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(NYPost)   Maybe some of you more unhealthy types need to swallow a banana or ten like this woman, it could save your life   (nypost.com) divider line 78
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2013-11-12 05:02:14 PM
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Daaaaamn!

/I'd buy her all the bananas she wanted
 
2013-11-12 05:07:10 PM
Oh, but swallowing bananas has made her pregnant. We can't have that going on.
 
2013-11-12 05:26:55 PM
Apparently sticking all those bananas in your hole also gives you a bad case of duck face.
 
2013-11-12 05:38:46 PM
Life imitates Gravity's Rainbow
"mugsfull of banana mead...banana croissants and banana kreplach, and banana oatmeal and banana jam and banana bread, and bananas flamed in ancient brandy"
 
2013-11-12 05:45:08 PM
I'd banana her.
 
2013-11-12 05:47:52 PM
I don't know what's going on here. But it's pretty hot.
 
2013-11-12 05:48:19 PM
Could someone help me out and show me what eating a banana might look like?
 
2013-11-12 05:48:45 PM
She doesn't seem to be getting much protein in her diet. Something which is important during pregnancy. And if she isn't already, she needs to increase her intake of calcium-rich foods. If not by consuming dairy products then she should be eating stuff like kale.

In fact it's not really a good idea to be on any type of extreme diet when you're pregnant. The fetus needs proper nutrients in order to grow & develop properly.
 
2013-11-12 05:49:36 PM

unyon: Apparently sticking all those bananas in your hole also gives you a bad case of duck face.


Can we blame the bananas for her fake titties too?
 
2013-11-12 05:49:42 PM
Another crazy fruitarian.
 
2013-11-12 05:50:04 PM
in a row?
 
2013-11-12 05:50:16 PM
Great. This "Banana Diet" craze went through Japan a few years ago.

Everybody was buying so many bananas the stores where having a hard time keeping them stocked.

Just what I, as a guy who likes to make banana smoothies on the regular, wants to hear.
 
2013-11-12 05:51:46 PM
This is all well and good, but when did the bananas tell her to get the fake boobs?
 
2013-11-12 05:54:26 PM
Sharp knees.

No, seriously... girl needs sammiches. I don't find that kind of skinny attractive or healthy.

She's not alive because of this particular diet. She's alive because, for the first time, she's paying attention to what is going into her body. (So, sex with Farkers is out.)
 
2013-11-12 05:54:29 PM
sounds like what saved her was going from drinking 5 nights a week to drinking very rarely.

all that fruit shiat probably doesn't hurt, but I would be willing to bet, if she maintained the drinking, and only changed her diet, her health would not be on the incline could so dramatically.
 
2013-11-12 05:55:08 PM

Bathia_Mapes: unyon: Apparently sticking all those bananas in your hole also gives you a bad case of duck face.

Can we blame the bananas for her fake titties too?


Where are you getting that they're fake?

It seems like no woman can have fantastic boobs on the internet without someone saying they're fake.
 
2013-11-12 05:56:04 PM

rocky_howard: Another crazy fruitarian.


it's like she thinks she's living in some sort of fruitopia
 
2013-11-12 05:56:05 PM
Sometimes a banana is just a banana.

/dammit
 
2013-11-12 05:56:58 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: This is all well and good, but when did the bananas tell her to get the fake boobs?


Booby fooby ballooby banana fanana fafooby fee fie fo foooby........Boooby!
 
2013-11-12 05:57:02 PM
Darwin has her eye on this one.
 
2013-11-12 05:57:23 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-11-12 05:57:29 PM
Great.  Another raw food nut.

The people who adopt and proselytize these diets are exactly the same kind who became Shakers or Moonies in past generations.
 
2013-11-12 05:58:12 PM
Look, she's hot and all, but that was one of the stupidest articles I've read in a long time. To summarize: Hot, globetrotting 25 year old eats 10 bananas a day - stays hot, now thinks bananas have mystical powers.
 
2013-11-12 05:58:13 PM
FTFA: "I still had problems with parasites"

Bananas aren't going to help that. PS, I also know why you're so thin.
 
2013-11-12 06:01:12 PM

Treygreen13: Could someone help me out and show me what eating a banana might look like?


Like this, sort of.

googledrive.com
 
2013-11-12 06:01:29 PM
She has some stupid tattoos, so you can surmise she's not much of a thinker.
 
2013-11-12 06:03:42 PM

b0rscht: Treygreen13: Could someone help me out and show me what eating a banana might look like?

Like this, sort of.

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Well, since we're posting creepy pictures...

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2013-11-12 06:04:04 PM

brimed03: Sharp knees.

No, seriously... girl needs sammiches. I don't find that kind of skinny attractive or healthy.

She's not alive because of this particular diet. She's alive because, for the first time, she's paying attention to what is going into her body. (So, sex with Farkers is out.)


That. She is so skinny she's unattractive. Bag of antlers and all that.
 
2013-11-12 06:04:56 PM
Wouldn't 10 bananas a day give you a bit too much potassium? Isn't too much of that bad on your kidneys?
 
2013-11-12 06:06:59 PM

Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: This is all well and good, but when did the bananas tell her to get the fake boobs?

Booby fooby ballooby banana fanana fafooby fee fie fo foooby........Boooby!


I read that three times. Fast. It got better and better!
 
2013-11-12 06:07:20 PM
I'd bag it and tag it, that's about all.
/where's her before pics?
 
2013-11-12 06:08:12 PM

NateAsbestos: brimed03: Sharp knees.

No, seriously... girl needs sammiches. I don't find that kind of skinny attractive or healthy.

She's not alive because of this particular diet. She's alive because, for the first time, she's paying attention to what is going into her body. (So, sex with Farkers is out.)

That. She is so skinny she's unattractive. Bag of antlers and all that.


isn't that how a breast is supposed to feel?
 
2013-11-12 06:08:30 PM

WTFDYW: Wouldn't 10 bananas a day give you a bit too much potassium? Isn't too much of that bad on your kidneys?


Yup.

And I've tried doing an all fruit diet but after a month or so I just felt like complete shiat. I need protein.
 
2013-11-12 06:09:11 PM
DO NOT GIS candida overgrowth

/barf
 
2013-11-12 06:09:51 PM
buckleupbitch.com
 
2013-11-12 06:12:24 PM
I bet she has messed up poops. No really, I bet its weird.
 
2013-11-12 06:12:28 PM
FTFA: "I still had problems with parasites"


www.2d-x.com
 
2013-11-12 06:13:11 PM
She's cachectic. You can see muscle wasting of her upper arms and temporal wasting as well.  She looks like a cancer patient patient with bolt-ons.
 
2013-11-12 06:13:16 PM

Treygreen13: Could someone help me out and show me what eating a banana might look like?


i758.photobucket.com



nostalgiachick
 
2013-11-12 06:14:46 PM
hope she enjoys pissing out of her asshole every half an hour
 
2013-11-12 06:15:24 PM

eas81: Treygreen13: Could someone help me out and show me what eating a banana might look like?

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nostalgiachick




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2013-11-12 06:19:24 PM
I have a chronic potassium deficiency.

But I got so sick of eating bananas every day that I finally just broke down and started taking the pills, it's much easier.
 
2013-11-12 06:20:23 PM

Treygreen13: Could someone help me out and show me what eating a banana might look like?


i116.photobucket.com
 
2013-11-12 06:31:09 PM
Eat to much of anything, even fruits and vegetables, isn't any more healthy than eating nothing but junk food. Excessive potassium can lead to heart damage and cardiac arrest. Eating 10 bananas in one sitting could also lead to potassium poisoning in some people.
 
2013-11-12 06:37:16 PM

ReapTheChaos: Eat to much of anything, even fruits and vegetables, isn't any more healthy than eating nothing but junk food. Excessive potassium can lead to heart damage and cardiac arrest. Eating 10 bananas in one sitting could also lead to potassium poisoning in some people.


I wonder if it would peg high enough for radiation. I doubt it, but I'd be interested to find out.

/Not personally, bananas make me ill
//And pineapple, and tomatoes
///Fark you, god! *sob*
 
2013-11-12 06:39:44 PM

ReapTheChaos: Eat to much of anything, even fruits and vegetables, isn't any more healthy than eating nothing but junk food. Excessive potassium can lead to heart damage and cardiac arrest. Eating 10 bananas in one sitting could also lead to potassium poisoning in some people.


If I've got my numbers right, 10 bananas would just about give an adult the RDA for potassium for one day. Of course, getting all that potassium at one sitting might not be such a hot idea.

If she's been eating that way for while, I wonder if she would make a geiger counter spike.
 
2013-11-12 06:40:06 PM
imthatold.com
 
2013-11-12 06:40:09 PM
i thought this was a tie in to the Jon Hamm thread
 
2013-11-12 06:41:16 PM
Aidan:
I wonder if it would peg high enough for radiation. I doubt it, but I'd be interested to find out.

Damn, you beat me to it.
 
2013-11-12 06:46:06 PM

johnny_vegas: i thought this was a tie in to the Jon Hamm thread


I'm pretty sure this woman isn't allowed to eat pork....
 
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