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(Opposing Views)   Idaho Republican lied about rape charge on his gun permit application. Then says he has amnesia and doesn't remember the rape. Then says cops lied. Then says victim lied. Also, claims to be victim of political hit. Anything else...?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 165
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2013-11-12 01:57:08 PM
Good enough for me.

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2013-11-12 02:04:45 PM
Surely, there's some sort of Rape Waiver he can sign into law.   Rape should not get in the way of protecting yourself from the UN, Commies, Liberals, etc....
 
2013-11-12 02:16:45 PM
Idaho? She da ho!
 
2013-11-12 02:24:28 PM
but he claims his memory has been wiped clean of that time period due to chemotherapy he received to treat a case of Hepatitis C he contracted on a visit to the dentist.

LOLWUT?
 
2013-11-12 02:27:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: but he claims his memory has been wiped clean of that time period due to chemotherapy he received to treat a case of Hepatitis C he contracted on a visit to the dentist.

LOLWUT?


It's like a fake TFD came to life and walked right out of the web.
 
2013-11-12 02:31:19 PM
he's a victim of circumstance.
 
2013-11-12 02:31:27 PM
See...I kind of have to blame the woman here.  If you insist on being a rape victim, the least you can do is make it memorable for the guy.
 
2013-11-12 02:33:15 PM
I'm surprised this guy hasn't thrown his hat in the ring for the '16 nomination yet
 
2013-11-12 02:33:41 PM
Patterson said that though his wife is aware of the 1974 rape, his children are not. "If this comes out - and I'm not guilty - it will absolutely destroy my family," he said.

Um, I've got some bad news for you, pal.
 
2013-11-12 02:58:09 PM
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The face of the modern Republican Party
 
2013-11-12 02:58:47 PM
i.imgur.com

One of these things is not like the other (and not in the rapist sense).
 
2013-11-12 03:04:30 PM
It's like Clint Howard and Hugo Weaving had a baby together, then held its head undertea *just* long enough
 
2013-11-12 03:13:32 PM
I guess it's better than lying about a gun charge on a rape application.
 
2013-11-12 03:18:48 PM
The says he has amnesia? WTF?
 
2013-11-12 03:25:17 PM

Bareefer Obonghit: rape application


Oh come on. That's not... really... a... thing.

...

Right?
 
2013-11-12 03:37:54 PM

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Separated at birth?

 
2013-11-12 03:50:44 PM
An armed rapist with convenient amnesia, conspiracy theories and no understanding of medical science? This guy is Teabagger Jesus.
 
2013-11-12 03:51:52 PM

ManateeGag: he's a victim of circumstance.


i41.tinypic.com

I thought you called it your pecker.
 
2013-11-12 03:54:55 PM
But it's OK, because politicians and the police should get special exemptions, right?
 
2013-11-12 03:55:22 PM

naughtyrev: Patterson said that though his wife is aware of the 1974 rape, his children are not. "If this comes out - and I'm not guilty - it will absolutely destroy my family," he said.

Um, I've got some bad news for you, pal.


It must be horrible, being a rapist and then having kids.
THERE IS NO WAY that his children will ever learn to use google ....
 
2013-11-12 03:57:12 PM

dittybopper: But it's OK, because politicians and the police should get special exemptions, right?


regular people have long been second class citizens. the rich can hire armed body guards, right?
police, military, politicians have SPECIAL laws just for them.

In chicago, the aldermen were allowed to own and carry guns, you know, to protect themselves from the voters. .....

sigh
 
2013-11-12 03:59:40 PM

namatad: It must be horrible, being a rapist and then having kids.
THERE IS NO WAY that his children will ever learn to use google ....


He has two daughters. I get the feeling they're not going to have use google to find out what their dad is.
 
2013-11-12 04:06:31 PM
What, rapists cant own guns?

What is this, the USSR?
 
2013-11-12 04:08:42 PM

vernonFL: What, rapists cant own guns?

What is this, the USSR?


His Second Amendment right to own any kind of armament with no restrictions or conditions whatsoever is being infringed. Worse, his critics are insisting on further restricting his ability to shoot people without offering any sort of compromise.
 
2013-11-12 04:18:14 PM
SOFT ON CRIME
 
2013-11-12 04:38:43 PM
The obvious solution here is to take away everyone's guns.
 
2013-11-12 04:38:54 PM
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Drew Curtis, founder of Fark.com
 
2013-11-12 04:41:34 PM

scottydoesntknow: but he claims his memory has been wiped clean of that time period due to chemotherapy he received to treat a case of Hepatitis C he contracted on a visit to the dentist.

LOLWUT?


How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
 
2013-11-12 04:41:52 PM
Playing the role of Clint Howard in this film will be....
 
2013-11-12 04:42:03 PM

Cagey B: vernonFL: What, rapists cant own guns?

What is this, the USSR?

His Second Amendment right to own any kind of armament with no restrictions or conditions whatsoever is being infringed. Worse, his critics are insisting on further restricting his ability to shoot people without offering any sort of compromise.


or consolation prize, like a toaster oven.
 
2013-11-12 04:42:56 PM
Uhh, ok..... wait. WTF?

With a felony conviction of rape, how in the hell did he ever get into politics without the opposition completely burning him down.
 
2013-11-12 04:42:59 PM
Most punchable face? Or most punchable face ever? Also his wife has a horse face that makes Sarah Jessica Parker say WTF.
 
2013-11-12 04:43:34 PM
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www.hdeagency.com
 
2013-11-12 04:43:48 PM

you are a puppet: scottydoesntknow: but he claims his memory has been wiped clean of that time period due to chemotherapy he received to treat a case of Hepatitis C he contracted on a visit to the dentist.

LOLWUT?

How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!


Yeah..........from the dentist.  Right.  *wink*
 
2013-11-12 04:45:49 PM
Here's what the police report from Tampa, Fla., says that Patterson did on May 15, 1974, when he was 21.

The time was around 1 am. Patterson was at a bar when he saw a woman crying in the parking lot. So he offered her a ride home. But instead of taking her home, he drove her to his own apartment. The woman tried to get away, but Patterson chased her down, silenced her by clamping his hand over her mouth and forced her into his apartment.

Patterson owned an 85-pound Doberman. He told the woman that he'd command the dog to attack her if she didn't have sex with him. He also told the woman that he belonged to a biker gang and that his buddies would come after her if she talked.


Check out the family values on this guy.
 
2013-11-12 04:45:50 PM
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
 
2013-11-12 04:45:59 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Uhh, ok..... wait. WTF?

With a felony conviction of rape, how in the hell did he ever get into politics without the opposition completely burning him down.


Yeah crack I can understand, but rape rape? No way, not in MY government.
 
2013-11-12 04:46:01 PM
Was it not a legitimate rape charge?

I was once told that has some bearing....
 
2013-11-12 04:48:27 PM
He forgot:

www.geeksandbeats.com
 
2013-11-12 04:49:17 PM
I'm way too happy right now, so I really appreciate this list.
 
2013-11-12 04:50:01 PM
Now you know why they're against background checks.
 
2013-11-12 04:50:23 PM

I love Garlic Man: I'm way too happy right now, so I really appreciate this list.


You like garlic and rape?
 
2013-11-12 04:50:34 PM
but but but it was illegitimate rape!  it doesn't count!
 
2013-11-12 04:50:36 PM
http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/world/57110799-68/patterson-raney-concea l ed-idaho.html.csp

Source that isn't Opposing Views, for those tired of clicking on likely kickback links.

The Weeners on that article is quite reasonable:

Seems like most people can go their whole lifetime without being accused of rape once, let alone twice. And, if the guy lied on the application, revoke it. As to whether that past sentence prevents him from having a concealed permit in Idaho, I have no idea.

So I'll just steal it.
 
2013-11-12 04:50:43 PM
If he lost his memory, how does he know he didn't do it?

But mainly, Ranely wrote a gun bill that he, Ranely opposed?
 
2013-11-12 04:51:04 PM
The whole saga goes back to 1974, when Patterson (pictured) pleaded guilty to a rape which the legislator now not only says he did not commit, but he claims his memory has been wiped clean of that time period due to chemotherapy he received to treat a case of Hepatitis C he contracted on a visit to the dentist.

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2013-11-12 04:51:40 PM

RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNER!

What a friggin' choad.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Now you know why they're against background checks.


Exactly.
 
2013-11-12 04:51:58 PM
JUST GIVE ME A FARKING GUN!

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2013-11-12 04:52:02 PM

lockers: Here's what the police report from Tampa, Fla., says that Patterson did on May 15, 1974, when he was 21.

The time was around 1 am. Patterson was at a bar when he saw a woman crying in the parking lot. So he offered her a ride home. But instead of taking her home, he drove her to his own apartment. The woman tried to get away, but Patterson chased her down, silenced her by clamping his hand over her mouth and forced her into his apartment.

Patterson owned an 85-pound Doberman. He told the woman that he'd command the dog to attack her if she didn't have sex with him. He also told the woman that he belonged to a biker gang and that his buddies would come after her if she talked.

Check out the family values on this guy.


He done gone and took what he wanted, and he didn't wait for teh gubmint to hand it to him!  That's bootstraps!

/Nice to know even a convicted rapist can get a job with the Republicans
 
2013-11-12 04:52:22 PM
o.O Seriously how did this idiot get elected in the first place.  one would think the rape charge would have knocked him out in the GOP Primary.
 
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