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(WTVR)   It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, two priests, the ex-wife in the trunk... and we're going to have an exorcism. Hit it   ( wtvr.com) divider line
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2013-11-12 08:21:50 PM  
monumentscripts.com

/obscure?
 
2013-11-12 09:17:56 PM  
Great.
I just read TFA, and now I've got a mariachi band playing "Tubular Bells" in my head.
 
2013-11-12 09:44:58 PM  

bearded clamorer: Great.
I just read TFA, and now I've got a mariachi band playing "Tubular Bells" in my head.


What about a conjurer?
 
2013-11-12 10:03:36 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: What about a conjurer?


Not sure what you mean.
 
2013-11-12 10:20:06 PM  
"We're on a mission from God"
 
2013-11-12 10:40:33 PM  
Stockton?  Has anyone confirmed if meth was involved?
 
2013-11-12 10:42:35 PM  

bearded clamorer: I_Am_Weasel: What about a conjurer?

Not sure what you mean.


Monty Python reference.
 
2013-11-12 10:44:03 PM  
Yeah ... religion is harmless.

It's not like people in positions of authority are telling their sheep to commit crimes with them.

/at least they carpooled.
 
2013-11-12 10:46:44 PM  
It's not a real exorcism without your Ex.
 
2013-11-12 10:47:00 PM  
"Deputies said 42-year-old Jose Magana-Farias and 20-year-old Victor Farias arranged to meet up with the mother, saying they wanted to make the marriage work."

Taboo 30: The New Generation!
 
2013-11-12 10:50:39 PM  
Meh, not Landis. More like Tarantino.
 
2013-11-12 10:57:21 PM  
California papists.

I hate California papists.
 
2013-11-12 10:59:21 PM  
They should cut these boys some slack.

Who amongst us has never had the thought that what the Dearly Beloved needed in the way of therapy was a good exorcism?
 
2013-11-12 11:05:36 PM  

Fart_Machine: Stockton?


You have a filthy mouth and bad attitude

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-12 11:09:35 PM  
From God.
 
2013-11-12 11:11:05 PM  
www.paintinghere.org
 
2013-11-12 11:11:34 PM  
I miss the days when I could purify women with my sacred oils without worry of arrest.
 
2013-11-12 11:19:53 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: bearded clamorer: I_Am_Weasel: What about a conjurer?

Not sure what you mean.

Monty Python reference.


You. Are. So. Dumb.

Seriously, do you not know this movie? The outfits, at least, don't give it away? The special "cop car?" It's on tv all the freakin' time!

Dude, do yourself a favor, petition the Mods to remove your post, and go down to your local Blockbuster Video-- now open all night-- and ask for "Men in Black."

It's a classic.
 
2013-11-12 11:48:01 PM  
emilycswanson.files.wordpress.com

a.abcnews.go.com

www.hark.com


It's like "Wacky Races", only better.
 
2013-11-13 12:01:06 AM  
"Both the father and son are in jail on suspicion of kidnapping, false imprisonment and conspiracy to commit a crime. "

Well that's nice that two of the kidnappers are under arrest, but what about the other two?  Do they get a free pass because they are priests?

The cops need to arrest the priests too!  They were co-conspirators who participated in the crime.
 
2013-11-13 12:12:11 AM  

calbert: [monumentscripts.com image 850x477]

/obscure?



Only if you live in a cave with no outside contact of any kind.
 
2013-11-13 12:43:21 AM  
Fix the cigarette lighter.
 
2013-11-13 01:05:16 AM  

Fart_Machine: Stockton?  Has anyone confirmed if meth was involved?


No need for meth, this is America. I was having a conversation just two days ago with an otherwise intelligent person who began to speculate that an acquaintance we had in common may be demon possessed because she did not like his attitude. I was so shocked I nearly spit my hot coffee on her and ended up choking on it. This kind of belief is still wide-spread in America and I am thoroughly disappointed in this type of idiocy which I seem to see on an at least weekly basis among friends, acquaintances, co-workers and customers.

People are idiots.
 
2013-11-13 01:39:57 AM  
I knew it would be California. Either that or Alabama.
 
2013-11-13 02:31:02 AM  
Priests boinking boys is just so yesterday!
 
2013-11-13 02:34:55 AM  

brimed03: I_Am_Weasel: bearded clamorer: I_Am_Weasel: What about a conjurer?

Not sure what you mean.

Monty Python reference.

You. Are. So. Dumb.

Seriously, do you not know this movie? The outfits, at least, don't give it away? The special "cop car?" It's on tv all the freakin' time!

Dude, do yourself a favor, petition the Mods to remove your post, and go down to your local Blockbuster Video-- now open all night-- and ask for "Men in Black."

It's a classic.


Blockbuster just went under.
 
2013-11-13 10:07:55 AM  

itsaidwhat: It's not a real exorcism without your Ex.


Indeed, then it's just an orcism, which is no fun at all...
 
2013-11-13 10:18:12 AM  
slfix.com
 
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