's not all that difficult a character to play. A reasonably good-looking 30something male who can pull off both a generic millionaire playboy and a menacing guy in a costume who can follow choreography direction can play Batman.

The real challenge is in the villains.

No more this(note is has nipples).

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 480x758]


This is acceptable

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

As long as this guy

[www.thehollywoodnews.com image 850x637]

or this guy

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 370x483]

plays him


I still maintain Schwarzenegger could have made a serviceable Freeze if the directing and the writing were up to par.  Imagine him doing lines from the cartoon in his Terminator voice.

/the costume design would have to be completely different too, of course.
 
2013-11-13 05:49:38 PM  

meat0918: Saborlas: Ya know, Batman's not all that difficult a character to play. A reasonably good-looking 30something male who can pull off both a generic millionaire playboy and a menacing guy in a costume who can follow choreography direction can play Batman.

The real challenge is in the villains.

No more this(note is has nipples).

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 480x758]


This is acceptable

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

As long as this guy

[www.thehollywoodnews.com image 850x637]

or this guy

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 370x483]

plays him


I like where you're going, but I just can't accept Dourif's villain losing to Affleck's hero in the end. Ben doesn't have the cred it takes to bring down a Dourif character. That crazy Mentat/Wizard deserves a better foe.
 
2013-11-13 06:30:48 PM  
I prefer Good Will Batman NSFW.
 
2013-11-13 08:47:37 PM  
Ben Affleck as George Reeves as Superman vs. Batman
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-13 09:39:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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