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(Brentwood Gazette)   Ultimate pub crawl. Coffin carried down street to funeral in digger, mourners stop for pints of Guinness   (brentwoodgazette.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-11-13 09:01:05 AM
Never much of a drinker but if they could drop me by the strip clubs in the area with a bunch of singles stuffed in my shirt pocket, I'd be down
 
2013-11-13 09:15:00 AM

maliklockett: Never much of a drinker but if they could drop me by the strip clubs in the area with a bunch of singles stuffed in my shirt pocket, I'd be down


You might want to go to a zombie strip club. NSFW
 
2013-11-13 09:18:42 AM
Digger? What the hell is a digger? That looked like a Backhoe to me.
 
2013-11-13 09:20:19 AM
The stopping at pubs thing isn't really news, most British funerals are just massive piss ups to be fair, the one's I've been to at least.
 
2013-11-13 09:24:10 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Digger? What the hell is a digger? That looked like a Backhoe to me.


www.midnightreview.co.uk
 
2013-11-13 09:37:54 AM
common drinking song fodder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDoiwrUtnhg

"The Night Pat Murphy Died" - Great Big Sea
 
2013-11-13 09:45:15 AM
I read that headline while drinking Guinness... so I really got a kick out of the article...or something like that.
 
2013-11-13 10:06:06 AM
I wonder if they got a towel
 
2013-11-13 10:14:17 AM
 
2013-11-13 10:19:15 AM
Good to see they strapped the coffin down to the bucket. Every piece of machinery in that vein I've operated has had the worst damn suspension possible. One bad bump and Grampa'd be airborne.
 
2013-11-13 10:22:19 AM
Digger, please.
 
2013-11-13 10:41:40 AM
Came for the Paddy Murphy reference, leaving fulfilled.

/That's how they showed their honor and their pride...
 
2013-11-13 10:52:35 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Digger? What the hell is a digger? That looked like a Backhoe to me.


Goddamn Brits and their highly cryptic names!  I had to look it up.  Apparently a "digger" is a machine that digs.  Amazing isn't it?!
 
2013-11-13 10:53:03 AM
I want 6  crap shooters for pall bearers, pretty gals sing me a song.
I want a jazz band on my hearse wagon to raise hell as we go along.
 
2013-11-13 11:14:15 AM
 
2013-11-13 12:04:48 PM

hunterath: common drinking song fodder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDoiwrUtnhg

"The Night Pat Murphy Died" - Great Big Sea


Came here to post this.  Love those guys.
 
2013-11-13 01:34:13 PM
Sadly, Great Big Sea doesn't include the optional last verse in their version:

It was twenty years ago me boys that old Pat was put underground
And every year to celebrate they all push the jug around
They gather at the graveyard and pour vinegar in his ditch
'Cause everybody hated that lousy son-of-a-...
 
2013-11-13 01:55:09 PM
Ed's funeral?

/obscure?
 
2013-11-13 02:34:43 PM

The Envoy: Slaves2Darkness: Digger? What the hell is a digger? That looked like a Backhoe to me.

Goddamn Brits and their highly cryptic names!  I had to look it up.  Apparently a "digger" is a machine that digs.  Amazing isn't it?!


Then what the hell does a backhoe do?
 
2013-11-13 03:06:08 PM

xerge: The Envoy: Slaves2Darkness: Digger? What the hell is a digger? That looked like a Backhoe to me.

Goddamn Brits and their highly cryptic names!  I had to look it up.  Apparently a "digger" is a machine that digs.  Amazing isn't it?!

Then what the hell does a backhoe do?


It's a little known move in chess which negates castling.  Either that or it hoes backwards?  Does ho's doggy style?
 
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