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(Wonkette)   The cover of the new Allen West (R-onin) book is basically a real-life Freeper photoshop   (wonkette.com) divider line 167
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2013-11-12 01:41:26 PM  
Delusional as f*ck.
 
2013-11-12 02:04:19 PM  
Allen West - War Criminal

He earned the title, please respect and use it.
 
2013-11-12 02:15:58 PM  
Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.
 
2013-11-12 02:25:17 PM  

Blues_X: Delusional as f*ck.


The intelligence and self-awareness of navel lint.
 
2013-11-12 02:31:27 PM  

nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.


No, it means you go on an awesome car chase around France, and Sean Bean dies.
 
2013-11-12 02:37:07 PM  
I have never seen anyone try so hard to be white.
 
2013-11-12 02:47:21 PM  
I farking lost it at "An American Ronin."

What a hideous little shiathead.
 
2013-11-12 02:48:18 PM  
It takes quite a guy to make Hannity look understated and modest.
 
2013-11-12 02:57:22 PM  
You mean people don't wear their nice new suit (one of them) whilst riding their crotchrocket down Pennsylvania Avenue?
 
2013-11-12 02:58:41 PM  
I call foul. The eagle is neither sparkly nor crying.
 
2013-11-12 02:58:43 PM  

nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.


But later romantic fiction would cast ronin as outcast heroes in need of redemption, like outlaws in the old west or drunken, former-cop PIs in hardboiled fiction...

/tropes, foo.
 
2013-11-12 03:00:27 PM  
Why is he heavy left in that photo?
 
2013-11-12 03:00:39 PM  
Oh.  Em.  Gee.

What a buffoon.
 
2013-11-12 03:02:31 PM  

Slaxl: nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.

No, it means you go on an awesome car chase around France, and Sean Bean dies.


Water wet. Sky Blue.
 
2013-11-12 03:02:45 PM  
We get it. He is an idiot.
 
2013-11-12 03:02:50 PM  

Slaxl: nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.

No, it means you go on an awesome car chase around France, and Sean Bean dies.


Thanks for the spoiler warning. Jerk.
 
2013-11-12 03:03:39 PM  
He needs a Three Wolves shirt
 
2013-11-12 03:03:45 PM  
(Don't worry, conservatives, Allen West's book, the cover of which has Allen West posed on an eagle-bedecked motorcycle, is "not an academic work.")

LOL *snort* Hahahhahaha!!!
 
2013-11-12 03:04:30 PM  

Hetfield: Slaxl: nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.

No, it means you go on an awesome car chase around France, and Sean Bean dies.

Thanks for the spoiler warning. Jerk.



Many, Many spoilers
 
2013-11-12 03:04:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I have never seen anyone try so hard to be white yellow.


/Waisis
 
2013-11-12 03:05:06 PM  
I don't know why everyone's so bent out of shape about an ultra-right wing person of color.

The Republican party has done plenty for non-whites. Google it.
 
2013-11-12 03:05:18 PM  
Just add Hulk Hogan and the Trade Center Towers and he has it all.
 
2013-11-12 03:05:32 PM  

nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.


More importantly, is he aware that anyone possibly interested in his book will most likely have no idea what the word "ronin" means?
 
2013-11-12 03:06:37 PM  

DeltaPunch: nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.

More importantly, is he aware that anyone possibly interested in his book will most likely have no idea what the word "ronin" means?


It was one of the guys on Laugh In, wasn't it?
 
2013-11-12 03:07:29 PM  

www.imfdb.org


Allen West: American Bad Ass

 
2013-11-12 03:08:01 PM  

whidbey: The Republican party has done plenty for to non-whites. Google it.


FTFY
 
2013-11-12 03:08:37 PM  
The wide shot has Reagan riding biatch and a sidecar with Lincoln and Washington holding Hilary Clinton's head in a bucket marked "Communist Buttholes" and the whole thing is actually atop a Monster Truck held aloft by soaring Eagles as jumps over Jesus giving the whole scene a thumbs-up.
 
2013-11-12 03:09:38 PM  
This needs to be in here

img.wonkette.com
 
2013-11-12 03:11:09 PM  
I bet there are outtakes from the photoshoot that have him holding an Obama/Joker poster, a bible and an AR-15.  Possibly all at once.
 
2013-11-12 03:11:10 PM  
The funny thing is, those are dildos at the ends of those handlebars.  I bet he didn't even know!

Actually, I'm pretty sure he did.
 
2013-11-12 03:11:21 PM  
Not enough eagles.

oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2013-11-12 03:13:32 PM  

lockers: whidbey: The Republican party has done plenty for to non-whites. Google it.

FTFY


Now wait just a minute. Their standard of living is HIGHER. HIGHER than it's ever been.

*starts hyperventilating*
 
2013-11-12 03:13:59 PM  
Chapter 1: Torturing for Freedom
Chapter 2: Misogyny for Freedom
Chapter 3: PACs for Freedom
 
2013-11-12 03:14:22 PM  
We look forward to the sequel: "The Not And Never King: An American Footnote's Journey to Realizing He Should Just Go Away."

LOL... This afternoon is really shaping up to be fun.
 
2013-11-12 03:14:52 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: DeltaPunch: nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.

More importantly, is he aware that anyone possibly interested in his book will most likely have no idea what the word "ronin" means?

It was one of the guys on Laugh In, wasn't it?


Look it up in you Funk and Wagnalls.
 
2013-11-12 03:15:19 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-11-12 03:16:27 PM  
Sean Bean doesn't die in Ronin.
 
2013-11-12 03:16:37 PM  
He's a dreamboat.
 
2013-11-12 03:18:12 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 350x525]


If only I still had a spare sock puppet account on Free Republic.
 
2013-11-12 03:18:39 PM  
No one messes with Allen We.
 
2013-11-12 03:19:01 PM  
In an alternate reality, Allen West is dead and buried at Arlington National Cemetery.  His tombstone reads:  "Allen 'Neidermeyer' West - Killed by his own troops."
 
2013-11-12 03:19:39 PM  
You know you are in store for some hard core derp when conservatives refer to the United States as a "Republic" (or a "Constitutional Republic"), intentionally leaving off the "Democratic" part.
 
2013-11-12 03:20:32 PM  

Farker Soze: Sean Bean doesn't die in Ronin.


Thanks for the spoiler warning. Jerk.
 
2013-11-12 03:20:50 PM  

Slaxl: nmrsnr: Allen West is aware that being a ronin was a shameful fate for a samurai, right? It meant either you failed your master and let him die, were cast out by your master, or decided to be a mercenary.

/of course he doesn't.

No, it means you go on an awesome car chase around France, and Sean Bean dies.


And you brag about removing someone's appendix with a grapefruit spoon.
 
2013-11-12 03:21:00 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-11-12 03:21:18 PM  
That man is such an intolerable butthole.
 
2013-11-12 03:21:20 PM  
Ronin: A vagrant samurai without a master; Japanese masterless samurai.  Because samurai received their livelihood from their lord in return for service, a masterless samurai was essentially a vagabond unless he could enter the service of another lord.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-11-12 03:21:24 PM  

Slaxl: Sean Bean


Do you pronounce that as "Seen Bean" or "Shawn Bon"?
 
2013-11-12 03:21:36 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease:


*slow clap*
 
2013-11-12 03:22:23 PM  
HotWingConspiracy:
Allen West: American Bad Ass

"you mean, last elections losers"
 
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