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(Sun Sentinel)   Sometimes, the wait at the DMV is so long, you have no choice but to start masturbating in front of everyone   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 55
    More: Florida, DMV, West Palm Beach DMV, Florida Department of Highway Safety, Department of Highways, BrettClarkson, Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office  
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2013-11-12 08:35:37 PM
It says organ donor.
 
2013-11-12 08:35:55 PM
Well, nothing beats having your O-face on your license.
 
2013-11-12 08:36:11 PM
He thought an enhanced license needed to include a DNA sample.

Simple mistake, really.
 
2013-11-12 08:36:56 PM
Is semen not an acceptable form of ID?

I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this one.
 
2013-11-12 08:37:22 PM
Is it "National State the Obvious Day" subby?

/typing this one handed
 
2013-11-12 08:38:12 PM
Oh come on, it's just a basic biological urge that... Oh. Oh, wait, this wasn't me. Ok, carry on then.
 
2013-11-12 08:39:48 PM
Get a load of that guy.
 
2013-11-12 08:40:19 PM
Sometimes?
 
2013-11-12 08:42:46 PM
Too bad about Handjob...

/on my phone or I would post the pic
 
2013-11-12 08:43:06 PM
Was that wrong? Is there any other way to pass the time?
 
2013-11-12 08:43:27 PM
If you got time to kill. Why not squeeze one out.
 
2013-11-12 08:43:58 PM
Never seen anyone at a DMV that would remotely make me want to have a wank.
 
2013-11-12 08:47:18 PM
Dick heads, dick heads,
Pinky stinky dick heads,
Dick heads, dick heads,
Pump them fast, splat!

/Alviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!
 
2013-11-12 08:47:31 PM
So, 10 minutes?
 
2013-11-12 08:55:18 PM
Peewee? Is that you? Long time no see! How's it hanging? What? Oh... yes, I guess I can see for myself.
 
2013-11-12 08:55:45 PM
Have fun being on the sex offender registry!
 
2013-11-12 08:57:08 PM

BobCumbers: It says organ donor.


I envy you. Brevity is the soul of wit.

Hanging head, walking away from thread dejectedly.
 
2013-11-12 09:01:56 PM

BobCumbers: It says organ donor.


Farkers are on fire in this thread, but this one won't be beat. Bravo.
 
2013-11-12 09:02:40 PM
You know, if everybody did this I bet they'd move those goddamn lines along a bit snappier.
 
2013-11-12 09:03:06 PM
Because nothing gets me bigger wood than the atmosphere at the DMV.

-take a number, have a seat.
 
2013-11-12 09:05:28 PM
Can we all agree that if you see someone whacking it in public like this, you have the constitutional right to shoot him in the head and solve the problem?
 
2013-11-12 09:08:35 PM
I think Andrew Dice Clay did something similar to this.
 
2013-11-12 09:08:42 PM
can't they keep the laval children in a hive instead?
 
2013-11-12 09:09:58 PM

tnpir: Can we all agree that if you see someone whacking it in public like this, you have the constitutional right to shoot him in the head and solve the problem?


I find the cops conduct commendable, but you have to think about it.

You shoot a man that's coming at you with his dick.

Then you have to go back to the station.

And fill out a report.

That says he was coming at you with his dick so you shot him.

You can see how this might be problematic for said off duty policeman, on any number of levels.
 
2013-11-12 09:10:53 PM
Came here for Hand Job and his Section Eight. Leaving sated.
 
2013-11-12 09:18:39 PM
But if it's Homeland Security fondling your dick, that's okay because America.
 
2013-11-12 09:21:26 PM
You disgusting pervert. Why couldn't you be a female?
 
2013-11-12 09:22:25 PM

hugram: Get a load of that guy.


+1.
/Still laughing
//And out loud at that
 
2013-11-12 09:23:54 PM
www.americanjanitor.com


It's not like I was going to touch anything at a Florida DMV anyway.
 
2013-11-12 09:26:04 PM
Y'know, countless fellas have daydreamed about going to the DMV, and sticking it to the man...or manning the stick...whatever...but this fella DID IT.

/Heroic!
//I keed...shoot the sumbiatch.
 
2013-11-12 09:26:12 PM

hugram: Get a load of that guy.


Thanks for being here.
 
2013-11-12 09:27:25 PM

hugram: Get a load of that guy.


This one definitely wins the internet. Bravo!
 
2013-11-12 09:30:03 PM
Well, it was Palm Beach.
 
2013-11-12 09:31:02 PM

Richard C Stanford: Oh come on, it's just a basic biological urge that... Oh. Oh, wait, this wasn't me. Ok, carry on then.



Put he had been a she and popped out a tit to feed her kid . . .


/ . . . even if her kid was in line for his learner's permit
 
2013-11-12 09:36:08 PM
Sometimes my dog embarrasses me by insisting on blowing himself in public. Like in the park near the playground on a lovely Saturday afternoon when families with young children are trying to enjoy some quality time, here in the Bible Belt. And he doesn't stop when I ask him politely either. But since he weighs only12 pounds I can simply pick him up, apologize to the aghastified parents, and carry him away.

"I keep telling him we do that at home. But it hasn't sunk in, I just don't know why."
 
2013-11-12 09:37:15 PM

maxx2112: Richard C Stanford: Oh come on, it's just a basic biological urge that... Oh. Oh, wait, this wasn't me. Ok, carry on then.


Put he had been a she and popped out a tit to feed her kid . . .


/ . . . even if her kid was in line for his learner's permit


Kid? Is there a lack of age requirement?
 
2013-11-12 09:39:59 PM
nieu.org
 
2013-11-12 10:01:02 PM
At least he had spunk.
 
2013-11-12 10:10:43 PM

BobCumbers: It says organ donor.


hugram: Get a load of that guy.


Fart_Machine: At least he had spunk.



I can't decide which one made me laugh the hardest, but together they formed the Voltron of one-liners.

Bravo!
 
2013-11-12 10:20:29 PM
umm, should i knot do that?
 
2013-11-12 10:23:33 PM
In a world where even grandma has a cell phone capable of video recording, why is there no VIDEO of this?!?... *does a "masturbate" search at liveleak*...  Well, at least now I have something to do.
 
2013-11-12 10:53:52 PM
This guy is an amatuer. When I am going out in public and know I might rub one out, I wear a large hoodie or a snuggy.
 
2013-11-12 10:55:50 PM
I always have trouble explaining the picture on my drivers license....
media.247sports.com
 
2013-11-12 11:01:57 PM
cdn.funcheap.com
allhiphop.files.wordpress.com
media.jukebox.fr
www.celebutopia.net
 
2013-11-12 11:38:18 PM
Maybe he was applying for a job at the DMV.
Sounds overqualified.
 
2013-11-13 12:03:56 AM

Cymbal: Well, nothing beats having your O-face on your license.


img.fark.net
 
2013-11-13 01:20:29 AM

hugram: Get a load of that guy.


Heh.
 
2013-11-13 05:28:38 AM
that's the only way to wait in line at the DMV
 
2013-11-13 05:40:07 AM
no masturbating at the DMV? then what the hell does the M stand for?
 
2013-11-13 06:41:49 AM
"ALVINNNNNN!"
 
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