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(WVEC)   You might be able to get rid of your guns and drugs before police storm your hotel room, but your 9-year-old won't fit down the toilet   (wvec.com) divider line 15
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2013-11-12 06:06:37 PM
My 9-year-old what?
 
2013-11-12 06:10:58 PM
Well, sure, not in one piece.
 
2013-11-12 06:17:27 PM
Trouble getting your 9 year old child into the toilet? Haven't we all been there? I'm here today to introduce an exciting product; the Apple IWoodChipper, for children!

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2013-11-12 06:22:02 PM
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
 
2013-11-12 06:23:37 PM
I've never tried it but I imagine it would difficult to flush a handgun.
 
2013-11-12 06:41:09 PM
Oh NOES!!! Guns and drugs near a child? Oh the humanity..
Gun nuts now become nervous as they watch for the feds to break down their door for their blackmarket diabeetees meds and randoms guns that their 'raised as an idiot' childrens like to fondle.

/Why do your kids like to visit grandma? Because she has the best prescription drugs in the area.

i.imgur.com

//Have a nice sarcastic day.
 
2013-11-12 06:53:01 PM
If you keep the kids malnourished, you can fit more pieces per flush.
 
2013-11-12 06:57:28 PM
The downside of "take your son to work" day.
 
2013-11-12 07:02:41 PM
29-year-old Edward Lee Taliaferro III

you'd think by the time the MARK III rolls out, some of the kinks would have been worked out.
 
2013-11-12 07:48:10 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-11-12 08:07:56 PM
When the officers knocked on the door it was opened by (his girlfriend and the child's mother)

He's lucky the cops showed up before those two met.
 
2013-11-12 08:45:13 PM
I'll take the guns. You guys can split the drugs up amongst yourselves. Obama can have the kid.
 
2013-11-12 08:52:37 PM
So, no colonoscopy for the both of them...

/But I'm only 9!
 
2013-11-12 10:23:03 PM
Not in one piece, no. But if you're at the point of flushing evidence, you're really not worried about being able to recover it.
 
2013-11-13 02:25:59 AM
funny.desivalley.com
 
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