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(Stoke Sentinel)   Sorry I shot that 12-year-old boy in the head. I was actually aiming for the pigeons   (stokesentinel.co.uk) divider line 28
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2013-11-13 08:56:53 AM
"Ball was later arrested and admitted possessing an air weapon in a public place ..."


Air weapon?  I wonder if you can get a ticket for disturbing the peach with your air guitar.


/My air weapon is a light saber.
 
2013-11-13 09:19:21 AM
Appropriate tag.
 
2013-11-13 09:22:17 AM

UberDave: Air weapon?


If you know how to use them you can take out the whole fire empire

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2013-11-13 09:23:33 AM
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2013-11-13 09:27:20 AM
I still have a scar on my forehead from where my neighbor shot me when I was about 10 yrs old. He was shooting at cans lined up in his backyard facing our house.
 
2013-11-13 09:32:30 AM
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide, 
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide. 
The sun's shining bright, 
Ev'rything seems all right, 
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
 
2013-11-13 09:34:14 AM
Was it an assault air gun with a high capacity clip?
 
2013-11-13 09:42:43 AM

fta

his shots went astray after being 'caught in the wind'

It's not his fault, blame the wind.
 
2013-11-13 09:54:17 AM
If the kid wasn't wearing orange he's fair game.
 
2013-11-13 09:56:27 AM
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Hey, that is a tough trophy to get, man....

/wanna go bowling, cousin?
 
2013-11-13 10:06:24 AM
Todd!
 
2013-11-13 10:10:16 AM
Hi guys, what's going on in this thread?

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2013-11-13 10:15:25 AM

monoski: I still have a scar on my forehead from where my neighbor shot me when I was about 10 yrs old. He was shooting at cans lined up in his backyard facing our house.


Wow, that's a spectacular kind of idiot... Was he arrested for that or something?
 
2013-11-13 10:17:41 AM
Those pigeons were an imminent threat.
 
2013-11-13 10:17:57 AM
Was the boy's name Clay?
 
2013-11-13 10:20:15 AM
FTA
"An air rifle can be a lethal weapon - it could've taken out the lad's eye or hit him on the temple and killed him"

A fork can be a lethal weapon.  So can a Peanut to someone with a nut allergy...

Agreed: Idiot did something stupid in public which harmed a bystander - but bit of an overstatement here.
 
2013-11-13 10:27:56 AM

Xavier99: FTA
"An air rifle can be a lethal weapon - it could've taken out the lad's eye or hit him on the temple and killed him"

A fork can be a lethal weapon.  So can a Peanut to someone with a nut allergy...

Agreed: Idiot did something stupid in public which harmed a bystander - but bit of an overstatement here.


One of my classmate's father was missing an eye because he was shot by his brother as a child while playing with air rifles. Must have sucked going through life with one eye, but at least the patch made him look like a badass.
 
2013-11-13 10:35:19 AM
No appropriate Trainspotting pic yet?

For shame, Fark, for shame.
 
2013-11-13 11:03:12 AM

PunGent: No appropriate Trainspotting pic yet?

For shame, Fark, for shame.


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2013-11-13 12:06:52 PM
They have banned Ball from having any kind of firearm for three years

An Air Gun is a Firearm?
 
2013-11-13 12:30:41 PM
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"This one deserved it..."
 
2013-11-13 01:21:19 PM
Maybe instead of banning him from firearms they should have banned him from air rifles? Since they aren't the same thing.
 
2013-11-13 03:21:50 PM

ReverendJynxed: Maybe instead of banning him from firearms they should have banned him from air rifles? Since they aren't the same thing.


banning him from firearms bans him from shotguns as well as imitation firearms.  Although I'm unsure of your definition as an air rifle (as poor as it may be) does fire ammo, I understand that so does a potato gun so meh.

Why does he say that shooting pigeons is unacceptable, that's perfectly legal ... On private property.
 
2013-11-13 04:06:10 PM

stuffy: They have banned Ball from having any kind of firearm for three years

An Air Gun is a Firearm?


Sigh... Really? Let me shoot you with my air rifle, then ask us all again...
 
2013-11-13 04:36:17 PM
Ok Subby, how do you shoot someone in the pigeons?
 
2013-11-13 06:11:49 PM
In retrospect even our weak definitions of a firearm doesn't cover air rifles, they just have a provision for it under the firearms act.
 
2013-11-13 10:56:24 PM

Kryler: PunGent: No appropriate Trainspotting pic yet?

For shame, Fark, for shame.

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Thank you, kind sir, my faith in Farkmanity is restored.
 
2013-11-14 12:36:23 AM
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/expected to see this already posted.
 
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