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(HitFix)   "E True Hollywood Story: Angelina Jolie" directed by Jennifer Aniston   (hitfix.com) divider line 19
    More: Amusing, Angelina Jolie, True Hollywood Story, Maleficent, Disney, Juno Temple, Elle Fanning, Sharlto Copley, Linda Woolverton  
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2013-11-12 03:39:56 PM
Wow, they shopped the hell out of that. Doesn't look like her at all.
 
2013-11-12 04:12:13 PM
Heh, we were watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith the other day and I looked at Mrs. Del Rio and told her "I imagine this is a movie Jennifer Aniston won't be watching for a while", to which she replied "At least not without a gallon of ice-cream, sweat pants and her phone. She'll be crying and texting Angelina shiat like "Hope you like my husband you farking home-wrecker!".

I cracked up at that mental image.
 
2013-11-12 04:16:32 PM
Shoop da whoop.

Interesting story angle though. I look forward to a shift in Disney's traditional royalty fellating. Give the bad guys some shrift.
 
2013-11-12 04:27:34 PM
Of course she'll look the part, but I doubt there's anyone in the Hollywood who could live up to Eleanor Audley's voice
 
2013-11-12 04:32:18 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Of course she'll look the part, but I doubt there's anyone in the Hollywood who could live up to Eleanor Audley's voice


but I will sit in a dark theater and listen as they try
 
2013-11-12 04:56:06 PM
I like those leather-wrapped horns.
 
2013-11-12 05:01:26 PM
meh
 
2013-11-12 05:14:05 PM

Ghost Roach: Nana's Vibrator: Of course she'll look the part, but I doubt there's anyone in the Hollywood who could live up to Eleanor Audley's voice

but I will sit in a dark theater and listen as they try


You're right, I'll probably see it, too.  I'll go in without the expectation of that voice.  But the story damn well better be good!  None of that hold me by the lake on Naboo sh*t!
 
2013-11-12 06:04:52 PM
I have to wonder if Jennifer Aniston also feels that if she had just managed to hang onto Brad her professional career would have been better than it is.
 
2013-11-12 07:25:31 PM

voran: I have to wonder if Jennifer Aniston also feels that if she had just managed to hang onto Brad her professional career would have been better than it is.


Tough call. For every Jolie/Pitt power couple, there's an equal (if not greater) chance of a "Bennifer"-type fiasco. And given Anniston's track record of pretty feeble work even during her time with Pitt ("Rumor Has It," "Along Came Polly"), the latter was more likely than the former.
 
2013-11-12 07:41:37 PM
I would love to have nailed Jolie at the time Billy Bob was nailing her. Well, not at the exact same time. Yuck. Billy Bob balls. Yuck.
 
2013-11-12 08:22:04 PM

Uzzah: voran: I have to wonder if Jennifer Aniston also feels that if she had just managed to hang onto Brad her professional career would have been better than it is.

Tough call. For every Jolie/Pitt power couple, there's an equal (if not greater) chance of a "Bennifer"-type fiasco. And given Anniston's track record of pretty feeble work even during her time with Pitt ("Rumor Has It," "Along Came Polly"), the latter was more likely than the former.


at the same time tho, given Pitt's probable clout in the industry, he could have finagled some better connections for Jen.  I mean, it'd probably go as well as Will Smith making connections for his kid, but it'd give her access to shots she wouldn't have on her own merits :)
 
2013-11-12 09:45:59 PM
Will never be as terrifying as this:

 www.freewebs.com

/still scares the shiat out of me
 
2013-11-12 10:08:49 PM
What a Malificient may look like
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2013-11-12 10:49:28 PM

Mugato: Wow, they shopped the hell out of that. Doesn't look like her at all.


I think it's a play off of the animated version
 
2013-11-13 06:56:29 AM
Sorry Angi, you lose this one. Jennifer Aniston is hotter than you.
 
2013-11-13 09:19:37 AM
Both women belong on xHamster. Just being reasonable, nothing more.
 
2013-11-13 09:32:10 AM

abhorrent1: Sorry Angi, you lose this one. Jennifer Aniston is hotter than you.


Jolie got too skinny but 10 years ago she blew Aniston out of the water.
 
2013-11-13 04:59:20 PM

abhorrent1: Sorry Angi, you lose this one. Jennifer Aniston is hotter than you.


This is correct. Jolie wanes and Aniston waxes (giggity)
 
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